Black Metal Cookies

[liveShit]

Hahaha epic vid!

[CaptainKrys]

@dXFerociousXb

Why don't people in other countries (e.g. in Europe) have so many body problems?

[superrobinowitz]

this is like, epic meal time on meth.

[Jefrma]

0:11 lol such a badass cook!!

[XxdoncelladelmetalxX]

Hilarious shit!

[destroyerr666]

hahah fuckin A

[tkosullivan]

Gets me eeeeeeverytime , still a classic

[22rawrrawr]

Dude haha i love how your name is white stripes and you have black metal videos

[TheWhiteStripes3]

@22rawrrawr So do I, haha.

[GoatV8]

Can I please be you guys' friends?

[kaffakid]

this is so effing funny -- "the cookies of lucifer"

[TheWhiteStripes3]

@Smkiller They were made at the same time and in the same room. You liked Mac's version better.

[shadowskey666]

this shit is fuckin funny as fuck haha. the way they turn around so suddenly and the way they toss the cookie dough on the cooking sheet. haha, fuckin funny

[goldanaye]

Lounge is so fistfucking Metal!

[kvn100]

immortal cookies!!!

[MrTjb2009]

hahahaha wtf hahahaha lmmfao hahahhaahahahaahha

[hotdogsurprise]

LOL i gotta admit that was awesome!

[RagingBoar]

Stay metal, my brothers.

[RagingBoar]

This is the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my life.

[TheXIVLegion]

I thought they were going to mix the dough with blood and make the cookies look like devil's horns or guitars or something.

[Sibamo7]

They are so adorable!!!

[TezcatlipocaAhuizot]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahhahahahahahaha

Fucking Amazing!!!!! :D

[FeelsLikeToxic]

this is the best thing ive ever seen

[xxDISEMBOWLMENTxx]

LOL! The 666 OVEN! Nice one!

[4Xiox20]

I laughed SOOOOO hard to this, I've never seen cookies made so viciously lmfao hahahahahaha omg you get horns for that guys!

[Uzingniga20]

OH NOOO!!!!! NOT THE SYRUP!!!!!!!!

[octum]

I love how well done this is. Bravo gentlemen, bravo. XD

[TheShezz33]

Immortal and cookies!?........One by One each bite of thy cookie will unleash Tyrants, and Blizzard Beasts At the Stormy Gates of Mist. Then Blashyrkh will be Damned In Black! Bwahahahahaha!

[APetulantWhiteGuy]

This video got me into Immortal. Good job.

[DranzerTheDark]

LOOOOOOL XD

[goshish666]

WTF was that? XD that was pretty funny

[go36able]

Those are troo kvlt satanic black metal cookies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NinjaCeci]

Cookies+Metal lol my cup of tea :D

[Tharosh]

TRUE NORWEGIAN BLACK COOKIS ...Brutal

[NicolasThunder]

Check out my video guys! you were my inspiration hahaha :D

[KittieStrangeSaysBOO]

Gothowanie! xD

[nszeba2]

Mmmmm..., i just love black metal cookies!!! :)))

[Zakura616]

Inserting The Cookies Ov Baal Peor into the Flames Ov Perdition must have been BRVTAL! Always wear oven mitts! One must remain frosty!

[SemperFi62]

KVLT!

[JoeTheSuperTaco]

HAHA! that was great!!!! i lol'd so much!! i love the part where its like wait. and then elevator music starts playing haha.!!!

[haxhbkhhh]

jajajajajjaja me meo ¡¡¡ jajajajja

[YourParentsRDivorced]

RETREIVE THE COOKIES OF LUCIFER!

[grindmike1]

hahahaha XD good stuff

[YourParentsRDivorced]

lol...

receive the cookies of lucifer!

[helsbard]

hahaha

[7leemah]

Holy Shit! The Cookies of Blashyrkh...yes!!!

[tthwrthwrhthwrth]

LMFAO

[FuneralDoomster89]

Great guys! XD

[whiteboy7890]

two fatasses making cookies lol.

[princessjunecake]

If you think they're fat then you don't want to go the US.

