Ellen Degeneres-One Night Stand Part 2

[iwillbfamous1234]

haha i was the 194,000th person to watch this :D

[rochelle1890]

Ps LOVE YOU ELLEN!!!!

[rochelle1890]

I'm soo not used to her having long hair lol she's so suited to her short hair

[BackAtOne1300]

the goldfish part is hilarious

[musics4me]

She plays a perfect fish. She should star in a movie as a f- oh wait.....

[Origamisarah]

@musics4me Good one!

[anna35474]

that is one sexyyy suit.

[TheSuperfinger69]

looks like a wig.....

[beckieisagangster]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha the gerbils story

[somebody662]

the gerbil on the frisbie huh thats really smart not

[somebody662]

some thinking about the gerbil you did there

[themsonetwo]

omg i can't stop laughing hahaha ellen you're so funny i love you

[ButtonsAndPillows]

Well... I couldn't find Nemo but I find Dory :D :D :D

[emmabotterhuis]

The fish story was awesome lmao

[lunahare2200]

13 people were personally effected by gum disease

[kriss18robinson]

so pretty with hair long

[lpfmn1f]

omg. i'm dyyyyyying.

[SonLastName]

so this is what she looks like with long hair.

[liberalguy513]

What happened to the story about how she enjoys chewing on a used tampon.

[xJolie101]

Hahaha, "Me too."

[sweeney60]

This was the precursor to Dory!

[nedarooni]

my cat totally fetches! I'd attach video proof if i knew how to convert video files!

[krystlerita]

Wow, she has not changed at all

[JohnRadicaster]

lol shes ignores the hot shouts from the guys in the audience. If only she stayed like this cuz she actually looks hot here. Man, some dude should have convinced her to turn straight.

[YourItalianPrincess]

and yolanda said...........yeah!

[PurpleMicrowave]

Just freak 'em out. HABLABLA HABLABLA!

[TherapyFromStrangers]

'Glue the lil feet down...I'm thinking of the gerbils safety' haha =)

[rachel25lee]

About 100 little kids are now traumatized by the gum desease. LOL XD Nice. ~♥

[LadyGM720]

Going through the castle again! WANNA COME!?!?!?

[LadyGM720]

dejavu! lol. XD

[LadyGM720]

That gum disease is NOTHING to mess with! lmfao!

[TherapyFromStrangers]

What happened to your feet?

Whats a frisbe?

LMA<3!

[linkinfan12]

Actually goldfish have a 5 sec. Memory span.

[crinklefish]

@linkinfan12 Not true.

[linkinfan12]

@crinklefish Yes, I know there has been goldfish with a memory span of 11 months.

[stepha9416]

hahahaha <33333333333333

[officialgirl411]

lmao the fish is soo freaking hilarious!!!

aha love this woman

ellen rocks!!

[ilyjoesphadam]

She's SO pretty! Oh my gosh.

[Kieerrx]

ellen is one of the funniest people everrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!! =) i love her with a passion!

[BreLa3795]

"HA BLAH BLAH HA BLAH BLAH" xD love you Ellen <3

[pucina22]

"Déjà vu"

Ellen is fabulous! :)

[lambgirlbex]

I absolutely love Ellen! She makes me smile. :)

[HiroyukiNishino]

I hear the Goldfish story and I just can't help but think about Dory XD

[Wadec]

fish on the wall at 2:56 looks just like a penis

[themou2008]

wow!!!!!she looked way better with long hair. She actually looks....pretty. Of course now,her goal isn't to be pretty but to play the "male" role in a lesbian relationship.

[kevkev2493]

she still is pretty tho.

[JungleDust]

@themou2008 that is the dumbest comment i've ever seen hahahaahahaha

[fityflava]

love her hair....

[lovenpeace4world]

god she is so pretty

[JackDammitRun]

uhm she was always gay, she didnt just 'turn' gay

[chombiiis]

look at the Dory in the back!

