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  • To truly do it justice you really have to hear it in the original Klingon.

  • Shat is so awesome. He is like a million years old but still rocks it.

  • Such effortless charisma and erudition from a guy famed as the lead of one of the hammiest shows ever to appear on TV

  • Holy hot damn. Shatner is soo good here.

  • I love William Shatner. I think Palin is very entertaining but I wouldn't want her in charge of anything important.

  • Sarah Palin's greatest contribution to America!

  • Bill's been chowing down a few too many mooseburgers.

    Not gut no Gutenberg?

  • shatner is a whale.

  • I absolutely love how Conan is doing with Shatner what Letterman used to do with Tony Randall.

  • Ban Palin from the internet. And earth.

  • palin is a twit

  • I LOVE the Shatmeister!

    wait.. somethings wrong with that nickname. oh well, you get the gist.

  • Shatner is God.....

  • I look at Bill and keep thinking ... this guy used to be an action hero.

  • @Superphilipp What do you mean "used to be"? He is the ULTIMATE action hero and will always be!

  • @Superphilipp Yes. He is.

  • @TheJesterGirl How can he be the ultimate action hero when he was only an actor fighting a really slow green guy etc. in the story. He was only a pretend action hero. Aren't real Firefighters, Police, Teachers. etc better action heroes?

  • @hydrolito Yesh, I was kind of sarcastic...

  • Shatner for Prime Minister of Canada

  • There is every reason to TRASH THE RIGHT, most of all because they are human (using the term loosely) garbage.

  • He’s really gotten bloated since his “Star Trek” days.

  • @HenryConway007 - Bloated with AWESOME!!

  • palin picture in the first 20 seconds looks like she´s giving the bird

  • @ACNC1 LOL glad I wasn't the ony one who Noticed lol

  • Twitter off topic? You leftists will think of anything to trash the right when you have no reason to trash them. There was nothing wrong with he twitters.

  • What part of Blaaa blaa blaa don't we understand?

  • Headline: William Shatner makes Sa.. Pal.. sound super intelligent and witty. Oh... no... it is William Shatner who is really intelligent. Still, some of William Shatner's wit has rubbed off on all the American people so, some must have rubbed off on Sar... Pa... William! What have you done!

  • no rain? no rainbow!

  • *sigh* this is very funny but then you get comments about racism. which i don't even know how that fits with anything that has to do with this video. but to respond to younggen0 comments, its people like you that keep this country from reaching its full potential. you want to hold on to the hate then go ahead. but in this decade. this year 2010. this land is for everybody. anybody can be ANYTHING. let go of racism. and just live in this great country we all get to live in.

  • Crazy man! (snap!)

  • Just saw this for the first time. Palin is Queen Moron! Bravo William Shatner and Conan.

  • sharkabilly is Slave Moron

  • that...was just fantastic.

  • Poet loriet William Shatner?

  • Hahaha, A+!

  • Ug. PMSNBC blows as hard as Fox.

  • Was he reading a teleprompter. If he wasn't then he really is amazing...

  • I've come back to sail in what may be called by the International Hydrographic Organization (IHO) recognized as an ocean, although some oceanographers call it the Arctic Mediterranean Sea or simply the Arctic Sea. Yea... map collector.

  • Oh palin...you're a dumbass but its so fun messing with u

  • SHATNER NEVER HEARD OF THE ARCTIC AND PACIFIC SEAS?

    NOW, LETS EXAMINE YOUR TWEETS AND ANALYZE THEM FOR DICTION RATHER THAN USING 42 CHARACTERS TO PASS A MESSAGE.

    Very political SHATNER. Beam me up.

    YEA...©

  • @DudleyaSetchellii: the Pacific and Arctic are oceans, not seas, yea

  • Sarah Palin is why America is both the best and dumbest country in the world.

  • Palin 2012

  • shatner for president! love him!

  • SANDALS??? Is he wearing freaking SANDALS??? LOLLLLLL!!!!!!

  • lol i love the facial expressions of the musicians in the back

  • It actually kind of works as poetry.

  • bill shatner is the funniest man alive, without even trying.

  • go billy boy

  • Even though Shatner is a professional actor, i don't know how he managed to get through this without laughing. Especially with the audience laughing! And if you think this is funny, listen to Shatner do his version of "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds" sometime! It's here on youtube.

