Hojo's Guide to Scoring Hot Final Fantasy Babes (Part 2)

[DerfPet1]

Is this a real game

[p433rmeyafreakin00bs]

Scorpicus, your vids deserve WAY more views than they should

[unitedjt345]

sCORPICUS I LOVE YOU..THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE FFVII ENTERTAINMENT. I LOVE FFVII. TO DEATH.

[kimokimo17]

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TEACH ME HOW TO DO THIS KIND OF VIDEOS OF FF VII AHHAHAHA

[datingfree1a1]

Awsome Clip

[orqngefirefly]

no wonder lucrecia hooked up with hojo :\

[valypaly3]

lmfao I cracked up at all of them, seriously, especially the Vincent part XD this was genius

[Espadaknight4]

The part with Cloud was the best XD

[LxRaitofan]

"The atomic structure of Magnesium."

I laughed so hard.

[puppet33r27]

"I'm Cloud, an Ex-Soldier and a necrophiliac from nibelheim!"

omg i laughed so hard at this XD

[legefy]

tifa save me

[thedarkmasters]

Tifa 0:35 I'd rather shag a porcupine!

[Spouh]

"I'm Cloud, an Ex-Soldier and necrophiliac from Nibelheim !"

Favourite Quote.

[roxasfruit]

vincents part is where the term "motherfcker" (i dont know the right words)



[toastman444]

vincent should have said coke and mentos

[damnarae]

Cid: Oh well fancy a fuck?

Red:.....Humans.......

I nearly roflcoptered IRL

[DarkSonadow]

Wait, how do you make these?

[TheArtifaz]

OMG at Lucretia and Vincent moment XDDDD

I love the ending hehe

[c0lonel97y]

soooo hilarious

[thewisdommessenger]

TIFA SAVE ME!!

muahahahha!!ZACK IS GONNA KILL YOU!

[KeybladeMistress92]

"The atomic structure of magnesium" LMAO omg I love this thing. XD XD

[ZexionGirl14]

Aeris"He also ripped off  your hair cut..."

Zack:"........The b*tch is going down!!!"

Cloud:"Tifa Save Me!"

[JeremyOrOmega]

lol "shag".... hilarious.

[raskkii]

Red XIII: ...humans...

[SaganOmRingenFan]

Poor Vinny...He's the only one a not retarded girl ever would date. bad for him Lucrecia's kinky...

Sorry if my english is bad.

[OrdeBiru]

0:21 nice recover

[DeathMessenger1988]

I'm sueing you for destroying my childhood's favorite game...

Just joking. The jokes are terribly comic...

[Spid3rXx]

Wow rufus is a fucker lol

[moniqacruz19]

Rufus:"I'm the richest man on the planet. Wanna fuck?" Tifa:"I'd rather shag a porcupine." Rufus:"So that's what she sees in Strife."

Gotta say it... Your a gennius XD

[TombRaider170]

This is Fucking halariuse!

[stezo2k]

lmao! this is awesome

[Peacer065]

Wow, Lucrecia really is a freak xD

Great video^^

[WhiteAngelArtemis]

XDD lucrecia you have the most beautiful eyes...... LUCRECIA: you ruined it LOL!!!

[SaNBeanz]

Cid at the end, wtf?

[idiotsnake4]

"!Im doing an experiment on vaginas wanna aid sience"

"sulfuric acid "

"the atomic structure of magnesium" hahaha LOL XD

[greeksephiroth]

relationships lead to pain and broken hearts ... so lets just skip to sex

[Narutard504]

"Aerith I know youre dead but we can still make this work!"

"Er.....bunsen burners?"

"Zack! Mental bitch slap him!"

"Id rather shag a porcupine.."

They made me cry laughing!

[LeriaCossato]

Lol Rufus and Vincent X)

[rpgwarlord2012]

LMAO he also stole you sword

[TomomiMorgan]

"I'd rather shag a porcupine."

"So that's what she sees in Strife."

LOOOOOL

[FinalFantasyAerith]

all of them made me laff until I got to the last one when I fell off my chair

Aerith "He ripped of your hair cut"

Zack "The bitch is going down"

Cloud "Save me Tifa!"

