chat up lines..

[BigEyedBeautyT]

CHECK OUT MINE! JUST UPLOADED! CHAT UP LINE I GOT TODAY ABOUT PERIODS ^_-

[marcluc1988]

You say you find it unsexy too put another animal's body in your mouth. What about putting a baby's milk in your mouth? That's what you do when you drink cows' milk.

[datifocmah]

watching paint dry is more fun than watching you

[marcluc1988]

@datifocmah It's definitely more fun that reading your comments.

[mpelosgr]

God.. O.O the video just ended..and i was like.. :S ALREADY?? damn :P i was sooo focused on his face,his eyes,his lips..that i didn't hear a thing xD awww...how pathetic :'$

[claudslindsay]

he's a hotttty ;D <3

[mackzekerule]

I love how he's awkward about the sexual ones. Very nerd-esque =]

[fatzdepenguin]

ask them out for texting and scones xD

[LauraVelasquez18]

yesi want the australian kiss.... hahah ok no!

[homiej1011]

perv!

[RIBRBI]

THIS GUY IS JUST TOO HILARIOUS AND CHARMING. HE SHOULD HAVE A ONE MAN SHOW.

[purplenessification]

i so agree..... he is hot....

[15JordanHennen]

his accent is so cute lol :) and his is pretty hot to lol :) i like the teddy bear one lol

[kellsietrickle1]

I love your accent. It makes me happy :)

[konvict63]

jonny your a cunt an English cunt

[bertness123]

i love the glimpse one

[funnygirl2594]

lets face it this kid is HOT! i love his accent!

[david123123ish]

Lol, Subway/Footlong Haha =D

[Tommeezoom1998]

Oii m8 av u got a dick in your neck or sumting?? Lol :)

[v00d00Lady]

Nice shoes... wanna bang?

[v00d00Lady]

All of those lines would work with your eyes and accent, love ; ]

[adlufc1141]

roses are, red violets are blue, i like chicken, lets go fuck

[Bryanamontana]

HAHAHA omfg i loooove the last one!!! xDDDD hahahahaha

[jtking2504]

What's that smell? You must be the shit.

[xXCorgiLoveXx]

"You must work at Subway... 'Cause you just gave me a foot long, Baby."

LMFAO!!! && I thought I had heard it all... xD

[skittts18]

i have had half of those pick up lines used on me. . . . im going to blame you for it tho hahaha :) thank you so much for putting those in ppl heads haha

they made me lough at the time and even now so i guess i dont blame you overly much :D

[Collegekit]

still love em

[phishing4cheese]

hi i'm steve, but you can call me tonight.

[K3nnyone]

i love you <3 (im gay,,,) =)

[DNAcinemas]

Lets go behind that rock and get a little boulder ;)

[chelse799]

I LOST MY TEDDY BEAR.

WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH ME TONIGTH?? :(

[brownieee333]

hahah your so cute lol

[SuperTruth77]

I always start conversations with girls by talking about my past as an Adult movie actor- that gets them fascinated straight off the bat.

Trouble is, the whole ‘Gay for Pay’ issue does keep cropping up. One time I frankly admitted it, thinking she would be into my open free spirit, but she immediately called her mates over with ‘comedy’ strap-on dildos, then filmed me bending over & being ‘pleasured’ by all of them.

To add to my utter humiliation, the footage was posted online…

[TASTYBeLOW]

One wordsmiths hilarious video

[Tricksncrafts]

(boy)wow you look look like you fell from heaven

(Girl)shame i cant say the same about you

(boy) n btw it looks like you landed on your face

[snailbacon]

I don't get the milk one..............

[mrtariq13]

(boy says) if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put u and i together

(girl says) if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put f and u together

lolz

[TheMamapapa]

i lost my phone number, can i borrow yours?

[jimtheadoremorrison]

@TheMamapapa weak......lame

[Cookie17656]

ive heard all of these before

[sorikuluv]

XDDDDDDDD " i lost my teddy bear ...... will u sleep with me" that's adorable if my dude friends send that to me it would make choosing over them harder

[bubblewrap53]

fuck i love your accent

[invisibleman1000]

Ha, i actually do work at Subway, yay. 

[futurestar94britfan]

"i lost my teddybear... will u sleep with me?" haha that one is so adorable! :3

or maybe its just cute when u say it lolz

[leemagre19]

so do u belive in love at first sight or shell i walk past u again :D im defo using that thx m8

[lolaplode]

Did you fall from heaven? cos it looks like you landed on your face.

