Off The Shelf (Let's Play): God of War 2 [PS2] - Part 1: A Harem!

[best8376]

its ofencive

[best8376]

that is just wrong andre

[andresbryan24]

dammnnnmnnmnn big booooobbbsss nice i wanna eat them but real ones.

[austinpowersfan1999]

i dont know how i got so far when i was ten when it takes me two tries to beat the golden statue now

[TheSniperhotdog]

must watch boobs and buy game

[ProEuropeanGamer]

Love ur vids

[SuperBatmandark]

so skorch you need a psp to know the whole story of god of war games are god of war ghost of sparta and god of war chains of alempus

[roosterchikka93]

Colossus, that's it's name. For some unfathomable reason I wanted to call it Atlas, which is stupid, cause I know Atlas is the earth-holding guy...

[lolathepuppy879]

*kratos flips guy over* *soldier dies* "THE BATTLE IS OURS >:D"

[phillegs]

"you will be dying... garanteed..." lol

[TheSniperhotdog]

yay boobs

[GamerDudeXbox123]

wait are there lvls or just a full game? and im watching this for the sex parts

[dragonforks93]

what happens if you miss a button in the sex scene? do they knock heads or something?

[heavengalvez]

the graphics is stunning but the game is even more breathtaking

[nickmatienzo]

i like your video but u talk too much during the important cut scenes

sorry for being mean :( just my opinion

[nickmatienzo]

@nickmatienzo but im still gunna watch it u seem like a good lets player

[Pakulia1]

I'm a girl, 14 years old, and I like this sort of games.

How weird is this???

[Scarshadow100]

@Pakulia1 i dont think it's weird i'm only 11 and i like gore games and im a girl it's really just personal opinion

[Zaman1020]

wtf

[Zaman1020]

hi

[MastaFrost]

BEST MINI GAME EVER....AGAIN!!!!

[SuperGodmusic]

IM YEST AA KID!!!!!

[GreatSirZachary]

wait if they can just de-god someone why didn't they in god of war one

[SuperSelenio]

athena doesn't look that slim anymore in person huh?=P

[Slaya0Zombies1243]

you gatta not talk durring the cutscenes

[Super39clues]

Your GoW 1 vids are way better quality but oh well.

[skorch82]

@Super39clues these were made before HD was available on YT. Skip to part 11 or something for better quality

[Super39clues]

@skorch82 Oh no I know that it was filmed before and I think they get better after part 3. Once again nice lets play =)

[ZakX11]

God of War > Dante's Inferno

[cooperdude4427]

9:40 *in high pitched voice* titties

[angelofdeath809]

awsome playthrew

[jimmychippy]

Uh oh. Titties on youtube!

I love this game.

[weege555]

kratos is the only living being that can challenge chuck norris and survive.thumbs up if you agree.

[masterpengun]

@weege555 but it would make a TIME PARADOX becuase they both cant die

[uchihaline141]

@masterpengun that would suck if after everything he went through he dies again here is what gaia would say "damn it you were supposed to win kratos not die again!!! fuck!!! well atlas was right we couldent trust you

[fatalflaw1234]

@weege555 i remember a movie way of the dragin where chuck norris died

[weege555]

@fatalflaw1234

Because they paid him.

[MsGuinhodias]

@weege555 to bad that he wluld lose hes members...

...all the five

[1TinyTrex]

I beat hardest difficulty on god of war 1 and 2 and after I beat 2 I was so happy I ran a victory lap around my entire estate.

[thebomerful]

y couldnt athen use the same move on ares in stead of kratos

[CODExNAMExMCLOVIN]

Sote=site my b its late

[CODExNAMExMCLOVIN]

Y is it that they block out the sex mini game in GOW3 on this sote, but not this?!?!?! RIPOFF! (they r both good, but GOW3 looks bettr 8D)

[princeofevernight]

@CODExNAMExMCLOVIN Because its old and they have new stuff to worry about

[invader15084]

please can someone help me. god of war 2 has haunted me for ages, im up to the second translator which i have done but i have become stuck with the vent puzzle afterwards. i know of the tiles can be reached, the lever etc i what to to do im just struggling with the vent. i love this god of war games! please help me dudes a vid showing me how to i will be very grateful. "spartans never surrender!!" just this damn vent puzzle. no cheating or skipping please

[ryundezno]

i agree it is a good game

[RayzokReview]

Why the heck didn't Zeus shrink Ares like he did Kratos?

