Aperture Science FULL GUIDE aperturescience.com

[XxTheTrueCrimexX]

i can't type anything the video is basically looped to sit there and its still going in another tab now

[natashaforev]

Did anyone see on the crimes one, they typed raping a female turtle? 0.0

[MrBullet138]

if you sign in as cjohnson with the pasword tier 3 you can read the past of aperture

[ronathandaman]

3:15 - You should have picked:

07] Black Forest cake

[LPavIntegrator]

Site doesn't work like this anymore. Still thanks for the video though.

[penguinmakersWebkinz]

Gusy they updated it. So you cant do this anymore.

[luckjes112]

Cant type

[slaid12345]

If you watch a loop acouple times you see a robot(cant remember his name) dancing....

[junglistgrrl]

@slaid12345 Its called P-Body

[slaid12345]

@junglistgrrl Oh yeah, that's his name.

[danny13701]

theres just a picture saying security in the bottom right with 4 companion cubes on it

[danny13701]

@danny13701 no wait its a picture of 4 companion cubes and in the bottom right it says

10

HOLIDAY VAULT

and iff you hover over it it says security



[MrJohn585]

@danny13701 it's not a picture its a movie with sound o.O the end song in christmas version!! xD

[background61]

pls help !! for me there isn't a type line !!

[TUP288]

for me there isn't a type line :|

[TheKris555]

Funny, I just installed Hitman: Codename 47 some days ago too! How conveniant! :D

[Soap9011]

how do you put up the command thing?

[HallianMinecraft]

you can do it if you go to web.archive.org after that you want to enter aperturescience and you will get to the old version

[HallianMinecraft]

@HallianMinecraft I hope it helps.

[1TheStuffChannel1]

@HallianMinecraft Thanks!

[nachopickles]

does it still work i cant find the little green thing

[Keb31415926535897932]

@nachopickles They took down the login information in a December update. The only thing available on the website now is a Christmas-themed video that will conitnually loop.

[mecagoentoooooooo]

Somebody have typed this :9e107d9d372bb6821bd91d3542a41­9d6 at UIN (+L) Is very important to me know it. This code is from one code from the radios of portal. And I wonder if this code could worked in that place. Sorry a lot for my english.

[RadekCT]

The console doesn't work.

[ghjiop23]

If you use internet archive, it will let you do this.



[HeartlessSora1234]

@ghjiop23 how do you do that?

[ADepressedwhale]

The website doesnt work anymore :(

[TheEdward4ever]

i should have done this when i had the chance :(

[Chaotic641]

IF YOU KEEP WATCHING ON THE WEBSITE

THE ROBOT FROM PORTAL 2 WILL COME UP!!!

[ROBLOXChris]

@Chaotic641 I know. And he starts dancing like "Hai der. I'm a robot. Look at mai happeh dances :3"

[wakozacho9]

@ROBLOXChris the tune is "Still Alive"

[wakozacho9]

@ROBLOXChris and wats ur username on roblox???

[ROBLOXChris]

@wakozacho9 Hotboychrisalternate...don't ask me why i picked that for a username...

[adliikhwan280]

OMFG Cave Johnson IS IN Portal 2!

[YingYangWolfCat]

I'm like VideoVisionary77 it wont let me type anything nothing is work can anyone give me any help?

[mohawk8o81]

@YingYangWolfCat they updated the website youll have to google the wayback machine and put in the apeturescienc url

[YingYangWolfCat]

@mohawk8o81 thank you for the advice! i'll probably try that out now :3

[VideoVisionary77]

it wont let me type anything on the website, im hiting every key and it wont work >:(

what do i need to do for me to type stuff?

well i have Vista so... :P

[TestSubject042]

did anyone saw the co-op robot?

:D

[ROBLOXChris]

@TestSubject042 I did. and i think he was happy to see me too...

[hamshow12]

why is the command thing gone? :(

[natebot321]

As of 1/18/11, if you watch the loop on the 4th time, P-Body, one of the co-op robots from Portal 2, is seen standing probibly excited in front of the camera.

[Jiucedust]

Hey the cubes updated.

[Platy181]

The site gives me the creeps...

[xCronicle]

@Platy181 Well. yeah. its like a creepeypasta. and now when its dark and im laying in the bed looking around it get even more creappy. and now things make sense in the coding it get to an end THECAKEISALIE!