[mofunzone10198]

Have Yuu Been Too Thee Moon (She Says) No ( You Say) Jump On Myy Rocket And i Will Take You There ! Hahahahahahhahaha XDXDXD

[channyandseddiefan]

I'll be your teddy bear. ^_^

[Gibbse30]

Another good 1 is "fuck my tight little pussy real hard"!!

[brownieavfc]

ur one ugly cunt mate, look like uve been hit with a shovel

[LOiwishiwashereVE]

aww I wouldve fell for the teddy bear one your face was cute haha.

[katosteen]

if you'd see me, you'd want me, i'd tie your little ass up and do all kinds stuff, like ramming a fucking pork chop up your ass. really go away...........

[oliviaaemily]

@pornodude118 hes not gay...

[TheLittleKristy]

You're seriously soooo cute. I totally want one of you. :)

[MrHyperx123]

was ur dad a cement mixer? cuz u got me rock hard!

[evolvingboard]

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

i want to see if that shows up ^ because for some reason sometimes it does not

:D

[Blashada]

Do you have any chinese in you ? if you don't do ya want some in ya

[JustABitDitsy]

Your really yummy btw.

[zZCa5hM0ReZz]

Is your name google??? Cause you have got everything im searching for. LOL xxx

[Deanybob101]

Are you wearing space pants? 'cause your ass is out of this world!

*snort*

[sgntelias]

the one i always use is..."does this rag smell of chloroform"

[princessgreen97]

I have actually had some of those chat up lines so yer they dont work !

[katie0kates]

oh my gosh, "Damn girl" sounds sooo, i dont know, weird. :)

[hulahoop87]

This guy walked up to me and said "hi my name is Tony. You know Tony read backwards is Ynot, so Y not give me your number"

Horrible, and Im not even sure his name was Tony

[CherryValincourt25]

I have to admit that I liked the 'love at first sight' one.

[CherryValincourt25]

1. Best response to a pick up line: Is your name Makolly Culcan because you're going home alone tonight.

2. The only way that pick up lines would be vaguely acceptable is if it's a quote from shakespeare.

[Fl4dd3rm0uz]

@CherryValincourt25 sth like... : double double toil and trouble fire burn and cauldron bubble?

MOST obvious chat up line by shakespeare :D

[enderwigginfan]

@CherryValincourt25 his name is spelled Mackaulay Caulkin. try researching the names you drop next time, before acting all cultured and bringing up shakespeare...

[amandakeating1989]

love ur accent and yum ;)

[asabiia]

whats the one @ 0:32? :S

[xoxoemmify]

In america we call these pick up lines.

btw I dont think you would need any... ;)

[RICKD790]

I tried "My name is Dick, do you like it ?" a few times but got tired of being slapped.

[MegaNerdification]

Haahahahahaahahaa. The cringier the better

[vickimorgan1]

haha cheesey worst one i ever got was can i borrow your lipgloss and i gave the guy my lipgloss turned out wasnt what he wanted :O :L lol chat up lines dont work on me

[asabiia]

@vickimorgan1 what did he want then?

[dragongirl1408]

those were so cute

[featherfast1]

You have a really sexy laugh

[featherfast1]

Bahahahahahaha "Would you like an Austrailian kiss???" Oh god your so hillarious!

[RAR6063]

ur cute, like the smile, dnt like the lines!!

[kimberlyreneelove]

Hahaha love it. Even though it's corny I wouldn't mind if someone similar to you but a bit younger said them to me :P

[frazerissocoollike]

Nawww cute.

[ELLIEndLOZ]

ha ha ur so cool i have watched this about 17 times lol

loz

[ChampagneSupernova93]

Get a girl to touch your top, then say now thats boyfriend material ;)

[ChampagneSupernova93]

Are you from outer space ??, Because your looks are out of this world XD

[72ve17]

he talks so fast

[loganluver96]

hey i love his accent!!!!!so hawt

[henerzc]

''do you like Thomas the Tank Engine?''

''No? maybe when i was like 4 years old''

''Oh ok, Well i better take the picture I have of him stuck on my pin board then''

[Kaylaosity]

mmm you are quite the fitty arent you! lol very cute(:

[switchbladeattitude]

I absoloutely love his pouty face...

[andreaa369]

LMAAOOO, love it (:

[xxxRAISORxxx]

lol oh wow dude lol XD im so saying those to my b/f...lol

[ObeyLiam]

prick!

