Guys... can't we just settle that the American stereotype isn't true, no-one likes dropping pizza, Britney Spears is a good example of Karma and MarkDay is a comic genius!
DONT READ THIS! In 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS TRUE
Well, at least we aren't starving. And besides, why would we want to get off the couch? We would drop a perfectly good pizza! That would be a waste of food! See, Americans do care.
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well, if you stopped eating and doing nothing, you might notice your saving money on the food you buy
money could go to people who ARE starving
and that pizza, will never reach the floor, it'll just hit your belly and lie there until you find a way to reach your arms round the front of your body to get it again
Well, it's most likely the common sense of humor the two nations |DON'T| share. The britans have the black sense of humor, stuff like Monty Python, the witty stuff. USA, Slapstick, I watched America's Funniest Home Videos and all it had to offer was a bunch of half naked, idoit's falling off stuff and thinking it's funny! I reckon this guy's alright, but, really, a guy driving a lawn mower and injuring himself, in fact, is boring crap.
lol i love all your videos. but i just had a funny vision.
Your facial expressions allways look like you are on a tolient and ready to pop a blood vessle in your brain while you try to pinch a loaf into a bowl of water.
now thats clever! I cant wait til my family line of baldness catches up with me in the upcoming years. Im just gonna be like F it, apparently my headhair doesnt care enough to stick around its headspace. So it can all go to charity at that point, traitor.
got to meet you in san francisco. you were the coolest "celebrity" there. and i caught the video of you with that politician in san diego. that was a hoot.
Britney Spears - bald and magnificent. She looks great! after all Who`s head is it ? The Media No. I shave my head every now and then because I want to that`s up to me. so get of her back world media you suck. Anon
It is so weird...we were just talking about deep fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches. Spooky! Thank you for the fun... don't forget to practice saying 'Eh' and 'Give 'er' when you are passing yourself off as a Canadian.
Worth waiting for! We knew the corporate takeover would ruin YouTube and it has. What's the URL for bliptv? Only Mark could or would link Britney, Iraq, Kurosawa, and the late Telly Savalas. At least Britney with a lollipop would no longer be kiddie porn.
the americans are locking theiselves in. you know what that means! no more mexican treats for you, and no good sitcoms for the mexican. (no offense intended)
aaah! so you have the hots for DON FRANCISCO, ahahah.
(just teasing as usual). by the way i have never commented i like your videos my favorite was the one with the tigers, i think it was 'resolution, resolution'
I hate 1st comment dumb-asses. Like theres some special significance for being the first one to comment on a fucking video. And even if there was they blow the fucking moment by just saying something stupid like "woo-hoo! 1st comment" instead of something particularly relevant about the video. Fuckheads!
this guy looks like the Arcadian from 300!
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SugerPlum3999 2 years ago
you scottish? where from!!!!!
AMPRO2000 2 years ago
This is so freaking weird :P... But still so funny :)
GnRRulezdk 2 years ago
LOL. samurai 7, magnificent 7, britney 7
kuukan4 2 years ago
Britney Spears - bald and magnificent
Mark Day - bald and magnificent =D
toolythehappyguy 3 years ago 4
Not that funny
GoogleTRUTHRISINGnow 3 years ago
Bill Hicks and Alex Jones are better
GoogleTRUTHRISINGnow 3 years ago
lmfao olsen twins are considered as won due to their body mass
MrMetalheadx44 3 years ago
MARK DAY - MARRIE ME !
miarena111 3 years ago
Guys... can't we just settle that the American stereotype isn't true, no-one likes dropping pizza, Britney Spears is a good example of Karma and MarkDay is a comic genius!
BeyondAstereotype 3 years ago
Mark, you are freakin' hilarious!
Love it.
SimplyKell 3 years ago
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DONT READ THIS! In 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS TRUE
jeasus2 3 years ago
this dudes crackup! stop hating u fkn spears fan.
sooty3000 4 years ago 3
I hate Britney - still don't think much of this tho...kept waiting to laugh - just didn't happen...
hoss1962 3 years ago
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Mark, shut up and go back to your own drunken country, you're about as funny as AIDS.
