Ask A Black Dude

[alqaedajada1]

most bitter man in america

[SNOWMANABM]

everybody wanna be a nigga, dont nobody wanna be a nigga

[ErlendYo91]

WHY IS IT INVERTED?

[bmister50]

Paul mooney seems like he might be gay.

[SnugglesNDopey]

Thats true Mariah Carey with Nick Cannon now. LOL.

[UnitedStatesOfSpange]

Why black people jump so high? Gotta do somethin when you runnin from the police

[315TONz]

Dave & Paul are BOTH .... OFF THE CHAIN...FUNNY AS HELL

[3Life3]

13 People didn't help Dave

[ScrausScrauas]

Dave wasn't kidding at the end, he was saying how Comedy Central was trying to control everything and no one noticed.

[iixxBlack0utxxii]

nigga did i just catch you having fun?

[ThatBattleboi]

not gonna lie...paul mooney comes off as a little fruity to me. he's still funny as hell

[OhGeeGanksta]

lol!! "When you go white, you go runnin back to black."

[Virgofenix]

Profound.

[bigjoejoe18]

funny thing is they did take daves show and took alot of his bits he had saved and used them also lol...

[datsdatshits]

THAT AINT WHAT I HEARD

[rydgemolino]

WHITE PEOPLE TAKE EVERY THING DONT GET TO FOND OF ME BECAUSE THEY MIGHT TAKE ME TOO - AMAZING LINE BY PAUL MOONEY HE IS GOD

[rawboy310]

Paul mooney is the man LMMFAO comedy wouldn't be comedy without a lil racist comments every comedian does it white black and Mexican

[bitchiknowyouloveme]

and they took his show

[RectorCR2]

I hate Paul Mooney... I mean he is definitely smart and has a talent for comedy but he's just so hatefully racist.

[TheJUICE343]

@RectorCR2 racist never that he just tell the truth about race shits real

[BlackOasis21]

White people gave OJ and Whitney back.

[Infriction]

And in the end... they did take Chappelle's show.

[Fileaxx]

Why are you so funny dave!

[TheMacMan35]

"Brothers are defiantly "packing"." Really? ALERT THE POLICE!

[cb7pwn]

even if its just comedy, i think black celebs should really set a better example for young blacks.. they make it seem like talkin gangster and blaming white people for everything is something they should take seriously ..

[DrDazzleFTW]

@cb7pwn Uh, black people have fully functional brains. They want to be retarded and take everything literally that is their problem.

[deez723]

that so sad. why didnt anyone help. i would have rushed the stage and kicked them in the nuts and helped dave. where is he now? is he ok>>>

smeone fucking tell me

[wtfizthisshite]

they'll fix you, too!

[HillLuvJump999]

Lmao Paul Mooney is a mess! 

[xXCarlxEvoLXx]

And next season he was gone....

huh?

[MrMobile635]

dont get too fond of me now white folk come and take me too! REAL! lmfao! love it! black people see something so real they cant do shit else but make a joke and laugh!

[apocalypse123]

I got ice cream with Dave Chapelle the other day. It was in Springfield, Ohio, I shit you not.

[lilsm555]

@apocalypse123 I believe it. He still does comedy he just does it on the down low.

[pacifront83]

"The last nigga on earth startin Tom Cruise"

[speedcoregewalt]

lol i love it how Paul Mooney plays the race card after the question about black people shaving their head. I never saw that answer coming the first time i had watched this

[pacifront83]

@speedcoregewalt he was joking.

[speedcoregewalt]

@pacifront83 No shit sherlock:P I talked about the FIRST time i saw this sketch, this must be time 127

[pacifront83]

@speedcoregewalt so wtf is your point? I just commented on him makin fun of the last samurai.

[TeeWeeQcKsteel]

@speedcoregewalt :-D yeah

[geezy286]

I recorded Paul Mooney and up loaded on my page he was high as fuck in Pittsburgh pa

Debo-g watch by clicking and view my youtube page

[chrisandre101]

Oh they'll take stuff from you, only want niggas to have a lil bit of fun.. lmfao

[Dfrogman]

heeeelp!

[muxishine]

I love the way he screams for help. Just think, if someone helped him, he could maybe still doing shows :p

[Boogyman4050]

Paul Mooney is a great comedian. Seen his stand up.

[YOUROCK80S]

help ..help ,,,lol 

[BMarceldotCom]

Paul and Dave, what a great combination that was!...

[Jebus495]

Show biz pushes black artists (in film and music) to behave in a way that undermines their talent. It's generally passive aggressive but it CAN become more than that as history has shown us.

[megaboy28]

they took urrr Daaaaveee !!!! Took uurrrr Daavvveee !!!

[megamankid20783]

these comments are hilarious

[Leohov]

this aint no skit, help!!!!!!!

[popstarfromhel]

illuminatiiiiii

[beckii4vr]

a few years ago two parents went out to dinner.a few hours later,the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kid's room,the father said"Get the kids out of the house,we'll call the police we don't have a clown statue"."the clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail.if you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand. sorry don't want this to happen to me

[CreditDue52]

White people have taken Lupe Fiasco too.

I love being white. We have everything, and what we dont have we just fucking take.

[geminikid38]

@CreditDue52 if thats the case wegot asher and mac miller

[MissMeron]

@CreditDue52 uh... wtf.

