What the fuck is this homosexual shit? I typed Swifty to watch my main man's videos and got this crap up .... and why the hell does it have so many views? God, i hate myself for seeing this :(
even the epicness of having tim in matt's video isn't enough to make me like most the new videos matt makes. which sucks. i fucking hate the station now. it started with that fucking buck chang.
WTF!!!!! THIS IS FAKE... my car broke when i was on my way home from work and I asked "what would swify do?" out load and he didn't appear. DAMMIT SWIFTY!!! I'm so disappointed in you.
i'm sorry i just couldn't enjoy this video at all. i just don't think abortion is funny. i know this is comedy and not to be taken seriously , but i just don't think its kool or find it funny to try and kill a baby let alone hurt the mother b/c it may be an inconvenience
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Dunno what Swifty would do, i would kill her...then shove the baby up the moms vagina, then say go around and say. "Aw she died while giving birth..and so did the baby"!
wtf!!!!!!!! this is courtney pants!! i didnt know she collabed with tim and swift, i freaking love her random videos and she has an awesome grandmother lol
Not to be mean, but Matt can kinda act, however the horrible acting by everyone else in these videos just completely ruins them. I miss the old Swifty videos, not these horribly scripted shitty ones :/
Swift is freakin' giant!
ChannelYouMightLike 2 weeks ago
Jesus how tall are you Swifty?
lelouche93 3 weeks ago
My bitch is preggors!
Lol
luvapllz 3 weeks ago
MY BITCH IS PREGOORS!!! .. WHAAAAT?? YOUR BITCH IS PREGOORS!!? My bitch is pregoors! D:
AmyTwilightFan 2 months ago
YAY i got it right on the first go XD
stormydevil2000 3 months ago
oh godd, i just picked marrige and adoption... swiftyy...... haha
qtswimmer11 4 months ago
Wat! niggers this is the OG swifty !!
mrbuttplower 5 months ago
You ain't swifty
TheGeeksOfNorway 5 months ago
THATS NOT SWIFTY!
phantomfeline 5 months ago
Thumbs up if you knew it was Abortion, but you played all of them for fun.
BerylHawkins 6 months ago
his bitch is preggers?? haha!!!
foreverthasickest 6 months ago
What the fuck is this homosexual shit? I typed Swifty to watch my main man's videos and got this crap up .... and why the hell does it have so many views? God, i hate myself for seeing this :(
MrSugarfree09 6 months ago
@MrSugarfree09 YOUR "MAIN MAN" is johnsju -_- plus he doesnt own the name swifty o_o so go back to WoW swifty GOODBYE TROLL
mrblueyez07 5 months ago
timothydelghetto
oldsanta1000 6 months ago
I just realized that's Courtney.....
Philandshaned125 6 months ago
swifty if freekin sexy
cutie09sofine1 7 months ago
Omfg this was funny as hell
Snoppdoggism 7 months ago
i want to get a tattoo saying WWSD ;) lol not really *a pretendy one* :D
TheKizness74 7 months ago
swifty looks like a giant compared to tim hahaha
gen1234x 7 months ago 24
crap got her pregnant..... guess she wasnt on birth control after all >.<
jimmythervblover 7 months ago
how tall are you?!
xXOliSykesXx1 7 months ago
WHAT YO BITCH IS PREGGERS?!?!?!!?!?!
killerkyla0809 7 months ago
Swifty my Bitch is preggers
1001lovehurts 8 months ago
preggers? lol
suzitobi350 8 months ago in playlist SwiftKarateChop
Now i know hot to think. sit with swifty and move ur hands in the air
TheFredlovers123 8 months ago
my boyfriend keeps on picking me up and screaming 'MY BITCH IS PREGGERS!!'
he told me to watch this video.
i understand noww....
and now im hooked on swifty ‹3
br0k3ninside 9 months ago
@br0k3ninside never stop
TheFredlovers123 8 months ago
i guessed right the 1st time = )
2hafstylezk 9 months ago
Idea number 4 abandonment ( ;
XxMrNewsComedyxX 9 months ago
ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!
shaggysoawesome 9 months ago
sorry but i only watched this video because of TDLG.