Carlisle3Leeds1 4 years ago
hahhaha u r hilariouse. u should do stand up again
casey12343 4 years ago 7
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it's weird but it seems Americans/Canadians find this guy funny and Brits think he sounds like a whiney miserable bald bastard with no talent.
Eldomina22 4 years ago
Its because Scotland has produced a man that could have easily kicked the shit out of Winston Churchill.
LindB377 4 years ago 5
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Well it's more than you fat Americans could ever do, you people applaud each other if you can get off the couch without dropping your pizza.
Carlisle3Leeds1 4 years ago
Well, at least we aren't starving. And besides, why would we want to get off the couch? We would drop a perfectly good pizza! That would be a waste of food! See, Americans do care.
LindB377 4 years ago 11
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well, if you stopped eating and doing nothing, you might notice your saving money on the food you buy
money could go to people who ARE starving
and that pizza, will never reach the floor, it'll just hit your belly and lie there until you find a way to reach your arms round the front of your body to get it again
bigmam0 3 years ago
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fuck you asshole
agenthero3 3 years ago
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Im not British but i hate this guy
kobra094 4 years ago
Well, it's most likely the common sense of humor the two nations |DON'T| share. The britans have the black sense of humor, stuff like Monty Python, the witty stuff. USA, Slapstick, I watched America's Funniest Home Videos and all it had to offer was a bunch of half naked, idoit's falling off stuff and thinking it's funny! I reckon this guy's alright, but, really, a guy driving a lawn mower and injuring himself, in fact, is boring crap.
GTV383 3 years ago
Opps, **Lawn Mower into a pool.
GTV383 3 years ago
I agree with you on "It seems as if the news media is somewhat in Britney Spears' Vagina."
EGPMH 4 years ago
lol
EmilooTheSkater 4 years ago
funny. I saw you at the romane event and really enjoyed your comedy.
SirTingleInMyThigh 4 years ago
Hey Mark,
This is F'in funny s#*& !
Can't stop watching.
Keep it up.
spot1mike 4 years ago
Has anybody seen the baby? LMAO.
DiamondsAreCandy 4 years ago
brazilian to canada lmfao
emmalousmith123 4 years ago
I like that thing about the Mexican's building a wall along the border to keep us out! LOL!!!
fbfan1 4 years ago
you are bald and magnificent. She is not. You win.
TanzindenTod 4 years ago
lol! brazilian to canada! priceless
luv2rock 4 years ago
Arent you bald too?
mangacomicfreak 4 years ago
hahaha her brazilian to canada true legend lol.
JustDave2006 4 years ago
God made perfect heads, then He put hair on the rest of them!
pringelsfan007 4 years ago
rofl
runefalcon4 4 years ago
u r hilarious english man!
superbagman121 4 years ago
scottish...
Skullstein 4 years ago
He's Scottish...
dejayed 4 years ago
he is a scott
polo150 4 years ago
you forgot hilary duff haaha
and ofcourse... they will still be 7
lafiiit 4 years ago
Britteny probably wants to be Evee from V for Vendetta
Hellraiser19727 4 years ago
funny, but poor Britney...
RoseSiegel 4 years ago
Ha, so funny!
I think Britney deserves a kick in the teeth.
TheKinseth 4 years ago
hahaha
ktallarigo 4 years ago
haaa LMAO
AnImeAYaGI 4 years ago
ehehehe you remind me of my grade seven teacher. Same sense of humor, and same accent.
fmainuyashafan 4 years ago
Absolutely hilarious!!!
MaralynR 4 years ago
lol, seems like theres 2 people in the world, people who like Mark Day and people who don't. I like him :D
DjToppure 4 years ago
i like him,
i just think he tries way to hard which ruins a lot of his jokes.
Brotherolaf 4 years ago
i think hes stil lfunny
skittlesareyum48 4 years ago
that was awesome!
gregarganda 4 years ago
Hehe, love 0:54, textbook use of a prop.
willsd87 4 years ago
excellent commentary. i recognize you, and only you.
indoors03 4 years ago
you are about as funny as a broken vertibrae on a new born race horse.
sangraal202 4 years ago
Great vids man. Hilarious, but interesting also.