They have people so big there that they have to be in wheel chairs because they're too big to walk... Or their so big that they can't breathe or they have heart problems because of their weight.

Grocery stores even have electric carts like wheel chairs because some people are too big to walk around the stores to shop.

Before anyone says that I'm mean, it was their choice to eat so much that they can't do normal activities.

[JFuzzman]

@princessjunecake you think what your saying is bad one. about 5 years ago we got a new hospital like right where i live almost... and we we're passing it through our car and you know hopsitals have huugge doors.. well i saw a whole bunch of doctors and nurses pushing this fat guy on his side thorough it because he couldn't fit. it was quiet disturbing actually.

[metallifreak77]

@princessjunecake I'm an American and totally agree with you, and am disgusted by the 'culture' developing here, lazy people with no self control to speak of, it is sickening.

P.S. This video is hilarious!

[TheShezz33]

@metallifreak77 I agree, and I'm a little out of shape(I'm a tid bit smaller then the guys in this video), but it's fucked up how people in our country can just eat their pain away. You would think that they could find more productive ways to deal with their emotional stress. Also Some people are to lazy to cook for themselves, and just eat fast food all the time. People have actually sued McDonald's because they got fat......How pathetically stupid is that?

[4Xiox20]

@TheShezz33 Yeah fuck fat people. 5 years later YOU die and the fat guy is still stuffing his face. Funny how fucks like you just...suck.

[cerelilqt]

@princessjunecake and they arn't fucking big boned like they say, they are fat lol, rugby players are big boned and have like 2% body fat

[4Xiox20]

@princessjunecake tbh it's the same on both sides.. I've seen them in europe fat as fuck too, I have quite a few friends in Europe and they all have to agree. We do have electric carts, believe it or not we have disabled people. I know complete fucking shocker there, the fat people are just lazy bastards that god forbid can't take a leisurely walk around a store. I'm not gonna go out there and say you're mean but I'm gonna say you're full of bullshit. just calling that out.

[565144]

@princessjunecake too true. And i must add that if you are to come out here, and you do not wish too see whole towns plagued with morbid obesity, than by all means stay aways from Mississippi. Holy Shit they are fat there.

[speedcoregewalt]

@princessjunecake i wish the grocery stores in my country (the netherlands) had those electric carts. that would make doing groceries totally awesome. Totally baked, 5 mph speed matches, drifting through the dairy aile. you yankees got it easy

[DarickC]

@princessjunecake I suppose I'm glad that I'm not in that category...?

are you from here? (the U.S.)

[VeneratioDiablo]

@princessjunecake Completely agreed. I'm from the US and I actually reside in the statistically-proven fattest state. It's so sad how these people will raise their children to live off of cupcakes and candy corn and let them evolve into the nastiest, most overweight and disease-prone wastes of life.

[xxchimakaraxx]

@princessjunecake lol every country has a stereotype, dont go to the UK because the british have butt ugly teeth, don't go to china because your chances of being hit by a car are 10 times greater, stay away from mexico where they all get high, stay out of Ireland where everybody's piss drunk, and everybody got AIDS in Africa so don't go there

[FuneralFungi]

@princessjunecake

Major thumbs up from a US citizen.

[FuneralFungi]

@princessjunecake

Major thumbs up from a US citizen.

[JonnyboyVideos]

@princessjunecake wtf? stop shtting and stereotyping like a mad dumb person... have you ever been too america? I mean, those who are fat in there, are HUGE. but you see a fat person in there once in half a year and its the same person XD

I mean, in the US, there are no people so fucking fat, thats just stereotyping you idiot...

[mestarka13]

haha

[Friiiiick]

I laughed so hard throughout that. Thank you.

[mikeSrayS]

lulz.

[CaptainHair2]

lmao! Tribute to Immortal at the ending there, I'm guessing?

[Maria4everable]

uahuahuahuahuahuahuha!!!!!

[Moonofmynights666]

the name of the song plzzzzz :(

[theone13378]

Immortal - One by one

[OkyDooky]

0:54 Most brutal mixing ever.

1:17 Most brutal cookie throwing ever.

