RCR

[handsomebrick]

What did betus say at the end there? It sounded dark.

[shockraid1]

Non-stop Cocoa Consumption Action!

[Lunimeow]

I remember Scous, I used to talk to him on some forum. He was so excited when this video got posted. He started "Let's Playing" after he watched the Parallel worlds and La-Mulana Let's Plays. Man I was stupid back then...

[Argroh]

Now I want to play that Scott Pilgrim game.

[ElrondHubbard54]

1. Unregistered Hypercam 2, check.

2. Terrible at game, check.

3. Stupid, inane commentary, check.

4. Grinding onscreen...CHECK PLUS.

5. Crappy video and audio quality, check.

This is just about the worst LP video possible. It manages to do everything wrong.

[lich109]

@ElrondHubbard54 rewatch the battletoads lp, it's more of a checklist, as he manages to do nothing right, audio cutting out, pausing constantly, doing post commentary and getting a phone call, it's fantastic.

[CaptainTinTyrant]

@lich109 I think we're all forgetting Rijno.

[lich109]

@CaptainTinTyrant I rate rijno slightly higher because he's pretty good at the games he plays, whereas the battletoads guy was hilariously incompetent.

[CaptainTinTyrant]

@lich109 Oh, there's always the Bratz guy.

[silentdarkluigi]

now i want some hot cocoa

[grottypissedstained]

"That's a even more obscure reference than a Family Guy!"

I miss Proteus.

[darkzero226]

holy crap loiss

[MagicantNess]

This LP makes me want to BARF!

[FinalGamerJames]

Proteus at 4:02 sounds like Krang in a nursing home.

"Get off the computer I gotta get me a new boooooodyyyyyy!"

[JanitorAntisocial]

I feel that if you looped the original video, you wouldn't know the difference.

[RoyStorey]

I find it funny that it's not Scous who closed their account, but instead NewYorkThug111

[Teeg32]

Jeez Brian, this is just like that one time it stopped being funny after the second time he went "Tsssss.... aaaaargh" but it kept going for ten minutes anyway.

[ToyMachineHDX]

Unregistered Hypercam 2: RCR (Really Crappy Recording) Better title

[theFightingFan]

Wow... River City Ransom is one of my all time favorite games and this guy kinda ruined it for me.

[Kuronji]

By the end I wasn't really sure if I had watched the video or not, so I watched it again....and again...help me!

[fushheads]

Well at least the comments are hating on Family guy and not the video.

[Zknight7126]

Family Guy sucks, references to it suck even more.

[BowWow452]

@Zknight7126 Why does it suck?

[Zknight7126]

@BowWow452 It is made up of sexual, racist, and unfunny jokes.

[BowWow452]

@Zknight7126 But it isn't to be taken seriously, man.

[hitjohnyup]

@BowWow452 Neither is Zknight7126

[notyoursavior78]

I personally liked Dragon Feet better than Stone Hands. Also it didn't take me as long to get Dragon Feet as it does for this guy to get the Stone Hands, he claims he'll have in no time.

[DiscJockeyM]

My name is Tyler...

[OckSlayer]

@DiscJockeyM God, Tyler, why do you gotta be such a petty douchebag?

[steveharley0345]

@DiscJockeyM

Fuckin' douchebag, get some skills..

[eggbandicoot6]

Getting the Stone Hands technique shouldn't take a whole seven-part time span.

[rocklee989]

can someone tell me who the fuck is tyler is

[eggbandicoot6]

@rocklee989 A petty douchebag?

[rocklee989]

@eggbandicoot6 works for me

[ILIKECEREALX]

"I can't even mention how appropriate the 'BARF!' comments at the bottom are."

I miss Proteus.

[loggancun]

2:21

why me!?!?!?

[RadioactiveEllis]

Slowbeef: "BARF!"

Diabetus: "Mamaa!"

Proteus4994: "Wheres that Dave Cheppelle reference?...BARF!"

[fuandon]

Wow...this video actually did loop back to the beginning for me...

[iaminterface0101]

BARF

[Kakudidan]

Alright, the thumbnail of this video is him in the café ordering hot cocoa.

Just sayin'!

[usernameclassifeid]

Not enough hot coco drinkage.

[PickpocketSan]

"This blows my day."

