Tea, Biscuits & Incest: Ep. 1 - The Insemination- Web Series

[DrDaisyDuke]

Two outta three aint bad....but I fucking hate tea.It's for fucking limey wimps.

[AGrayPhantom]

Wait, what!?

[ViolentKisses87]

Was it just me or did that sperm bank seem shady?

[SeeThinkFall]

A show with incest in the title and human cat love making. This is so fucked up. Also amazing and hilarious.

[ImBossification]

LOL PREGGAS LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL

[mschristinejm]

What the fuck is this?

[sgtbonsor]

like hell I am gonna watch ep 2

[Ando000]

Bloody hell lol Dixon house in Syd

[ImpotentGawd]

what is.. I don't even...

[MiataCatashi]

*steals binoculars*...*throws them back*

O_O...Wait, what was that supposed to accomplish?

[letmeLIVEOUTLOUD]

the last bit is messed up

[lyricsovermelody]

the beginning made me cry

[genxxxersize]

shanethepogue, stop sending me your CREEPY fantasies about your little sister, or next time I will make you a star like only I can, ok freak! ;o)

[Jigamuffin]

W T F.

[RadioMoscowCity1]

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[lewisnwkc]

I cant believe I came across this video by searthing for "Hot Tea and Biscuits"!! Imagine... "Hi sis... fancy coming round for some Tea, Biscuits, and Incest?" lol

[MarauderxMischief]

oh dear god that was so weird...

[bustyfrog54321]

sukey me sukey meee hahahahaaaaaa!!!! lmao!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D

[calebprigg]

Sound Design is far to over the top. your trying to hard

[goopah]

Awesome actors! I've seen all 5 eps, and I have no idea how you and the actors managed to cram so much story and character portrayal into something less than 25 minutes. I want to show this to family and friends now, but I can't. They'll think I'm a perv.

[CTCBot1996]

shes kinda like an older version of demi lovato

[EmoSceneChix]

Actually a homosapien cannot mate and give other osspring with another species.... so she can't get pregnant by the cat. It's not possible.

[8JMBDEQUEEN8]

by the cat? shes pregnant by the cat? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww she had sex with the cat..... i woudnt trust that clinic. or shack.....or thingy

[MikeyChristianson]

Hey I really like your soap opera, may I ask where you got the sound/music for it? Thanx greatly appreciate it.

[NinkaPanda]

Lol this is so fucked up.

[LondonCP]

makayla is a slag lol

[Andrew19ao]

WTF

[angelgirl926]

WTF IS THIS!? that first lady is crazy! XD

[pretty1pink2]

Your a HOB KNOCKER!!! DEFINITION: LOOK IT UP ON GOOGLE DONT FEEl LIKe TYPING IT ALL :D HaHaHAHAHAHAH LOL SMILEY FACE :D

[Nataksu]

WTF XD Lol

[AmySorel91]

that asian guy is hot <3

[AmySorel91]

lol wtf? that's awesome.

[guelsj]

huh?

[flenif2247]

This reminds me of the high drama in the old American serie scalled "Profit".

It was only 8 episodes but had some really outrageous plot lines. Adrian Pasquar starred in it.

[camrenishot1]

Oh my shit, I had completely forgotten about this.

[rickpaulos]

Yeah, the end is lame. Why end it? Keep it going for 29 years like most of the american soaps. The shared youtube ad revenue will pay....

[mjay22]

would you care to translate that tagalog phrase into english?

[mallowisious]

Haha... gold gold and more gold!

[lurvx]

the ending is fcuking stupid.

[rr97khl]

Daryll: Meow

[lolman218]

what crap is this lol?

[BrothersamDavis]

Get saved

[BRICHELLEomg]

make love to me Daryll!

[WiiPens]

WHO WAS THE PHONE

[desertazul]

penny is hawt

[Freyja1133]

what's with the Viewmaster? That's a american toy!

[lawnkhan]

what difference does that make?

[desertazul]

i laughed so hard i cried

[Tamarbz]

WTF....ha ha ha

[Petruccinho]

This is the first time I see this stuff, and I´m very sorry for that old lad =D

[xbluechocolatex]

someone will die?! omg, it cant be daryll !

[Melleina]

ahhh this is definetly australian

[huesoloco09]

que mierda es esto??

[savetonight23]

this is soooo confusing

lol

[Fiat85]

Typical australians LOL

[golala4]

LOL, I LOVE IT!!!! hahaha

[Skrofler]

This is weird.

[SolasidoBR]

i like dark chocolate. hahahaha

[GundrakOceanic]

rockets back

[sherrypie25]

twisted.....but funny

[sherrypie25]

twisted......"but funny"

[krmshaik]

I like dark chocolate.

[SANTARII]

"Hi, I need to get pregnant" - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[bluvanillabean]

"I'm preggers - with Daryll's child!"