...you know what? This is just simply the most brutal basking session ever!

\m/

[flamepeace]

uahuahauhauhaua

[BombadilTheBadass]

LOL...

[pieisthebestfoodevar]

Those cookies look delicious.

[glutterdestroyer]

That was the fifth most greatest thing I have ever seen in my life.

[HeartlessSora1234]

rofl

[CannibalJoshua]

good video, i rofled, but next time make one called "How to bake Jews (Death Metal Style) lol, j/k

[h3llhammer22]

you missed the boat in terms of making a funny holocaust joke. How does that relate to death metal? And did you TRULY lol?

[psyshock918]

XD awesome

[soylicantropo]

jejejejejejejejejejjeje

[battyboop]

LOVE IT

[Fuckedmanfear]

lmfao

[Peter31095Metalhead]

"One By One, we'll bake the cookies!!"

[koreanstyler]

there are 2 severe mistakes:

title does NOT contain enough adjectives.

Good one would be Grim and frost-bitten cookies of northern wrath

2. Dont throw the cookies onto the baking tin:

use a upside down cross shape....

[Mr937595]

These cookies taste like death, and that's a good thing lol

[666MetalLFreak666]

Hahaha How Fuckin Cute ! Love Those Guyz  xD

[teavb94]

hhahhhhahhhahahahh,they R like totally insane!

this guyz made my day.. xD

[crdrews]

That was awesome!!! :D

[allisonjane2012]

hmmm.... were those cookies actually good? 0.o

[axemanhojo]

Haha....the blackest cookies of 'em all...

[AramilWhisperwind]

The TRVEST cookies! xD

[shallowisthegrave]

i wonder how they taste... none the less... METAL FOREVER!!!!!!

[koreanstyler]

ARGHHH!!!! 1:32, I was really into that black metal song, and all of a sudden that weird shit -.-"

[koreanstyler]

you guys are trvly frostbitten and trve! vber kvlt!

Coooookies of EVIL !!!! >:O!

[DerEngelausWalsum]

Livores-German Black Metal

[NomhorasBlackMetal]

Cool :-)

[stergoschanel45]

1:47 lol

[maidenslayer]

one by one Immortal

[23rio23]

Watch this every day ! F***ing hilarious !

[IronDugi]

Yummy! I want to has!

[Mowaie]

...and my mom is exasperated when I'm waking up with Decrepit Birth playing on my iStation, every morning. XD I'd like to see her reaction to Black Metal cookies!! :D

Mooooooore cooking videos, a la black metal, those are so funny. XD

[MetalSoundMagazine]

kvlt!

[niltsirk]

coookies :P

[Brutalslam]

Ridículos como la banda que suena.

[oscuragotham]

This is so full of WIN!

[xenanikita]

cute, very cute!

[salaattimieskannu]

must try..... XD

[theheavymetalman]

Dude. If this was a TV show, I'd totally be into watching it weekly. lol.

[NECROMANSCIUS]

You two are the hiscory of humanity

[chikita1315]

fuck gordo trucho

[iddo12233]

what the hell is that elevator music in step 4 =D?

[louis8u7y]

u might wanna lay of the cookies a lil bit u geting a lil fat lmfao

[LaterzMcGhee]

fuckin sizeist bitch

[ronaXleigh]

lol...cookies...haha step 4....

[SoftGunner91]

Dehihiho!!!

[Punkrockzwergal]

I want some cookies!!!! XD

[Atair1993]

great xDDDD

[Immortalicast]

fuck thats as good as the immortal music clips

[potatomonkeyrap]

wow the ti video during the waiting video makes it even more curious. lol

[Vagitarian696]

Who would have thought baking cookies could be so brutal...\m/

[erkkijumalauta]

nice :D

[MorfGworfmim]

LOL So Funny!

[6969ripabat6969]

one by one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!1

[Jakegothicsnake]

mmmmm................cookies..­...........^_^

[Grim58666]

i thought i was a fat metal head hahahaha!! three words, whole new level haha

[somdark]

...lol

[PureHoIocaust]

lol the 666 in the oven..