  • Shatner just got cast to play "dad" in CBS's new show from the the twitter site Shit my Dad says.................. Best casting ever

    Cant wait for this show

    LONG LIVE THE SHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @byrney25 REALLY???? I LOVE THAT FEED!

  • i love Bill Shatner

  • @THCMED I do too. He is my hero

  • I only wisxh I could hear Jim Morrison recite her speeches. That would be trippy.

  • whoa

  • Or next best thing to Jim.... Val Kilmer :)

  • Awesome Funny 5/5 !!!

    Thank you captain !!!!!

  • One day Conan will get the recognition he deserves but the older generation of americans couldnt take to him at 11.30....sad.

  • @jimmy27paul Are you kidding? Older Americans like me are sound asleep at 11:30.. lol

  • I dont think its properly sunk in the television disaster thats just happend.Conan AND jay killed with one stone......amazing, hard to believe,unbearlably depressing........no more words....

  • coco rocks!

  • See, this is why Conan still deserves the Tonight Show. Leno wouldn't do stuff like this.

  • These two look like harry potter club members.

  • all twitter posts sound weird because you are restricted by characters.

  • oh my god. Shatner is amazing.

  • it's so hard to believe that Bill Shatner and Sarah Palin live on the same planet and have 99.9% identical DNA

  • @pepandmoxie "monkey with a blow torch" classic, well put.

    She is perfect for these dimwits. Bring a dull knife to a gun-fight.

  • We fear Sarah Palin the same way we fear a monkey with a blow-torch. Remember the mom from the movie Carrie? Imagine her in charge of EVERYTHING. "They're all gonna laugh at you!" "They're all gonna decide whether or not Grandma gets her meds." It is out of blind party loyalty that the conservatives continue to defend her. Can you imagine the field day they'd have if a dem acted in such a way? What affection would they have for her, then?

  • Go back and reread what I wrote. I mean specifically if Sarah Palin was a democrat, would the GOP be defending such actions/statements, always giving her the same benifit of the doubt? Would the heroic grandure they see in her suddenly evoporate? Talk about going rogue. If you were truely honest with yourself, you would know, It's all about party loyalty with the republicans. Sarah Palin would be nothing without that "R" before her name.

  • @pencilneck22 Agreed.

  • The "left" is scared of her not because her ideas are valid but because there are enough misguided and uninformed people in this country that will vote for her. No one ever went broke underestimating the intellect of the American public.

  • Darth you are so right. oliestyle wtf, the views of a mentally challenged 8 year old, A former state governor, what is wrong with traditional values?Is it outdated to be family oriented. Is it delusional to beleive in freedom as our founding fathers did.?A bankrupt nation, now that is DANGEROUSLY scary. Everybody have a very merry christmas.

  • are you guys serious??? the sad truth is that palin doesn't NEED anyone to make her look ridiculous - she's done that marvelously all on her own. the idea that this woman will carry the republican party in the coming years is laughable. maybe she will, but that just tells you how desperate and outdated the party has become. you guys are delusional. of course we're scared of sarah's views. they're the views of a mentally challenged 8 year-old. that's DANGEROUSLY scary!

  • Amen Darth! They are scared of Sarah and her views, that is why they never discuss them. They are reduced to taking quotes out of context rather than discussing the issues. Notice you never saw them discussing Obama the 57 states candidate this way, and there was so much material!

  • @DarthCormac I think the fear comes more from the fact that she is a complete idiot.

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  • I agree with you mb9576 ! and of course

    thi711 probably daydreams of doing alot of things to alot of people because that's what you do when you have no life, and cannot articulate any better than that. The Dems are so threatened by Sarah, if you feel threatened by it, try to destroy it they say. But it isn't working you guys ! she

    has you all tied up in knots, and keeps coming back stronger eall of the time. RUN SQRAH RUN! WE NEED YA!

  • msnbc is a fukin joke.

  • The funny part (not included here) is when Palin read from Shatner's Autobiography. That was comedy gold.

  • Margaret Carlson is threatened by real womanhood like all feminazis.

  • Wasilla: Where boners go to die.

  • I laugh at how you guys blame Obama for everything!!! LOL. Wasnt it your guy who fucked this country up beyond repair and now were changing your diapers??? Oh, I forgot, thats a fact, and you dont like those.