XoBeanerX 9 months ago
he looks sooo tall next to timothy
WhisperzIshBored 9 months ago
press 2 over and over xD
iBLEEDblacksparkles 9 months ago
even the epicness of having tim in matt's video isn't enough to make me like most the new videos matt makes. which sucks. i fucking hate the station now. it started with that fucking buck chang.
callmecrazybecoziam 10 months ago
HOLY SHIT it's the girl that ruined ask swifty! i noticed that voice -_-
she needs to go somewhere
callmecrazybecoziam 10 months ago
tim!
callmecrazybecoziam 10 months ago
How many times have I pulled my hand to my face and asked out loud, "What would Swifty do?" in hopes that he would pop in out of thin air?
kmkmkm15 10 months ago
eww who would fuck that asian guy, only swifty :)
LittleMissImmature 10 months ago
"SWIFTY, MY BITCH IS PREGGERS!"
spankingredrern 10 months ago 5
i wish swifty would show up every time i said wwsd :(
SleepyroxyPJs 10 months ago 2
well um,, the abortion doesn't work....
caysachic 10 months ago
OMG HE'S SO TALL.
onezerothreetwo 10 months ago
WTF!!!!! THIS IS FAKE... my car broke when i was on my way home from work and I asked "what would swify do?" out load and he didn't appear. DAMMIT SWIFTY!!! I'm so disappointed in you.
emaijna 10 months ago
SWIFTY MY BITCH IS PREGGORS!
GamingsecretsTV 10 months ago
ur like a giant compared to him
ashesofbeauty1511 11 months ago
by ***** is crakers
otherjon604881 11 months ago
MY B ITCH IS PREGGORS!!!!!
mickyD499 11 months ago
not i cant be a father but i cant b a baby daddy
georgeharris44 11 months ago
woo TIMOTHYDELAGHETTO
croup007 11 months ago
thumbs up if you think swifty is cute. hehee
Iaur1387 11 months ago 2
WHAT?? you preggors?!
OHNOO!
Iaur1387 11 months ago
"I was just playing ghost busters!" "Swifty! My bitch is preggers!!!" "What?! you're bitch is preggers?!!" Mah bitch is preggers!!!!" "OH! NOESS!"
Saramore23 11 months ago
Swifty you're so cute in this video!
Preggers! So funny!
TehLinds 11 months ago
WHAT you'r Preggors OH NO
theonlyone100100 11 months ago
i'm sorry i just couldn't enjoy this video at all. i just don't think abortion is funny. i know this is comedy and not to be taken seriously , but i just don't think its kool or find it funny to try and kill a baby let alone hurt the mother b/c it may be an inconvenience
ClubAceofSpades 11 months ago
AWWW COME ON I WAS JUST PLAYIN GHOST BUSTERS SWIFTY MY BITCH IS PREGGERZ WHT! MY BITCH IS PREGGORZ YOUR BITCH IS PREGGERZ
evertlora 11 months ago
I WAS JUST PLAYIN GHOST BUSTERS! xD
Acidgummybear13 11 months ago
0:30-0:43
Favorite part!(:
lilgothic13 11 months ago
why is swifty so much bigger than him ? lol
24rugrats 11 months ago 2
dude swifty i have the same Necklace :D
dabeothic 11 months ago
hahaha he is soooooo tall
kroppcirclelover101 11 months ago
if you guys notice the box thing then the things are written by another something
smexichick97 11 months ago
Aahhg, his old vids were way funnier....
Jrob92544 11 months ago 47
@Jrob92544 no......
kakashiluver123100 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
MAKE AN ASK SWIFTY!
you havent done it in two months...
xAnetex 11 months ago 2
I want to stroke Swifty's beautiful hair<3<3<3
armor27 11 months ago 3
SIWFTY= HOT BEYOND Belief !!!! ;D
KionaHataka 11 months ago
Her cheek bones are bugging me so much.
MrDougIsHere 11 months ago
SWIFTY MY BITCH IF PREGGERS!!
angelofthetwilight01 11 months ago
Tim looks like a baby-ish child with gigantic swifty on his side... lol
linaseoyonpark 11 months ago
My bitch is Preggerors!!
ahaha funniest line
mypeanutbutter123 11 months ago
And you didnt notice the pregnancy during those 8 months? Wow. I'M thinkin' that baby's gonna come out lookin' like a basketball XD
angelcfd1 11 months ago 2
wooooo ghostbusters aaahhh XDXD
rondomeer 11 months ago
you cant get an abortion after like, 3 months of pregnancy i think. LOL
MonkeyGirlRoxYourSox 11 months ago
i miss swifts hairrrrrr! D: </3
AlwaysAttract123 11 months ago
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mulazula 11 months ago
co za azy....
MolligaWozza 11 months ago
@MolligaWozza STFU with that shit co za your mom motherfucker
thizz0707 11 months ago
I would so knock that babe up!
graphattic 11 months ago
FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BSGA22 11 months ago
Swift is so much bigger then Tim XD
Rarasarus 11 months ago
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Co za asy...