[arissa0122]

i love the gerbil part, "what happend to youre feet?"

i love it when she acts like the animals, and speaks for them..

[newbornfuture]

hahaa. could you find anyone more perfect to play dory!

[pinkismygoddess]

"HABLABLA HABLABLA" LMAO!!!!

[3lia96]

lool, its ok ellen, fish only have the memory span of about 5 seconds, so its always new to them :P

[1jonssonh]

love it

[Eivan10R]

i love cats...

[veggieishgood]

She was probably always gay. Who cares though lol I love it! She's hilarious:D

[darkraerae]

It's good how she was doing an impression of a fish and then she went on to do the voice of Dori in Finding Nemo haha

[MartianMontana]

Lol that isnt the Dori voice... That movie wasnt out at this time this was before she was a lesbian I think not 100 percent but I dont think she was out the closet

[darkraerae]

I didn't mean that I just meant that she was doing an impression of a fish before the film was out lol

[MartianMontana]

oh sorry lol I got confused

[darkraerae]

Lol no problem... I seem to have that affect on ppl :P

[xmarkxcorex85]

@darkraerae also there's a picture of dory in the background.

[cutiemulf]

"look at that, look at me. you're a moron."

LOL

[sheerbabypink]

i love the fish part!

hilarious

[rebirth1312]

i think she is very funny ! I have never thought of fish like that

[Zagwash]

go you for being a bigot!

[SugarCandyZee]

6:22 hahaha

driving a car, hitting a pedestrian and saying oh go ahead. hahaha.

ellen is funny :)

[linette1995]

shut up Ellen is awsome!!

[samjonsch]

well she makes everyone else laugh , so she should not give a fuck about you , and she should keep doing commedy

[lezxotic]

I remember Ellen from Way back when she use to do the Women's music festival circuit. She was definitely cuter in this vid than she is today, but still funny.

[patmrhottiepantz]

i don't recall asking you a question just simply letting you know that when that other person said she looked like dory and you wanted to know who that was or what it was that it was a character from finding nemo, and i put a question mark as a sign of sarcasm. apparently you found it annoying and let me know that so i simply responded.

[lezxotic]

I don't care. Go Away.

[patmrhottiepantz]

...you have an attitude problem. but fine goodbye.

[lezxotic]

I know what I have and that is no patience for your messages.

[cintaku79]

its ellen when the begining be star

[Poppenhuis]

In 6:02, she looks sooo much like Dory!!

[lezxotic]

"she looks sooo much like Dory!!"

Who the hell is Dory?

[Poppenhuis]

Ok, what I meant, Dory looks like her!

It's the character in Finding Nemo, that was inspired and voiced over by Ellen Degeneres :)

[makegana]

XD lol maybe thats why in the movie, the tank was really really dull

[patmrhottiepantz]

........finding nemo perhaps?

[lezxotic]

Stop being so damn annoying I don't know why you responded to me as I haven't a clue what your response means.

[patmrhottiepantz]

how the heck am i being annoying when all i did was...respond? and finding nemo would be a movie in which was ellen was the voice fo DORY in the movie.

[lezxotic]

How are u being annoying? U asked me a question.

[yellowbird4eva]

lol i love yalls conversation lol

[lezxotic]

What's so funny about it. I am being very serious this isn't a joke. Get out of my face if you have nothing signi=ficant to offer.

[yellowbird4eva]

it was just a statement........im not in your face......in order to do that i have to say something rude or offensive....i dont have to offer you anything significant ...i can say whatever i want even if it is bland and trivial...

[lezxotic]

well say it to some one else cause I am not interested in reading bland or trivial comments.

[MissFotini]

I wonder how she got the part in Finding Nemo then? hahaha!

[DrageReborn]

When was this? She looks so young!!!

But really funny ;D

[Androgyboris]

HAHAHA

her as the fish was so funny hahahahaha

[GayPrideJim]

Oh my god the fish part... I almost pissed myself SO funny.