[HMSDelusionalLove]

Says Cloud, with such pride and determination: 'I'm Cloud, a Necrophiliac and Ex-SOLDIER from Niebleheim!!'

o__O

Well, at least you can give the poor lost soul brownie points for not beating around the bush when it comes to bluntness!!

(Also, the bit where Aerith asks Zack to bitchslap Cloud and Zack replies 'Cuz he failed to score with my girlfriend?' made me coo. I don't even know why. Does it show that I'm a Zack/Zerith fan? =3)

Another great vid! Your vids= <3 <3 <3

[ritsusha]

Meh vincent has long hair so that passes right?

Cids excuse: I'm &%(^%( Blind!!!

[Cyndane]

lol Red XII

xDDDD

[blackcry77]

vincent had it right their until he went 2 the beautiful eyes part XD

[iloveVincentV]

@blackcry77 i wouldnt have minded he was turning me on the entire time lolololollololo

[FantacyOfNaruto]

@blackcry77 Yeah but any girl would probably be satisfied if Vincent said that to them. XD Just not Lucrecia?

[PTp1ranha]

lol, Cloud trying to act necro...y.

[xENiGMA14x]

CLOUD PART = ROTLMAOLOL!!! HAHA! Cloud got Pwned by Zack's Ghost! And the rufus part and vinnie was hilarious too! haha

[stonforcebassbohab]

oi cid back off, vincents mine bitch!!!!!

[OorusevenFiibaa7777]

Rufus part-----> literal ROFL

[SweetestSpiceBaby]

OH MAN! Rufus' part was HILARIOUS!!! (And the one with Cloud.)

[yeahadoomhouse]

These videos are hilarious.

[Lammy4ever7]

No wonder Hojo scored with Lucrecia. He knew how to talk to her. LOL!!!

[akiibaby]

Reno: So lets skip straight to the sex!

Damn, Reno is a BAMF 8D

[gregorsamsa123wfr43r]

always knew cloud was a necro

[ABNORMAL2110]

Wait.

I've just realised something....

Was C-cid hitting on V-vincent on th-that last part?!

[Scorpicus]

Hell yes.

[ABNORMAL2110]

I guess you can consider Vincent as a hot babe... XD

[iloveVincentV]

@Scorpicus ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[ValentineVanDrarcla]

@ABNORMAL2110 yes

[pikadon92]

@ABNORMAL2110 Took me 2 years to realize that too, along with those stuff Vincent said to Lucrecia.

[Modishkitty]

Vincent's bit was ULTIMATE WIN.

:DDDD

[NightOffspring]

Tifa:"I'd rather shag a porcupine."

Rufus:"...So that's what she sees in Strife..."

[blckprljin]

lol... we all know the entire thing's a joke anyways... why the need to verify it?

[leonpal14]

idk it just makes me mad when ppl say that

[blckprljin]

lol... i c...

[PriscyIchigo]

OMG, poor Vince XDDDDDDD

[Lightningdude]

really funny stuff ahaha

[wulord305]

l0l @ vincent lol hilarious

[yoitsdomka]

'Test tube, syringe, microscope?' 'Yes, yes, yes!' - ROFLCOPTER XD

[blckprljin]

"you have beautiful eyes, Lucrecia."

".... you blew it."

lol!!!!

[Seaturtle1015]

Damn Toast... -_-

lol

[JaidenUchiha]

I was loling and WTFing at the lucrecia and Vincent scene xD

[FinalFantasyAerith]

bunsen burner!

vincent you bad boy

[ABNORMAL2110]

Ah, Vincent...

You should've listened to Hojo...

[shinlilong]

Vincent! why?! u almost had her!!!

[DamuEmran]

damn it so close for Vincent

lol at Rurfus dissing cloud. Reno and elean would made a great couple.

[FFQueen92]

ROFL

If Lucrecia doesn't want Vincent I'll have him!

And I'm a dorky 16 year old fangirl :P so I can have him

[FinalFantasyAerith]

youll have to fight me lol :P

[cleon24769]

screw both of you! i'm a 19 straight man so vincent is MINE!

[FinalFantasyAerith]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooo

*gives up*

fine then im storming off to watch another vid then...

lol XD

[HighVoltageRocker]

'id rather shag a porcupine' 'so thats what she sees in strife' lmao classic :')

[FinalFantasyGrl4Eva]

LOL mental bitch slap.. i wish i could do that LMAO

[icbarefoot]

is this from the game or did you make it?