Bubba42k 11 months ago
Dunno what Swifty would do, i would kill her...then shove the baby up the moms vagina, then say go around and say. "Aw she died while giving birth..and so did the baby"!
Seldanas 11 months ago
Swifty is so HOT *_______*
thePOPprincess1996 11 months ago 2
Hey guys go tjeck out the new ipad 2 !!! my channel :D
assoiscool 11 months ago
Whoa Tim is short!
LifeSgreeaat 11 months ago
Was I the only one who thought Swifty was the PvP warrior?
nikkenwannab 11 months ago
nice ball :D
needtutorial 11 months ago
how could she be pregnant? hes a fucking asian
xxAlexLoves182xx 11 months ago
I dough swifty has ever seen a vagina.
KpEMuKoBcu 11 months ago
i hate americans youngs sooooo stupid
flyandenjoy 11 months ago
thumbs up if you thought that swifty was shane dawson at the beggining
Iaur1387 11 months ago
it says 8 months .. yea, that 's way too late for abortionxD
secretcherry79 11 months ago
i cannot click abortion D=
zenstran 11 months ago
stupid americans
zim412 11 months ago 2
9 months are too late for abortion.. :)
MrKikinija 11 months ago
Brows :DDDDD
xomiakas 11 months ago
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaameeee
ElisaIsra 1 year ago
when someone just says "my bitch is preggers"
i would usually think to take them to the vet...
so i guess swifty was smart to offer human ideas.
jennerationlove 1 year ago 65
is there a bowling ball under her shirt?
ekmpuy7an2h4 1 year ago
retarded stuff
valciobanu 1 year ago
after seeing 0:16,that looks a lot more like 10 months pregnant with triplets.
geebeepman 1 year ago
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OH DAMN!!! FUCK FUCK THAT PREGGORS!!!
TheAlibsar 1 year ago
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Oh Damn!!!
FUCK THAT PREGGORS!!!
TheAlibsar 1 year ago
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****ATTENTION ALL VIEWERS!!!!!!*****: Testicles. That is all.
AOSEDGE 1 year ago
wtf!!!!!!!! this is courtney pants!! i didnt know she collabed with tim and swift, i freaking love her random videos and she has an awesome grandmother lol
Terd2402 1 year ago
MAH BITCH IS PREGGORZ
soccer1cheer 1 year ago
Man i think like swifty. Every one of his multiple choice WWSD videos, i got the "right" one on the first try. is that a good thing though O_O
tehkyle00 1 year ago
PREGERSS !
ABearInHerex3 1 year ago
Ugh mi iPad won't let me choose :'
iheartweeworld 1 year ago
hey bitches whats up, swifty what the hell happend with ask swifty ?
domar0 1 year ago
hey bitches whats up swifty what the hell happend with ask swifty ?
domar0 1 year ago
- swifty my bitch is preggors !
lmao !
boxmyster08 1 year ago
ask swifty?! :(
falloutgirl2312 1 year ago
Wats a chick do when they're watchin this on their iTouch?
caysachic 1 year ago
SWIFTY MY BITCH IS PREGGERS!!!!!! YOUR BITCH IS PREGGERS??!?!!?! MY BITCH IS PREGGERS!!!!!
brandimichellexD 1 year ago
....okay the vids jus arent doin it 4 me anymore.... WE NEED MORE ASK SWIFTY!!!!!!!!!!! like RIGHT NOW -_-
briyze 1 year ago
O.o... Thought wwsd ment what would satan do... Nuf said
ArsenicKills 1 year ago
Those Girls eyebrows are bugging be so much...
tenaciousheart123 1 year ago 251
@tenaciousheart123 Cannot unsee fuck you !
AndrixuzD 11 months ago
@tenaciousheart123 if she has any...
giodalle 10 months ago
Swifty is hot! Lmao @ Traffik! "My bitch is preggors!" Dude, that's freakin' hilarious! xD
ononiap 1 year ago
Swifty my b itch is preggors!!!
WHAT?! your b itch it's preggors?
Rahzelxn 1 year ago 220
1. Pause at 1: 05
2. Look at Swifty
3. Lol
3. Thumbs up
urgenham 1 year ago
@urgenham no.
PentagramSchematic 1 year ago
@urgenham i did laugh, but i won't give you a thumbs up specifically because you asked.
floomification 1 year ago
annotation - work - not :|
Barosanumov 1 year ago
SWIFTY!!! ... sometimes you look like Ian from Smosh... but with long hair...