[BehindTheHarleyShop]

Although they were pretty lame "lines" if someone had said something like that to me I would have laughed and therefore started a conversation . . . so there you go. . .

[Portal624]

I have an urge to hear you say "I've got blisters on me fingers"

[PriyankaElf]

Hah, wicked!

[conoreskra13]

take that fuckin hat off u spa!!!

[mattybo512]

spa?

[LivAgeXO]

here are some lines

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. or You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me. or im like a rubix cube the more you play with me the harder i get or If you were a tear dro, I would never cry for the fear of losing you. or Its a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out or if i could rearange the alphabet i would put u and i together.

[Roaaaarable]

Catch a goat, you've pulled :3

[Pixiesoapbox]

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Cos it looks like you landed on your face...

[Poollz]

i love the way you talk <3

[josjaah84]

Pfff, outdated

[pcgamerguy1234]

lol

[thtdudewiththehair]

Do you live on a chicken farm or something? cos you're pretty good at raising cocks =)

Or

So how do ya like your eggs in the morning?

Boiled? Scrambled?... Fertilised?

Or

Roses are red but i dont care, as long as i can put my thang down there

Or

You're like a boiled egg, youre lookin pretty hot so i think its almost time to take your top off =)

Wow i just realised theyre mainly to do with chickens or eggs =/

[TheFeJaPiDi]

haha

[LilBluePeep]

Lmao I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me? Cute :)

[TheFeJaPiDi]

Indeed, he looked so cute during that sentence XD!

[mexykexy]

ive been a victom too most of those lines

[lAuthenticl]

lmao last 1 made me cringe. haha

[perfect12320]

Johnny! Will you ever bring back the "Hi there good day how are you? I hope you are doing well I like giraffes" or the "Hello there random person reading my t-shirt Smile at me/ Oh and have a nice day!" tshirts? Because I want them REALLY bad!!!!!!!

Can anybody tell me if there's another way I can get them?

[Lizard7555]

love it!!

[WillowCreekPictures]

oh dear lol, I'm not a big fan of valentines, I guess that's because I'm useless with girls lol. Funny video.

[trueglowstickfashion]

There are 206 bones in the human body. Fancy one more? ;)

Or...

That dress looks good on you, but I think it would look better on my bedroom floor xD

[GingerTheNinger]

lol

[iiReecee]

hahahahaha lol

[shweps5]

Those were bloody funny, especially the aussie kiss one!

:D

[justlikeally]

corny pick up lines are my favorite!

that outfit is very becoming on you...if i were on you, i'd be coming too.

:D

[manbone16]

hahaha.. australian kiss

[hugeknockers100]

Chat up line?

Or

Should I just show up naked?

[ I've used this one ]

-Chelcie Jean

[random123cow]

Hey you wearing knickers?

yes...

Oh my watch is 10 minutes fast

LOL

[highfivethetod]

Ahhh haaa Subway :P

Do you have 20p I could borrow? I told my mum I would ring her when I fell in love

[paigepaige975]

Hahahahah that was soo cute. Your pretty cute yourself take a look at my videos. Comments.(:

[greywolfdog1]

was your dad a chicken farmer? cause you know how to raise a cock!!!!

[CJGRRRRendayRocks]

Those chat up lines would have worked on me...its so funny!!!!!!!

[swifty311]

do you want to come over and sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up :)

[SuperFFN]

funny shit maan. xD

[DeathByCupcakesOo]

LOL! this is all too funny.

[jsdgsa]

ur so cute

[livingherlife94]

just a heads up...

if you ever come to canada dont repeat anything you just said :)

all you have to do is talk to a girl and they will fall in love with your accent... so do not use those lines. <3

[shelleyroseo]

haha the subway 1 and the australian kiss! cringe! lmao. i love cheesey chat up lines XD 'You must have a parking ticket, cos you have FINE written all OVER you.' haha eheh ? =p

[janitorbud]

I love stupid pick-up lines! If a guy used a really good/stupid one on me, I'd totally talk to him =)

[Eokam]

butterfly=(ed)an apple tree

[hstarre]

lols

how heavy is a polar bear?

- enough to break the ice ;)

orr ORRR

R you Jamaican?

'Cause Jamaican me crazy .. lololol

haha so laime .. nice vid

[eddi919]

your eyes are like spanners

they make my nuts tighten

:D

[Pachidan17]

i think that was cute XD

[cshawn1979]

LOL!  Subway! :)

[swatsch]

I work at Subway ;)

[ForevaNewsh]

Ahah. Not badd<3

I think he used Babylon's Mike for the strange voice at the end. xD.

