Chris Hanson - To Catch A Predator - Great Improv

[Kiyaami]

notice how they are only sorry because they are caught, and more upset at losing his job and being ruined? fucking pedophiles

[zeroeffects88]

"Is that in the Old Testament or the New Testament?" Haha Hansen really knows how to twist the knife.

[Janthonycox]

THAT FACT THAT THEY CATCH SOOOOO MANY OF THESE GUYS IS HILARIOUS!

[Janthonycox]

3:26 Respect this Holy man

[AZ09JH]

are the guns really neccesary ??

[eyepockerstick]

And I want to suck ###

And lick ###

Then cut a ###

Put it in my ###

Than use my hand to ### ###

And them sing humptydumpty

[smujohnson]

lol, "is that the Old Testament or the New Testament?"

[stephm151]

that's a nice house! Bar and a pool table!  lol

[ssolway2010]

Fuck the glasses explain it all...

[spacemermaid2012]

So I assume Chris Hanson has never lied in his life; he has never cheated on his wife (which I seriously doubt it), and he is pure and holy. Good.

[roostrand16001]

his job credits as an actor i was a homo

[ThisIsHendrix]

3:45 "You're fucked."

[EricDM33]

Stephen King?

[JuKa3177]

chris hansen make this crap funny, his voice is just the perfect interview voice

[bray610]

When Chris Hanson shows up i love the way the actor just leaves, drink in hand, like it's no big deal.

[junderson]

Hansen sternly, "To catch people like you..."

"...definitely..," he nods in a classic Freudian slip.

[SuperDecorations]

chris hansen should do comedy. 3:26 - 3:40 is the funniest shit i've heard in a while

[CounterCultureLives]

I always caution people about stereotyping pedophiles. They aren't always the "typical creepy looking" guys people might imagine, as we've seen on TCAP. Having said that, this guy looks like he came right out of central casting.

[NintendoDrunkie]

I would have loved to see parents attempt to sue the school board over something such as this. Makes you really wonder what kind of sickos are being given our tax money to undress children with their eyes.

[ImEvilBaby666]

fgjf

[ImEvilBaby666]

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[ImEvilBaby666]

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[ImEvilBaby666]

gth

[MixxMasterKid]

i feel bad for him :(

[TheWilderMusic]

The funny thing with everyone of these weirdos who bring up religion...

Christianity condones rape and beating children LOL

[FullMetalContact777]

Line 'em all up and give me an M60. problem solved.

[MrFatSpliffs]

is that in the new testament or old testament? hahahaha

[mralanv]

I think all male High School teachers are perverts and if they could have all those hot chicks they would. I had a math teacher who was around his 60's and he was still teaching. My girlfriend had a teacher who was in his 50's he didn't have kids nor was he married. I find that very suspicious

[TheMoonyeti]

typical teacher, dead end dumbfuck

[siliyemoodislam]

that bible into your arse you piece of shit

[ItsMrBang]

Dan SUCKS as an actor

[MrBw1982]

How does he keep a straight face reading all of that

[whatever23490]

@MrBw1982 I know I couldn't say any of that stuff without laughing or something

[APhilCollinsFan]

well ! he like to lick and suck , .. l am sure some immate will be happy about it .

[hansableify]

oh god what if this was your father and you saw him tell on national tv that he loves licking nipples? goooood

[TheBurningSpartan]

Man if I was a cop I would taze the fucking sicko

[woasaywhat]

thats so nasty

[tommy1016t]

is that in the old testament or the new testament

[nbr1dallasfan]

@2Phaktor: HILARIOUS, I cried laughing!

[T00TIEFR00TIE9]

Oh my...

[ProfitMuhammed]

JUDGE IS HAWT WTF?

THOUGHT BLONDES WERE DUMB LOL

[Chubbslol]

as long as u dont call the police... OUCH

[BzzFest]

Just curious but did they ever try catching women going for boys?

[JPfromFlint]

@BzzFest No they didn't. Females that are in to young boys gravitate to the teaching profession so they don't have to meet them on the internet. LOL!

[BzzFest]

@JPfromFlint Haha

[poetluke]

even though the charges were dropped on all the guys in this to catch a predator, I hope he still lost his job,very creepy indeed

[sfknns]

obviously the math teacher didn't do the math. 54 year old man plus 13 year old boy, plus home alone = what? trouble asshat LOL. how did he get his degree in mathematics again?