[Bowser6756]

he made it

[Buitronthecrazy]

"she" make it, LOL

[NakajimaChivis4]

jajajaja, pobres, pobre Vincent, vaya, no sabia que asi era Lucrecia, tambien Cloud el pobre no sabia ni como hacerlo, jajaja, he visto que este final fantasy tiene mas ese tipo de humor que otros, me choco al principio, pero ahora que lo veo mejor, es entretenido. Buen video

[shadow47468]

lolololololoololol!

luved it!

[DarQuePhoeniX25]

poor vincent, gets the shaft every time.

[Wisher182]

I <3'd when Vincent flirts with Lucrecia on Science Experiments. Is that rlly from the game?

[Bowser6756]

no of course not...

[cheeseybananas]

...

[Astrenar]

lol poor vincent he was so close

[Calumonme]

aww,poor vincent.I really thought vincent would make it,lol

[xbasicsweetgrlx]

ew no!

cloud and tifa should have been together!

hahaha but the haircut thing was funny

[Vibrenium]

Good ol Cid to the rescue, poor Vincent. Lol funny video

[huwdus]

Vincent has officially been pwnt.

[noobyass123]

lol vincent part was the funniest XD

[phralina]

I love Vincent part HAHAHAHHAHAH

[manamongretards]

Vincent was so close. I knew he would blow it.

[MazeyPodgeRox]

LMFAO, Vincent, XD

[brawlfan77]

I'm the richest man on the planet. Wanna f***? I'd rather shag a porcupine. So that's what she sees in Strife.

[coolanimegirls]

Aw,poor vincent =(.

Lol omg cloud calling tifa to save him XD,wow zack,wow,you must really scare cloud XD

[PrinceLionheart]

Oh Vincent, so close..

[sephyfan]

Poor Vincent... He was one line away from getting laid. xD

my other funny part was

Zack:"the bitch is going down!"

cloud:"tifa save me"

HAHAHAHA ROTFLMAO XD!

[monkeyprinceboy11]

Humans....

[elevatormurderer]

OMG VINCENT = BEST PART

[TenaeMarui]

I totally second that.

[xXSweetxNightmareXx]

XD XD XD XD

"Test tube, syringe, microscope?" Hillarious! XD XD XD Bunsen Burner!

[ShadowDwellerXXX]

lol poor vincent just wants some love XD

[deathtosomething]

Zack:"the bitch is going down"

cloud:"tifa save me"

omfg lol

[FRANCHlZZE]

Vincent : "Luceria You have the most beautiful eyes"

Luceria : "..... You Blew it "

LOOL

[XatxiFly]

Bunsen burner! Bunsen burner!!

[ofnir123]

"fuck off!"

"only if you join in too!"

THIS is how you recognise good humor!

[Onewingedangel74]

Hahaha. Hilarious! I feel so bad for Vincent! D:

I love your work. <3

[Koudelkaeris]

Once again, Ms Scorp, you blow us all away with your brilliant and unique videos! Plus... you included my beloved Vagina-Experiment line from the last dating guide! If anyone ever said that line to me, I would sleep with them on the spot.

[ShadowDwellerXXX]

in that case..."..im doing an experiment, wanna join?" XD jk

[superpenguin228]

"The atomic structure of magnesium!" "You naughty boy, go straight to my room!"

[ravenwolf]

XD

I think it would have been better if Cloud just didn't get an answer, though.

"...

...

Aerith?"

[horsegon1]

lol at vincent!

[latinrockfusionfreak]

that's what happens! lol

[CrxyLinda]

OMG...love lucrecia's scene LOL

[KermitW00T]

Reno rules, yo!

And - poor Vince! T.T

[Lukar82394]

Poor Vincent... He was one line away from getting laid. xD

[HymnofValefor]

wow

[RuinofDarkness]

Right on , Sista XD

[Cossette747]

Vincent almost had her

[mafrek]

what is wrong with elena? i wouldve jumped on reno right there and then.

[Motoshiwa]

oH MAN vINCENT ALMOST HAD HER, oh well screw her. The last line probablly would have taken me or maybe it would be just him. He could be mine anytime. cause Vincent's already a bad boy, a bad sexy boy.

<3 WE STILL LOVE YOU VINCENT!!

