Dirty Potter 3 and the Fabulous Gay Farty Pee and Poo Party - Part 1

[Josue31627]

SPERMS?!

[DatWittyName]

"Pee in your face, Harry potter?"

[jarpasmannen]

"Hagrid I'll fuck anything if it stands still long enough, eh?" said Ron.

"thats what your little sister said!" said Hagrid.

[SHUUNNNNN]

Fabulous sea of penis custard.

[MrWhirt]

@SHUUNNNNN Pe-nus custard.

[l34512]

I found this highly erotic

[GlengarryGlennBeck]

"it tasted like.....DEAD FLIES AND BITS OF FLUFF!"

best. anything. ever.

[ijustreview]

Enjoy your fucking holidays, you enormous faggoty faggots! *Evil laugh*

[ijustreview]

Enjoy your fucking holdays, you enormous faggoty faggots!

[FagartPissespants]

EUPHORIA

[TheRunnerBoy0]

enormous chocolate shits of fury

[cheese0muncher]

"Dick in the butt PLEEEEEEEEEEASE!" xD

[RedDaVincy]

Sperms?

EUPHORIA! 

[MaxInterjects]

Cabbage smelling cabbage with the delicious smell of fucking farty old cabbage

[mendocinohomeland]

10:07 for end of the video.

[LineDancer97]

8:45 For Ludacris.

[vash47]

"There was a large amount of cum in her clothes. Even for a wizard..."

[heefy200]

get in dere ronald

[Xzina92x]

I annoyed everyone with the nigger rap today loool

[SixJigglyMoobs]

video now plz

[TheCheshireLion]

The rap...my god the rapping.

[YOUJIZZFACE]

pahahahahahaha do more!

[VZ7inHD]

lol I heard this in TF2 today as well.

[Sanderii]

"Harry grabbed him and began rubbing the end of his junk, it looked like hard work" :D

[Resimaster]

"A masterpiece of a poo splattered the windows and walls. Harry spent ten whole minutes trying to squash a particularly fat one into Haggrids mouth."

[Fro0gleb0od]

i have the weirdest boner right now.

[thehonorablereese]

"'Turn around and face my like a man, why don't you?' said Hagrid, jerking his big D on Harry's face."

[enlowmation]

1:07

[stfwho]

dick in the BUTT, PLEEEEEEASE!!!

[SuicidelRetard]

this is lulzy as fuck

[monketron]

YEAH, NIGGAH, YEAH YEAH!!

[elheadkickio]

faggoty haggis. There are so many amazing, quotable phrases here it boggles the mind.

[BWS777unlucky]

I want the poik mp3 version,good for medigun sound mod in tf

[Ebrainiac1]

Have a sausage, boy!

[TheRealPrancer]

TOUCHDOWN!

[austinmaverick]

dick in the butt pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease

[drewcox010101]

they should make the ebook of this

[TheWarbirdPhoenix]

Golden. Golden. Golden. Golden. Golden.  Golden shower!

[MxcKeown1]

dick in the butt please!!!

[7d24h]

whoooooooo can tell me why there is a large supply of pot here?

Best ever. XD

[ihavenonameandnoface]

The music in the background makes this whole thing perfect.

[SimonAllanSAS]

The fact that Jim Dale is reading out the audio-files makes it somehow all the more hilarious.....

[DragonRana06]

damn it, i'm seriously dying of laughter here. damn hilarious.

[shinyrobotblues]

Where has this been all my life?

[schmagum]

I was thinking what an enormous faggoty faggot would look like, so I checked on Wikipedia and it says that a faggot is:

1 - A type of meatball commonly made of pork offal

2 - A branch or twig, or bundle of these

Therefore, if you gathered a large amount of sticks and covered them in meatballs, you would indeed have an enormous faggoty faggot.

[luketerrance]

It was if harry had been plunged into a sea of p**** Custard

[jamauln1]

"Penis custard"

Good lord... xD

[Mugenloo]

hahahahahhahahahhahaahh

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha­hahahahahahahahahahaha

ahahaha

aha

ahahahahhahhahahahahahahhaa

[Ch33zx]

Malfoy sucked him hard under the table.

[junkmode]

hahaha this is the hardest iv laughed at somthing not in real life ever dude

[monketron]

SPURT SPURT SPURT!

[AnarchyEngineer]

It's as if Insector and Cassetteboy had a child.

[flyworld3]

Dick in the butt please!

[Oliver3168Large]

@flyworld3 o hi ron

[monserrat412]

wow is this is suppose to be funny?

[SuperMortimer]

@monserrat412 only if you have a sense of humor

[guitarguy42394]

@monserrat412 providing you are not either a nun or a robot.