[jackthefrenchguy]

Well, he'll be killed in prison.

[ginaven1]

Sick!

[LoliLoli83]

Gross! Ugh! I happy he didnt pull down his pants! Uck!

[1DarkMasK1]

I would reply it in the old testament

Judges 21:10-24

Numbers 31:7-18

Deuteronomy 20:10-14

Exodus 21:7-11

[2Phaktor]

Stanley Kendall: Brown, breathable wicker style pedo loafers by Stride Right, $15. 6pk striped white Walmart socks: $7. Sleek, blue polyester pedo wind breaker with arrest hood by Salvation Army: $9.99. Fleece Cliff Huxtable Reject Print Classics sweater w/ white polyester/cotton blend collar: $10.99. Extra baggy, yet tight casual slacks by Big & Tall Pedo: $6.49. Wild Cherry Kool-Aid packet for cheap hair color: $.69. Now that's a guy with class and a real fashion sense. Take note fellas.

[Moose6340]

@2Phaktor Brilliant.

[cunt3d]

why do pedos always have such a specific look?!?

[sharda8474]

haha! is that in the old testament or the new testament chris yourrrr the best

[sky1husser01]

50.000 wtf people we all think about sex but we fail to no what not to do but 50.000 bal its fucked up

[footballfreake]

what a energetic guy lol the perfect host

[one5643]

"Is that the old testament or the new testament?" Chris Hansen, despite his seriousness, is one funny cat.

[sebaswildboy]

pedos are so unaesthetic

[YelimRay]

''I don't wanna lose my job, I love my job.'' ---- YEAH I BET YOU DO, SICKO!

[YelimRay]

''I learned my lesson''.. One of the many lines pedos like to use the most. Along with ''I've never done this before'' and ''It won't happen again''...

[misscinderella]

LOL LOL@ Chris Hanson

[Calbenmike]

3:17 is the start of the rant.

[yashespatel]

"how ya doin ssstanley?"

[ninmachine109]

how ya doing sthtanley

[TheAlienFan]

The guy who voices the pervs chat,his voice is so annoying

[sfknns]

all he wanted to do was play math wizard 64 using the boy's dick as a joystick until the final climax of the "game"

[jmf0st3r12345]

that decoy is HOT

[ninmachine109]

@jmf0st3r12345 r u a guy or girl?

[jmf0st3r12345]

@ninmachine109 why does tht matter? lol

[ninmachine109]

@jmf0st3r12345 fag

[jmf0st3r12345]

@ninmachine109 fishfucker.

[kgp8]

I am bi but the decoy looks ok. I would use a real twink for a decoy, that's just me. Why did Hansen came out right after the very short convo, did the decoy felt that unnerved?

[jobyrox101]

He gives me fuckin shivers..

[01animeking]

4 children that he never sees

im pretty sre he made so that they never want to see him

[peartfaldo]

Hey everybody...DONT worry...hes forgiven...I mean, after all hes a Christian;-)

[C4rn1f3XaNgeL]

"So what part of the.. the bible.. tells you to say all this kinda stuff here, in the chat?"

...."I love to suck *BEEEP*, play and suck *BEEEP*, play with... And lick nipples, and... lick and *BEEEP*, and use... "

**Meanwhile old pervert is mumbling in the backround**

"Is that the old testament, or the new testament?"

LMAAAAO! Oh my god, that was the funniest thing ever..

[andreww1212]

@C4rn1f3XaNgeL LOL I know. I couldn't stop laughing!

[xBlackEditionx]

Actually, there are parts in the old testament that condone child sex slaves. It's a fact look it up.

[liverpoolc128]

Dirty old bastard

[STREETCITYMOB]

ahahahah u perv ahhahaha

[Nennachen]

At 5:25, I love how nonchalantly--almost cheerfully--the judge states, "This is a second-degree felony." It's like she's holding back from dancing on the desk and shouting, "Yay! We caught another one!!!" LOL

[TheSkypePedophile]

Chris hansen- cock blocking since 03

[BidgeProductions]

I don't blame pedophiles for the way they are. I blame kids for being sexy.

[mackdaddyflexxx]

1 dislike... 1 person that watched this video needs to have a seat over there..