  • I'm with mb9576...how funny it is that the 3rd rate "news" broadcast completely ignores the fact that Palin came out and gave as good as she got. Wonder why MSNBC is last in ratings? Run, Sarah, Run.

  • Its amazing that the R party,after 8yrs of listening to the biggest moron ever, went even dumber!!! I truly think that shes the only person out there thats more stupid and clueless than W. Good job R party, you give us all a good laugh with your stupidity.

  • thi711. You need some serious soap in your mouth. That's what you need. You also need to learn some respect! Not just for women, but for God. How dare you bring God into your twisted thoughts?! What you need to stick your business into is a light socket.  I highly recommend it for you. Save us the trouble. Pervert.

  • My god... I wanna stick my dick in her mouth so bad. Such a milf.... mmmmm

  • Hey America elected Bush Jr., why not Sarah Pailin? William Shatner is Hilarious. I love the way he reads beat poetry even Sarah's.

  • Its amazing how MSNBC cuts out the best part of that show...when Palin comes out after Shatner's reading and totally OWNS him! But of course, that would go against MSNBC's mission statement of "Destroy All Republican Threats for the White House...Leave NO PRISIONERS"...such a shame

  • He reminds me of a puffer fish.

  • Liberal bait at its best...

    The One is failing us every day, so lets attack those that might actually find the way....

  • Did MSNBC mention these "tweets" were from a phoney account & that Palin NEVER said any of this drivil, & Connan apologized to her on his show the very next night??

    Democrats. All dispicable liars & smear artists. Any wonder MSNBC's ratings are in the tank? Doesn't get much more pathetic than this.

  • Both are liars but the far left are worse than the centre right. Obama offers unemployment and little else.

  • WTF is thaspian?

  • Two gay women fingering eachother.

  • a "thaspian" is a lesbian actress.

  • thespian you mean, and you are the reason this country is going down the can.

  • lol..good one!

  • Heehee!

  • you mean around the time of the great depression? yes, we should totally go back to that =) dumbass

  • @DanteVandal You can count the number of first world non-White countries on one hand ... dumbass.

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  • @DanteVandal Which non-White country was better off than America during the time of the (1930s) depression? At least a White America had the potential to come out of the depression while virtually every non-White country on earth is poor to this day. That's the problem with America today, it is rapidly being transformed into a non-white nation. In fact, white children are now the minority in every major metro area.

  • @AlDoughy,, ???? Better off, you do know the civilizations that you destroyed to get the power that you have and the people you killed to get your wealth. Slavery and murdering the American Indians was not triumphant but your brand of might. You do know that whites toppled the Inca Empire and robbed them of their culture and gold. You whites reeked havoc around the globe. Mexico is a sh1t hole because of whites and you murdered in mass in South Africa. You whites are murderers, that simple.

  • @AlDoughy,,, Its comedic that you want to praise whiteness, no such thing because you took the gun from the Arabs and gun powder from the Asians and used other peoples inventions to fuel your greedy lust for gold. The Inca Empire was a beautiful civilization which Cortez himself stated that Inca Mexico was amazing and splendid. Until you whites killed and enslaved the inhabitants for their gold and riches. Your murder is going to come back to you whites.

  • @AlDoughy ,, Its silly that you whites think that you can murder and maim and it wont come back to you. America was never yours, white pilgrims came here and were almost killed by famine. The American Indians helped keep the pilgrims from starving on a few occasions and for their mercy on you whites, you killed them. In South Africa with the King Zulu, who had control of all of south Africa you whites killed and maimed and destabilized South Africa in the Anglo-Zulu war.

  • @AlDoughy,, Come on now, lets be honest you murdered and plundered your way to the top of the heap. Nothing gracious about your white ransacking of the globe. You actually made races pay you for their freedom that you stole from them. Look at Haiti who had to pay a ransom back to France for slavery and their stolen freedom. Haiti has just now in the 1960's payed that debt off. America was built of violence, captivity and murder and is not yours, It belongs to the Mexicans(Native Americans)

  • One flag? She hung the Israeli flag in her governors office.

  • Why can't right-wingers spell? I mean, spellchecker is built into most phones and browsers! You have to disable it or override it...

    Great reading by Bill, as always. Same low comprehension rate from Sarah's fans, as always.

    Guess I'm an intellectual elitist (or 'eletist' as one of the morons below said), since my vocabulary exceeds 500 words, and I fact-check the talking heads now and then. It's sad that what should be minimal knowledge levels, is now considered elitist.

