Stupid Sailor Tricks

[Gewnior]

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[jcip2010]

wow this makes the navy look great



[aloha2010ish]

Gotta be deck dogs!

[MatsuLoveLust]

lmfaooooo

[crazy4honda]

This is what I had to sleep through for 6 months as a member of the air det stuck in engineering berthing.

[davidclaywest]

This is almost exactly like my berthing hahaha.

[DazedConfused989]

Obviously you guys got WAY too much time on your hands.

[davidclaywest]

@DazedConfused989 yea almost a whole 5 minutes working 96 hours a week.

[DazedConfused989]

@davidclaywest 96 hours?!?! GTFO

[davidclaywest]

@DazedConfused989 14 hours a day, 7 days a week. Or broken down... 12 hours with 1 hour turn around on each end.  Plus GQ, (5 hours a week extra past shift)

[brucifer44]

boomer fags

[esiosan]

work hard play harder

[heathrose93]

Wonder if the females also do their own stuff like that.

[Xxjoeynumber1xX]

at 1:39 i thought a master or senior was walking in. haha

[JoswaR7]

Quadruple rear naked choke!!!

[onefugowie]

thats why it good to be a officer they wont mess around even if there kidding..pull rank

[davidclaywest]

@onefugowie Once we duck taped a Lt Jr Grade into a rolly chair in a broom closet, while underway. For 12 hours.

[donnyboy527]

ahhhh, hahahaha, that shit was like every day on my ship, we had an ongoing battle between the ET's and FC's, and us STG's generally joined in with the ET's, goooooood times!

[stewwwy]

slim thug comes in and does WORK.

[Witechawklit]

And Master chief walks in right about the time the table breaks....

[teddyanderson89]

gotta love deployment go time, we did trons vs the ae's (the entire shops) go time in bahrain last deployment.... trons won!! what!

[StreamingKnowledge]

Holy shit. This brings hazing to a whole new level.

[aixsa123]

lol wow now i wonder what my bf does when he is bored over there

[aixsa123]

lol wow now i wonder what my bf does when he is bored over there

[Tarten46]

Its way gay underway, now they got splittails on board not so much. Still; cum and join us we will show you a good time. Soap on a roap wont save you.

[Yukapa13]

Its not gay underway... dumbass!

[swedishvolvo]

Well that got gay pretty quickly. I'm sure things will get even gayer now that they will allow them to serve even more openly.

[TheBLACKHAWK575]

its a sausage fest in there! lolz

[moonbatxray]

non quals

[Shooo716]

balls at 1:40

[Subliminallusion]

Woah woah woah - what's with the nub having fun @ 2:40? For shame!

[mikeoksbigg]

@Subliminallusion, It's a surface ship, they're all nubs.

[pushinold]

Looks to me like a circle jerk, with variable pivot men!

[destroy1ner]

DUELING!!

[DorkPhish]

im suprized this is still on the internet now that the navy is REALLY against hazing..

[butangviber]

@DorkPhish This isnt Hazing....its just stupid idiots.

[Jeff9598]

Why don't they just suck each other?

[pino114]

@Jeff9598 because they aren't like you

[Jeff9598]

@pino114 go fuck u r self, bitch!

[sheepinarowboat]

LOL! My Hubby is a submariner. I know this kinda stuff goes on. Gotta blow off some steam somehow. Too funny!

[ffox46]

all fun and games till the marines show up

[iamtheultimate]

@ffox46 Marines as a plural are pretty badass with combat.

But I've kicked my fair share of marine ass. Not too smart to generalize.

But in the end we're all miliary.

[konrad1101]

@ffox46 lol... and what are the marines gonna do? when it comes to a fight its about the individual.. they dont train you how to fight in the marines... lets see a marine fight mike tyson... lol.. oh he was never in the marines.

[ffox46]

@konrad1101 there are so many things wrong with that im not even going to try, try trolling videos were seals are involved

[IamYendrik]

Whats the song name pls reply (:

awsome vid :p

[BeeTRoooTz]

OMG HAHAHAHAHHAHAA they are all just rolling aroung on the floor haah

[deltadude61]

Nothing hasn't changed. lmao!