[WilliamLongfellow]

I just had a weird glitch with this video: it was stuck repeating on the same three frames of some dude getting beat up while the audio continued normally.

It was way more fun to watch than normal. Who would grind in a video?

[sastath]

Diamond in the rough my friends, diamond in the rough. 

[FireJigglypuff2310]

An hour and ten minutes at least of farming in RIVER CITY RANSOM?

[slowblood99]

Grindfest 2008: Douchenstein and the Hot Cocoa Fetish.

It's just like that time on Family Guy.

[SmNBahamut]

Did he actually call one of the guys by their name...?

[Cooliespy345]

I just noticed something.

He doesn't use savestates, and it still sucks.

[xplay108]

Lets grind.

[GameOverthinkerFan7]

@xplay108 and grind, and grind, and grind, and grind....

[Icerama108]

@GameOverthinkerFan7 Then somehow have nothing acomplished . . .

[Soragan]

@Icerama108 Followed by more grinding.

[Icerama108]

@Soragan and I'm guessing that he still acomplishes nothing.

[kajillion]

he played for 10 minutes and all he had to show for it was $4.00.

[Nostalgamagic]

I.. I think he's in love with the waitress.

[notyoursavior78]

Wow this LP is just like that time in Family Guy....I certainly remember the grinding and hot cocoa episode.

[GameOverthinkerFan7]

FUCKIN HOT COCOA MANNNN. This is the dumbest video ever. Retsupurae rocks in stereo.

[xigbar31]

I'm going to watch Wizardry after this.

[Metaflossy]

Make fun of scousin more often :/ i love scousin ( and making fun of him. )

[AndyRichterLUE]

"I'd rather watch Wizardry!"

Well, Proteus, you got your wish. It's the first related video.

[pyramidheadkitten9]

so i guess it would be appropriate for me to make a lord of the flies reference when an enemy named "ralph" shows up.

[Natendo64]

woah woah back up. THIS IS THE SEVENTH CLIP?! He's at the goddamn beginning of the game!

[MilliSkillit]

More XXX red-hot hot cocoa action and thrills.

[Cythrin]

5:51

Even the game is sick of this shit.

[Davideogamer]

Wow, y'know, I started playing this game after watching this, and...does this kid think there's some kind of fucking dinosaur past the first mall?! The next enemies are SLIGHTLY harder and give you a lot more money.

If you're gonna grind, at LEAST do it at a later mall where you can get more stats more quickly! God...DAMMIT, what is wrong with these people?

[Krbyfan1]

No. No we don't want to watch you eat hot cocoa.

You fool.

[GruntKilla420]

It's quite apt that he's LPing River City Ransom.  BARF!

[havvyweponsman]

5:47

Holy shit, I'd rather watch Wizardry 5 too.

[CobaltBW]

This is like that time I watched a Retsupurae of some moron level grinding in the beginning of RCR and dying twice in the same generically stupid fashion.

I mean, hot cocoa is awesome, but jesus christ.

[CaptainTinTyrant]

at least he's ate enough cocoa to level up from camcorder to unregistered hypercam 2

[psycotigerman]

This lper caused the family guy show to lose like half it's ratings

[Fullmetalraz]

This is like that time i watched a retsupurae video whilst yodelling with Rush Limbaugh.

[BohepansTheThird]

He's too much of a petty douchebag to bother referencing. Fuck Tyler. He lacks something called "skill".

[MexicanoCholo13]

The only thing that keeps me watching this vid is retsupurae............other wise........this is shit >__> this asshole needs to get some fucking brains and keep going past the hot coco instead of just back and forth.

[CaptainTinTyrant]

this is just like that time on family guy when the jurassic park guy lets grinded RCR

[SteelHamburger]

It looks like Ovaltine has started a new marketing campaign by sponsoring an LPer. Their research showed that they were lagging behind Nesquik in the coveted River City Ransom fan demographic.

The container is round, the cup is round, the fat fuck playing is round, why don't they call it Round-tine?

[PenguinKommando]

He got mixed up on how to do the Hot Coffee thing in San Andreas...

This is like watching some fuckin guy Lets Play Pokemon, and then just level his Squirtle or whatever all the way to level 30 in the first area with the Pidgeys and the Ratatas.