Jaikkanen 4 years ago
I love it! Definitely one of my favorites.
dagnabbitio 4 years ago
No, she's balder than you. lol
OCGirl521 4 years ago
ROFL
kidzolo 4 years ago
to keep the americans out XDDDD LMFAO!!!!
chii222888555 4 years ago
So who's balder, you or Britney?
Albran 4 years ago
Brittney! lol
chii222888555 4 years ago
That was amazing. Hollywood needs to get a grip.
jessykahhh 4 years ago
I like the Olsen twins thing... lmao your great :]
xarchangelmisfitx 4 years ago
The whole thing about the Iraq situation at the start of the video was hilarious.
GoldenRatio 4 years ago
You seem to really have hatred against britney ,
which is good .
your good.
ive got your myspace haha =D
asscrackben 4 years ago
Don't be gay and flag this, This is hilarious, I like it. Hilarious, Anyways if it is, I already saw it
HAHAHA I'm only 16 though :(
pancitcantonn 4 years ago
lmao...the olsen twins = 1...lol mary-kate...you are the best person around on Youtube.
MonkeyOctober 4 years ago
you rock!
MonkeyOctober 4 years ago
NICE xD
CypressTrumpet 4 years ago
LOVE this!!!
divahousewife 4 years ago
Brazilian to canada. lol!
yomshleeshee 4 years ago
Flagged..
Glossbie 4 years ago
Lmao, I love this guy.
YTTagsMan 4 years ago
Kinda makes me wish there was the voting equivalent to spinal tap ... cranked it all the way up to 6.
Sixxofnine 4 years ago
Hehehe, I knew this going to come out sooner or later. Rock the World, Mark Day!
ScienceNerd51 4 years ago
great accent!
fatdance 4 years ago
man... you are amazing!
djfj007 4 years ago
lol! I love it! I hope you like my video.
*kisses*
Therese
1butterflykiss 4 years ago
Definitely one of your funnier videos. So much lols.
Bladeswift 5 years ago
relocated Brazillian to Canada. good one
seancoppinger 5 years ago
Protect the Mexican national identity and homeland jobs, and keep those filthy, lazy Americans out
throatkickerr 5 years ago
Haha! I love it!
Britney was just trying to copy you, Mark, but don't worry, Scottish comedians are better bald than American... well, whatever she is now.
Later!
SweetElf 5 years ago
lol i love all your videos. but i just had a funny vision.
Your facial expressions allways look like you are on a tolient and ready to pop a blood vessle in your brain while you try to pinch a loaf into a bowl of water.
Husko272 5 years ago
Keep any further thoughts of that nature to yourself!
MarkDayComedy 4 years ago
or as it's otherwise called, "premature kojakulation."
jx14aby 5 years ago
now thats clever! I cant wait til my family line of baldness catches up with me in the upcoming years. Im just gonna be like F it, apparently my headhair doesnt care enough to stick around its headspace. So it can all go to charity at that point, traitor.
seph0000 5 years ago
Nice.
MarkDayComedy 4 years ago
Keep it up =o
Vedark 4 years ago
got to meet you in san francisco. you were the coolest "celebrity" there. and i caught the video of you with that politician in san diego. that was a hoot.
jx14aby 4 years ago
You should suck Conan O'Brien's soul out and take over his body.
FW1337 5 years ago
You can not put this guys name in the same sentence as Conan! Conan is a comic genious
jrcman32 5 years ago
oh come now, Conan is an ugly red-headed goofball thats entirely overrated. This guy shaves his head whether hes balding or not, cuz DEAL WITH IT
seph0000 5 years ago
seph, you're so right.
jx14aby 5 years ago
I'm balding, it's true.