USN Ret.

[fleetr06]

One thing i miss about the ship... Berthing Wars...

[hisprincess108]

my boyfriend is on subs and he say's when they fight they don't stop until there is blood or if the person gets really hurt ... my dad was on ships and he say's that sub live sounds more crazy lol. ships are for targets!

[marcsijames]

@BorisychAnton thats a nice thing to say about our country's military... so theyre on a ship for 6 months at a time and you expect them to act like robots all the time? c'mon get real.

[ShKitSo]

what do you call the us navy... homosexuals

[markeystudio]

talk about a tough game of chekcers!

[KakashiRaikiri1]

omg stupid american army///from rus

[MisterHougy]

@KakashiRaikiri1

That isn't the Army you dumb shit.

[rastafarianross]

hella funny

[DRpokeme]

Idiots!! but what yagonna do, ur on this tub for at least 3mths underwater... strangley some of it is funny..

[JasonfromMinnesota]

the Birth of MMA in the Berthing lounge

[fawley144life]

I'm Pretty sure thats hazing

[Blinkbassist1994]

lol

[proudUSAgirl]

ok what girl wouldnt love walking in on you guys lol

[clomid100]

submariners gone wild!

[MrsEhlmann]

this is Just HAZING LAME!!!

[calisaetia]

2:00

"WHY YOU?!"

"listen...this is going to hurt me, more than its going to hurt you"

HAHAHAHA classic

[eslamahmed87]

هههههههههههههه

[27hardxcore]

who sings this. ?

[Keenan1923]

Time for these guys to come stateside.

Thanks for defending us!

[lifeasahandbag]

"Remember when you didn't do anything to me but I think this is funny?" Hilarious.

[tillyandthepoo]

I guess this is better than what used to go on. My husband is due for one:( fucked up they are "allowed" to do this. oh well. go navy!

[DrummTrip44]

@tillyandthepoo they arent "allowed" to do this. just they didnt get caught.

[tillyandthepoo]

thats why allowed was in " "

[SupaNami]

LMAO now i now why alot of sailors are gay ... fucking orgyes like this .. dudes join the funking Marines ... this shit is gay as hell

[925explicit]

lol theres hazing in the navy trust me but it all depends on how you view it. even in diffrent dep there is hazing but who cares get some!

[JoeLikesMovies]

lol i guaruntee you this is the Engineering Berthing .... and these guys are probably EM01 lol

[jayvee320]

@JoeLikesMovies They're wearing TLD's so at least some of them are Nukes. I'm pretty sure there's an R on the bullseye too...

[Jamiemar21]

I miss sea duty... AT2(AW)

[Sabra8907]

dang does every ship have those backgammon tables that no one uses lol

[DCCENTRAL1FOX]

Trust me.. They use'em Slammin dominoes during all hours of the night...

[chucklovesmanda]

thats the way it is underway

[cyrusmoileylvr]

U.S. Navy!

there's No other branch Like Us :)

We don't have fun after work.

We have fun while we work!

On & after the job.

[jjaagg5050]

The pride of the Navy!

[neretita]

abusadores dejen al pobre chico,no le agais tantas cosquillitas ni manotazos jejejejejej

[aaronscottjansen1]

maybe i shouldn't have signed those papers

[M3LL090]

lol rofl!

[fatfacejewanna]

lmao...signing them means nothing til they got u in bootcamp...no matter what they tell u...but dont worry...there's no more "hazing"

the navy is now friendlier :D hahahah

[USN1985]

Lol, probably not, but not for these reasons. This is actually fun as hell when your on deployment and there's nothing better to do. It isn't really hazing either...that's been banned thankfully. This is just berthing wrestling.

Problem is sometimes the good matches get out of hand and people break things.

[wouldntuliketoono]

its nice you guys have fun on the ship. do the girls get along with each other pretty much? i go in next year.

[sandimichael68]

Not what a submariner's mother wants to see.

[MisterHougy]

Probably more brutal on a submarine than on a ship.

