Warning! The Apocalypse is Nigh!

[TheMinerCrafter]

music from nobrainDOTdk wtf :P

[wammlehead]

im in arkansas.........

[funkypenguin24]

LOL this was in 2006, im in 2012 :D

[J03LZ1821]

pom

Thumbs up if you misread it

[contributer1]

i visited North Carolina a few months ago

[marvelbot2011]

i was like oh crap then i looked at the date it was posted

[DarkWolf1000000]

I feel bad for the people who wasted their money preparing for the not to be 'zombie invasion'.

[WTFtoucan17]

like if your watching this like 5 years later

[mrgoat1311]

@WTFtoucan17 no fukking shit ur watching it 5 years later it says 1 day a go...:yuno:

[bkcrizer]

he just wants to scare people so they can waste money and well bottom line is that he is a dick

[XBoom929]

*6 years later*

[LINKEST1]

this was posted @ 2006 what is it like almost 2012 i have been waiting to be a zombie

[CirnoSnax]

@ 2:33

Hey, there's Kenny's house. Ten bucks he's going down first, as a usual for any situation.

[thatotherguy27]

As a pastafarian, I feel the need to point out that, should some sort of apocalypse (zombie or otherwise) take place, pasta is energy-dense, easy to prepare with minimal equipment, and can be stored for long periods uncooked.

RAmen, and remember the double-tap!

[explodoboyv2]

are you in nasa??? im scared... D:

[TheZguitarboy67]

i bet the people who disliked this video thought it said: now-dis-i-like!

[TheZguitarboy67]

okay! Who disliked this video!

[WTFVIDEOSOMFG]

few days (2006-2011)

[TGYuurei]

Or just super heros..

[mrawesome487]

fake cause if humans eat raw meat they will die

[cfy8907]

he doesnt say weak he says the fat u ass

[Thelonesniper101]

I live in north carolina... where I live in NC we get plenty of ice and snow...

[maelstrom98761]

i love how he says that the weak will distract the zombies for everuone else to survive

[Eternalsummersong]

@maelstrom98761: Lol! It's been FIVE years!!

[TheLmfaostudios]

And years later, nothing has happened.....

[skittlesGoneMad]

I LIVE IN NORTH CAROLINA 2 BUT I LIVE IN MT.HOLLY

[kickassberrow]

@TheKerstetters a week its been four fucking years since he said this god

[Buckleofbelt]

This is still my favorite youtube video.

[Edwardthemoonbear]

Read this! I have come from the future! Five years from now, in 2011, the apocalypse is over! All the zombies turned into civilized beings that eat humans! America is now the Zombie States of America

[MrZonePure]

@Edwardthemoonbear been smoking brah'?

[AQWCloudlionheart987]

@christakis1988 then if chuck noris becomes a zombie were all screwed!!!!!!!!

[Birdboy281]

ok so you have to have a chemical fire right next to a nuclear plant

[ForgotteMemories101]

lol man it takes a LONG time for zombies to appear huh? hell a chemical plant that manufactured Agent Orange (among other shit) blew up in my town back in '77. No zombies, just cancer rates sky rocketed. get your facts straight and quit taking hollywood bullshit as truth...

[keeganm139]

@ForgotteMemories101 Didn't you pay attention? The zombies appear when you mix the dangerous, burning chemical plant with radioactive waste from the nuclear power plant.

[corndude1000]

lol

[rockurheart1]

kennys house FTW

[wickedmarlosthewiked]

look at the fucking upload date...

[Ratacon2004]

Or you all that live in that area might have cancer. And reduced your life span by like 30 years. Im just saying......

[MegaSonicKing]

zombies or like in fallout ghouls more peacefull however some wild ones

[watsuppokemon]

so what happend i japan ? just a reactor blew up you now no zombies wierdos or anything just allot of dead

[travisdwarren1]

goverment when are u gonna bring the acocalpyse upon us

[1blueshe]

wow you really think the millitary couldnt wipe them out and all you fuckin trollers dont reply like zombies would win no they would not this is not a movie this guy is stupid and now go read a book

[jeff420swinger]

ok this was like 5 years ago wheres the zombies im getin sick of waitin

[JasonVorheeseXP]

F***********CK MY SISTER LIVES IN NORTH CAROLINA!!!!! o wait this says 2006

[iownthyzombie]

well it doesnt seem like the apocalypse..it seems that u need to move..lol

[my3sonstjcardal]

this guy is an stupid ass no zombie they arnt real you play to much black ops lisen IT IS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN i have kids that heard that go to hell now they have nightmares fuck u

[SuperPeoplearestupid]

@my3sonstjcardal Your kids are soft... like you. Truth hurts, bitch.

