Dane Cook - Monkey Heist

[Slaught1004]

lol but with the sex would be

a whole lot better!

LOL

[TheIrishHooligan]

Sword fighting a monkey would be the shit!!!!!!

[jucie19]

the end looked really wrong.

Was the monkey giving him a hand job?

[lensakai719]

that would be the monkey giving him a blowjob

[HoodAngel2286]

lol yes, yes it was

[WhiteRhinoPhantom]

i don't need sex. loll

[chunkeymonke]

the battle armor is a He-man reference

[mackton11]

that would be an awsome video game

coco the monkey and dane cook in the game called the monkey heist rated M

coming whenever they make it

[mackton11]

this is so fuckin true

[FIIXER]

This vid is so fucking true...

[kriscena]

Where the "FUCK" is the Van.

[FallenAngel1508]

"WHERE THE [BLEEP] IS THE VAN?!?!" LOL

[403988]

The bunny is on crack,cokane and diet coke mixed togather.

[cooter619]

Lol i want a pet monkey now XD "Monkey where are you?"

[thechris14267]

rabbit:ha ha ha

dane:WHAT THE F**K ARE U DOING?!

XD rofl

[dragoon5bam]

omg 1:49 monkey gives some head to dane

[TheNearPost]

other way around dude...

[jakster13118]

what the hell a bunny person

[mountaindewaj]

who wants a banana sandwich  I DO

[crazyguy3344]

why is there a blood splat at the begening?

[ARRAGORN306]

theres a blood splat because the creepy guy at work ended when they made this vid

[crazyguy3344]

oh thanks that vid is funny i just checked it

[giggtyman2]

lmfao

[lolman5921]

The gun the animation was carrying at 10 secs to 25 was an m4! NOT AN AK47

[crazyguy3344]

dose it matter?

[PyroInTheFace21]

Wow, only a loserfaced ass monkey who playes too much COD or Halo would know that

[lotf21685]

i hurd swiging in hur boobs

[tray2047]

Between 00:10 and 00:12, Listen closely, it the giggling sound in the justin timberlake song " my love".

[Axel5550]

He-Man lol.

[UB3RL33TCHICK3N]

Okay, NOW i know why its flagged .... X_X

[juniorMilenko]

u rob banks with ur pet monkey, and while going from spot to spot, you have sex with hot chicks, THAT my friend, is the ultimate

[snakemonkey35]

wtf are you...get to the van get to the van now!!! and monkeys are cool=] especially cocked up monkey

[jason250r]

Does anybody know what this show is called? I think it comes on comedy central. They blend stand up comics with this kind of animation.

[thequackzi]

The show is called "Shorties Watchin' Shorties"

[sk8erg1rl96]

its not the same as the last one...or is this the first? i love the other one xD

[1kuyok]

It is Dane Cook.. You can't keep saying it the same way while doing stand up.. You heard the same skit he just didn't say it the same way.. It is flagged probably because of the cartoon tits at the beginning..

[fuzzybunnyhumper]

noooo its not just b/c it sounds like him and stuff omg ur so dumb

[SPARTAN021]

This IS Dane cook... I´ve heard and watched every single thing with Dane Cook on Youtube, and this is certainly Dane Cook.

And if you want to make other people look stupid, try spelling correctly.

[cocor0cks106]

who flagged dis... y? juss cuz it said SEX? get ovr it

[dragonx2222]

wtf id that money doing at the end giving head to it self???

[izabellearaiza]

or dane!

[dragonx2222]

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE VAN!!!!

[kickorkick]

just gimme a minute!!hes changing the codes. im in to .... u know

[whiselj]

"monkey?!...who wants a banana sandwich? I DO!"

[SamHyuuga]

i looov dane cook he is sooooooooooooo funny!

[j6king8]

lol what the fuck are u do..we gotta get n the van now lol

[englishtamil]

these jokes won't be half as good without the animation.

Why can't people accent that?

[dhasosan]

WHERE THE F*CK IS THE VAN?!

[AkatsukiGirl47]

WAT THE FUCK R U DO-*shoots*HAHAAHAHAHAA!!!

[kh3m1c4l]

WOT DA -BLEEP- ARE YOU DOI-*PPHHHTT PHTTT* ROFL dude i can't stop laughing at that part.

[andwhatelse]

MONKEY!!WERE YOU AT MONKEY!?!?!

[fam0uslastw0rds]

hah i think soo

[woodenspoon90]

at 1:49 is the monkey sucking his dick?

[Xion009]

... I think so...

Ew.....

[craigchirmorie]

y wont this load??

[iamthesquirrel]

i liked it.

[Psycho467]

who the hell flagged this!!! There r way worse things than this u bitch!