[Berethead]

I think it's in the Book of Revelations...

[TheGingeTV]

its gross but the boy is being such a slutty tease

[Sener]

I'm so excited to be with you that i'm going into another room

[ThePistons4life]

no 13 year old looks or acts like that wtf

[1436171]

shocking to think these people are everywhere !

[xtremeone4]

You give the show way too much credit. These are hardly "predators" waiting to "strike". And they were hardly trying to "lure" an under-aged person to meet.They were *invited* by an adult pretending to be an attractive, promiscuous high school girl. Not very long ago, they would have been over the age of consent. So, please.. give me a break about them being 'predators' or anything close to it.

[cowvestite]

@xtremeone4 Sex pest detected...

[Vendettaune]

@thanatos7129

Your terrible for comparing a pedophile to a Muslim. Lots of priests molest children there is a priest today being tried for molesting a child.

[XordHacker]

@Vendettaune agreed. 

[Koldeman]

That kid deserves a Primetime Emmy for "How ya' doin, Stanley? Doin' good?"

[AeonXero]

5:22 everyone in the courtroom knows they're fucked.

[Iantheparty]

That kid don't look 13. Stanley seemed disappointed.

[johnnymexica]

I would not trust any teacher with my son or daughter now!

[dmajorhiphopproducer]

dude is like "This can ruin me. Don't wanna lose my job" but dude you are embarking on a quest to have SEX with an under-aged BOY. Any thoughts on how the fuck that was gonna affect that kid? Fucking math teacher can't put 2 and 2 together to figure out this was not even worth the risk.

[dmajorhiphopproducer]

yo Stan is a Mac yo... he getz all da girlz, i mean women, i mean men... oops i mean BOYZ. Stan Mac just wanna play yo. Play with his ballz no homo

[romeoonelove1]

i would happly kill this cunt

[Thanatos7129]

This is so disgusting...and it wasnt even a young girl he was after...he was after a dude!...that...is...sick...Hes not Christian!, hes closer to being muslum!...they are the sick bastards!

[infraball]

@Thanatos7129 why would you call yourself "thanatos" and then defend christianity..?

i have a great video on my channel that'll teach you about homosexuality.

[tommydangerous27]

fs a lad lost iz job!! u fukin happy nye ladz?? airz fuk all out ther at the moment like!

[hyotow]

I hate white muthafuckers they are all pedophiles

[DeceptaconTron]

@hyotow I hate racist faggots like you. go kill yourself

[romeoonelove1]

@hyotow so is your cockeyed daddy bitch

[nextblain]

chris: and what grade do u teach?

pedo: 6th ...

chris: well, now u dont! XD

[sonsal432]

Religion. What people use to justify abominable acts, and to explain the abominable acts they have already done.

[bubbaXzone]

soo when is he gonna ggo back to teaching at the same school?

[jnorth1000]

Give him a break. He just wanted to play with the kid

[AeonXero]

"I love to suck *BEEP* play and suck *BEEP* play with and lick nipples and lick and *BEEP* you."

[boozybassplayer]

ha where in the bible does it say....... class!!

[CaptainP00face]

That is one scary teacher.

[Pennys1]

Nothing wrong with a nigga tryna get a nut off on a sweet young boy. Chris Hansens a fucking cockblock

[DexterHaven49]

He was just going to teach him that 56+13= 69.

[PazouwhProductions]

@DexterHaven49 lol

[Pumpkinhead1818]

@DexterHaven49 Brilliantly summed up.

[ginaven1]

@DexterHaven49 Lol..that was brillant!

[Melbourne619]

The Bible does NOT say ANYTHING against child pornography or anything AGAINST pedophiles!!! The Bible is FUCKED UP!!! WHY would you bring the BIBLE into that conversation and situation!?!?

[JAWWDC]

@Melbourne619 I am sure that it was brought up for humor. I don't think Hanson is trying to suggest that "The Bible" isn't completely fucked up. Obviously, bringing it up in this way....throws salt in this guy's wounds.

[PaTroNxMoD]

Is that the old testament or the new testament? Lmao

[PazouwhProductions]

@PaTroNxMoD I laughed my ass off!

[kingRiley1102]

My math teacher holy crap!