  • joeadair - one who punishes anothers weakness publicly,must he himself be perfect.for you are not perfect my friend as your sentence structure needs alot of work.

  • Too bad they don't teach humility or manners in them thar fancy learnin' places.

  • "Same low comprehension rate from Sarah's fans, as always" is a fragment. Consider placing a semicolon after "always" rather than a period. Why can't Leftists use proper grammar? Try using a grammar checker next time.

  • @joeadair You should check the quantitative literacy proficiency of graduates from "selective" U.S. colleges according to the study "The Literacy of America's College Students" from The National Survey of America's College Students.

  • @AlDoughy, AL, until you right the wrongs of the past, the future will right the wrongs of the past. It is a whimsical tale of life and how things always have a way of coming back to you. Life is circular and as such everything you do has consequences, and those consequences catch up to you AL. Nonwhite countries?? America was never a white country it was always someone an occupied country with a certain race doing all the hard work(blacks) for free. Its time to pay up or correct the wrongs.

  • @YoungGen0

    Very impressive free verse. lol

  • One really great performance. Thanks

  • Oh yeah! This was when Richard Wolffe hosted Countdown! I loved it. :D

  • the chick with the round glasses is hot

  • William Shatner is awesome, I want to see him and James Lipton do a duet.

  • As a friend of mine says: Shatner is God.

  • Sometimes the phrase Best. Thing. Ever. is used lightly. Bill, you had me at fireweed.

  • The guy standing is playing double bass, the sitting one is playing bongo drums. They're both made of wood.

  • ugh..yea thx..i had a confusion between cello and double bass

    and boo you whoever gave me a thumbs down! im jus interested in....stuff...likes these! >:(

  • Shut up

  • whatever!

    William Shatner is amazing!

  • I know Shatner is amazing. So many posters put it up from Countdown instead of the original though.

    What I love about Shatner is that every time critics try to say he is done he comes back and goes huge. TJ Hooker, the Trek Movies, Tek War, Boston Legal, Raw Nerve. The man is amazing and a true original.

  • the conga or the bass?

  • William Shatner is GREAT.

  • My opinions of Shatner went from up, to down, to legend. The man is amazing, and humbly embraces his corniness. I can respect that.

  • BILL I LOVE YOU LOL

  • His ability to keep a straight face while reciting this babble is a testament to his pure awesomeness.

  • To see the eletist Margaret Carlson

    and that other geek at 2:38 ruined this for me.

    Margaret Carlson is the real Harry Potter.

    God she is horrible. I would rather have Sarah Palin living next door.

  • The Shat is the shit!!

  • Finally, Shatner is BRILLIANT!!

  • na, shes an idiot and people enjoy destroying idiots, i mean who the hell gets into a fight with letterman and who the hell fights with a comedian anyway

  • she is a threat to me I'm afraid I'll die from laughter whenever I hear her

  • hahaha damn

  • to MotionFrequency: Constitutional Law 101 - NO STATE ACTION. This speech is protected by the First Amendment. The same First Amendment that protects Rush Limbaugh's and Fox News' right to spread half-truths and demean other Americans. Get it straight, Conan O'Brien and William Shatner are ENTERTAINERS, not political figures. As for "death panels", wake up and smell the coffee. We already have privatized death panels called "insurance companies".

  • How can you not see that as excellent? It makes her seem almost useful..

  • My Karma is clear, my friend. Who is attacking others now?

    What I see here is a wonderful diversion from the nastiness that has taken over so much of politics these days.

  • If you need to procalim your "Karma" as being clear; you are lying. ;)

    Your sanctamonious bullshit is only a testament to your own insecurity.

    Take your bullshit religion and stuff it up your Krishna ;)

  • Oh come on. Nothing can make her seem useful.

    Well, maybe a baby seal caught in a dolphins net while she stands poised with a 30ot6.

  • Awesome!

  • no rain ..... no rainbow.

  • No, she manages to do that on her own.

  • hahaha oh my lord! another one. love it!

  • rofl at the guy who brings out a stool

  • They tell the truth you fake news watching moron.

  • Shatner gets better with age.

  • Shatner = Win!!!

  • Shatner is very, very full of win, yes, but I can't be the only one who's unreasonably amused by those two guys playing in the background? XD