If you get psychic powers from cutting out all meat, dairy, and eggs... does that mean I'll become a super strong gorilla-like monster of a human if I OVER induldge in Dairy?
Because eating cheese 'till I'm constipated is an easy and delicious price to pay to have knuckles that drag against the ground.
I f'n KNEW Daniel Bryan had superpowers!
KevKev26 2 days ago
If you get psychic powers from cutting out all meat, dairy, and eggs... does that mean I'll become a super strong gorilla-like monster of a human if I OVER induldge in Dairy?
Because eating cheese 'till I'm constipated is an easy and delicious price to pay to have knuckles that drag against the ground.
gopherdude 2 weeks ago
The only likable actor in the entire damn movie.
Avykins 2 weeks ago
..isn't it he and I?
Girlygirlemc 4 weeks ago
Hmm, I'm already vegetarian. So I would just have to give up milk products to get psychic powers.....pass, I need my cheese.
TexanV1 4 weeks ago
Don't You Talk To Me About Grammer
Lols
Thats Actually What I Tell My English Teacher Every Day
mjjfreak213 4 weeks ago in playlist Michael Cera - Actor
Jilatos arent vegan, its milk and eggs bitch!!
Blueice2033 1 month ago
somebody wants to get funky
mesomelendez 1 month ago
YOU COCKY COCK!
nicole78232728 1 month ago
Bass battle??
Deathisyou76 1 month ago
My only current vegan power is magically not being invited over for diner because it is too damn hard on everyone else.
sritaunicelular 1 month ago 7
I like superman's new suit
cov99 1 month ago
This vid is popular on Mexico City
blaircolon36 1 month ago
Your vid went viral on Sao Tome
bennynewton38 1 month ago
No vegan diet, NO VEGAN POWERS!
Treyworld 1 month ago
vegan academy
darknaruto604123 2 months ago
I can't believe that's Routh! SUPERMAN!!
LoverofAngelus 2 months ago
Notice how theres always a reference to the number the Ex is [3 Friday Monday] [2 Minutes to Kick your ***] [Sends one Email]
somedudeatwalmart 2 months ago
@somedudeatwalmart or has a great big 3 on his t shirt.
robertocowles 2 months ago
@robertocowles Well that Goes without saying
somedudeatwalmart 2 months ago
The cleaning lady, she cleans dust... She dusts.
crazygirl1502 2 months ago
Hahahaha Routh nailed it.
froznbr0d 2 months ago
HE PUNCHED THE HIGHLIGHTS OUT OF HER HAIR
MrJoker354 2 months ago
The vegan police are real!
citizenlizard 2 months ago
luv the way he says "with a face" :P haha
twighlo9999 2 months ago
damm..... maybe i should become a vegan.......NAH I LOVE MEAT WAY TO MUCH TO GIVE IT UP!!
blahbalhblah3 2 months ago
vegan is better bingo lol
Kinghellblood 2 months ago
LMAO I love it when he does the dusting motion! Best Freakin' Part!
Influx27 2 months ago
It's milk and eggs bitch!
BromeoGritz 2 months ago
I JUST REALISED THAT THIS DUDE IS AARON FROM MEAN GIRLS, OMGZ
lailalokman 2 months ago
@lailalokman No. He's not.
narutoboy073 2 months ago
charlie simpsons a badass in this movie O_o
MrHEC381991 3 months ago
I.is.vegan. :D VEGAN POWER!!!
rissababyrawr 3 months ago
I sat through all of Dylan Dogg solely because of the actors performance as Todd the Vegan.
testtube173 3 months ago
vegetarian power
nestorjaviersolera 3 months ago
@nestorjaviersolera
VEGAN POWER!!!
ZoldierrZzz 2 months ago
how does he get his hair that way!!!!!!!!!
burdetterayven 3 months ago
This whole clip is just EPIC.
MichaelaHighVideos 3 months ago
Today is Monday...I'm still waiting for the cleaning lady so I can tell her! D:
AngelRin89 3 months ago
"Question: How does not eating dairy products give you psychic powers?" LOL Todd is probably my absolute fave of the exes...XP
ThePurplerose6 3 months ago
ALSO, how could I forget, Todd: "We have unfinished business I and he"
Scott: "He and me."
Todd; "Don't you talk to me about grammar!"
ThePurplerose6 3 months ago
Leather bracelet. Bad vegan.