[mrpaddyreynolds1]

now listen, its just a hunch, but i think this may be altered in some way.

[picklesandgravy1]

@mrpaddyreynolds1 Bullshit you fucking faggots said Snape :D

[FagartPissespants]

@mrpaddyreynolds1 what makes you say that :D

[alexa500]

"Suddenly his buttcrack exploded, showering the whole class in poop with their mouths open." lmfao 4:34

[ThorFan4Life]

Ludacris lmao

[pageygeeza]

Fuck! My jaw hurts from laughing!

[enlowmation]

1:08

[85mmshell]

Nigger.



[Jacob88300]

No real words to describe this video....but LMFAO



[theeggman85]

This is SO funny, jesus!

[Highxore]

dick in the BUTT PLEEEEAAASE

[kiril946]

XDDDDDDDDD

[GwasBro]

rofl!

[PSTroopers]

This is the funniest shit I've ever heard in my entire life!

[Bloggable]

I'm scared.

[pivotsreborn]

I feel violated in the ears -_-

[KenFan4life]

"DICK IN DA' BUTT PLEASEEEEEEE!!!" lmao....

that wasn't even the worst of it...

[itsalliebench]

SPERMS???

[DrCaffeine5000]

this was micspammed in tf2

[x7Chaos]

@DrCaffeine5000 Thats where I heard it too.

[TastyNachoz]

@DrCaffeine5000 was it in a surf server?

[DrCaffeine5000]

@TastyNachoz Alpha Omega Surf Server

[TastyNachoz]

@DrCaffeine5000 Yep I was there

[Credinjuries]

@DrCaffeine5000 That was probably me, under the name "Sun Ra" xD

[Mrfunnydead]

@Credinjuries Thats not, sure there is thousands who spam it. Even i do.

[TheRandomArabianGoat]

@DrCaffeine5000 IT WS JUST SPAMMED IN TF2!!



[tommygunizzle]

@DrCaffeine5000 lol that was probably me.

[RedDaVincy]

@DrCaffeine5000 There is no audio book in existence, or sound for that matter, that has not been spammed in TF2 at some point. Damn trolls.

[PlayLacks21]

this is the greatest thing ever

[f22ace248]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA



[brazilianEYEreportU]

that rap at the end was ballin' as shit

[BubbleBobble1996]

Enormously big faggoty faggots! XD That made me laugh so much

[blackprincess82]

Haha.This is TOO funny.

[sackbreath360]

8:51 "Fuck!" Sooo funny!

[shalpp]

jerking his big d onto harry's face

[DictatoroftheCake]

"He's cumming now, pee on it."

What..In..God's..Name..is THIS ?

[dfgremnants]

I lol'ed and then shat myself!

[iparty999]

i laughed until i cried twice

[doshea808]

I laughed and cried!!!! awesome!!!!!!!!

[TheLeprechuan]

Dick in the butt please!!!!! :D

[Kingdeather]

xD epicly funny

[Resimaster]

Harry Potter is for children. Dirty Potter is for adults!

[clark1140]

wow this is hot STUFF!!!!!!

[Alpinex105]

They copied this from Howard Stern. Please give him credit.

[dirtypottertube]

@Alpinex105 aahahahahahahahahaha.

no.

Howard Stern did this after hearing Opie and Anthony play Dirty Potter on their show.

Fail.

[dirtypottertube]

@Alpinex105 oh also, hoo hoo.

[Alpinex105]

@dirtypottertube ?

[SupaDernie]

what did i just listen to...what the hell

[Freightercharlotte]

@HJRantala

I'm sorry if I offended anyone by stating my opinion. I was angry at the time and I may have gone a little overboard. I'm just a really big fan of the book series, and in my opinion this videois offensive to JKRowling, and especially offensive to Jim Dale. Nobody would like to have their words twisted around like that, and he seems like a perfectly nice british gentlemen. So I'm sorry if I offended you, and in the future I will simply refrain from commenting on a video while i'm mad.

[alexmrrm]

@Freightercharlotte lighten up

[beese123]

i'm sad now because ive listened to this so many times i dont laugh as much :'(

[Freightercharlotte]

@RectalRapist Any fan of the books would be.

[HJRantala]

@Freightercharlotte

What I find particularily offending, is you acting as a representative of others. "Hey people who find this funny. You're wrong." and "Any fan of the books would be." It is clear that you can't handle it so suck it up and move on.

For me, it's a parody worthy of a Nobel literature prize: An imaginative study of a world ruled by carnal desires, not limited by inhibitions, social norms or the laws of physics.