[JackDammitRun]

that story about her aunt was fucking hilarious

[metalgirl113]

Look at that and look at me.

You're a moron.

[CowardLoserMan]

some of her facial expressions remind me of craig fersusson

[mimi098]

she is absolutely amazing.. :)

so funny..

[bretwes]

omfg the fish part was the best part EVER!

[farrellesque]

she was so beautiful!!!! in spirit and face lol...she has the best style, really laid back and easygoing...the opposite of other standups like chris rock. he's funny too but in a different way. She's a genius!!

[whitkofreshman]

Does Ellen do stand-up anymore????

[farrellesque]

no she's only doing her talk show. she's not really touring anymore. the last major standup was at beacon theater called 'here and now'. she said she wants to focus on her talk show instead in the future and she's not touring again.

[whitkofreshman]

Wooow,, these are OLD!!! She looks like my ex step mom,, FREAKY!!!!! But gotta love Ellen <33

[xDaisyGirl]

Oh my goodness.. I actually screamed with laughter when she was doing the fish impression :P

Love her!

[MollyPrewittWeasley]

That gerbil thing was so funny.

[Talice4Lyphe]

" look at that, look at me.....you moron" lmao

[KTSC123456789]

aww poor gerbil. :(

[XstarX360]

is she the voice for dorey from nemo ?

[pianoman8765]

Yup

[S2I08]

OMG! Thank You for uploading this I've rewatched it so many times. HILARIOUS! Wish she'd release another DVD with ALL her vintage performances like this one. She's hysterical!!! Amazing!

[S2I08]

oh man i was laughing SO HARD at the gerbil joke i had to pause the video cos i cudnt breathe lmao!!!!

[chromonatics101]

hey where are your feet? whats a frisbbe?

[SaraLevin]

So what if she's gay? She's still a great comedian.

And way a head of the most male comedians too...

[bubblecarrot123]

yeah, i mean i don't encourage gayy/lesbian relationships but she still is funny and a pretty good rolemodels for aspring young comedian girls. ")

[sirladytron]

do you really need to preface that with "i don't encourage gay/lesbian relationships"?

[bubblecarrot123]

well i didn't mean it a mean way but thats what all the people around me say. sorry if offended anyone. i mean same sex relationships. is that better?

[sirladytron]

no i mean, just say the lady is funny. the fact that she's gay has nothing to do with her talent. she didn't even talk about her lesbian identity in the video.

[bubblecarrot123]

but alot of people dislike ellen just because of her choice, and alot people judge her for it and trust me alot of people are sying shes not finni because of that.

[numsegaf]

do you have anything against gays or lesbians??

[bubblecarrot123]

Not in the sense i hate them or anything i just don't agree wit thier desion, i mean like i wouldn't alienate them or make fun of themi just don't agree with one of thier desions, i mean i have friends who are lesbians and i just don't about it because it don't want them to feel like i look down upoun them or somthing

[numsegaf]

wow, you opinion is really extreme to me :D

many few people of you opinion in EU, are you rebublican, christian or something? do you know allot with you opinion??

[bubblecarrot123]

i am a christan, i mean, is that a problem or somthing, and how is it extreme??

[numsegaf]

its not extreme that you are religious...

but you have a opinion to gay and lesbians im not used to where I live :)

[bubblecarrot123]

yeah i am a weird person, like its like i don't like that choice, but that doesn't mean they are not kool people or nice. i mean you can't judge people because of one minor thing and totally reject them, and where do you like live, like what state??

[numsegaf]

Im from Denmark - its a scandinavian country in Europe. So im not from the US.

we just speak good english in Denmark even though its not our main language. we speak danish.

well I respect every opinion, I have just never heard yours before, I just dont understand why gay realationsships are bad? They dont harm any.

[numsegaf]

I just believe that the most important things in the world are love and hapiness.