[ashisnice]

who THE HECK FLAGGED THIS!!!!!!! OMG

[swimmagirl07]

whats wrong with this video who flagged it!!

[deaduzamaki]

well i think someone flagged it beacuse the naked stripper part

[whateverlife667]

I had to make a freaking account just to watch this video! That angers me. There are way worse things on youtube than this.

[cyberwaffles]

yeah, whatever hoe

[hunterfranklin19]

This video is not suitable for my cock you bitch

[cyberwaffles]

forget the cock suckers unkownword234. i understand that this may not be suitable for minors. but damnnit!, those little lazy bastards shouldn't be on the Internet in the first place. today's definition for kids to play with their friends is to chat with each other on my-space.

[BJI54622]

WHO THE FUCK FLAGGED THIS !!!

[Bobzy12351]

LOL!

[ultimategamer1457]

WHERE THE F&@K IS THE VAN!?!?

[331355555]

no no no no hes cool dude wtf r u doing were da fuck is da van!!

[RefreshingBeverage]

Silly Rabbit, HEISTS ARE FOR KIDS! xD

[Alcairo02]

Wouldn't it be cool to have a monkey?

[giomamajoshow]

i agree with everything he said

[naruto762]

DUde that would be cool!!!!!!! Having a monkey knowing would battle when you get home!?

[Hawaiianguy731399]

funniest part is, on some level he's right.

[olivierlar]

no joke, is it possible for anybody to buy a monkey? if yes im gonna get one pretty soon ^^

[notsnhoJhcaZ]

dude. i know a guy who has a spider monkey

[olivierlar]

spider monkey? whats that? and how did he got his monkey? I WANNA KNOW!!!

[notsnhoJhcaZ]

not sure, but he got it for scoring touchdown

[CartmanRoxs]

I love this video he l=is like the funniest dude ever! It kinna looks like the type of animation from this show i caught once when i fliped threw the tv called "a life of a teenage robot" on f'ing nickolodeon and i was setting there like "WTF?" but it kinna looks like that too me if youve ever seen that show.

[Slikem17]

wheres the van!? the vans sposed to be here!!!

[HomelessSteve69]

monkeys RULE!!!!

[DanLeepwns]

Those look more like M16s then AK47s but whatever, Dane Cook is great.

[JazmineMtz12]

funny what show is this?

what channel was it on?

[lilwolfebueno]

This is "Shorties Watchin' Shorties". Sadly, this show was discontinued and it isn't on DVD. :'(

[mikiimike95]

ommfg dane cook is the funniest guy ever!!!

[shikanara9]

i want a monkey thats part of a heist. monkey sweeeeeeeeeetness lolololololol monkey fucking monkey

[shikanara9]

I want that fucking monkey!

[olivierlar]

that's so true. i want to be part of a heist annd scream 'where the fuck is the van!!!'. and i want a monkey since im a kid:D

[SpiritofRyoko20XX]

ME TOO! XDD

[CanadasForces]

why r like 1/2 the people not wearing pants at the beginning? lol

[bigben0303]

because this clip is from an immature show that got canceled from Comedy Central

:D

[Nascarchamp24]

i want a monkey thats part of a heist. monkey = sweeeeeeeeeetness

[911gangster]

stop at 00:17

[ownageploxage]

funny stuff XD

[lilhomie4li43]

lol jude

[jude619]

my favorite part is the first :D

[trooperbassist]

"ahahah aha aha!!" "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DO-!?" thats the funniest

[Glowingeyes99]

i wanna be part of a heist =]

[ishmari14]

Dane Cook: who want's a banana!!!

Monkey: I DO!!!!!

lol one of the best part's

[Slifer1995]

Thats probably every guys dream to b part of a heist. i even made a small comic about it when i saw this move it gave me the idea of how it happens...we all die except for the dog with the walking stick( I HAVE NO CLUE). this movie is funny

[veeronikuh]

i want a monkey, guess im a guy

[Blondie313]

I want a monkey and I'm a girl!

[Slifer1995]

what slance1 said goes for me too, i thought that was one of the most funniest things in this movie. "what the f**k are you do- *BANG BANG BANG* lol

[Slance1]

rofl oh yeah :DDD

[qatarz]

DID THE monkey SAY F*** YOU!!!!!111?

[fardale21]

HAHA

[Tonytherocker]

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE VAN?!!!!? XD

[guitarhero3150]

omg this is hilarious.

[atomicrabbit22]

HAHAAH awesome animation!!!

[Slance1]

00:45 - What the fuck are you do... *bang bang* XD I love that part

[woa12]

me to

[schmidtyrevolution]

I love that part!