[iamsukafree]

@CreditDue52 lol.yea yall take little boys booty as well,white men known 4 rapeing lil boys,from the catholic church 2 penn state 2 yall homes.yall take the title of being the gayest men & take the title of incest 2 becuause we all know yall be haveing sex with yall family members.lol.but we got eminem,& we really got yall white women

[CreditDue52]

@iamsukafree Yeah, you have the white woman. Nothing but skanks anyway. You can also keep your black magic, killing albino children and condeming young children as witches and wanting them dead.

You can have Eminem, seeing as we have both Kanye West and Jay Z.

[SMILEY7414]

the kicker is that dave was telling the truth about it not being a skit. is he on tv now? ...my point exactly

[Weslo2]

@SMILEY7414 lol, he got offered 50m to do another season and he said no

huge difference, dave has values he won't sell for money

[meloveanna]

@Weslo2 ok, so make another season and take no money!

[TheFORBEZZZ]

@Weslo2

Dave did not get taken by the white people cause he has integrity, and did not want to do stupid shit for 50 million

[DemomanX614]

@Weslo2

I respect him so much for that, looking at TV these days people will sell out like a mother fucker.

[mrceebees14]

What are the chances Dave got this idea from a youtube video called "ask a nigger," which is fucking hilarious.

[Unox90]

@mrceebees14 That episode aired before b.y. (before youtube)

[mrceebees14]

@Unox90  I see.

[shatta54321]

@mrceebees14 none since this show came out before youtube was made then ended in 06

[codec98]

Nothing more tragic has ever been foreshadowed in the history of life.

Miss this show so much.

[armandoarevalo1]

that nigga said HELP!

[forza1992]

we are the white guys lmfao

[pdak04]

:Truth

[iLoveGeliBeanz]

"brothers are packin', they seem to be packin'"

[Mercy4105]

At one point he was living in Africa and he was out on a resort in some islands

[tycoonblue]

Lmfao you hear the lady say Bye when the was taking Dave

[CreativeMC123]

You know the reason he quit is because he didnt like getting recognized in public

[93HonestAbe]

they really did took his show

[CrowShadowz]

I guess thats why you have so many mixed couples... white girl ain't that crazy LMAO!!!

[Mo2477]

weren't mariah carey married to a black man, then they divorced, she was humping on black chairs she went crazy wen she gat away from him. loooooooooooool Paul maaan ur the best

[bluerosequeen]

truer words were never spoken..."everybody wannah be a niggah, but nobody wannah be a niggah"

[ThatArianaFonzaSound]

dame straight !

[tyknos93]

i wish he was my grandfather...

[Lava91point0]

what ya'll clappin for? help

[kissurworm]

paul mooney is amazing

[jackburton2009]

Here's another thought, without White people no black would be as rich and successful as they are. 80% of rap music is purchased by Whites.

Actually it's pretty amazing if you think about it, Whites actually pay these ghetto negroes to insult them.

[akaDRwash]

Yeah the "white folks" that have bald heads are 1 of 2 things: Balding, or a skin head.

[specom]

@akaDRwash You forgot cancer patients...

[brothab2000]

0:51 Surprise surprise. She's with a black man now.

[outlaw42001]

he left because they tried to censor a lot of stuff he was doing because it was a basic cable network.... and he had video games to play and millions to spend.

[modelsexi]

lol he makes fun of the truth

[comicalfella22]

"...they'll take your show...they'll fix you, too."

[AlanNekroman]

It would be Dee Snider from Twisted Sister lmao

[Boysinboats]

Did they really take his show on that episode???

[LordDisQo]

@Boysinboats Yeah they did.

[VongolaAQW223]

Negrodamus

[2199]

They took Tina Turner, they took Michael Jackson, they took James Brown....they gave him back.

[markytar]

18...

[TheIllusionelf]

wait did dave really want help???

[Boogyman4050]

The way Dave spends money like water...He has to come back. I still think the 1st season was un matched. He needs great supporting comedians and make an In Living Color type of show to stay on top.

[Seitzy38]

@johndixon Yellow Springs, head down there some time, he walks around town like a normal dude. in fact he gets pissed if you ask for his autographs.

[Deere55]

@johndixon He lives about 30 miles from me, I wouldn't have expected it.

[MCxRayxRay]

what do you know they actually took dave's show

[lildun120]

@MCxRayxRay I was just about to say, thats a damn shame he called it! lmao

[Zeke4TV]

@MCxRayxRay well Paul knows cause they did the same thing to Richard Pryor when he wrote for him.Read Black is The New White.Paul explains how Hollywood does Blacks

[coldstaind91]

@MCxRayxRay He said "no"...there's a difference.

[Lilaaron0099]

@MCxRayxRay  I think it was more of he had a nervous breakdown and quit, he was on for another season before he left.

[TheAlia918]

LOL!

[Mikeybetts]

6th

[FakeAssGangmembers]

5th...

[cheezymouseful]

i'm just gonna keep it going... Fourth

they should make a show of this

[bootz713]

Third :D

[fleuransaint]

second and i cant believe chappelle is back

[videopirate25]

@fleuransaint he's back ?



[fleuransaint]

@videopirate25 yepss

[fleuransaint]

@videopirate25 sorry they were rumors

[videopirate25]

@fleuransaint no you were right he is coming back . Possibly to netflix.

[fleuransaint]

@videopirate25

[yoroot20]

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