Spherical Natures

[1JadedMiss]

I have a feeling I've watched this, one drugs. and here I am again.. on drugs.

Good video.

[McFlanker]

My god, is there a single video of you were you aren't high as fuck and/or shirtless Ian?

[hempartist420]

you expect people to watch 19 mins of bullshit?

[MandieLeeAnn]

haha The metaphysical take on mug creation was fantastic lmao

[ChocolatePoop1301]

I don't know what scares me more - creationists or stoners trying to sound smart

[drkozz]

@ChocolatePoop1301 It is a fact, that if you take a IQ test with THC (weed) that your score will be higher than without.

[drkozz]

@ChocolatePoop1301 Just to add on my comment before, besides from that, another good reason to ban it would be: the fastest growing cannabis plant is 44 days before it is adult and with that plant you can make paper, plastics, bio fuels and so forth.. calculate for yourself what it would mean if it were legal.

[threeheadedbaby2]

never seen 2 more unhappy looking guys in all my life...what does any of this stuff matter coming from 2 drunken stoner monotoners....hahahahaha...fuc­king crap spew...ian, put a shirt on, cut off that gay hair, go climb a tree and take in a deep breath of outdoor air for fucks sake

[RaunchyFlyinTwinkies]

Ignorance is Bliss.

[FrogTuneFrogTune]

The guy on the right (not Crossmack) is far more intellectually capable; and I get the feeling that Mr Crossmack is aware of this...

[Quex01]

T-shirt!

[WarrenWorthingtonIII]

.... Aaaaand, then you sucked each-others cocks... Fucking weirdos.

[ryeb1]

It would be amazing if you could actually transmit senses other than sight and sound through video... Because right now all I smell is orange juice :)

[blingerninja]

And a cool theory about love of mine: Hindus and some other people believe in returning to a singular consciousness when we die. I guess it could be like a blissful "heaven," but like a melding of life, where we don't really remain individual souls but return to some sort of "source," that is life itself.

Maybe here on earth, we tend to seek out like-minded physical manifestations of the "life energy," like, maybe we know that the happiest we can be is when we return to "the source"

[blingerninja]

In other words, maybe we look for people who are most similar to ourselves, so that we can can experience a closeness that we felt before we left the "Gaia" or "life stream," or whatever to join this reality. Maybe that's what makes "falling in love" so fantastic--maybe our relationships in this world are just our way of trying to connect, the way we're meant to--the way we were plugged into a singular consciousness before we came to this existence, and where we'll return afterwards.

[blingerninja]

One cool thing. You remarked on us being different from apes. Obviously, we are, but it's interesting to note that Darwin once said that the difference between humans and animals isn't qualitative, but quantitative. In other words, we're not the dominant species because we do any one thing better than animals, we just have a collection of abilities. Clark's Nutcracker is a bird that harvests nuts for only 3 months of a year and has to remember where he hid that shit for the rest of the year.

[blingerninja]

Random stoner facts, I know, but it's fucking awesome that evolution isn't linear; I mean, we're not at the forefront of it.

[f0revern0ty0urs2]

ok so i've got a question,

if 2 guys are about to make out,how do they decide which 1 will be the giver and which receiver?

Does the size of the weener make any difference when it comes to figuring out who fucks 1st?

[fishhead06]

"Christian dropped by and we did it big time." Yeah, sure - get my hopes up.

[Fatalerror300]

fucking morons.

[rustambayli]

KISS MY ASS

(no offense but watchin ur vids its a waste of bleeding time matey!)

[gkoornhof]

so fuckin high

[LastofJedi]

That's an interesting thought to discuss the forces which motivate someone to create something.... Dare I say that it may be bigger than the person in question? That's heavy.

[HenhousetheRed]

Why are you always shirtless. What's that about.

[LightningJanitorial]

He obviously thinks he has a manly and sexy physique and hes giving you the honor of looking at it.

[pianistnyc]

BTW Ian you have such a cool vibe in this, it's a good example of to be calm cool and collected.

[pianistnyc]

All this thinkin' man.

[UniversalBrother108]

Metaphysics can be and is , in some instances, a scientific paradigm. The immaterial world can be investigated and interacted with, and as such can be tested and observed, however this calls forth new methods of inquiry that mainstream science is currently not adapted to.

[the2012report]

I always thought metaphysics was that stuff science was unable to explain, which would make Ian's brain gel digestion theory not only not science, but also not metaphysics. It sounds more like Ian is just defining reality in terms of his own unique perspective as if it were universal. I would call it metaphor over reality, which is also how I see the religions and why I call Ian's thing religion.