[StormCyberGalaxy]

I know GLaDOS' REAL username and password go to google.com and type in aperture science

[StormCyberGalaxy]

@StormCyberGalaxy username is backup and password is backup

[Roberto94343]

on my computer there are no space to write nothing, what i do? (sorry bad english)

[gruntunit2]

err...

I think da site is broken.

[Maxdg1013]

It's glitched or something.

[bigfroggy3000]

there is a new version. you cant type something in and if you watch the video twice there is one of the co op robots from portal 2

[SpyceySalad]

i thought aperture was a real company

[buckmee1]

I dont really understand the Aperture Science website. What is it?

[retuy1234]

@buckmee1 its a website containing lots of spoilers!!

anyway i cant type on the website anymore...

[buckmee1]

@retuy1234

Oh, I see, thanks. I finally figured out after playing the game Portal

[vinstraat82]

tier3 does not work



[Norway2011]

@vinstraat82 strange, just did for me, logs in as admin

[thatdude92194]

The code is "case-senstive". It's all in lowercase, and you can only type in uppercase.

[LinksKitsune]

The code changes itself constantly, so you can never write down the "actual" code. When I tried I read it over again and it was almost totally different.

[thatdude92194]

@LinksKitsune No it doesn't.

[dev02ify]

@thatdude92194 YES IT DOES i even looked at it carefully and saw a lot changing slowly.

[daniel11111112]

i found a portal christmas video on this site ages ago (havent watched whole thing yet sorry if its already in it)

[michikonyu]

I FINISHED IT.

Oh crap I'm not getting out, am I?

lolz. pretty funny.. XD I chose black forest cake for my favorite type of cake. :>

btw.. does anyone think chell had written that stuff at the end? idk. i haven't played the game, but i will. because it looks too awesome to skip.

[ATEEEtheTHREE]

YOU ARE FAST, SLOW DOWN, IDIOT!!

[WEEGEEeater]

oh kids you can sign in as any name just make sure the password is portal or portals

[Sk8inLegend]

if u do cjohnson for user and tier3 that works!

[WEEGEEeater]

@Sk8inLegend type in notes on ADMIN

[bboyh8sh8shmann]

it said the code was case sensitive, it wont let you use anything but caps, and its all lower case

[Yodio12]

is this how abby/chell got into her perdicament (pardon my spelling)

[chimera8888]

if you put in username cjohnson the password wont be portal it will be tier3 and you will login as admin

[SuperSmashBrosBrawI]

I found out another "play" thing.

1). Login.

(Username:) Whatever you want it.

(Password:) Portal.

2. type play.

3. type valve.

4. OMGZ IT REDIRECTED ME TO GOOGLEZ!??111

[richguy39]

@SuperSmashBrosBrawI it derected me to steam WTF

[xCronicle]

@richguy39 yeah and you will also hear glados ''godbye''

[apol657]

@SuperSmashBrosBrawI it also plays a sound before you redirect... i cant tell what it says... :(

[quickhakker]

@apol657 it is a 2 way radio sound when someone starts talking then goodbye

[ShadowFan1630]

@apol657 GLaDOS says (and I quote) "GoodBye..."

[IBrakerI]

Thumbs up if you thjink you cacnt see anything hes typing.

[halofanteam]

that's scares me....

[C4lyps157]

you can also login as the cake (PW:portal)

[cda2369]

Lol, for login, some1 should try "AAAAAA" and for the password "AAAAAC" lol, jk.

[OverheatedSamurai]

Intresting... If you log in as "Admin-Portal" it says: "1 file(s) in 19 blocks, but if you log in as "Cjohnson" it says: "2 file(s) in 23 blocks...

[ifhgsfj]

1. Type LOGIN

2. Type CJOHNSON

3. Type TIER3

4. Turn up volume really really high

5. Type LOGOUT

6. Shit bricks

[thepianoaddict]

@ifhgsfj oops I deleted my comment -___-* well what I wanted to say was: Logging in as Cjohnson was the first thing I tried :P then you type notes and... well you get notes... :P

[12dart12]

OMG I FOUND OUT THE CODE. as you go through the questions you will see a letter flashing slowly on certain questions. wright them down as you see them and it spells out THECAKEISALIE type this in at the end when it asks for your code and it brings you to a new page with some info on it :D

[ajeje1996]

@12dart12 Glados says goodbye!ahah!

[UltramanROCKZY]

You can either choose 2 passwords. portals or portal.

[Merker7Inteligents]

note you can type login then for username it doesn't matter what is is like USERNAME: aperson117

PASSWORD: portal

it will work as long as the pass is portal you will not be admin therefore u will sign on as a guest. :) hope this helpped

[suitxwithxipod6]

You can Type:

Login

Chell

portal

Then what?