MarkDayComedy 5 years ago
Cool beans :) Keep 'em coming, Mark ^^
WeRealCool 5 years ago
5 stars for the children!
amtatar 5 years ago
excellent stuff and thank you for acknowledging the media spends too much time featuring that idiot and her gang.
vickywang14 5 years ago
I'm uploading a Vid. Responce now xDD
Azur0 5 years ago
Haha, yeah i agree! That was hilarious... did you know people are actually buying her hair?
starskiflower 5 years ago
This is the best one he has done yet. Too funny.
leebocuz 5 years ago
XP Awesome. Weird...after swim practice today we were discussing her bald head. *shrugs* Love it. :)
LemonFairyLili 5 years ago
hilarious. hey it was great meeting you on saturday. i'm glad we got to chat. hope you had fun at the afterparty!
BizzyBeMe 5 years ago
I did, and it was fun, and now it's all gone back to normal... oh well.
MarkDayComedy 5 years ago
relocated her brazilian to canada -- ha! nice one!
marinezen 5 years ago
lol i think mark shouldve worn a wig
zippo69 5 years ago
Maybe next time.
MarkDayComedy 5 years ago
relocated brazil to canada...ha HA!
hotwords 5 years ago
Turns out it was a prelude for going back into rehab.
cpnjack 5 years ago
I love this guy, he is absolutely hilarious.
RoundhouseLion 5 years ago
ahahaha thats great!
Agent00Dumass 5 years ago
Olsen twins counts as one... funny
anasmomma 5 years ago
now...britney looks just like you :D
darkhiddenlove 5 years ago
YAY! Mach 3 turbo!
Calliber50 5 years ago
To build a wall, to kep the Americans out.. LOL
KurtGnu 5 years ago
You finest yet. The laugh/time ratio was amazing. Does it bother you to know that you can't possibly top this?
nalts 5 years ago
Maybe Britney wanted to become more like you?...I'm sure I'm not the only one who's said that, am I? -.-
Neogothic 5 years ago
awesome, as for Britney I think she is just looking for attention.
bgbuilder 5 years ago
hehe very nice.
ChadTheCat 5 years ago
Britney Spears - bald and magnificent. She looks great! after all Who`s head is it ? The Media No. I shave my head every now and then because I want to that`s up to me. so get of her back world media you suck. Anon
A2GVB 5 years ago
It is so weird...we were just talking about deep fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches. Spooky! Thank you for the fun... don't forget to practice saying 'Eh' and 'Give 'er' when you are passing yourself off as a Canadian.
Freshette 5 years ago
I can see this video just fine. Maybe a bunch of people (or Mark Day) have crappy connections?
theusking 5 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAAAA Ahh I love you man!
SpiritMedium 5 years ago
Worth waiting for! We knew the corporate takeover would ruin YouTube and it has. What's the URL for bliptv? Only Mark could or would link Britney, Iraq, Kurosawa, and the late Telly Savalas. At least Britney with a lollipop would no longer be kiddie porn.
Berkeleyappho 5 years ago
YOu rock!
MartyMcFly23 5 years ago
LOL. nice...
psychoriotgirl 5 years ago
That was one the BEST VIDEOS EVAR!
SorgensKammer 5 years ago
relocate her brazillian to canada thats just pure genius
0010110100 5 years ago
Damn, still can't see the whole video. The Canada comment was funny however! Hope to see the rest soon!
roliboom 5 years ago
aack it's too late to build a border to keep the Americans out.... she's already gone to Canada...aaghhh
IdiotCentral 5 years ago
Awesome! :D. PS: First
B0NK3Y159 5 years ago
The magnificent 8, I love it!
subliminalvommit 5 years ago
Nice video Mark!! Really funny!
Keep on the good work and greetings from Mexico!
AidaSarai22 5 years ago
You are a genius.
brockpetrie 5 years ago
ROFL...relocated her Brazilian to Canada!!!
snakex3 5 years ago
Britney for Kojak.
Bosco239 5 years ago
You sound sick. Get well soon, Mark.
KyoraMishiso 5 years ago
She did it as a form of flattery. She must be a big fan, Markday.
bgpiper 5 years ago
You are awesome Mark Day. Much love.
solidxstates 5 years ago
Great haha!
cjmacdonald1989 5 years ago
nice ;3
SSP 5 years ago
The Mexicans will build a wall to keep the Americans out. lol
mbz300sdl 5 years ago
the americans are locking theiselves in. you know what that means! no more mexican treats for you, and no good sitcoms for the mexican. (no offense intended)
shadowdasher 5 years ago
I quite enjoy watching Sabado Gigante on Spanish language television, you know.... I dont speak any spanish but that doesn't really stop me...