That "gods can't wage war on each other" is bull.

[DeadAliveGuy2]

Actually the city that you are "saving" isn't Sparta. It's actually Rhodes island

[Homestar951]

how do you film gameplay?

[RandomBlake2564]

SPARTA!!



[AlmightyCracker119]

started learning about greek mythology again in english class it's awesome when you put kratos into the stories lol

[gallogian21]

man those chicks who you do sex with them (if you do it right) they give you many red orbs :D

[bbsonjohn]

No HD? :(

[meufred]

stop talking on cutseanes

[skorch82]

@meufred talking on what?

[meufred]

@skorch82 little movies in-game cutscenes

[skorch82]

@meufred i know dummy, I was asking because you are a horrible speller.

[meufred]

@skorch82 hey im on europe ok?

[happymonkeyfish]

@skorch82 why is it called " off the shelf " ?

[MrJaso254Mike566]

i have dantes inferno just to get the trophies but it sucks and copied of one of the best game trilogy in the world

[jstephenj]

The part where Kratos smashes the building reminds me of the opening sequence in Beavis and Butt Head do America.

[MrBLADESTORM]

That sucks harddd!!!

[rokarifix]

for some reason i always feel sorry for kratos at the begining of these games

[OlyJeebus]

Dante's Inferno

God of War

RIp offs?

Who even gives a fuck. They both kick ass.

[Sodorii]

As far as I know, it all started with god of war.

Dantes Inferno and Darksiders are just there for those not accepting the powers of a PS3

I am not a fanboy, I might be wrong and I do nor care

[cyicewings]

it took me forever to beat the colossus the first time i played this cuz i couldnt figure out how. He probably killed me like 5 or 6 times. i felt retarded when i figured it out

[Zackatoh]

awsome boobs

[blackcharizard1000]

don't you get other weapons like in the first one like that big purple sword

[minhmook]

whats off the shelf mean?

[electricatom2]

damn shut up i can't hear opening

[kevinsaetern1]

hahha

funny dude

[stormshadow227]

gow is that fast pace action with puzzles DI is well just FUCK UP cuse its in hell

[MegaCakes101]

i lost the first time i played dame it

[TotalAmericanWar]

Dante's inferno and god of war are veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy similar

[JanickYoung]

No question, I recently beat Dante's Inferno, and I know refer to it as God of War: Christian Edition

[miciso666]

@JanickYoung rofl u know they asked for help right?? dantes 2 is going to be made by both teams well rumours say and i hope they do :P

[DeadeyeDante]

@JanickYoung Its funny though, because if you ever read Dante's Inferno, the actual literary piece, it really has nothing to do with the actual story. Other then being in hell and involving some guy named Dante.

[Aron316]

yeah, sounds about right..instead of a pissed off spartan, its a pissed off templar lol

[happymonkeyfish]

@JanickYoung sume lol

[yourGODLYhero]

@JanickYoung lol

[straynium]

dante copied gow

[skorch82]

and it fucking ruled. so fuck that 'copied/ripped-off' bullshit. seriously.

[MIAandMATT]

@skorch82 By my opinion I like God of war more because its more fast paced and dante you dont start out with any combos but dantes inferno is badass

[Bigmcd3]

to me i think capcom didnt copy anything since they came before gow and gow didnt copy them maybe rygar but thats it since rygar is more like a downgraded version of gow and came before

[MultiKillerBot]

@skorch82 Nice job with this walkthrough can i add you as a friend?

[skorch82]

@MultiKillerBot send a request if you havent already

[jesus6662008]

@straynium how so?

[jesus6662008]

@straynium o sorry i thought u meant dante from DMC. I havent played dante's inferno but i imagine it to be similar :P

[bucketoflunch]

@straynium didnt copy, its just a similar type of action game, i bet ur the kind of fag that shouts at every game like gta, that its a gta clone, shut ur damn mouth, theyre both awesome games

[skorch82]

@bucketoflunch amen!