[Makron5]

God damn it, this video makes me hate River City Ransom, I know what Slowbeef feels when he sees Contra being raped, only this is 10 times worse since I'm watching someone suck all the fun out of RCR.

[LtheOriginal]

wait....he's been going for....70 minutes? and he's only been in 3 different maps?

Oh my god....

[FSinWCR]

he has to feed his Cocoa addiction.

[Master0Pennies]

It's all those Family Guy references, this is probably the first video where he doesn't have a flashback so it actually went faster than the others.

[TotalSimpleton]

Let's Grind River City Ransom - 954 - "That One Episode of Family Guy"

[StreiBullet]

lol Douche-enstien

[AhazuBalan]

Why would he gorge on that Hot Cocoa when he could have easily just put that many to Swordfish Sushi?

[AhazuBalan]

money*

[kingdmheartsking]

hot cocoa... brought to you by unregistered hypercam 2

[MisterServo]

I find it kind of ironic that they're dissing him for the family guy references when one of the RPers sounds exactly like Seth McFarlane. XD

[Edgemaster000]

Yeah, the one that sounds like Seth McFarlane is Proteus.

[icyevilchief]

The thing where he says ow is something me and a friend were talking about and the theory is that it makes you feel closer to the game character so there's my explanation

[notyoursavior78]

....Just like that time in Family Guy....

[DroneR00]

Hot cocoa's the best fucking beverage in the universe I guess.

[smariofreak6489]

I thought he would die by running into the wall at the end XD

[MrJoker773]

Um, for some reason I'm in the mood for hot cocoa.

[whitenekos]

skip - my dog skip :p

[NamelessLPs]

I wonder what part 8's like.

[Wtcnb]

logans run boy

[popculturehero]

Got to fight so I can get hot cocoa, got to drink hot cocoa so I can do fighting.

[seph1212]

one of those guys had my name!! wicked.

[Bladedlightning]

Surprisingly, there's people who want to watch you grind here.

I've had people tell me not to cut out random battles in my LoD LP. Like that was gonna happen. I don't need that LP to be a bigger mound of shit than the 178 episodes it already is.

OK, come on. You can all ridicule me for doing it in the first place now.

[BackgroundBailey]

Naw, anyone who cuts out random battles in their LP has at least that much respect from me.

[Bladedlightning]

I cut out random battles with enemies I hadn't fought before. that was it for the most part.

[Bladedlightning]

Oh, and backtracking. I cut that out too.

[KingChing]

I don't know these guys Terry and Jerry, but I like the cut of their jib

[ShadowZidane4]

Something tells me hes got 45 videos of grinding

[carefreew0rld]

by episode 59572834 he beat's the game don't worry

[vsephirothff]

ya left out a few didgets... about 6 off the end of it...

[Chavtheworld]

Yeah, he's beat the game but then he made more episodes so he could grind for some more hot coco.

[mattmattmattm]

I hope there are five more episodes of him just grinding lol

[NightfallGemini]

oh god

[KissMeImPunk]

Need more of these videos.

[roetemeteor]

drink hot cocoa.

OOPS!

[Crezth]

He's going to be doing this for eternity.

[HyperMightyJ]

Everytime I see an enemy called Tyler in the game, it takes me back to:

"God damn it, Tyler, you're being a petty douchebag!"

[notyoursavior78]

Wow I'm not certain if he is serious here or not.

"Another uneventful episode." ha

[notyoursavior78]

LOL he's LPing his grinding and then dies and loses half his money. Wow what a loser.

[teath123]

Hahha, hot cocoa ftw.

[ReaperRaptor253]

lol jurassic park reference lol

[weakvids]

"Oh god, hot cocoa, oh god.."

[crudly123drawn]

this guy is a story that reads itself then backwards

[OSVahn]

moar hot cocoa

[ChibiFighter]

Oh god another person who is raping RCR with a bad LP Thank you for retsupraeing.

[bbqplatypus318]

He should have called this video "River City Ransom 7: Groundhog Day."

[KingChing]

Groundhog Day, or Grindhog Day?

[Ukiby3000]

Tonight, we exam the phenomenon of Deja Vu, that strange feeling that we've already lived thorugh something before.

Yeah... Deja Vu.