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  • Swift is freakin' giant!

  • Jesus how tall are you Swifty?

  • My bitch is preggors!

    Lol

  • MY BITCH IS PREGOORS!!! .. WHAAAAT?? YOUR BITCH IS PREGOORS!!? My bitch is pregoors! D:

  • YAY i got it right on the first go XD

  • oh godd, i just picked marrige and adoption... swiftyy...... haha

  • Wat! niggers this is the OG swifty !!

  • You ain't swifty

  • THATS NOT SWIFTY!

  • Thumbs up if you knew it was Abortion, but you played all of them for fun.

  • his bitch is preggers?? haha!!!

  • What the fuck is this homosexual shit? I typed Swifty to watch my main man's videos and got this crap up .... and why the hell does it have so many views? God, i hate myself for seeing this :(

  • @MrSugarfree09 YOUR "MAIN MAN" is johnsju -_- plus he doesnt own the name swifty o_o so go back to WoW swifty GOODBYE TROLL

  • timothydelghetto

  • I just realized that's Courtney.....

  • swifty if freekin sexy

  • Omfg this was funny as hell

  • i want to get a tattoo saying WWSD ;) lol not really *a pretendy one* :D

  • swifty looks like a giant compared to tim hahaha

  • crap got her pregnant..... guess she wasnt on birth control after all  >.<

  • how tall are you?!

  • WHAT YO BITCH IS PREGGERS?!?!?!!?!?!

  • Swifty my Bitch is preggers

  • preggers? lol

  • Now i know hot to think. sit with swifty and move ur hands in the air

  • my boyfriend keeps on picking me up and screaming 'MY BITCH IS PREGGERS!!'

    he told me to watch this video.

    i understand noww....

    and now im hooked on swifty ‹3

  • @br0k3ninside never stop

  • i guessed right the 1st time = )

  • Idea number 4 abandonment ( ;

  • ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!

  • sorry but i only watched this video because of TDLG.

  • he looks sooo tall next to timothy

  • press 2 over and over xD

  • even the epicness of having tim in matt's video isn't enough to make me like most the new videos matt makes. which sucks. i fucking hate the station now. it started with that fucking buck chang.

  • HOLY SHIT it's the girl that ruined ask swifty! i noticed that voice -_-

    she needs to go somewhere

  • tim! 

  • How many times have I pulled my hand to my face and asked out loud, "What would Swifty do?" in hopes that he would pop in out of thin air?

  • eww who would fuck that asian guy, only swifty :)

  • "SWIFTY, MY BITCH IS PREGGERS!"

  • i wish swifty would show up every time i said wwsd :(

  • well um,, the abortion doesn't work....

  • OMG HE'S SO TALL.

  • WTF!!!!! THIS IS FAKE... my car broke when i was on my way home from work and I asked "what would swify do?" out load and he didn't appear. DAMMIT SWIFTY!!! I'm so disappointed in you.

  • SWIFTY MY BITCH IS PREGGORS!

  • ur like a giant compared to him

  • by ***** is crakers

  • MY B ITCH IS PREGGORS!!!!!

  • not i cant be a father but i cant b a baby daddy

  • woo TIMOTHYDELAGHETTO

  • thumbs up if you think swifty is cute. hehee

  • WHAT?? you preggors?!

    OHNOO!

  • "I was just playing ghost busters!" "Swifty! My bitch is preggers!!!" "What?! you're bitch is preggers?!!" Mah bitch is preggers!!!!" "OH! NOESS!"

  • Swifty you're so cute in this video!

    Preggers! So funny!

  • WHAT you'r Preggors OH NO

  • i'm sorry i just couldn't enjoy this video at all. i just don't think abortion is funny. i know this is comedy and not to be taken seriously , but i just don't think its kool or find it funny to try and kill a baby let alone hurt the mother b/c it may be an inconvenience

  • AWWW COME ON I WAS JUST PLAYIN GHOST BUSTERS SWIFTY MY BITCH IS PREGGERZ WHT! MY BITCH IS PREGGORZ YOUR BITCH IS PREGGERZ

  • I WAS JUST PLAYIN GHOST BUSTERS! xD

  • 0:30-0:43

    Favorite part!(:

  • why is swifty so much bigger than him ? lol

  • dude swifty i have the same Necklace :D

  • hahaha he is soooooo tall

  • if you guys notice the box thing then the things are written by another something

  • Aahhg, his old vids were way funnier....

  • @Jrob92544 no......

  • MAKE AN ASK SWIFTY!

    you havent done it in two months...

  • I want to stroke Swifty's beautiful hair<3<3<3

  • SIWFTY= HOT BEYOND Belief !!!! ;D

  • Her cheek bones are bugging me so much.

  • SWIFTY MY BITCH IF PREGGERS!!

  • Tim looks like a baby-ish child with gigantic swifty on his side... lol

  • My bitch is Preggerors!!

    ahaha funniest line

  • And you didnt notice the pregnancy during those 8 months? Wow. I'M thinkin' that baby's gonna come out lookin' like a basketball XD

  • wooooo ghostbusters aaahhh XDXD

  • you cant get an abortion after like, 3 months of pregnancy i think. LOL

  • i miss swifts hairrrrrr! D: </3

  • co za azy....

  • @MolligaWozza STFU with that shit co za your mom motherfucker

  • I would so knock that babe up!

  • FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • Swift is so much bigger then Tim XD

  • Dunno what Swifty would do, i would kill her...then shove the baby up the moms vagina, then say go around and say. "Aw she died while giving birth..and so did the baby"!

  • Swifty is so HOT *_______*

  • Hey guys go tjeck out the new ipad 2 !!! my channel :D

  • Whoa Tim is short!