[Anim3Lov3r13oy]

@TotalAmericanWar Except that DI sucks dick

[linkinparksbestever]

lol he stats f*****g the girls lol

[powerhouse91001]

awsome

[seatsniffer100]

hey man can u make some vid of were all the gorgons eyes are and feathers and urns . cuz u look like u r a pro on gow2 so u would know were thy r right ?

[skorch82]

i cover all locations in the process of the playthrough.

[darkgoln]

i want to have a armor like kratos and the swords too, that would be good

[kringtos]

lol "This was quite an experiance, I'm gonna enjoy doing this one"

[laynerocks1]

i like boobies

[Vexens]

innapropriate content? screw that BEWBIIIIIIIES!!!!!!!!!!

[jacktheironman]

so you can play this on an 80 GB ps3??

[cheeseman7005]

only 20 40 or get gow collection

[Clucky117]

Kratos is awesome. The first thing he do is to fight for his life and then he stop and enjoy some boobs. AMAZING!

[Infern4l]

Still disapointed that you couldnt walk as as uber God Kratos for like 5 mins and just lay waste to the city

[cryhwks]

only kratos in a middle of a battle can stop and have sex

[LeaderofGreeks]

actually it takes place in Rhodes hence the giant collosis of Rhodes, not Sparta. but who cares you beat the game and maybe you forgot so whatever. love your walkthroughs.

[stormshadow227]

@456j456 how about no you fucking 14 year old youtube is not for you

[TheOblivionfan1]

wow 1718 vids cool u rock

[apie1511]

ö ö mannekke pis!!!!! XD thats like a statue in bussels, Belgium!! where i live.

the statue at 10:04

[b1oodh3ll]

skorch82 is awsome :D!

[shannyishere]

Mh.. I'm going to buy this game with the money I (hope to) get when its my birthday next week

[grandtheftsearcher]

whens ur B-day?

[stefenina]

it was the 28th of september and I bought god of war 1 and 2 haha ;)

[oblivionwriter]

well it's a bit late but happy birthday!

[skorch82]

Don't be an ignorant chode.

[skorch82]

you didn't even bother to watch the damn playthrough. Don't insult my intelligence.

People make mistakes, and don't need people like you pointing them out in such a rude way.

[raze667]

oh noes! teh spoilers alerts!

[zerglingseb]

Play the fucking game or stop whining about spoilers.

[stormshadow227]

HE MADE A MISTAKE COME THE F DOWN

[glovestrong48]

you mean "calm."

lol, MISTAKES ARE ARE BIGGEST WEAKNESS. THAT'S WHATS MAKES US BEIGN OF HUMANS.

sorry, had to do it.

[stormshadow227]

it's cool man i not good with speeling but it's the intenet so who cares

[glovestrong48]

thanks for understsanding and not being a troll like EVERYONE ELSE.

[stormshadow227]

your welcome i ll subscirbe to you

[laynerocks1]

@glovestrong48 especially during sex

[gtafrlife27]

anybody else stunned somebody hasnt flagged this vid yet?

[Kippydahcamper]

Nope, cus were not assholes, Not insinuating that your an asshole. :D

[rasmus90]

The game isn't exactly hard, maybe if you play on the Very Hard mode (DAMN YOU THESEUS!!!). In the easier difficulties the game can be completed by just about anyone.

[darthvador1996]

boobs lolz

[mastermetal777]

cool LP dude. i just bought the game, but i dont have a ps2 with me so im watchin the vids to get a taste of what im gonna play very soon

[MartyTurco093]

you bought the game but you dont have a ps2???

[stormshadow227]

you can play ps2 games on the ps3

[Xuandes]

Only on the 20 GB,60 GB and the older version of the 80GB.

[bl8za]

hey plzz make a video tutorial of how u do the high definition mode, i've been trying it for two weeks, plzzzzz

[unchartedfan818]

cant wait for god of war 3 wow

[limpa12]

boobies! :)

[machinniamma]

wooo raise the roof lol

[hardcoreneo58]

sisters of fate are a b**** and zeus is a mother b**** lol

[ragelion]

hey does anyone think that the only one who cares for kratos is athena?