MarkDayComedy 5 years ago
aaah! so you have the hots for DON FRANCISCO, ahahah.
(just teasing as usual). by the way i have never commented i like your videos my favorite was the one with the tigers, i think it was 'resolution, resolution'
shadowdasher 5 years ago
Sabado Gigante! Best. Show. Ever. Have you seen Que Dice La Gente? It's Spanish Family Feud. So awesome.
unwantedplaything 5 years ago
I mostly stick to Sabado - it never lets me down...
MarkDayComedy 5 years ago
:o Mark! Britney want to be YOU!
All she needs now is that lovely yellow wall!
Love it! x
Taraa3 5 years ago
Indeed she does... but it's mine, all mine...
MarkDayComedy 5 years ago
Bald chicks are SEXY!
alabubba1 5 years ago
=D...man you're funny!
xXD4rkL1nkXx 5 years ago
This is awesome simply because you mention Akira Kurasawa.
Gundil 5 years ago
Teehee. Love it <3
PatrickStumpsGroupie 5 years ago
Is there anything left she can do to make the news?
thedrunkknight 5 years ago
tis a puzzlement!
coloursepia 5 years ago
i really love this stuff more more!
sniderangel 5 years ago
lol your so funny man the accent makes me miss home
TheRugDoctor 5 years ago
Telly Savalas is dead. Just a "head's up." *rimshot*
robtran 5 years ago
I REALLY enjoyed this one, thank you for the laugh!
aiyeeta 5 years ago
rofl brazillian to canada i think i just wet myself lol
masxav16 5 years ago
first comment
saintjimmy272 5 years ago
Yay! It finally worked! I truly LOL at the Canada remark!
dalisdolly 5 years ago
I hate 1st comment dumb-asses. Like theres some special significance for being the first one to comment on a fucking video. And even if there was they blow the fucking moment by just saying something stupid like "woo-hoo! 1st comment" instead of something particularly relevant about the video. Fuckheads!
MattyPasta 5 years ago
man this vid has really been giving my pc problems. it says it has no views, comments, or faves. weird.
phatmandave69 5 years ago
Youtube is sucking right now. GET MORE BANDWIDTH
quasipredator 5 years ago
Thank God for your posts ;)
EnricCirne 5 years ago
1st comment
iluvelsa2004 5 years ago
If she had put on a Scottish accent, and made a YouTube response to your last video. There would have been plenty of bonus points for her! =D
DunKology 5 years ago
I absolutely agree with both Britney Speares' quite at the end, and the fact that Mexico will doing a wall and seperate from America.
Did you get the cocaine idea from Linsday Lohan?
Weisslenny0
weisslenny0 5 years ago
the light is pretty today
tazzaler 5 years ago
1st comment?
ieatnuggetswithafork 5 years ago
Nope, sorry.
aperson 5 years ago
dang Youtube. My dreams have been crushed by an internet site. I will now receed into my humble corner of the world ;)
ieatnuggetswithafork 5 years ago
What's wrong with youtube lately? It's getting on my last nerve...
aperson 5 years ago
I did get the error message .. glad i am able to see it now
beba1123 5 years ago
Dude. This may be your best. Certainly top 5. MARK DAY ROCKS!!!
AdmiralDuke 5 years ago
Don't forget WestWorld...
OrientalKato11 5 years ago
That was great. It was worth the wait for youtube to process it.
BMac199 5 years ago
As usual, top-notch and incredibly funny.
djplazma 5 years ago
I just saw "The Magnificent Seven"(Great movie) yesterday... weird coincidence :|
Seven Samurai is one of the best movies EVER.
CaptainZissou 5 years ago
I owe Seven Samurai a second viewing... along with a few other Kurosawa films I (oh dear...) havent even seen yet...
MarkDayComedy 5 years ago
awesome ur words are filled with sage like wisdom
dantesdivinecomedia 5 years ago