And if people loves someone of their own sex, its just perfect because they are happy! I gay doesnt harm any...

I think there is more reason to be upset over cars, they are ruining the world with all their Co2 gasses,

gays and lesbians are not ruining anything, they are just happy, and if you are against happiness. its just weird.

[bubblecarrot123]

Its not like they're bad, but the bible says that marriage was made for a man and a women, its what i belive, i mean i will stand behind it but the bible allso says not to discrminate people and to treat them as you would want to be treated, and i would want to treated with respect ya know?like if i want people to respect my religion and beliefs then you treat them with the same respect for thier religion too

[numsegaf]

I think god should come back to earth and rewrite the bible. gays are not causing any problem

but cars and other mechanical, electrical things are they just weren't their when the bible was written :)

The earth is right now going under because of people (not talking about you) ruining the world with all their fancy cars ect.

I believe that god is against people ruining the planet he created - so isnt it a bit double moral to claim you are a christian and ruining the planet on the same time

[numsegaf]

the bible is against equal opportunities.

it don't allow gay marriage, gays are not allowed the same happiness as other people, just because of the bible?? and the bible oppresses and underestimates women.

I believe in happiness, love and justice for all. but thats not what the bible represents.

[bubblecarrot123]

yeah, and thats what i feel about myself and a double claim. its confusing when you get deep into it, but its not like i am just gonna make some1 fell left out and alone just because they are gay amd lesbian, i mean God would want me to be thier friends stil. i mean it confuses me even but i still think there is nothing wrong woth having gay and lesbian friends

[numsegaf]

I just think you talk down to them. like they are another race..

and phrases like "god wants me to be friends with them still" god wants this and god wants that.

what about getting an opinion yourself, what do you want? and what do you think..

but okay, why does god think that gay and lesbian marriage is wrong? I just don't understand why love can be wrong! its so weird for me :D

[bubblecarrot123]

i realli don't know. i just don't

[numsegaf]

yeah okay... its not because i wanted to be rude against you or anything. I think you really nice

But sometimes you have to be critical towards what other people tells your. I dont believe in all that other people tell me just because they are older or they are teachers ect.

I am not so religious myself, but if god excist, I will take the gay debate with him before he chooses if im going to hell or not :P

I think he will be willing to listen to my opinion :P

[bubblecarrot123]

i know. and most of the time i try not to listen to those over the top crazy church deacons that think they know eveything.

i mean i think that i just have to trust my feelings and how i feel about god not what those other people think about him

and my take on those same sex relationships is kind of unusal even for america. and when you said I just think you talk down to them. like they are another race..

what did you mean, like the church or me personally?

[numsegaf]

no maybe more the church does...

buts its a bit difficult for me to explain because english is not my language, so its a bit difficult when I dont know all the words to express what im trying to say :P

but the church things that gays are weak and wrong people, so if you are a good Christian you should be friends with them even though they are "handicapped"

[numsegaf]

Im never in church

but my mother is Christian and I sometimes ask my villages priest about religious stuff, just to know how things works when it comes to christianity.

But have you ever been teached i darwinism e.g? Because I think all people should be teached in all religions, so they can choose what they want to believe in or not.

I think the only thing you have ever learned in school has been about christianity. So ofcourse you think thats the right thing, when nobody teaches you other

[numsegaf]

I have heard that some american schools refuses to teach their students in darwinism.

I think that is wrong.

I think people should learn about all religions, philosophies, ect. so every single person could decide wat they want to believe in.

you have always been told. Christianity is the only right thing!!! If I have been told that my whole life, I would have been a Christian myself today!

But Im happy im open towards all religions, because its important to learn from all of them.

[bubblecarrot123]

thats why i always preferreed public school to chirstian, i mean when i grow up i wanna travel and stuff and i love learning about religioens and cultures but the school i go to now opresses that. i mean the crriculim is stupid there is a whole freakin section on why rock music is bad. i mean, its too extreme for me. i mean i love god and i wouldn't change it for anything, but i still like learning about other realoigions and stuff.