[EagleEye4838]

i am so sick of hearing about Americans!

[zombiehunter4life]

is it true about the toxic waste mix with radiation equals zombies?jus asking

[RazorNFSMWBE]

@zombiehunter4life yeah but its:

Toxic Waste + Radiation + Person = DNA Mutation = Mutant Person = Zombie

:/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/

[MegaSonicKing]

@RazorNFSMWBE no its mutant person =zombie or ghoul if you played fallout ghouls are zombies only some are peacefull like humans

[randallschecter]

@RazorNFSMWBE toxic waste + radiation =death. just death. u cant mutate if ur cells are dead.

[mekuto0130]

chuck norris?? hmmmm

[SarcasmSkateTeam]

teenage mutant ninja turtles, haahahaa lmao

[ilike2wach]

nigh is a tupid way to say here

[SWIFTxR34CTIONZ]

WELL UMM 5 YEARS HAS PASSED SINCE THIS VIDEO AND STILL NO ZOMBIES SO YEAH........good vid tho

[mandalorian115]

hard to take seriously with Andy Griffith in the background

[zerg2222]

are you the same guy that did the snuggie WTF blanket thing?

it sounds like it :)

[mariomaker12]

at least chuck norris is there for us *ding dong* huh ahhhh zombie chuck norries

[negasplenetic]

the whole time i was like D = then at 2:56 i was like -_-

[1983the4everbackHD]

\m/ Rob Zombie \m/

[cheddercheese99]

That was pretty funny actually. You remind me of daneboe.

[Snazikk]

This was made in 11.10.2006 its 11.8.2011 wow... nice zombies..

[myztereeman]

chuck Norris just has to look at the zombies and they'll died

[Cowpwnz]

lolfail, powerplants can cause structure mutations, not behavior mutations

[DaddyOD13]

Zombies? No. Birth defects? Yes.

[lheinz571]

When is this suppose to happen

[rudyCalifornia7]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhh lame

[TheRandomChannel411]

nice vid lol

funny as hell

[prono774]

im in north carolina! 

[burnbabyburn691]

@prono774 if u do what city like raeligh

[tbedd2000]

me too in franklin county (neighboring wake county oh shit)

[ThePurplehobo]

so howd that turn out for you?

[coronaboi602]

where we kill people! lol

[coolkid564100]

fuck you zombie i blow your balls off

[JurrasicTaco21]

I gotz my M16

[ben22019]

i live in north carolina....... bring it zombies!!!!!

[JereBear00]

dude steam comes out of the nuclear power plants cylinder and the waste is stord over seas my bro is a nuclear physisycs in the navy....i should know....GAY!!

[dcd12300]

LMAO

[kermit368]

lol

[alry2001]

VERY COOL DUDE LOL

[TheFishingLuke]

1:46 LOL

[wahlers77]

i live in charlette! oh yh zombie ass kickin time!

[MrSirfred]

Thanks for showing me where you live. :)

[TheMclovin157]

ive got an ak47, 45 cal glock 30, 30-06 rifle, 2 12 gauge shotguns, bushmaster assult rifle and a kevlar vest. BRING IT ON ZOMBITCH

[RazorNFSMWBE]

I Want to kick some zombies heads, like HardcoreSuperstar464 said "L4D SKILL DONT FAIL ME NOW" ! :D

I´ve got M4A1, Baseball batS, USP, MAC-10,HE GRENADES, FLASHBANG GRENADES AND KEVLAR VEST , AND A STEEL VEST ! ZOMBIES CANT TOUCH ME.

[MrJamolcha]

@RazorNFSMWBE yeah good luck carrying all that shit around when zombies become a real deal bro....

[RazorNFSMWBE]

@MrJamolcha LOL, but i won´t carrie all that shit arround, my parents and my neighboors will help XD ;)

[RazorNFSMWBE]

@MrJamolcha Yeah thats true, but with the steel vest..... i dont know if the zombs can eat me.... ;) just that and i can walk trough the world just.... fine

[TheFerik111]

Lol I Came Here Couse Of FPSRussia :)



[JesiMaguire007]

fuck sake i live in ireland :( no ass kickin for me :(

[NickNSteven]

its not gonna make zombies

[Dexxxter7780]

Omg whats the name of that zombie song near the end?? "we're not unreasonable, noones going to eat your eyes" lol so cool

[max1323123]

@Dexxxter7780 re your brains

[christakis1988]

dont worry guys CHUCK NORIS IS STILL ALIVE!!!! THUMPS UP!!! :D

[tacuache87]

@christakis1988 and the power rangers and rambo jajaja

[A554551N4710N]

@christakis1988 NOPE! CHUCK TESTA!