[gamefaqsroxlikeomg]

Vincent ALMOST succeeded.......that asshole...

jk, I like Vince, he's cool

[TheFuckinTowers]

SULPHERIC ACID!

haha i love that bit :D

[Koholint]

:D Hilarious and brilliant.

Although you should have made Vincent say something about quantum numbers. Because, according to my chemistry teacher, 'chicks dig quantum numbers'. XDDD

[stevinowine]

wow, they all fail, never knew that comment on female genitals actually worked... on Lucrecia? -*shivers*-

[Sarasuu]

Love Vincent trying to think of scientific words. xD

[database113]

RedXIII: Humans

Perfect!

[butterflybookmark]

I'd rather shag a porcupine.

--So that's what she sees in Strife...

LOL!

[Anime4All123]

hey, whats the funky music playing during reno and elenas scene? nice vid btw

veeery funny :D

[HeatherZMOE]

The Turks' Theme :)

[wolfofdarkness371]

ahahahahaha "....humans..." *snort* hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

[cahr46]

...humans...

LOL

[NuwandaSnicket]

OMG poor poor Vincent. That nearly killed me. ".....suphuric acid....?"

[nickgspartan]

theres no red xll =( hes my favorite charecter along with yuffie and vince

[AsukaKanzaki]

"I'm Cloud, an Ex-Soldier and necrophiliac from Nibelheim!"

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!! XD

[rhydon123456789]

bunsen burner

[belias360]

OMG Cid wants to screw Vincent lol

[jimwormmaster]

Genius. Just plain genius. Now if only there really *was* a woman turned on by geekiness like that...

[SangosEvilTwin]

. . . . ~slides off with a test tube and an erlenmeyer flask behind her back~

[LovelyMyko]

Omg... xDD Cid would totally say something so inconsiderate like that to Vincent!

[blackenigma94]

LOOOL!

yup!

[Strife50]

"Oh Lucrecia, you have the most beautiful eyes!"

....... "you blew it."

[Floop695]

That there's win in epic proportions!

[TheMan4462]

clouds a necrofilliac lol!!

[Natsumi1122]

Vincent part is so funny! xDDDDD

[GasSnake2003]

rotfl, lmfao.

Elena: I mean this in the politest way, Reno. Fuck off!

[SaintIan267]

the atomic structure of magnesium.

so nuaghty..go straight to my room!

oh lucrecia, you have the most beautiful eyes!

.......you blew it.

rofl

ah well......Fancy a #@#@ rofl

sugoi....great great

[FinalFantasyAerith]

hahahahahahahahahaha

Tifa :"I'd rather shag a porcupine" Rufus: "so thats what she see's in cloud

hahahahahahahahahaha

[sallyprue]

poor vinnie :(

rufus: "so that's what she sees in Strife.." LOL nice

[IamAngelChloe]

Cool lines for Vincent! XD lol

Awesome! Very funny productions.

[DaemonZanza]

Yo, the Lucrecia part had me rolling!

That was fucked up! Lol

[Celiapoo]

Bunsen Burners.

Fuck.

Yes.

[retrogamer2007452]

your my hero sporicus for making these halirous vids

[battletoads22]

These are really good!

[CelestrinPsyon]

the vincent lucricia thing actualy made me cry laughing.

[danh729]

XD "I'd rather shag a porcupine"

[siberian192]

lolorzXD

[Shikyou]

I liked rufus/tifa "id rather shag a porcupine" Rufus: "so thats what she see's in cloud" LOL

[luveprincesora]

They have failed...but Reno's part and Vincent's are really funny!

[Quistislicious]

lmfao that was the funniest thing i had ever seen...the lucrecia and vincent part was hilarious!!!

[lob31]

i like the vincent and the cloud part

[ShadowDinosaur]

LOL! they all failed! XD lmao!

[magickeyblademaster]

Tifa save me! -Great

[sektumsempra]

So that's what she sees in Strife xD

[NinjarAikou]

LMAO

[scattersakurablossom]

Conveneiently Invisible Ghost of Aeris:Ew.Zack,mental bitch slap him!

Conveneiently Invisible Ghost of Zack:Why? cos he failed to score with my girlfriend?

Aeris:Well,he also stole your sword.

OH god!!! That was sooo funny.

"Experiments? Science? OH YEAH BABY YEAH!!!"