[kkazican]

@MisterHougy definitely don't have a checkers board to block us, usually some sound mounts or steam piping

[taylorhunterroxy]

@MisterHougy subnastys are bitches

[blacklotus808]

I wonder if the bad guys do this as well ?

[roaddog1m]

I remember the daze!!! Birthday beatens, going away beatens and all sorts of ass kicking excuses. Of course, that's back when a trusty shellback was able to kick a wogs ass. hahaha!

[RepublicanNatio]

its all fun and games until senior walks in!

[whatvtec]

looks like a normal day at work. Taping people to chairs and leaving them out in the p-way.

[phizgp]

Whilikers!

That tickles my gig line.

[MockEmpire]

lmao "WHY THE HELL ARE YOU PLAYING GRAB ASS ON MY SHIP"

[skullfone]

lol at 1:52

[lasal1980]

I hope that's not what my husband does on his ship

[misterhookerx3]

Chances are that he does.

[kylildj]

enter mcpon

[bladechad12345678]

oh man, i remember those days. shop roll-ups never get old. what squadron is that? the ball caps look familiar.

[6Air5Guitarist0]

Hahaha funny stuff, 0:40 is kinda gay.

Pray for your Sailors, Airmen, Soldiers, and Marines!

[blackhawk777]

and then the capt. walks in. lawlz.

[ce5963impala]

looks like good fun :)

[ashleysfly]

i like this song!! whats it called?

[chris89hart]

Looks like hazing there shipmates! Lol! Just kidding.

[hawk1484]

funny ass shit! i miss that shit

[GreeKGirL613]

i wanna jump in on that action! lol

[inaices2002]

It looks like a big orgy

[blackgaurd]

this is why we cant have nice things. stupid conners

[fndlair]

Things never fucking change, do they.

[MONKEEMAN7786]

we had a 20yrs bm2 the biggest black guy i ever saw we attacted him in the bosn locker and that guy had 3 dudes on each arm and he was throwin them around like frickin rag dolls it was crazy ya its all fun and games till he's chasin u down a p-way and u bust your head open jumpin over a knee knocker what division were yall in?

[DCCENTRAL1FOX]

We did the same damn thing to one token giant in our shop. We told him we were gonna stack someone up, but, we turned the tables on him!!! Man, he was pissed!!! LOL!! Ur not lying when u say 3 guys on each arm!! The toughest part was letting him go! I mean we would sprint down the hangar bay as if we were the flying squad going after a flood or fire...LOL!!! Great times man...

[SILLYSUBMARINER]

theres the best then theres the rest, US SUBMARINE SAILORS forever

[xforestryx]

pink chesting its all fun until a MA comes in haha

[KeRRziEsAcRiTic]

hahahhha 4:20 is so funny when white dude attempts to get blk man down n blky jus rips him over pile.

[bulkfull]

I got your  pink belly.....haha

[k2win]

HAZING..haha atleast you didnt have to do a safety standown 4 hours straight.

[lety1992]

it gets kinda gay around 1:40

[mmfcljuggalette4lyfe]

all fun and games on a boat

just fucking around

[volvicnaturelle1]

gaylords!!!

[Spawn40k]

I remember my dad telling me stories about this kinda stuff when he was on med cruises. lol good stuff.

[purplerain555]

lol they sure are entertaining!* but what song is that playing in the background?

[bulkfull]

pick belly.................

[asd8004]

hahaha ima call the MAs!! all you mufuckas are going to Capt Mast hahahaha

[babyboo116510]

ive been on a lot of navy ships where my dad used to work, and it really does get boring like nothing to do.

[DoobieEx]

Shut the fuck up. Seriously. Bullshit fucking Joe talk like that is what drives hard working sailors like me crazy.

[navyliquor]

gsm2 liguori.....lugo i was on port royal with you.....thanks for posting this shit.....brings back some great memories

[feilong7585]

the guy that says "listen, listen" is a chief now on my boat. we all love that fucking guy.

