Xygni's Rock Band DLC Reviews 9/2

[PrestonxPunk]

lol 2:22 MONKIES

[Brost31]

THE CAKE IS A LIE

[Crushilista]

Welcome to my secret lair on skullcrusher mountain ;) 2nd favorite only to Code Monkey

[LucionX]

non_zero is pretty good he should take over if cookie cant come back

[DiFrand]

check out Guitar Hero II, they have a song by the same band that did Livin' at the corner of Dude and Catastrophe, called Elephant Bones in the bonus section, really fun to play.... much more fun than this.

[xygni]

Ummm... No. Elephant Bones is by That Handsome Devil. Livin' At the Corner of Dude and Catastrophe is by MC Frontalot. Trust me, cuz I friggin' love That Handsome Devil.

[DiFrand]

doh! they sound so much alike, anyways thought that i would refer to it because its way better than the long ass title rap song and is waaaaaaay better for the guitar

[DLCBJE]

Actually, they dont sound anything alike dude.

Lrn2hear.

[Kane1910]

hm i dont know but i think riht now you are on the internet? dumbfuck

[AllOtherNamesTaken]

What does that have to do with being a shitty reviewer?

[Kane1910]

sorry i thought your point was " you should get a life gaming asshole " :D

[Skullbird11]

Nice portal references :P

[mashedpatoots]

i usually don't favorite every video i see, but i did favorite this just for the end (and maybe the description of the "darkest of the hillside thickets")

[MikeMasters]

fucking great consider me subscribed keep up the good work . . even if i don't agree with your opinions some of the time you had me laughing the whole time

PEACE . . stay vlack

[shadow6463]

why is non_zero so quiet?

[bluemilk123]

lol i got that smae tool shirt

[Yoompa]

Xygni reviews are hilarious

[dieuhbeatus]

The dude that reviewed the Roadrunner pack was the best guitar reviewer in my opinion

[Mushroomandyou]

non zero is awesome

[metallicakixtotalass]

You do realize that Jonathan Coulton wrote this and "Still Alive" right?

[nonzzero]

Are you responding to the review? Because if we didn't know that we wouldn't have brought up Still Alive and I wouldn't have given my score in units of Cake.

[metallicakixtotalass]

just making sure, I thought you said that because they are similar types of songs

[maserati57]

ur the most retarded faggot to ever set foot on youtube

[metallicakixtotalass]

Really, then why can't you spell properly? Oh by the way, Mr. Smartass, you can't set foot on the internet.

How about you learn some genuinely intelligent words? Oh wait, probably because you aren't intelligent.

Now please do us a favor, go shoot yourself, and have a nice day. :)

[maserati57]

1) its hypothetical

2) my iq is probably about 25 points higher than yours.

3) if i shot myself... it would be wasting a bullet that i could be using on you

[metallicakixtotalass]

1. I believe the word is "colloquial" or "rhetorical", not hypothetical.

2. I doubt that highly.

3. I agree we probably shouldn't be wasting bullets on you, because the money buying the bullet wouldn't be even worth spending on killing you, but seriously, you might as well have said, "NO YOU GO SHOOT YOURSELF!"

[maserati57]

just let it go, i dont really care if you want me to fuck my self, or shoot my famiy, because some faggot who makes retarded comments on videos of people reviewing plastic guitar simulations. i could honestly care less

[maserati57]

btw i didnt mean xygni is the retarded one i meant metallica totally kixasss, i LOVE xygni's reviews

[Yoompa]

"i think i gained weight" lmao

[gamerman994]

you should do a vid on the best dlc that has come out for rock band. that would be awesome. you could give each song like a... medal or trophy thing or something

[memphus]

wtf are hookers doing with all them disposable cameras?

[MourneSRT]

Rad hair.

[thisisntmyname]

damn it i want cookie back! noooooooooooo!

[OwNZorZ]

OMFG IT'S JEZUZ.

[JetzRule]

if cookie doesnt come back then non_zero can do the rest if hes up 2 it cause hes definitally the best guest reviewer that uve had since cookie left

[gamerman994]

lol

[Dudeonline10163]

wait someone fill me in on what happend to cookie.

[Rafnasty]

He said he didn't want to do it anymore.

[w00tbag20]

i actually laughed

[ilikepieertasd123]

she still looks like jesus....

[Twowildman21]

everyone should buy the pack to contribute to charity no money goes to harmonix

[willtarded]

Stop deepthroating the mic.

[TheUsedxSeether182]

lol the Skullcrusher Mountain song messes with my head

[xPopperKing420x]

yo why isnt tht shit on ps3 store?

[maxboxnl]

its up there thursday ;)

and btw xygni, you should call your hair fluffy :P

[shingofan]

It comes out Thursday for PS3 for whatever reason >_>

[xPopperKing420x]

thats some bullshit o well i thot it wasnt coming out at all just some str8 up xbox shit

[Stretchysumo]

Nice dog....

[Kingpenguin360]

like hookers go through... disposable cameras

[aljundis]

YOUR DOG RULES

[petafore]

"go fluff, go other dog"

i laughed, you can tell which dog you like better.