[FCUKTHEBASS]

ill get my thundergun THUMPS UP

[jersydevil5]

u were wrong

[saxphonemike]

i like how he never took this down but ehh, what can you do right?

[HighOrdinator]

LOL i just seen how many people actually believe in this shit! hahaha omg, it can't happen...

[lovetoglitchinskate2]

DONT WORRY we got Frank West A zombie killing machine who can kill a zombie with his bare hands and save over 50 people in a mall infested with zombies in only 72 hours :)

[OneTwoThree12342]

Dude this is nothing to joke about, I just had a dream about a zombie outbreak a few nights ago. D= As if I wasn't scared enough with this stuff before now I really scared. D=

[Pozillaify]

@OneTwoThree12342 Because this video was made in 2006 and it is now 2011. If you weren't 100% Brain Dead or just 3 you would have realised it never happened and never will. Everyone who bases their survival techniques from Call of Duty, Zombieland, Left for Dead and any other Zombie Game's will be the first to die ;) I also bet people who claim they have shit loads of guns has no guns and are just lieing assholes.

[OneTwoThree12342]

@Pozillaify Woah, woah! No need for insults buddy here I'm for peace, I understand it's probably never going to happen, and I know it was a joke. But I as I had said I had this dream like a week ago before even looking at this kind of stuff, I had a freak out moment because I had a dream about death the night before looking at this clip. lol

[Pozillaify]

@OneTwoThree12342 That explains it, but still, I'll take back the brain dead and three year old part, but the rest stands.

[lolyosis]

@Pozillaify i have alot of guns :) im in GA so yeeeaaahhh.....

[RunePenguinNinja]

@Pozillaify well having some experience from simulators is better than none at all, so you can't say that those people will be first to die. personally i think they will be next to last to die. the last people to die would be people with military training

[Pozillaify]

@RunePenguinNinja No, its not, Simulators are seriously off - Infact, everything is. Zombie's aren't real therefor we cannot even have any survival techniques against them. The government and the military would be last to die - They have nukes. ;)

[daverem870]

LOL ripping good laugh

[deadlyfluffball]

Then you are set.

[gabrielcrimson]

very good video

[AlertRanger11]

fake and gay

[shadow444222]

dude my entire county has guns and weapons in every house so we are sure as hell ready for when it starts.

[candykisses443]

if an apocolypse ever occurs... there might be somithing in the air. i will wear goggles, put on a mask to cover my nose and mouth. wear long sweats to cover my skin, put something over my hair, put on gloves, have some good boots, some good weapons, and good acting skills. i need the clothing crap because like i said there might be something in the air. i need weapons and good acting skill because their might be zombies. weapons to kill, acting to act like a zombie. lol

[SirSmok3Alot225]

hahaha ...great video..props

[codfan11000]

just play left 4 dead 1 +2

[asianpimp09]

and i hope there is people living cause i hope ill drive a car as well cause i dont care and im a zombie fan so i might know a lot about them

[asianpimp09]

i will grab anything at home to defend cause we have like alot of stuff like a long thing to block the door and ill grab my laptop as a weapon cause u wont need this in at the end of the world

[untoldmonster]

oh my god they killed kenny U BASTARDS

[eastandabz]

iv got the supply were are the zombies

[eastandabz]

ive got the supplys were are the zombies

[Digiriver]

I Saw Kenny's house :D *the apocalypse happens* OH MA GOD!!! THEY KILLED KENNY D:

[bradyisman1]

lol pretty funny! hope it don't happen though lol!

[faceLoLROFL360]

thumbs up if u saw kenny house :D

[bieberhater99]

guy: sometimes there even good (shows pic of ninja turtles)

lol! thats hilarius

[moongoboom]

Lol, every year there's someone saying that this is the last year of human civilization.

[cher0917]

i bought the guns 5 years ago so....wut now

[prestonguthrie4]

wouldnt goverment warn us why lie if your whole race was in trouble?

[wolfishblue79]

well you was wrong bitch!