  • Was I the only one who thought Swifty was the PvP warrior?

  • nice ball :D

  • how could she be pregnant? hes a fucking asian

  • I dough swifty has ever seen a vagina.

  • i hate americans youngs sooooo stupid

  • thumbs up if you thought that swifty was shane dawson at the beggining

  • it says 8 months .. yea, that 's way too late for abortionxD

  • i cannot click abortion D=

  • stupid americans

  • 9 months are too late for abortion.. :)

  • Brows :DDDDD

  • laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaameeee

  • when someone just says "my bitch is preggers"

    i would usually think to take them to the vet...

    so i guess swifty was smart to offer human ideas.

  • is there a bowling ball under her shirt?

  • retarded stuff

  • after seeing 0:16,that looks a lot more like 10 months pregnant with triplets.

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  • wtf!!!!!!!! this is courtney pants!! i didnt know she collabed with tim and swift, i freaking love her random videos and she has an awesome grandmother lol

  • MAH BITCH IS PREGGORZ

  • Man i think like swifty. Every one of his multiple choice WWSD videos, i got the "right" one on the first try. is that a good thing though O_O

  • PREGERSS !

  • Ugh mi iPad won't let me choose :'

  • hey bitches whats up, swifty what the hell happend with ask swifty ?

  • hey bitches whats up swifty what the hell happend with ask swifty ?

  • - swifty my bitch is preggors !

    lmao !

  • ask swifty?! :(

  • Wats a chick do when they're watchin this on their iTouch?

  • SWIFTY MY BITCH IS PREGGERS!!!!!! YOUR BITCH IS PREGGERS??!?!!?! MY BITCH IS PREGGERS!!!!!

  • ....okay the vids jus arent doin it 4 me anymore.... WE NEED MORE ASK SWIFTY!!!!!!!!!!! like RIGHT NOW -_-

  • O.o... Thought wwsd ment what would satan do... Nuf said

  • Those Girls eyebrows are bugging be so much...

  • @tenaciousheart123 Cannot unsee fuck you !

  • @tenaciousheart123 if she has any...

  • Swifty is hot! Lmao @ Traffik! "My bitch is preggors!" Dude, that's freakin' hilarious! xD 

  • Swifty my b itch is preggors!!!

    WHAT?! your b itch it's preggors?

  • 1. Pause at 1: 05

    2. Look at Swifty

    3. Lol

    3. Thumbs up

    

  • @urgenham no.

  • @urgenham i did laugh, but i won't give you a thumbs up specifically because you asked.

  • annotation - work - not :|

  • SWIFTY!!! ... sometimes you look like Ian from Smosh... but with long hair...

  • Matt you're hair is wicked sexy in this, please stop cutting your hair and doing weird things to it. make it sexy again :3

  • is ther even a series to this one cuz i jst searched for it (cuz im on my ipod) an cant find the series!! ahhhh

  • of course Tim would be the one that gotta hoe preggers!

  • CourtneyPants!! :D

  • You're legs are skinney.

  • dude...it seems like there should've been more...

  • omg! I love the necklace!!

  • i love how, swifty is like a foot taller than the asian kid.

  • Oh, how I want to touch your hair :3

  • Fucking shit I want your fucking hair SO fucking much!! It's like... SEX! but, it's not, cause it's hair! But it's sooooo amazing.. FUCK!

  • MY BITCH IS PREGGERS!! Haha(:

  • omg haha!!

  • The old swifty would have made a baby sandwich :o

  • Is it me or is the 3rd choice is always what Swifty would do?

  • haha swifty looks like a giant next to tim....

  • you remind me of russel brand in a way lol :D

  • You don't know how many times i said "what would Swifty do" hoping he would pop up and talk to me X3

  • Wow Tim looks so tiny, compared to Swifty...

  • the answer is abortion....... it's always abortion

  • lmao when i was in a tough spot pick the <3 love my life or my best friend who went out with him i acctually said...What would swifty do lmao :]

  • It's been 3 months since you last made an Ask Swifty video. :( come on Matt! Please!

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  • Tim, the only thing you've ever possibly "impregnated" are your hands...well, if they could get pregnant that is...  You are so ugly, chinky pie!

  • @DN64 I honestly hope this thing that I am responding to gets lit on fire.

  • @Alastarr1 I'm already on fire (hot), so there is no need to, bitch... HAHA! OWNED!

  • i only watched this because Tim is in it :)

  • press 5 tehe(:

  • Curse the iPhone I can't pick Wich one grrr

  • Im on my ipod to

  • Yes I'm on my iPod, too :(

  • 4th option...take her to Jerry

  • basketball at 0:24

  • Not to be mean, but Matt can kinda act, however the horrible acting by everyone else in these videos just completely ruins them. I miss the old Swifty videos, not these horribly scripted shitty ones :/

  • @KaterzThePlatypus I like the WWSD series...

  • I'm on my iPod though :(

  • I'm on my iPod :(

  • i love the ghostbusters game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • well. sommmebodys looking hot today. and every day for that matter. xDD

  • YOUR BITCH IS PREGGERS?!?!?!?!

  • That pair of glasses on the couch is pissing me off

  • pregNers? haha

  • I think you should make an ask swifty asap! Those are my favorite videos! I miss them...

  • You can't get an abortion at 8 months? It's illegal...

  • her baby looks oddly like a basketball... cute baby ! (:

  • Swifty is a giant compared to Tim o.o

  • Just dont be late for dinner!

  • SWIFTY,MY BITCH IS PREGGERS!!

    WHAAATTT??!!

  • I love how big you look compared to him Swifty:P