[grash4]

can u use the guitar hero guitars on rock band?

[Kingpenguin360]

yes

[dtlte]

2 good guitar reviewers in a row

[FFInternational1]

my dog is barking!!!! lol

[FiveStarJah]

mc frontalot guitar chart is better than skullcrusher mountain's

[Kingpenguin360]

dude you wait half the song

[nonzzero]

If you really really like strumming that riff, then yeah, it's better. But if you just kinda like it then it gets old pretty fast.

[CrazyFoobix]

And now you need a guest reviewer for Vocals or bass... -coughcoughAddFoobixonXboxLive­-

I'm platinum~! <3

[JoeFox23]

LATCODAC deserves more than a one.

I mean, fuck, it's fun!

[a1gaius]

LMAO!! JESUS!

[thevedis]

omfg your mom is jesus? i think you just ruined christianity for people!

[RobOnDaCob]

nonzero is awesome. Please keepz the nonzero.

[SCStunner316]

So I give this...one question mark?

[MitchisMyBestFriend]

umm... disposable cameras eh? i was thinking you were gonna say birth control pills :D

[thickets]

Hilarious guys! No, none of us were ever in QOTSA, though we precede them as a band. The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets started in 1992 and our main influences were Nomeansno, Butthole Surfers, Black Sabbath and Helmet. Thanks for the review!

Toren from The Thickets - and a QOTSA fan.

[nonzzero]

Are you for real? If so, nothing personal, it's a good song, I just didn't enjoy the guitar part too much in Rock Band form.

[thickets]

I'm the singer. It's not our best guitar solo from our catalogue, that's for sure! But as the only independent Canadian band on Rock Band, and as a Rock Band player myself I am super jazzed. No offense taken to your honest critique.

[jfriesen39]

guest reviewer was awesome

[shion182]

...can I still call your mom Jesus?

[ghettogrenade]

you kind of look like the friend in the movie never back down, so you and your mom look like someone famous yayyyyy!!

[FLYmeatwad]

Good reviews this week guys, hip hop should always be good on drums and vocals, plus it kicks guitars players like myself in the balls for asking for YYZ. Which is a good thing as far as I'm concerned. Keep them coming. And more JoCo!

[Badonkadonkhr]

Please keep Non_Zero! Funny , actually reviews it , without sounding like he is reading a script.

[myfriendsrspecial]

nice shirt xygni!! tool rules!!

[mrkrono]

Your mom = Jesus

[batd]

at the end of the video, it sounded like you were saying Worcestershire sauce when you had the dog on camera.

Anyways, I liked the MC Frontalot song a lot. It was awesome just to have it.

[udiie]

YEAH QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I love QotSA. So good. And Nick deserved to be kicked out. He's a douche.

[Guybrush923]

Non_Zero is really good. I vote for his return.

[Yllm9]

This one was really good! MAJOR LOLAGE!

Great reviews of course!

[doshindude]

MY DOG IS BARKING AUUUGHGUGHGHGUHGH

[Dogmatic2020]

Zero was great, I knew he would be and he actually did it! zomg! and I'm going to need more evidence to suggest otherwise about the Jesus and your mom thing, Xygni. =P

[Jglaubman51]

I really liked the Guitar guy. He should do another review when the guitar parts are more interesting.

[BadLtSalmon]

Jesus? i thought it was the geico caveman

[anavelg0083]

Dude... you should probably stay OFF camera.

[xygni]

And you should probably shove your fist up your ass.

[happy447]

hello how r u

[Yllm9]

One of the best comebacks in history!

[ManfredvonKarma7]

Using for periods instead of three is acceptable, and the proper way to use ellipses when ending a sentence.

Just sayin'.

[nonzzero]

You can end a sentence with an ellipse? That doesn't make sense to me, I always thought an ellipse at the end of a sentence was a way to trail off with no finite end.

[ManfredvonKarma7]

3 dots signify that your drifting off, but continuing; 4 dots signify that your drifting off, and your done... yeah....

[Half22life]

"My Dog Is Barking AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

[dabears11694]

I like this one. Nonzero is the best since carungi. I like the pics in this one. Hookers go through disposable cameras? lol.

your dog? lmao.

[dabears11694]

I like this one. Nonzero is the best since carungi. I like the pics in this one. Hookers go through disposable cameras? lol.

[blackstardrag84]

lol

"what the? 4 periods?"

Priceless

[cdylan13]

ur mom iz so jezuz

[Dontfearthepeanut]

Another Joker character?

[RAMBOvGnR]

Were getting 6 albums and you say "Another Joker Character?"

Sheesh, keep your thoughts inside

[Dontfearthepeanut]

I was joking. God.

Also, what do six albums have to do with Rock band characters?

[RAMBOvGnR]

I was only messing

[RAMBOvGnR]

Nothin, Its a SH joke

[nonzzero]

I only had an hour to make a character and the Joker was the easiest to recreate with a minimal amount of money.

If I ever do this again I'll use my Zelda or my Terminator.