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  • this guy looks like the Arcadian from 300!

  • you scottish?  where from!!!!!

  • This is so freaking weird :P... But still so funny :)

  • LOL. samurai 7, magnificent 7, britney 7

  • Britney Spears - bald and magnificent

    Mark Day - bald and magnificent =D

  • Not that funny

  • Bill Hicks and Alex Jones are better

  • lmfao olsen twins are considered as won due to their body mass

  • MARK DAY - MARRIE ME !

  • Guys... can't we just settle that the American stereotype isn't true, no-one likes dropping pizza, Britney Spears is a good example of Karma and MarkDay is a comic genius!

  • Mark, you are freakin' hilarious!

    Love it.

  • this dudes crackup! stop hating u fkn spears fan.

  • I hate Britney - still don't think much of this tho...kept waiting to laugh - just didn't happen...

  • hahhaha u r hilariouse. u should do stand up again

  • Its because Scotland has produced a man that could have easily kicked the shit out of Winston Churchill.

  • Well, at least we aren't starving. And besides, why would we want to get off the couch? We would drop a perfectly good pizza! That would be a waste of food! See, Americans do care.

  • Well, it's most likely the common sense of humor the two nations |DON'T| share. The britans have the black sense of humor, stuff like Monty Python, the witty stuff. USA, Slapstick, I watched America's Funniest Home Videos and all it had to offer was a bunch of half naked, idoit's falling off stuff and thinking it's funny! I reckon this guy's alright, but, really, a guy driving a lawn mower and injuring himself, in fact, is boring crap.

  • Opps, **Lawn Mower into a pool.

  • I agree with you on "It seems as if the news media is somewhat in Britney Spears' Vagina."

  • lol

  • funny. I saw you at the romane event and really enjoyed your comedy.

  • Hey Mark,

    This is F'in funny s#*& !

    Can't stop watching.

    Keep it up.

  • Has anybody seen the baby? LMAO.

  • brazilian to canada lmfao

  • I like that thing about the Mexican's building a wall along the border to keep us out! LOL!!!

  • you are bald and magnificent. She is not. You win.

  • lol! brazilian to canada! priceless

  • Arent you bald too?

  • hahaha her brazilian to canada true legend lol.

  • God made perfect heads, then He put hair on the rest of them!

  • rofl

  • u r hilarious english man!

  • scottish...

  • He's Scottish...

  • he is a scott

  • you forgot hilary duff haaha

    and ofcourse... they will still be 7

  • Britteny probably wants to be Evee from V for Vendetta

  • funny, but poor Britney...

  • Ha, so funny!

    I think Britney deserves a kick in the teeth.

  • hahaha

  • haaa LMAO

  • ehehehe you remind me of my grade seven teacher. Same sense of humor, and same accent.

  • Absolutely hilarious!!!

  • lol, seems like theres 2 people in the world, people who like Mark Day and people who don't. I like him :D

  • i like him,

    i just think he tries way to hard which ruins a lot of his jokes.

  • i think hes stil lfunny

  • that was awesome!

  • Hehe, love 0:54, textbook use of a prop.

  • excellent commentary. i recognize you, and only you.

  • you are about as funny as a broken vertibrae on a new born race horse.

  • Great vids man. Hilarious, but interesting also.

  • I love it! Definitely one of my favorites.

  • No, she's balder than you. lol

  • ROFL

  • to keep the americans out XDDDD LMFAO!!!!

  • So who's balder, you or Britney?

  • Brittney! lol

  • That was amazing. Hollywood needs to get a grip.

  • I like the Olsen twins thing... lmao your great :]

  • The whole thing about the Iraq situation at the start of the video was hilarious.

  • You seem to really have hatred against britney ,

    which is good .

    your good.

    ive got your myspace haha =D

  • Don't be gay and flag this, This is hilarious, I like it. Hilarious, Anyways if it is, I already saw it

    HAHAHA I'm only 16 though :(

  • lmao...the olsen twins = 1...lol mary-kate...you are the best person around on Youtube.