She said it with a straight face, too... what a woman... =O

[throttl3]

wow

[catch22point5]

bugger

[Deth8Klok]

PREGO WIT A CAT!!!

[Marchawc]

Makayla is HOT!

[bfg15000]

LOL Pregzored with the cat.

[agespan]

OMG..this is soo funny!

[thehamslammers]

this isn't a good sperm whale video.

[deeliciousplum]

Steve, this is definitely quite twisted for lack of a better word. It actually does have a kind of Greek soap opera-y feel. Heh.

[Anastasius12345]

Incest is AAWWRRIIGGHHTT!

[Driftman101]

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

[hypergrl101]

how the hell do you get pregnant with a cat?

lol

i wounder how those babys will turn out haha

[horripilater]

wtf? :S

[grubbiethebum]

Jeezus, it's my ex to a t.

[bexwh773]

Brilliant, better than Neighbours or Home & Away anyday. Feel sorry for the moggy though LoL

[beecess07]

lol! so aussie bogan!

im from aussie! love dis

[TheMexicanAsian]

Lol! I'm Preggers. HAHAHAHAHA.

[tekitizi75]

Hahaha!! "malakìa" means wanking in greek, and that is more or less what is written on the front of the sperm bank!!! (or maybe it's written "malakais" (malàkes) which means wankers!! Anyhow i believe it's on purpose, as they are a lot of greeks in the prod! ;')

[tekitizi75]

it was actually written, directed and produced by a greek, so i was right!! :')

I havent watched the other "tea, biscuits.." yet but enjoyed the tree in the forest! Euxaristo magges, xairetismous apo tin kerkyra!!!

[Simlatio]

Hey I donated at that sperm bank once! :P It is far better than any other I have been to, because you don't get any mags to use to work you up, instead you get this fat, sweaty old guy...Trust me fellas, that really gets your fire going better than any mag does! ;) :P

[hypergrl101]

and your proud that a faat sweaty guys get you fired up. lol.

[Simlatio]

Don't mention fat sweaty old guys! Oh no too late! AHHHHHHH *boom* Damn you, you just made me blow my load! Did you have to mention them in public and embarrass me like that! :P How could you do this to me! You were supposed to love me! It's over hypergrl101!!! I'm going to leave you for your 7'0" sister, the one who went to jail for raping a street gang with a broom stick handle! :P Ha ha ha ha, your alright. :P I am a serial joker, can't help it! :D Have fun!

[hypergrl101]

lol i dont have a sister i have a brother lol

we were goign out?

[justdru]

i think she smoked a few too many! but the boyfriend is still HOT!

[ismellpoo83]

WTF!?

That was crap, but it made me laugh.

We dont have sperm banks like that in Australia.

I feel sorry 4 the kitty

[musiqueroyale]

this really sucks hhha

[yamomslover]

HA HA HA, BLOODY BRILLIANT

[mhd7]

Can somebody post subtitles, at least in english.

[krappsy]

haha it is english mate. just very thick aussie accents in it.

[Banim]

Yeah but some people here, such as myself, don't have English as a first language, and could be more used to write and reading it than speaking and listening to it. I sometimes have problems understanding native speakers, because they talk "too fast" for me.

[krappsy]

Fair enough. As a novice Spanish speaker I can empathise with that.

[BoondockDeacon]

LOL, that sperm bank is so ghetto,

ha it's so contrived.

[nikolcita25]

no entiendo ni weas

[morgaaaaan]

haha thats the greatest

[GamerDude200]

Rofl,I like Dove chocolate

[RyanJamesRavens]

*is still laughing*

[runeshai]

Hahaha, that's awesome! Gross, but awesome. Almost in a sort of Arrested Development type way.

[davidatwork]

Darrell most be some cat?

[HyperKid66]

wow! this sounds soo exciting!!

[IchigoMilkshake]

Does she always stay in that little shop?

[SpaceboyProductions]

22 hours a day, it's torture.

[Zeldreaisme]

Ew...so, that's her dad?

[terror0earth]

WOW...O_O

[PoohBear02003]

Good acting.. Will watch the others soon..

[BlackHartedVenom]

twisted...

[folgoraEX]

haha so cool :D!!

[TheRealLightzeno]

rofl oue love makes it possible XD

[Kaalec]

The worst acting this side of Family Channel and the worst writing this side of the "begat" part of the bible. This really, really, really sucks. It sucks so bad I can't think of another adjective than "really".

[manchuriandictator]

But I guess it goes with the general idea of the series.

[SpaceboyProductions]

Yes that's the idea.....

[manchuriandictator]

This is pretty shitty acting, especially from the mom.

[oscarin124]

Interesting, good acting.

[FunkyMonkeyman17]

"I like Dark chocolate"

LOLOLOL

[JohnArmitage434]

5 dollars a milliliter?