[NetMoverSitan]

well the other two are dead, due to a cruel trick from Ares

[tragicbloodshed]

nececarily athena isnt the only one theres his dead wife and daughter um i think the oracle (i know i spelt that wrong) kinda cared about him

[xcrono1321]

*nosebleed*

ehh...

[WarPig1942]

im about to beat the first god of war and have already played this one and i just love to upgrade my crap for some reason anyway thanks for the vids

[poserguy625]

another change is you use new swords called the blades of athena or something like that

[darthdude104]

Im close to beating the first god of war and im planning on playing right into 2 so any tips or major changes i should kno about before i play?

[skorch82]

the action button changes from r2 to r1 and your rage of the titans skill can be turned off once you use it. other than that, not really.

[stormshadow227]

execellent video i like your commtery cuse your voice doese't drown out the cutsecens

[monkeykoiii]

My all time favorite game paired with my favorite commentator. I'm in heaven.

[legonas4444]

a have it on my ps2 is soo awesome is really realistic best game ever

[utkarsh559]

thanks for the vid dude ur awsome

[utkarsh559]

dude u r an awsome video gamer

[skorch82]

ur an awesome YT commenter :)

[dms1992]

do u include all gorgan eyes/feather things>or whatever they are in this1?

also do u include all the hidden stuff?

[skorch82]

I missed the large blue and green chests, and i get all feathers and eyes that give you full health. You can't find them all, they turn into orbs once you get them all.

[Pokepoke26]

isn't the ending of God of war 1 when you fight Zeus and get killed, and this one at the end, you fight Zeus yet again and kill him? I'm not very good with this series

[skorch82]

no, you don't fight zeus and get killed in #1. you fight ares. You get 'killed' by zeus in the beginning of this one.

[Pokepoke26]

I'm retarted.

lol I got the games mixed up.

[Pokepoke26]

do you have a PS3? if you do, are you getting god of war 3?

[Pokepoke26]

never mind that comment I said. I forgot he played InFAMOUS and [PROTOTYPE] on the PS3. I'm retarted.

[utkarsh559]

dude the new games coming r all coming in ps3

[t41chris]

dosent he know what happened the last time he pissed of the gods

[deoraven]

Great game looking forward to this "off the shelf" but when you begin you're not in sparta , you're in rhodes , that statue that is given your powers is the "colossus of rhodes". Not that big of a deal , just a small detail , is all.

[remembermatt]

in here atleast u have armor

in chains of olympus for psp your in a fucking thong the whole game

[88Meters]

First time I played this when I got in here, I was like, c'mon hot tub room... there has to be some sexy shit in here. Then I saw the girls. That made my day.

[Oujou13]

wow, dude. Heard so much about this game but I haven't had the privelage of playing it for myself. Epic action, and it has boobs! :D

[vincanthofred]

I subscribe :D. You should do Spartan: total warrior on PS2 or GC or Xbox if you want but i played it and its just too good ^^

[PhantomHybrid]

A harem lol. Nice looking forward to seeing you play. Titan mode is hard

[ProAtKingdomHearts]

dude i fucking annihilated Titan mode it was easy

[edde799]

Would you do re5?

[chriskoloski32]

do you plan on anything like god of war 3 or killzone 2 sometime around

[skorch82]

ill do GoW 3 for sure

[chriskoloski32]

nice, cant wait to see what youll do with those lion head gauntlets, hope i get my ps3 fixed, it lasted 2 years before the cooling system dieing

[EvilDante2000]

Skorch, U should definetly make a LP killzone 2??

plz!

[XXKg11XX]

man ur walkthroughs are good maybe you should do a Resident Evil 4 or 5

[plehalexpleh]

ye i agree with tht one...

[claud156]

one question, how did u get to make ur video 11 mintues long?

[skorch82]

11 mins is the YT limit.

You get 1-min over 10 as a grace-period

[claud156]

umm can u be more specific?

[skorch82]

that's as specific as i can get... i really dont know how else to explain it

The limit for videos on YT is 10 mins. Everyone is allowed 1 min grace period, so you can get up to 11 mins long.

[claud156]

oh ok thanks

[XXKg11XX]

you pay for extra time thought dont ya?