This coming from a huge fan of both HP franchise and Jim Dale.

[bitbloop]

I think im going to die

[hipufiamiumi]

FAKE AND GAY

[dirtypottertube]

@hipufiamiumi derp

[TheImaCowMoo]

amazing XD

[Freightercharlotte]

Hey people who find this funny.

You're wrong.

Though if you enjoy hearing about Harry Potter characters having sex, I direct you to M rated section of your local fanfiction site.

[NutNapalm]

@Freightercharlotte Those are written by morbidly obese unfunny sixteen year old girls, like all fanfiction.

[dirtypottertube]

@Freightercharlotte Hey people who don't find this funny.

Where's your huge fanbase of followers?

Oh, wait.

Hm.

[RectalRapist]

@Freightercharlotte offended

[JEchs44]

Enjoy your fucking holidays you enormous faggity faggits

[pigsareit]

There was a large amount of CUM.

[AnalRetard]

Can I like ya dick please Potter????

[Vampwatch1462]

Holy shit! This is funny as hell!!!

[IwantLunch100]

focking hilarious!

[moxiebacardi]

Dead flies and bits of fluff!

[WalkableInk]

fap fap fap lol

[sackbreath360]

his large [hairlessss] cock was stiff as a board. dick in the butt please!!

[androx17]

Somebody needs to animate this. Yes. Yes, I think they do...

[Laxon35]

CCCCUMBLEDOOR

[LEDanimator]

Why...did I decide to listen until the end .____.

Although I'm sorry but the rapping at the end nearly killed me LOL

[dirtypottertube]

penis

[TheOnlyCattermole]

i think you may want to sort your life out

[Mosley2]

3:33 :-)

[snorkamaiden]

oh my god, i can't tell if this is real or not.

[MyCrownOfWorms]

@snorkamaiden it's obviously real

[Alex2k793]

"Thats what your little sister said"

said hagrid LMAO

[Mortskcab]

Imagine if Jim Dale read this to a room full of children......... XD

[Bulacanos]

@Mortskcab slurpslurpslrup

[TheBigMclargehuge]

@Mortskcab He just did.



[Ryuhza]

Ron's "Uh-oh" gets me every single time.

[acecombatfan438]

love it, but dirty the pooh is alot better :)

[PikolUploader]

nigga fuckin jeew ! Damn mcgonnagal, you scary!

[schmagum]

I think I just broke my funny bone - several times. Very funny, you extremely faggoty haggis.

[acecombatfan438]

@schmagum LOL

[thecoolvidproject]

LOL

[roosterflu77]

Dear god. XD

[blazejames47]

there's nothing like hamburger restaraunts lol

[layzergun]

Yeah nigga yeah yeah

[schjothii]

Enjoy your fucking holidays, you enormious fagoty fagots

[punkrockcop]

This is the best thing I've heard in a good long while

[texasallstar6969]

hey here are 10 blunts .....thank u potter 10 points

[TWildyM]

Lmao, this is so wrong, the sound effects are just so stupid it makes it even more hilarious.

[bze1994]

it hurts to breath!

[MiloTheCatsStudio]

Someone played this at my camp and got in a lot of trouble!

[ninjakajun]

ROFL ROFL ROFL

[Alex2k793]

I have never laughed as much in my life

[DantendoDS]

Harry potter orgy!

[DangerCampbell]

EUPHORIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[drigonizer]

FUCK DAMN YOU TASTU, CORN, DOC AND TLARN WHY DID YOU EVER TALK ABOUT THIS

[Gamepwner1234]

@drigonizer the only reason i watched this is because they talked about this



[kurale10]

You enormous faggoty faggots

[JakeSpringhorn]

The music makes this all the more hysterical.

[UntitledHome]

Cabbage smelling cabbage.

[Mdude667]

And one man ended up in the hospital.

[TheDrunkenApplesauce]

His buttCRACK XD

[accentman917]

She held up her PUS-SY!

[Ryuhza]

Noooo-! I'll cum-! It's MAGIC-!

[DYOLFMOT]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[sincityfire]

OMG...

[CrackaStoleMyBoat]

the music makes this even more hilarious. like some kind of fucked up radio drama

[MIK3Y117]

THIS IS THE FUNIEST SHIT EVER

[TheGovernment101]

Sweet fucking Jesus what is this?!

Awesome, tis what it is...

and wrong...OH SO WRONG!

[TheAshkenaziWrestler]

It's amusing that the whole "yeah nigga yeah nigga jew fuck" is pretty much an accurate depiction of Rap Music.

I used to like it, but now I hate it so violently it made me gay.