[nishemi]

Scientists claim that latest findings (within 10 years) suggest it to be either 'flat' or 'saddle' shaped and no one is sure of the expand/contract hypothesis. The universe is expanding and speeding up, this the scientists know for sure. If it is flat it could mean that the expansion is infinite. I don't believe a 'collaps' (if this is what happens) of the universe, would mean it all starting over again. I believe it would mean an interely new universe would be born (explicit/implicit order)

[nishemi]

.. or maybe our universe will end up as a giant black hole. I believe that the black holes could actually be 'doorways' to other universes. I believe in mulitverses/multidimensions/pa­raleluniverses etc .. and yes, scientists are very much aware of the fact that the observed becomes affected by the observer .. and I too believe, everything is already there. The human brain is not developed enough (yet) to see the complete 'picture', we only see a fraction :)

[nishemi]

.. then again maybe we are not ment to understand/'see' everything ? .. As long as the human species excists, we will explore - because this is our nature - and we will find answers to many of our questions, but I have a feeling that there might be a limit to our explorations and that there are questions, we may never find answers to ?

[the2012report]

A collapse might not mean an exact replay next time, but it would imply an infinite number of replays, future and past, and therefore and infinite number of exact repeats, future and past as well as an infinite number of all possible results. Maybe.

[thesorleymussed]

Oh yeah, i remember reading Kant in uni and he said the said thing: we create more problems by interfering in other peoples' problems and lives. You can help people more just by listening and displaying non possessive warmth than by getting all and demanding and controlling. Thats what I hate about relationships: the anger, the demanding, carrying the weight of others needs.

Thomas is indeed a good man, but, maybe he took it too far at times. You've got to let people be and focus on yourself.

[KrisMTL]

your videos and ideas are cool but can you put on a shirt? your chest hair is sickly.

[the2012report]

A word of advice, Ian. If Christian offers to take you for a joy ride around the parking lot in his Navigator...well, make sure your policies are up to date.

[ChristianInHollywood]

You can vacation with Ian, but don't bring your American Express card.

[the2012report]

American Express card? I wouldn't even bring my dental fillings!

[SomeStylistGuy]

The bong exists therefore you are high as shit.

[rwasta7007]

you guys make awasame philosophical arguments, just like platon did or any great thinkers, i guess you could be right, but you could also be wrong is not like it makes "perfect" sence or you can prove it in anyway, the whole concept of the invisible sphere for that matter, so basically what you are doing is mental masturbation, you wont get to a solution without starting from proven facts of evidence and science............ just a bunch of posible scenarios

[the2012report]

Awasame as he was, Ulysses S. Platon was wrong about most everything, too.

[Drstrangelove17]

I think I understand what you're talking every moment is infinite and immeasurable.

Sometimes, feeling really aware causes me to feel wonderment. It's like, I can't help but stare at leaves of grass or feel a stirring on a level that is so much bigger than myself.

It's like feeling plugged into the universe and being a piece of seaweed that flows with the waves.

[thedakksterr]

By the way you say in your description that you guys did it "big time". Talking about you and him doing it big time would have been more entertaining than twenty minutes of you contributing absolutely nothing to the conversation.

[thedakksterr]

I have been talking to rats in my apartment for years before I kill them and they say things which make way more sense than what you say. Oh and one more thing. Are you serious when you talk about the ebay bids? You really believed those were real bids by real retards wanting to buy your pink cup? Please answer this because I think you'll prove once again you are completely insane.

[the2012report]

"I have been talking to rats in my apartment for years before I kill them and they say things which make way more sense than what you say."

Now, if only you had said that 3 years ago in a video, Robert and Keanu could have pushed it to a half hour.

[ChristianInHollywood]

Robert and Keanu?? Huh??

[the2012report]

TFG famously (in some circles) said he looked like Keanu reeves.

[the2012report]

I'm so ashamed I didn't see that second r. Yeah, Thomas isn't stupid enough to say that about the rats.

[ChristianInHollywood]

Thomas isn't stupid at all period.

[the2012report]

I shouldn't have phrased it that way, but I am of the opinion that we are all stupid to some degree, that we all say and do stupid things from time to time. All of us, except Thomas.

[thedakksterr]

Hi Ian. I just wanted to point out that you are really boring nowadays. Christian gave you a lot to work with but you didn't do anything with it. Usually I get angry when you create stupid new words like your classic "spirangulation". But I think at least that is entertaining. This video shows how pathetic you have become. It also shows how you look like a concentration camp victim.