  • you rock!

  • NICE xD

  • LOVE this!!!

  • Brazilian to canada. lol!

  • Flagged..

  • Lmao, I love this guy.

  • Kinda makes me wish there was the voting equivalent to spinal tap ... cranked it all the way up to 6.

  • Hehehe, I knew this going to come out sooner or later. Rock the World, Mark Day!

  • great accent!

  • man... you are amazing!

  • lol! I love it! I hope you like my video.

    *kisses*

    Therese

  • Definitely one of your funnier videos. So much lols.

  • relocated Brazillian to Canada. good one

  • Protect the Mexican national identity and homeland jobs, and keep those filthy, lazy Americans out

  • Haha! I love it!

    Britney was just trying to copy you, Mark, but don't worry, Scottish comedians are better bald than American... well, whatever she is now.

    Later!

  • lol i love all your videos. but i just had a funny vision.

    Your facial expressions allways look like you are on a tolient and ready to pop a blood vessle in your brain while you try to pinch a loaf into a bowl of water.

  • Keep any further thoughts of that nature to yourself!

  • or as it's otherwise called, "premature kojakulation."

  • now thats clever! I cant wait til my family line of baldness catches up with me in the upcoming years. Im just gonna be like F it, apparently my headhair doesnt care enough to stick around its headspace. So it can all go to charity at that point, traitor.

  • Nice.

  • Keep it up =o

  • got to meet you in san francisco. you were the coolest "celebrity" there. and i caught the video of you with that politician in san diego. that was a hoot.

  • You should suck Conan O'Brien's soul out and take over his body.

  • You can not put this guys name in the same sentence as Conan! Conan is a comic genious

  • oh come now, Conan is an ugly red-headed goofball thats entirely overrated. This guy shaves his head whether hes balding or not, cuz DEAL WITH IT

  • seph, you're so right.

  • I'm balding, it's true.

  • Cool beans :) Keep 'em coming, Mark ^^

  • 5 stars for the children!

  • excellent stuff and thank you for acknowledging the media spends too much time featuring that idiot and her gang.

  • I'm uploading a Vid. Responce now xDD

  • Haha, yeah i agree! That was hilarious... did you know people are actually buying her hair?

  • This is the best one he has done yet. Too funny.

  • XP Awesome. Weird...after swim practice today we were discussing her bald head. *shrugs* Love it. :)

  • hilarious. hey it was great meeting you on saturday. i'm glad we got to chat. hope you had fun at the afterparty!

  • I did, and it was fun, and now it's all gone back to normal... oh well.

  • relocated her brazilian to canada -- ha! nice one!

  • lol i think mark shouldve worn a wig

  • Maybe next time.

  • relocated brazil to canada...ha HA!

  • Turns out it was a prelude for going back into rehab.

  • I love this guy, he is absolutely hilarious.

  • ahahaha thats great!

  • Olsen twins counts as one... funny

  • now...britney looks just like you :D

  • YAY! Mach 3 turbo!

  • To build a wall, to kep the Americans out.. LOL

  • You finest yet. The laugh/time ratio was amazing. Does it bother you to know that you can't possibly top this?

  • Maybe Britney wanted to become more like you?...I'm sure I'm not the only one who's said that, am I? -.-

  • awesome, as for Britney I think she is just looking for attention.

  • hehe very nice.

  • Britney Spears - bald and magnificent. She looks great! after all Who`s head is it ? The Media No. I shave my head every now and then because I want to that`s up to me. so get of her back world media you suck. Anon

  • It is so weird...we were just talking about deep fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches. Spooky! Thank you for the fun... don't forget to practice saying 'Eh' and 'Give 'er' when you are passing yourself off as a Canadian.

  • I can see this video just fine. Maybe a bunch of people (or Mark Day) have crappy connections?

  • HAHAHAHAHAAAA Ahh I love you man!

  • Worth waiting for! We knew the corporate takeover would ruin YouTube and it has. What's the URL for bliptv? Only Mark could or would link Britney, Iraq, Kurosawa, and the late Telly Savalas. At least Britney with a lollipop would no longer be kiddie porn.