[numsegaf]

I think its cool you christian and stuff, and cool that you prefer public school.

Its nice you also want to travel, and you are open to other religions. you can learn allot from them, without necessarily believe in them.

I think some elements in the bible is good. I also think that some things from Buddhism and the nordic mythologi are good aswell.

I have never heard that the bible is against rock music. that is very extreme, are you a bad human if you listen to rock? what about pop then?

[bubblecarrot123]

I know, its because of those christian extremesist in Nebraska that think that if you say "crap" youll go to hell. I mean i hate the cricullim personally. i mean an entire section on the dangers of rock music?? wtf are those nebraskan abeka people thinkin?? ( no offense to any Nebraskas, i am only reffering to the nebraskas who act like they have somthing up thier butt ") )

[numsegaf]

where in the US are you from :P?

[bubblecarrot123]

i am from the astern part

soorrry it took so long to answer ur question

[sc12een17am3]

it sad that many christian schools are extremely hardcore like that.

i was lucky enough i went to a "liberal" christian school. my highschool taught evolution in our history class and had an elective course "religions of the world" we had field trip to a Buddhist temple.

[me2u2like]

freak much ?

[sookala]

"...it's in Guam."

LOVE ELLEN!

[dangggmama]

HAHAHAHHAAH the fish thing was GREAT

[iluvEllenD0427]

7:16 wuz so funny lol and the fish part

[Julester27]

i luv ellen

[Julester27]

lol the fish part was so funny

[33455hello33455]

lol ellen is so funny!

[XOPAUXO]

I M a Man but I think that Ellen is very hot

[princesspout89]

The gerbil bit was AWFUL but SO FUNNY.

[vysrael09]

thats not on guam

[glitter123451990]

omg the whole fish thing!! xDDDDD

[xxSilverFlutexx]

I love her stage presence.

[diesel8o9]

My dad saw her in queens a longgggggg time ago before she was anybody...and his friends and him boo'd her off the stage...she cried.

poor ellen :( i love her...i forced him to watch this...he regrets it :) lmaoo

[Papatchidis]

omg thats so sad..

[KathrynFSophia]

Oh, I bet he does regret it!

That's funny though. Not cuz he bood her off stage, but because she did get bood off stage and now she's so freakin huge you know?

I love Ellen!

[mrscareless]

the goldfish thing xDDDD

[SmiggleSmiggle]

lol i loved the fish thing oh look its the fish flakes again oh thats way too much look at them then look at me............. moron

[RielysMommy06]

I think she is so sexy...

[hello1loser]

i LOVE when she nervously licks the corner of her mouth

she still does it..

[RielysMommy06]

I think it's hot...

[hello1loser]

it totally is

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[Jeremybeach]

thank god for people like you :D

makeas me happy

[zero102388]

All i can think about is finding nemo

haha.

[EmoCareBearsRock]

omg i totally forgot about that lol

..now i have finding nemo in my head

[carlahamm]

Nice hear haha, and the clothes...

[LexCooBukaba]

BTw ELlen..there is no wolves here xD...

Your awesome. And this is hilarious

[LexCooBukaba]

The pond that Ellen said is located at the north end of Guam. No one really goes there because its supposedly "haunted"

I just gotta say.. I can't believe she knows about the pond nonetheless the island. she truly is awesome.

[LexCooBukaba]

Guam xDD Actually guam doesn't have shacks at all xDD It's mostly just friendly people cute houses and just a really beautiful and unique island. As a matter of fact.. I grew up there. And guess what I"M HERE XD!!

Anyways, ellen is fucking funny as hell XDD.

And the name of the pond that Ellen said. there is a pond over here in guam with that name. xD

LOVE YOU ELLEN!!

[Corpse133]

Ellen makes a pretty good fish.