[Urseh]

no more kids for me. i'm getting a monkey.

[Slance1]

i love the part - Monkeeeeyyy! :D

[sweetalyssa12]

that guy in his underwear at :23 secs is the same guy from the car accident video ...lol

[georgiasf]

i dont need sex. I WANNA MONKEY!

[damasta717]

:D i love the dam creepy guy at work

[LordSherish]

No no no, I want and EVIL COKED up monkey.

[FrankTheTank1239]

lol when he talks about inapproprite faces, the monkey is doing the smiling thing. i love that

[MizuUchiha]

lmao monkeyz x3

[lengdg2]

listen after he whants to be in a hist listen

[caseclosed757]

true but not true at the same time

[PS2MAN501]

i really want a monkey now

[raikim4eva961]

i want a monkey and i'm a girl! xD

[dodeegirl]

I WANT AN EVIL MONKEY!!!!!!!!!LOL

[magnum522000]

MONKEY!!!!! (in the closet ready to kill)

hahahaha

[joey101001]

lolwho wants a bannana sandwich.....I DO! lmfao

[robostomo1]

where you at monkey??

[masterclock23]

lmfao that was stupid...........lol very stupid.

[Vegetaotaku]

Dane is RIGHT! We do love monkeys and heists better than sex!

[Veraux]

i would love a monkey

[flakeypizza]

that gives me an idea

IM GONNA GET MY MONKEY ON DRUGS YAAAAAAAAY!!!

[chindemo07]

word!

[777NoEvil777]

They crap in their own hands and throw it around in a festive manner.

[chindemo07]

I don't know why the people don't like you. that's completely true

[Psycho467]

that rabbit guy is hilarious going ah ha ha ha ha shootin people id wanna rob a bank with him more than the monkey

[MakiMaki101]

Silly Rabbit, HEISTS ARE FOR KIDS! xD

[xxLatinoKidxx]

rofl! omg thats awesome. i'd prolly want sex then MONKEY AND MEROBBING STUFF!!!! \,,/

[TwistDemon]

roflolmfao!

[Ninetailednekogirl]

DANE COOK RULES

[Chrijz]

I love that crazy rabbit :D

[Froogleplex]

WTF is the monkey giving him head right at the end!?!?!?!

[TaurenWarchief]

lmao ur right!

[MintoBastet]

"I don't need sex." xDDD I just love him!

[yen170]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gallantgoat2]

i wrote the 200th comment yeh. "who wants a banana sandwich I DO"

[Gallantgoat2]

monkeys are so cool and it would be awesome to do a heist!! Dane read my mind!

[blambajam111]

every body wants to walk down main st with an a.k.47 !!!

[bjk455]

DANE COOK IS THE BESTTTTTTTTTTTT

[brokenxemo]

give me a min. they changed the codes !

no no no no, hes cool dude.

HAHAHA !

[summerloveox]

"who wants a bananna sandwich?" I DO! haha lmao

[Gallantgoat2]

dude it doesnt work ive tried it a thousand times Dominick

[redboy198]

i want a monkey give me a monkey i want a monkey i deserve a monkey

[billygerdts]

"I don't need sex." XD

[Hoffman581]

That me the deal a monkey driving u coast to coast robbing places taking a break eating a bannana

[52xpaul]

its kinda creepy i always did want a monkey

[chaoscomes4yo]

Who wants a banana sandwich?

I do!

Me too XD

[Anax11]

the shooting rabbit is classic he should have his own show

[Pistonsrule4life]

so hilarious

[maryannemiki0]

sausage

[Newcomerdude]

Monkeeeeeyyyyyy!... Where you at monkey!?

Omg this man is great!

[lovelylittlegirl7776]

hahahahahahaha i love this video so fucking much! it sucks that the part where he's like whoa where'd you learn to talk and then the monkey is all i taught my self to talk 'well this is incredibly weird' 'i know let's fight' or something like that. "robbing people from coast to coast" lmfao such a funny line, and then friendster, that's funny too.

[airzoom94]

im gonna buy a monkey

[depresedgurl13]

i want a monkey!!!!!!!!

[Kenchihun]

Did he have that monkey go down on him? That's sick and wrong.

[mx25i6a3]

DC is awsome

[berryrain2]

Where the fuck is the van!

[hottie603]

WHAT THE FUC..AHHHAHHHHAHHHH

[halomaste70]

give me a minute......im in friendster now.

[halomaste70]

after 1:25 this video gets awsome!!

[chickenstopkid]

idd rather have sex than a monkey anyday

[Jerry520]

I'll take all 3...at the same time, if it's possible.

[chickenstopkid]

yes the ultimate orgy

[blazikan96]

TRUE!!! i want a monky lol