[kataklysm13377]

great :D

[JoZi91]

scheisse is das geil xD

[rockyriverman]

1:03 Buried alive..... in chocolate chips!

[n00bloser]

Wat song is this?

[krisu1000]

Immortal - One by One

[TRACEMEDIA]

Shall all the gods of the underwolrd enjoy your cookies of wrath!!!

[illusionsBurn]

very good 5/5

[soadxxseetherrox]

0:39 definately an immortal move

[Slayersdf]

0:00 - 2:15 definatley an immortal move:D

[krisu1000]

haha they baked them so brutal !!!:D i love it

[MorbidJanette]

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha i love you guys

[immortalxpulse]

black metal is the best kind of metal, besides death metal.

[BloodFireSatan]

I need face paint for my Christmas cookie baking session

[IlyaAndAGuitar]

I don't know why I laughed so much.

I really don't.

[metalmullisha777]

Why did I get a thumbs down? black metal is killer too Im just throwing around thats it's a little attention-shockrockish too me but VENOM IS KILLER

[taxidermii]

...you guys just totally made my life.

there is nothing more kvlt than cookie-making.

15 kvlt points to the both of you. trade them in to get couponds to buy more corpse paint.

[rockyriverman]

That was great! 5/5! I love the way the cookies went into the oven "black metal style" LOL!

[Camicarmen]

HAHAHA

NIICE XD

corpse painting rulez

[metalmullisha777]

You may all have your ideals but I have mine too..black metal compared too thrash is garbage..

[WakizashiSabre]

Why? I would like to hear your thoughts. I like black more, but guitars from thrash metal are damn great.

[soadxxseetherrox]

listen to dimmu borgir's enthrone darkness triumphant album

[bersekstein18]

this video is awesome is very funny

excellent work man

[Demon1o666]

Mrs.Butterworth's ist KRIIIEEEEEEEEEEEG!

[maleficker]

at 1:48... most epic moment ever senn on youtube^^

[deincov]

Is this Dimmu Borgir?

[deincov]

NVM Sorry, I read the description after this.

[june1982]

Lol! HAHAHAHA! This is awesome!

[Emilia1Allen]

I bet those cookies taste great

[Th0max15]

funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lasauce101]

haha margarine

[Someoneotherthanyou]

You are the most trve of the trve...!

[Yuvalboo]

Really nice!!

[daddydapunker]

LOL

awesome guys

[Lengsel7]

F#*king posers!

EVERYONE knows ONLY REAL BUTTER and BROWN SUGAR are TRVE and CVLT!

[destroyreligion]

Best youtube video ever.

Seriously!

Cookies ov unholy frostbitten LUCIFER!!

[Lengsel7]

Haha!

[PerverseNoir]

Bet the cookies tasted like satans vagina.

Epic.

[sofaeryrotten]

LMFAO again. Epic.

[danethescarypagan]

lol, baked with hell-fire.

i want to see more videos with Mac and Wyatt!

[TheWhiteStripes3]

You probably wont get to see anymore with Wyatt. I've been trying to get Mac and Wyatt to make a new video with me recently but Wyatt is always busy or lazy or something. His hair isn't long anymore so he's not very black metal.

I'm afraid Billy Blasphemer has retired.

[Peccath]

Oh man, usually these kind of black metal parodies suck ass, but this was funny as hell :D The Call of the Wintercookie!

[darkcorsair247]

go into the forest

act like a trooll

[senescencia]

bored

[scottyblainlovell]

whats tha name of that song

[lleiaValentine]

The song is called one by one by Immortal, from their sons of northen darkness album, :-)

[afds258]

you rick

[pascalpg]

cradle suck

[Lucidique83]

Step 4 is my favorite.^^ now i want some cookies.=(

[jojophai]

u should have crossed out gold medal and write black metal on the flour bag

[TheWhiteStripes3]

Yeah! I wish we had thought of that... That would have been great.

[RedPaladin]

The ending was the perfect touch XD

[wargod666chriz]

do more black metal stuff

its hilarious!!!!!!!

[ILikePointyThings]

o0000hh sexy boys! <3