[Wes71845]

lol berthing wars were the best...pink bellys...classic

[pacificrs]

CVN-70 Westpac 93/95. Same exact stuff...good to know the Navy traditions carry on. My favorite part on our was when one guy snapped and grabbed a screwdriver and stabbed Ed HanXXX in the back.

[DCCENTRAL1FOX]

Haha!! Pink belly!!! Damn that shit hurt.. Fashbacks! Great times. Thanks for the post.

[HazeGreyAndUnderway]

Utter chaos, GREAT! lol

[russiankid85]

lmao! fags!

[TheSailorGeek]

Oh my gosh. This looks so familiar. I see this on my ship all the time.

[hwill20]

"remember when you didn't do anything to me and i thought this was funny!" *SLAP* lol MEAN...

[lucifertje666]

2:08 - Ohhhh.... This is gonna hurt me more than you... Yeah...

Stings like ****, i can tell ya

[hillbilly0737]

you swabey'need to hit a port and find some women.SEMPER-FI.

[Dragondg74]

Berthing Battle!!

[kobenbawest]

I bet the chick singing this song is a hoe.

[irishlacrossse]

fucking gay glad i have my nsw/nso contract

[amekrew]

Dawg, go to bud/s AFTER you finish SARC. You don't wanna get a "contact" for NSW. You wanna be an 8427. Be a PJ... Medicine is HUGE in NSW. And HN is better than SN at BUD/s AND YOU DON'T GOTTA GO TO NSWPS....

[MONKEEMAN7786]

bosn mates RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[kbugg07]

LOL, the black dude just came in and starting slinging everybody else!!!! hahahaha i love this video!

[jasperbob]

why did you video tape this are you retarded? If the wrong guy sees this your whole shop will go to mass! dumbasses

[emtrumm]

lmao, thats what happened... MASTED!!!

[cloudpaladin]

scream rape

[nolanlomheim]

i love the scene where there are at least a dozen guys all on the ground in head locks

[Halo3girl345]

not really on the ship they dont have much to do. and besides it is better when you have something to do that is fun like posting vids on youtube

[jwm05281971]

those guys are gonna shit when the senior chief strolls down there to see where all his guys are at.

[makeinstall]

Damn was that an E5 taking lead in the belly slapping.

So, sad to see these surface pukes balling like a little girl when there at attention in front of the green table. On charges of hassing and conduct unbecoming a petty officer.

Then at the Green table they hear the Captain say.

Reduction in rank from E5 to E3, forfeiture of pay for 3 Months and restricted to the ship for 45 Days.

Thats usually when the tears start flowing then they start hyperventilating.

[integra9120]

you are an idiot, joe navy f*ck

[makeinstall]

Reality sucks for thugs who think they can do whatever they want without consequences.

With a name like Integra9120 maybe you should try signing up on true-dot-com maybe you can get a boyfriend for yourself.

[groundedcc07]

look abunch of target idiots wanting to goto mast for sumthing retarded

[jonos1971]

target, skimmer pukes asking to go to mast for hazing, lol

[xatamos]

pink bellies are fun, happens all the time in berthing but our's has alot of couches in the way so it tends to get a bit more intersting.

[OWdivision]

THIS IS FUCKING AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got some videos to post later on myself of some Navy wrestling/etc...

[QMED]

this is exactly what happens, it's the only thing a shit load of guys can do to pass the time.

[fayik123]

this kind of behaviour is really stupid

[GoofyBoa]

This ''type of behavior'' is killa shit in training!

[silval765]

retarded skimmers...

[bestsnowboarderuknow]

lmao this looks like fun

[BamfingBob]

.... SLAP!!!

[Bornn368]

Who drug the monkey in at 1:40

[tyrant22222]

you missed the part where you bone each other in the ass

[IcePrincess619]

really funny,the song is stupid though

[DCSUCKA]

fasz..

[psycho7389]

spellcheckNOOB~

[DCSUCKA]

word check... noob isnt a word..

[Gotoh]

How the Navy should be.

The UCMJ can kiss my ass.

[bushrawx]

A first class? wtf shouldnt he know better?

[blacklotus808]

oh yeah....

and by the way this video is fucking hilarious....

: )