BlueMaxx86 3 months ago 2
This has inspired me to become a vegan.
Littleman1229 4 months ago
BUT WHYYYY MONDAY!?!?!?
Shive1337 4 months ago
@Shive1337 Its tuesday
toontown633 4 months ago
I don't see myself getting psychic powers.
ScapeSearch 4 months ago
"Being vegan makes you better than most people"
I knew it! That's the reason why I am so go(o)d :)
BuzzDeeKopie 4 months ago
1:41 to 2:06 : BEST PART haha
CaprelMusicLovee 4 months ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
Don't you talk to me about grammar.
EnragedSephiroth 4 months ago
she dusts.
MsBethanyyh 4 months ago
4 people got blown up by a car. :P
seanleonard5 4 months ago
i wish i was vegan
TheSOLDIER1397 4 months ago
It's Superman ;3
iiMindy 4 months ago
Todd is my favorite villain!
starfoxstarwolf5423 4 months ago
I don't eat dairy products, where are my psychic powers?
GiratinaofFury 4 months ago 37
@GiratinaofFury Stop eating animals/animal by products and you will find out :)
TBU1992 4 months ago
@GiratinaofFury don't wear materials made from animals either
zazoupl 4 months ago
@GiratinaofFury Are you a vegan and @HuffleSlytherin1 do you not drink dairy...
nicole78232728 1 month ago
"Because You'll Be Dust By Monday" ... "Um" L0l
ThE4EvRPs3GaMeR 5 months ago 2
How the hell does "Thank you for posting this" get in the top comments?
MicahPummill 5 months ago
@MicahPummill What I want to know is how the hell quoting something from the video gets into the top comments.
foodlovingpig 5 months ago in playlist foodlovingpig's favorites 2
2:03 look at envy. What the hell is she doing? :)))
kweeehhh 5 months ago
I am vegan and still don't have this powers >:(
MrEitinha 5 months ago
Scott: If I pee'd my pants could you pretend it was wet from the rain?
Ramona: Its not raining.
Scott: oh...
imunnakeelyew 5 months ago
Wow I'm Vegan, so i don't have powers ):
smotito 5 months ago
wait...Dylan Dog is vegan?
tazmon122 5 months ago
She dustsssss.
araxrokkxjonas 5 months ago
Tod: tell it to the cleaning lady on monday
Scott: what
Tod: because you'll be dust by monday..
Scott:..huh
Tod: because you'll be pulerized in 2 seconds.......and the cleaning lady...she cleans up...dust....she dusts
Scott: so whats on monday?
Tod:....well cause..its friday now, and she has the weekends off so....monday...right?
Midnightjuliet0811 5 months ago 39
scott got punched into outer space.
gamemaster52 5 months ago
I'm gonna dye my hair blonde like that. Is a must on any vegan.
CockyR4 5 months ago
I dont want to eat dairy products after this so that i can have super powers. yea!!
NigelHasNoFriends 6 months ago
HE IS SHO SHMEXY!!!
22TiniTara 6 months ago
So, Monday...right?
Haxcz 6 months ago
You cocky cock! You'll pay for your crimes against humanity!
rabscuttle12 6 months ago 2
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yayacomment 6 months ago
sooo... whats on Monday?
legacy1X 6 months ago
I want a guy to punch a hole in the moon for me
bluelenne22 7 months ago 4
Courageously insist maybe it's the troopers. Hahaha
thedarkprince101 7 months ago
He and I**************************
KatieKalamity 7 months ago
Wait a sec, Where's my vegan powers?!
HuffleSlytherin1 7 months ago 28
@HuffleSlytherin1 well atleast your better than me :\
thanatoast666 1 month ago
0:06
intacto750 7 months ago
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watercat8 7 months ago
@watercat8 Isn't his name Todd?
TheDeadman419 7 months ago
@watercat8 he's not, he's called Todd
therobotFrom94 7 months ago
I and he !
He and me !
DON'T LECTURE ME !
p6mkq 7 months ago
I just want the hot bass scene attack XD
1CrazyAnna 7 months ago
scott needs to practice his bass more...
FoxNamedNacho 7 months ago
i can play bass like that odd guy lol
dbz420king 8 months ago
tell it to the clraning lady on monday :p
twighlo9999 8 months ago 48
I like the part where he plays bass
LiteSting 8 months ago
Thank you for posting this!
Iamjustherek 8 months ago 31