[thedakksterr]

Any time you sit near someone normal or moderately overweight they instantly look obese. I recommend that Christian shouldn't sit near you or walk near you unless it's halloween and you want to trick or treat together dressed as a nazi and a jew in camp uniform. I know about fitness. I have stood many times in the middle of a gym wearing a gray gym shirt and black sweatpants pointing at stupid retards and calling them names for doing preposterously stupid things.

[the2012report]

Ian must be the control twin.

[Projection1234]

Dude, fantastic babblings (sp.?).

[raindrophoto]

is it me or are u sitting naked next to your friend drinking water out of a cup with a heart on it.

[dropitall11]

the 60's are comin back in a big way,its just like that star wars movie where luke's master gets killed by dark vador but he knew it would only make him more powerful, the 60s died but only to come back stronger with MORE FOCUS.,i hope to cross paths with yall down the road.

[IraqIsWhack]

what is up with that description dude? LOL

[BenLoka]

according to vedic knowledge (ancient indian scripture), the universe is a sphere. they knew this millions of years ago and modern western science is just catching up... its fun, but unfortunately unproductive to speculate on what the universe might be like, as we can only perceive through the 9 tiny holes in our body, better to accept spiritual authority from those with transcendental vision. Hare Krishna! =)

[joexski]

this is what youtube was made for, sharing ideas

[Boudiicca]

Don't get me wrong...quantum physics/occult mysticism is my forte...but I think I'm gonna have to get really stoned to keep up with this ;)

Two words came to mind while I was watching this video....

1. drug, and

2. psychosis.

I made it through a whole 9 minutes before I got totally lost though. :)

[Sandguy99]

I quit once they got into scratch-and-sniff.

[Pawsz]

ok,, well i was about to leave but the scratch and sniff is tempting me on ...ugh

[orionpk]

why he is shirtless? looks almost like he haves anorexia

[ricirish]

Well at least he had pants on

[OMGIHAVEAIDS]

Deep stuff, man...

[blc341]

pseudoscience

[Bodobaas]

the universe is a tetrahedron

[OneoftheImmortals]

At this matinée, the part of Antonio Salieri is being played by Veronica Lake's grandson.

Footnote: The universe does not contract. As a matter of fact, it is picking up speed.

[the2012report]

I was going to say that about the universe, but I thought maybe they'd found something. I remeber talk about a whole bunch of dark matter they thought might be there. I can't decide which scenario sucks more, but I don't think it will make much practical difference to me. I guess I'd prefer Jungle Boy's universe.

Footnote: Christian really makes Ian's hair look good.

[w0r1dpeace]

Ian IS Ben Skywalker and anyone who reads this and disagrees needs to fuck themselves, and anyone who reads this and can help to affect this reality NEEDS TO PULL THE TRIGGER!!! Connect this fuckar with Lucas yesterday!

[w0r1dpeace]

BACK AT IT AGAIN! THE DUO.

[w0r1dpeace]

they had a real life wonkavision showing of willy wonka & the choc fact in boston recently ... in smellovision

[SmilingWood]

Were you guys swapping brain juice!

OMFG

[giaco44094]

Two guys and one green cup.....the newest round of reaction videos is about to start !

[OneoftheImmortals]

I'm waiting for the sequel, "2guys1tweezer."

[giaco44094]

I was really afraid they were going to start grooming each other.

[OMGIHAVEAIDS]

That would have made this video awesome.

[SerinaJK]

I can agree that what we feel emotionally in terms of weight can become a physical thing. Most of my stress weight goes into my back depending on the type of stress it is. When it's logical, it rests on my upper back and shoulders. When it's more emotional, it rests in the lower back and hips. I think that's the beauty of a metaphysical explanation though, because something as simple/complex as emotions are not yet tangible until we decide they are. Great video

[the2012report]

Really? I find that emotional excitement tends to roll down the nose and disharge itself in snot, at least in the early spring. After the leaves fall, melencholy seems to break out in blisters on the base of my right thumb. I think it all stems from stress produced by the eternal question: Should I move to Arizona...or just buy a combination leaf/nose blower?

[SerinaJK]

That was too funny. I know exactly what you mean, because I suffer a lot from allergies too. I would say moving to an area that is perceived as clean now would only add to the "congestion" dispersed by the vehicles we drive and the MTA all together if you ask me. At the same time our country is just trying to pick itself up (hopefully with little to no government control or marshal law). Would the leaf/nose blower be safer?

[the2012report]

Since avoiding congestion is the whole point, perhaps I ought to just apply some brain gel to my front lawn and be done with it.

[SerinaJK]

ok, that sounds pretty gross :-/

[teverde579]

Nontopical

[Anon1696]

The camera is a NOW capturing device.

It captures a myriad of representations of NOW.

[the2012report]

Didn't they spin this character off to some island survival show a few years ago?