  • YOu rock!

  • LOL. nice...

  • That was one the BEST VIDEOS EVAR!

  • relocate her brazillian to canada thats just pure genius

  • Damn, still can't see the whole video. The Canada comment was funny however! Hope to see the rest soon!

  • aack it's too late to build a border to keep the Americans out.... she's already gone to Canada...aaghhh

  • Awesome! :D. PS: First

  • The magnificent 8, I love it!

  • Nice video Mark!! Really funny!

    Keep on the good work and greetings from Mexico!

  • You are a genius.

  • ROFL...relocated her Brazilian to Canada!!!

  • Britney for Kojak.

  • You sound sick. Get well soon, Mark.

  • She did it as a form of flattery. She must be a big fan, Markday.

  • You are awesome Mark Day. Much love.

  • Great haha!

  • nice ;3

  • The Mexicans will build a wall to keep the Americans out. lol

  • the americans are locking theiselves in. you know what that means! no more mexican treats for you, and no good sitcoms for the mexican. (no offense intended)

  • I quite enjoy watching Sabado Gigante on Spanish language television, you know.... I dont speak any spanish but that doesn't really stop me...

  • aaah! so you have the hots for DON FRANCISCO, ahahah.

    (just teasing as usual). by the way i have never commented i like your videos my favorite was the one with the tigers, i think it was 'resolution, resolution'

  • Sabado Gigante! Best. Show. Ever. Have you seen Que Dice La Gente? It's Spanish Family Feud. So awesome.

  • I mostly stick to Sabado - it never lets me down...

  • :o Mark! Britney want to be YOU!

    All she needs now is that lovely yellow wall!

    Love it! x

  • Indeed she does... but it's mine, all mine...

  • Bald chicks are SEXY!

  • =D...man you're funny!

  • This is awesome simply because you mention Akira Kurasawa.

  • Teehee. Love it <3

  • Is there anything left she can do to make the news?

  • tis a puzzlement!

  • i really love this stuff more more!

  • lol your so funny man the accent makes me miss home

  • Telly Savalas is dead. Just a "head's up." *rimshot*

  • I REALLY enjoyed this one, thank you for the laugh!

  • rofl brazillian to canada i think i just wet myself lol

  • first comment

  • Yay! It finally worked! I truly LOL at the Canada remark!

  • I hate 1st comment dumb-asses. Like theres some special significance for being the first one to comment on a fucking video. And even if there was they blow the fucking moment by just saying something stupid like "woo-hoo! 1st comment" instead of something particularly relevant about the video. Fuckheads!

  • man this vid has really been giving my pc problems. it says it has no views, comments, or faves. weird.

  • Youtube is sucking right now. GET MORE BANDWIDTH

  • Thank God for your posts ;)

  • 1st comment

  • If she had put on a Scottish accent, and made a YouTube response to your last video. There would have been plenty of bonus points for her! =D

  • I absolutely agree with both Britney Speares' quite at the end, and the fact that Mexico will doing a wall and seperate from America.

    Did you get the cocaine idea from Linsday Lohan?

    Weisslenny0

  • the light is pretty today

  • 1st comment?

  • Nope, sorry.

  • dang Youtube. My dreams have been crushed by an internet site. I will now receed into my humble corner of the world ;)

  • What's wrong with youtube lately? It's getting on my last nerve...

  • I did get the error message .. glad i am able to see it now

  • Dude. This may be your best. Certainly top 5. MARK DAY ROCKS!!!

  • Don't forget WestWorld...

  • That was great. It was worth the wait for youtube to process it.

  • As usual, top-notch and incredibly funny.

  • I just saw "The Magnificent Seven"(Great movie) yesterday... weird coincidence :|

    Seven Samurai is one of the best movies EVER.

  • I owe Seven Samurai a second viewing... along with a few other Kurosawa films I (oh dear...) havent even seen yet...

  • awesome ur words are filled with sage like wisdom