SamsIdea 1 year ago
Matt you're hair is wicked sexy in this, please stop cutting your hair and doing weird things to it. make it sexy again :3
ThatCrazyGingerChick 1 year ago
is ther even a series to this one cuz i jst searched for it (cuz im on my ipod) an cant find the series!! ahhhh
sweetdevil1054 1 year ago
of course Tim would be the one that gotta hoe preggers!
andreahatecats 1 year ago
CourtneyPants!! :D
Livilovescupcakes 1 year ago
You're legs are skinney.
xxcherishlovexx 1 year ago
dude...it seems like there should've been more...
dayzieskye 1 year ago
omg! I love the necklace!!
Jilb8 1 year ago
i love how, swifty is like a foot taller than the asian kid.
icymargarita10 1 year ago
Oh, how I want to touch your hair :3
PinkRawrDino 1 year ago
Fucking shit I want your fucking hair SO fucking much!! It's like... SEX! but, it's not, cause it's hair! But it's sooooo amazing.. FUCK!
RavenSkyhhhhh 1 year ago
MY BITCH IS PREGGERS!! Haha(:
TayDani15 1 year ago
omg haha!!
Melonie86 1 year ago
The old swifty would have made a baby sandwich :o
AlannaB45 1 year ago
Is it me or is the 3rd choice is always what Swifty would do?
beccaotaku 1 year ago
haha swifty looks like a giant next to tim....
maria1239876 1 year ago
you remind me of russel brand in a way lol :D
xHelloKawiiKaylax 1 year ago 4
You don't know how many times i said "what would Swifty do" hoping he would pop up and talk to me X3
BecauseOfKati 1 year ago 3
Wow Tim looks so tiny, compared to Swifty...
IWillJudgeU 1 year ago 3
the answer is abortion....... it's always abortion
Aj007cool 1 year ago 3
lmao when i was in a tough spot pick the <3 love my life or my best friend who went out with him i acctually said...What would swifty do lmao :]
camprock347 1 year ago
It's been 3 months since you last made an Ask Swifty video. :( come on Matt! Please!
XxParamorexX1233 1 year ago
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CycleOfDays 1 year ago
Tim, the only thing you've ever possibly "impregnated" are your hands...well, if they could get pregnant that is... You are so ugly, chinky pie!
DN64 1 year ago
@DN64 I honestly hope this thing that I am responding to gets lit on fire.
Alastarr1 1 year ago
@Alastarr1 I'm already on fire (hot), so there is no need to, bitch... HAHA! OWNED!
DN64 1 year ago
i only watched this because Tim is in it :)
iloveLAdodgers 1 year ago
press 5 tehe(:
BoredBrunetts 1 year ago
Curse the iPhone I can't pick Wich one grrr
rawr2508 1 year ago
Im on my ipod to
metalman11ty1 1 year ago
Yes I'm on my iPod, too :(
Rocelia101 1 year ago
4th option...take her to Jerry
imraannasir 1 year ago
basketball at 0:24
imraannasir 1 year ago
Not to be mean, but Matt can kinda act, however the horrible acting by everyone else in these videos just completely ruins them. I miss the old Swifty videos, not these horribly scripted shitty ones :/
KaterzThePlatypus 1 year ago
@KaterzThePlatypus I like the WWSD series...
hellz184 1 year ago
I'm on my iPod though :(
hdvaulter 1 year ago
I'm on my iPod :(
MeowMrKitty 1 year ago
i love the ghostbusters game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheRose130 1 year ago
well. sommmebodys looking hot today. and every day for that matter. xDD
TheDorkasaurusx3 1 year ago
YOUR BITCH IS PREGGERS?!?!?!?!
XDiLaughAtYou 1 year ago
That pair of glasses on the couch is pissing me off
StubDaBeast 1 year ago
pregNers? haha
h3aRtLeIgH 1 year ago
I think you should make an ask swifty asap! Those are my favorite videos! I miss them...
CourtywilleatchuXD 1 year ago
You can't get an abortion at 8 months? It's illegal...
EvilLemonsTv 1 year ago
her baby looks oddly like a basketball... cute baby ! (:
lexxtacy678 1 year ago
Swifty is a giant compared to Tim o.o
ohmygoditsweiner 1 year ago
Just dont be late for dinner!
ladypantherkathy11 1 year ago
SWIFTY,MY BITCH IS PREGGERS!!
WHAAATTT??!!
TheChipandDipwad314 1 year ago
I love how big you look compared to him Swifty:P
JustAnotherLondoner 1 year ago