[eddie15993]

subway ? Foot Long ?! :O!

[emma2121212121]

grab a goat, you've pulled.

[EmmaLeeHD]

FAVVVVVVVVorite pick-up line ever:

"You dropped something?"

"What?"

"My jaw."

Okay so maybe it's not that great, but it actually happened to me, so so so so so so so so funny.

[strawmelon7]

Oh oh i know one ! i lost my number.. can i have yours ? ahahaha cheessssyyyy !

[willandrewliam]

are you from tennnessee because your the only 10-i-see.

[willandrewliam]

if i could rearange the alphabet i would put U and i together

[katiekiyoshikaudse]

hahahahaha down unda. that was amazingg, ive never heard that one before. mahah

<3

[CI5LATICS]

aussie kiss was a gd one, won't us it unless i want a clap in the face.lol

[SnickersInTheBarn]

You're so hot, I'd do you no matter what you said :)

[phdotsco]

do you have a bright light on your face because you want to hide your features?

[TheRealEmskiHelp]

That's what I thougt. He must be ugly if he has to do that.

[johnnieguy09]

Some science pick up lines.

~If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase. That way, I could unzip your genes! (Genetics)

~If I were a reaction, I would be SN2. That way, I could attack your backside! (O-Chem)

~Oooo baby, I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves! (Calculus)

[mitzismink]

i actually really appreciate the teddy bear one. I think I may just use that.

[maddmorgan14]

ur so cute it wouldnt matter to me what you said

[Awesomeuser1]

Lol, australian kiss.

[sashiaTSn]

Yaap i would like to have an australian kiss:P

[littleoldrandomme]

My favourites! 'You must work at subway because you just give me a foot long baby' 'I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?'

'Would you like an austrailian kiss? it's just like a french kiss but down under'

lol! they are funny but they wouldn't work on me! lol!

[LeitrimLad18]

u stupid lookin prick..wot sort of a wanker ar u?u really ar a fuckin toss pot n i reckon ur a cock lover.........................­...gimpy lookn gay mother fucker!!!!!!!!!.....any dumb fuck with 2 brain cells 2 scratch togethr cud tink off those u cock lovin fuck.......go and suck off a donkey cuz i reckn ud love it....nd also ur a virgin cunt.....lose the flaps too u dicklicker

[MeganPascal17]

its ok to be jealous of him.

[LeitrimLad18]

loook im irish nd im drunk..if he was from my area he would get such a knee capping... ..nice tune on your page..

[matprithellodave]

fuuck you

[fazel911]

the best one is "i lost my teddy bear... will you sleep with me? hahaha :p

[Pestana07]

Did it hurt when u fell from heaven? cause it looks like u landed on ur face

[auws94]

if you thougt of that well done thats some funny shit

[olliethepolly123]

somehow you can make it not funny

[yinglangstarrunner]

My friends and I have an ongoing discussion on whether or not we'd agree to go out with a guy who used those chat-up lines, among others. I say yes...only if they know just how terrible they are.

[darkangelsatoshi]

ur so cute i think i fell inlove

[Aelfarh]

Very funny... and I just love your accent!

[McFlyHelpsMe]

I just love most of these lines they're so cheesy =+) that they are cool.

[xxxAngrytoasterxxx]

thomas in the background lol

[welshboy118]

i like that one, did it hurt ,, did what hurt ,, when you fell form heaven,,, i know one,,, i lost my phone number can i have yours ^^

[leemcgavinjoey]

My friend came up to me one day and said, "Are your parents terrorists? Because ur da bomb."

[leeshyy96]

bahaha. australian.

[saveavolvo]

ducttapewannabe, i think i agree. If a guy says a cheesy chat up line with a sense of humor, laughing at it, but liking me. It could be quite gooood

[sammyboi1453]

my chat up line is: GET IN THE VAN NOW!!

or: I just shit my pants, let me into yours.

[kevanovitch]

I love the subway chat up line, though rather unfair really, u get a foot long, I got nausea from them. not fair but a hilarious vid

[TheUmbrellaBoy]

I was reading the 30 cheesiest chat up lines out loud, mocking them, and at about number 5 i realised how much I sound like you, accent-wise (duh, you're from the same region, moron)

[ambarinsultana10]

Hilarity at it's best. Australian Kiss. LMFAOOO.