[derftyme]

its been 5 years homie.. not happenein they thought it may 22... nope

[LAXbeast247]

if rob zombie was the leader of all the zombies we would all be fucked

[ImaFattyMcpatty]

WHOAH

[ImaFattyMcpatty]

whoah. i just saw this video and can hardly find anything about it on the web. hmmm....I've been looking at these kind of stuff all over the globe. Something is way out of line here. ppl should just alwasy be prepared for ANYTHING, YES ANYTHING ZOMBIES MAY SEEM CRAZY AND IMPOSSIBLE BUT. HEY YOU NEVER KNOW.

[EminemDrDRE100]

its 2011 and nothin happened

[amir1781]

4:21 This guy is so right!! You rock man!!

[amir1781]

3:14 Yuck!! What the!

[Joeyblackblue1408]

Normal natural disasters are floods, tornadoes, hurricanes and earthquakes and being prepared for disaster means being ready for any type of emergency -- including zombies. On Monday, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention blogged about preparing for disaster and reminded readers that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, basic preparedness will help even if there are flesh-eaters roaming.

[dillman1999]

@scrimpyanimal tis true tis true

[scrimpyanimal]

@dillman1999 and then you woke up...

[bieberhater99]

@dillman1999 you'll be the first one to go. you'll be bragging when a zombie will come up behind u

[deadlyfluffball]

@dillman1999 Guns attract more zombies, and guns run out of ammo eventually. Hide in a tree house or other high areas with no easy entrance to get into and knife the ones that bother you when they are alone.

[dillman1999]

@deadlyfluffball yes but i have melee weapons 2 like my grandpas bayonet from the end of his M1 Grand and his M1 Grand so basically i will use it to knife them

[bloodrayne1000]

@dillman1999 Nice! especially the ford F350

[aquaagu2]

@dillman1999 look at FPS Russia. hahaa ur nothing

[lordfrylok3]

i live in nc... this is bull

[chvelle69]

a no lie there can be a virus that can cause stuff like this you nd i may never know

[BeLiZeAnBaLLeR517]

Zombies don't exist dumbass. there is only one kind of "zombie".

some voododo paractices can turn someone canablistic as they rot from the inside out , but the reason there is no " outbreak" is due to the fact that they die within a couple of days .

[PalleteRex]

What does rob zombie have any thing to do with a apocalypse i mean yes some of his songs are a little crazy like one lyrics is hes the hound of hell but thats just bc hes awesome so he can right songs like that but yeah i get good joke

[KARAMU95]

um, yeah, um guess i'm f*cked since i'm in derby. well mayaswell prepare for the downsizing. so long world

[BlackHawkRiki]

Can i just ask a question? yes? Ok, where the HELL are we supposed to find a gun shop in Liverpool? im in bootle maybe some crack head can take a look for me, hm? i will apreciate it, with my life if this does happen

[omegatestament]

i love how americans think this will happen every time something goes wrong, omg an ant died! zombie apocalypse is here....

[BrandonTrober101]

stfu bitch go home immagrant to you trash can

[LEGO171]

You know someone took this advise

[MexicanBenny]

-_-

[xixEmOx]

LOL. This was done in October, of '06. You guys...it's a joke. xD All high up on the Apocolypse. Hahahahaa xD I love the video. :d

LET IT BURN! ;D

[aidyhardy]

dont worry ive got wunderwaffes ray guns thunder guns m60s bowi knifes and potatoes except from the potatoes

[Turtlesonspeed]

Loved the whole video:)

I guess it's a lucky thing for me that I don't live near North Carolina because I live in Ireland.

LET IT BURN!

[bleachcentral1]

lol rob zombie

[HardcoreSuperstar464]

bullshit im prepared ive got shotguns, grenades and several baseball bats L4D SKILL DONT FAIL ME NOW

[lindynumbr4]

lmfao ... nigh (:

[kickassberrow]

zombies i hate get this for fact never try to commuicate with zombie if u do u will be a morning brecfast keep that in mind

[jezus22]

"...and welcome to earth", and an arrow pointing at united states? What an arrogant arsehole you are "pal"

[thorsoas]

fu i have ben living in nc western actualy i do bellive these will happen but not back then i mean these year or next but all u need is a big a## truck and 3 guns axes and thats is besides a m1 grand is my rifle sucker u now ww 1 ad 2 sniper rifle!!!!!!

[TheArthasmenethril]

just wait for Yellowstone to go boom because America would be rather screwed with a Super Volcano as a National Park

[jadams2768]

You make fun of yankees but you sure sound like one.

[endracismguy]

yes you are right america will have everything to do with the apocalypse

[VidiQueenDee]

I think it's gonna happen. Sorry to pull the plug on you pessimistic losers.

[Zepoodle9]

Idk y i have the feeling 2 share this, but i gotta pee