[reredpaint]

ok well it doesnt always work but, CJOHNSON and the password TIER3 is the admin commands

[CabooseTKr]

Uh if you want a MORE COMPREHENSIVE version of the site:

Type: Login

USER: CJOHNSON

PASSWORD: TIER3

you will get the NOTES command, which gives backstory for aperture science (they made shower curtains for the military)

[MRPOKEMON456]

how do i get in now? it changed

[MRPOKEMON456]

@MRPOKEMON456 no it has not sorry

[KINGBOXROBLOX]

I owe them $976,076.49?!

[KINGBOXROBLOX]

WHAT IS NUMBER 30?

[klfarlee]

if u put login:cjohnson then tier3 and try interrogate but with a name behind it it will give an error messasge saying unknown employee

[h3adcrabbio]

raping a female turtle?

[RonanKisuki]

put in username : cjohnson

password: tier3

type in: THECAKEISALIE

[Jimmi1sound]

if u type : PLAY PORTAL

u get logged of and swiched to youtube, then u see error video has been delted by user.

i want to know that it was!

[ifhgsfj]

@Jimmi1sound It was a prank saying "How To Get Garry's Mod For Free"

[ScootieStudios]

@Jimmi1sound it was a video of how to get garrysmod for free.

[WEEGEEeater]

@Jimmi1sound it was probably just a video of portal and the dude deleted it because he didnt want it or something

[gabrielk310]

@Jimmi1sound yeah i know.... does anyone saw the video before it was deleted?

[Masterune580]

@Jimmi1sound It was intended to redirect you to David Copperfield's Portal illusion.

[10DegreesBelow]

@Jimmi1sound

It used to be a video on how to get gmod 9 free. Then the user deleted it, probably just to piss off valve.

[DASPEN666Devil]

The correct answer to the question of the pre chirstian mathematics is 10.

[Annokou]

wow, i thought it was another ruse...

[sonicmario57]

i tried to type it in note pad but noticed the numbers in middle change every time it flashes

[Tunamasters]

same here

[ultra1super1pancakes]

if you typed in play after the password, and then typed in play portal when it asked you....then it would have brought you to a video on how to get g-mod 4 free!

[ultra1super1pancakes]

theres a much simpler way to do this...

[ultra1super1pancakes]

LOL!!

your favorite color is...

44

Lying about your favorite color makes you feel....

[TwinproProductions]

btw, on the form, some letters flash. Me and my m8 worked it out. it spells 'the cake is a lie' =]

[infernalbitch]

even if you memorize the code after typing apply and taking the survey...the code right before the survey changes every time it blinks even though it says to use it at the end of the survey

[dbgt22]

login: cjohnson

password: tier3

type lib

[narutosponge]

if you type logout it says good bye and brings you to STEAM!!

[Sazer333]

No. It brings you to your homepage. It only brings you to Steam if you don't have any.

[Lazycouchguys]

what is the point of this website? did valve make it

[TackyNames]

@Lazycouchguys Yes. It was viral marketing. BEFORE Portal came out in 2007, it caused a lot of hype on the Steam forums. Note that this website came out BEFORE anyone had ANY IDEA about what the game was about.

[Vol3tt1XX]

well i bet theres one for the person you play as in portal. type her name in the portal. you might get something

[Player01198756]

LOGIN

Username: GLADOS

Password: portal

[Vol3tt1XX]

it worked!

[Player01198756]

Congratulations! You have now been logged in as the administrator of Aperture Science!

[TheWindowsGamer]

Your logon can be anything, but if you make it cjohnson and password tier3 then you get admin access. You can then get his notes if you type NOTES.

[Player01198756]

nah, GLaDOS is the complete administrator

[TheWindowsGamer]

No, Glados doesn't do anything

[Player01198756]

did for me! :D

[proanti1]

@Player01198756 No... GLaDOS IS the computer.

[Player01198756]

@proanti1 :o

NO WAY!! XD

[homsarshat]

You don't need to go through all that just to get to the cakeisalie part, you just do cjohnson as the username and tier3 as the password, when it says admin thats when you type thecakeisalie.

[nefets99]

CJOHNSON username TIER3 password :D

[deloreandmc88]

wow!

[AR5T7]

even a choice that would you like to be called

rainbow..

i lol-ed (:

[moviefact1]

ait

[Zidayftwffs]

You're too fast in some parts.