[SirCouchus]

I always laugh when they say

'Perverted Justice'

XD

[MrOnlinemafia]

stupid twat peado bastard

[poop4u2scoop]

Don't get me wrong, pedophiles are sick, but the slime that try to pass themselves off as police are at least a thousand times sicker and more apt to rape your daughter or son, being as gay as cops are in the first place.

[poop4u2scoop]

The slimy scumlicking subhuman crooked shits actually try to play like they are clean cops even though it's so blatantly obvious by now that there's no such thing any more.

[poop4u2scoop]

The only time the cops ever were honest or got the right guy. The only time the cops didn't beat up an innocent man. The only time the filthy pigs can't plant fake evidence on someone who's innocent. The filthy pig antiamerican slime didn't even take advantage of any of the pluses they actually had even though the slime was on camera and could have played several of the evil slime's dirty lying tricks.

[DudeLebowski2011]

This Stanely is a TOOL

[superman1113215]

we should all start raping little kids so that they can bring this show back

LOL JK

[LuckyDukeSeven]

"What part of the is in the Bible?"

"I like to suck **** and ***** and lick ****** and suck and **** with ****.... is that the Old Testament or the New Testament? "

Chris Hanson is an epic bad ass.

[revettes]

@LuckyDukeSeven

yes, yes he is. :D

i wish they would continue this show. need a good laugh now and then.

[litojonny]

subtract pants add penis ;)

[boiledoctopus]

1:40 "Well what are you thinking?" - That is one scary mofo face right there.

1 for castration please.

[lk0micho]

mr triplett!!! LOL

[outdoorsman767]

3:32 i was dying

[doglick131]

hahaha, the decoy was truly having fun putting this sicko away, he was trying not to bust out laughing at the door...""how ya doin stanley?..." "doin good?"...."tough drive"? bahaha!!!! the smile on the decoy said it all as he said that, then at the table when chris walked in, haha!! i know he went in the b.room, and laughed till he cried.. i almost peed!!..=) would be soo fun throwing these pedoes in prison.. the inmates need bitches-n-hoe's...keep up the good work "perverted justice" 07..!!

[BigDogJang0]

The thumbnail looked like a movie screenshot.

[mrmag1cc]

lold so hard at 3:33 when he repeated everything

[tomreves28]

all charges were dropped for him and everyone else in Murphy :(

[coooldeal]

New testament or old?Chris should do standup.

[LucyWilkison91]

whats the lesson plan for tonight? hahaha



[bockydo]

@LucyWilkison91 The difference between the A and G spot xD

[jr8126]

@LucyWilkison91 ...LOL

[lionel19651]

1st timer lololol

[Neeks4215]

What part of the bible says it's ok to have sex with 13 year olds? Many different parts of the bible.

[bockydo]

@Neeks4215 yup

[robotfreshpies]

In terms of acting, I think the guy decoy is the best. It's like he's a bit of a smart ass at the same time, but actually kind of believable as a perverted gay kid

[sclf]

What part of the bible? Old Testament, Love thy Neighboor.

[thecreaturewalks]

@sclf Ahahahahahahahahaha, that was definitely my favorite part too :o)

[sclf]

Wheres that in the bible? NEW TESTAMENT Bitch!

[AnalysisFutures]

This is So fuckin Creepy

[blahblahdeadable]

he just got PWNED

[MstrDanger]

"So, what is the lesson planned for tonight?"

[WhiteShadow0909]

"I just lost my job."

... NO SHIT!

[Jemeni99]

the teacher should be placed o administrative death. 

[AeonXero]

borderline serial killer.

[die101]

wow ths is really sick

[gatorsinthebayou]

Now Stanley, you are EXACTLY what a peadophile should look like!

Good job :oD



[theeartofseduction]

" so, what part of the bible says I love to suck (bleep) and suck (bleep) nipples, and (bleep) suck (bleep)" Roarrrrrr haha!!!!!!!!!

[PeelOutTheWatchword]

3:44 OMGGGGG the Chris Hansen death stare!!!!

[pacificbeauty]

@PeelOutTheWatchword hahahha

[XeXIMenu]

I love the guy who voice's over the CHAT

[karadanianoI]

he's face says "i'm a raper"

[abobocar]

them niggas tag teamed out on stanley damn dat funny

[monkeythelamar]

HOW YA DOIN STANLEY

[SIurm]

that actors so weird id rape him out of spite!