[peanutspenthouse]

3 words, wtf

[ohekno]

shes getting pregnant with her dad?

oops thats friggen gross...poor girl haha

"im pregers with Darryl's child!"

i also feel sorry for her cos her whole family is psychotic...

[StevieProductions]

LOLOL

[chokecheck]

what the hell... daryll? how... ah, forget it.

[4gotten1s]

this guy is sicko. U call this film making?

is he a scout leader? this should be reported.

[nanonina11]

wtf is all i have 2 say

[videowilliams]

This stuff is seriously twisted and perverse and sets a terrible example for our kids.

Keep up the good work.

[iiYaMa72]

nasty

[BetoWater]

I love Daryll :)

[Riaz125]

fucking crazy, the asian chick is hot though

[SRobacker]

the heck?

[NinkaPanda]

lol

[arsenalryche]

This isnt all that far off from regular Aussie or Mexican soaps. I wish they pushed this hard in the US :P I love this stuff :D

[SerenaVee]

yes

[laijorad]

What a sick society.

[SpaceboyProductions]

What society are you referring to? This is a comedy.

[HopeDiamondSS16]

LOL< Darryl the cat! ^_^

This miniseries is intense!! :O

[rogerstubbs01827]

good stuff why only 4 min long ?

[Engior]

This cat seems to be female, well they must be lesbian

[SpaceboyProductions]

the cat playing Daryll is also male.

[sociallyinclined]

O..kay. Definitly the most interesting thing I've seen.

[xodusxteen]

wtf is this....

[livinalie]

the kitty was so cute but the inseminations thing...that was really racist.

[Shot2Remember]

Well...I don't think it was intended to cause offence. I think it was funny in a stupid kind of way.

[CliqueOblique]

wtf?

[011180russell]

lmao!! This show is funny!

[umegoyomi]

OMG

[ronaldsf]

I LOVE Sharmane's line delivery at the doorway... so delicious! She must've enjoyed it immensely. :)

[ValleyPeaks]

Great show, guys! Can't beat that accent!

[Schifty06]

Very well made, 5 stars. Look forward to seeing the other 4 episodes now.

[PeterC79]

That was excellent. well made.

[DougFCKNSteele]

I love fucked up shit.

[kuj4z]

i love makayla!

[Hybridtheory2007]

Makayla's so fucking hot.

[blackwhimsy]

"I thought u loved me!"I love how Makayla says this in every scenario.Hee hee.

[CaptainEuchre]

Oh no! Who's gonna die!?

[SumGuyIKnow]

lol i can't stop laughing. this is hilarious. great job you guys. this was very entertaining.

[komoriaimi]

I think I'm in love with Darryl<3

[mjdFT9]

you bitch, he's mine :P

[komoriaimi]

Never!... Those whiskers belong to me already *rawr*

I'll fight for Daryll if necessary >:)

[mjdFT9]

lol alright, you can have him

[komoriaimi]

You probably found a lion huh?

With a long big mane!

You treacherous!

I'm keeping Daryll then *kitty hug*

Lawly!

[dwisabb]

lol! XD

[towcal]

i am a 53 year old fat white guy who thought i had seen it all// if you look in he dictionary under original and awsome you should find "TEA,BISCUITS AND INCEST"thank you thank you// calvin

[mybribs]

My favorite part is Darryl's muted meow when they show his name in the credits. So cute!

[88strands]

It's the little details that make it beautiful. Pays in change. The wine coolers in the ice chest

[zacharybr]

What's wrong with the cats stomach?

[StephSiLk]

the moms my favorite .. she iz 1 evil b*t@h .. im bout to peep the 2nd episode right now

[YourHomeTown]

I've never been so hooked since my last package of licorice allsorts. Again kudos plus nine minus three over nineteen under age cats divided by a house united by one. This could have been my life story but you....

[kvn8907]

"How is that even possible?"

I love that line :)

[tamlac00]

LOL That sperm looks like handwash

[SpaceboyProductions]

Perceptive:)

[mikyat]

SAKIMI? isnt that a japanese food or sumth'n?

[SpaceboyProductions]

Ahaha! Probably. I invented words and Penny somehow memorised them :)!

[bugglemuggle]

no, it's called sashimi

[mullymloo]

Yeh!!!Poor Darryl!

[fallenscripture14]

Lol perfect. AND THE ANTHOPOULOS GUY IS GREEK!!!!!! thats y im suscribing. greeek pridee man.

[dix0nyt]

lolwut

[labuff83]

HEY....Alex D, from Nova and Wild FM is the voice over!

[SpaceboyProductions]

yes he is :)

[labuff83]

Cool..... When is this show gonna become a 1/2 hour show on community tv....better still have it on SOS on SBS!

[SpaceboyProductions]

yes am sending it to SBS once it's over :)

[dctcool]

hahaha I'm gonna watch the rest of these episodes now

[ErikinBrazil]

Hahahh the insem clinic part was a trip

[Amulte]

im in love! this rocks!

POOR DARRYL!