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  • while i was asleep HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • The manliest thing I've ever done was to watch these videos.

  • He's such a liar!!! Ha ha!

  • the dislikers out there your dick is a s big as the dislike bar.... oh wait there is no dislike bar

  • my menliest thing ever is eating a coocky ... wile i was asleep!!!

  • @oldspice you versus a supernova implosion of a star. who would win?

  • It wouldda been funnier if he stopped after he said "It was the night before that..." and said "you know what I mean... \:)"

  • Old Spice Guy, what should I call you?

  • When it rains...

    That old spice man pissin on your head

  • this video was made for me!!! =D

    i asked him this question over my twitter account iggip0p and i couldnt believe he actually answered it! it still blows my mind that he actuallyb responded to me XD

  • Chuck norris, meet your god

  • Of course how ever you all over look the manliest man ever kamina who rules the universe with his manliness, and who the hell do you think he is?!!!?

  • Chuck Norris was born a baby with a beard. But Old Spice guy? He was born a man. A manly scented man who's scent traveled for miles and impregnated every woman within the state/country. over a million babies were born, thus creating a place called China. Their babies were born with incredible knowledge and talent and patience to do just about anything 10 times better than the average baby who wasn't born due to the woman who were affected by Old Spice man's scent.

  • this guy and Chuck Norris probably race each other to pluto and back when they are bored.

  • Old Spice Guy is like Ghostrider, only thing is that Old Spice Guy is always awesome and handsome.

  • GO C DECEVIO AND NEW WEST ORDER MUSIC ON YOUTUBE 2012

  • Old spice body wash made me spawn a huge mountain out of thin air to then tear it in half and collect every piece of metal in it in less then two seconds to then melt it into metal sidings that I gave the old spice man for his house. After jogging around the earth faster than the speed of light I found out that the metal sidings was no longer on his house, finally I know where they are.

  • This guy is like the Master Chief + Jorge + a hot cyborg alien ninja assasin + ten hundred thousand million billion trillion of the most perfect diamonds in the universe. Plus Old Spice.

  • chuck norris is raging right now! thats why he disliked it 8 times!

  • i. want. to. own. that. motorcycle!!

  • Now that...was manly

  • @l0Peace0l He jas a daughter

  • i caught my gf masturbating to this and she orgasmed diamonds weather or not that was previously possible thats what happened

  • 6 over and over soooo funny!

  • PA PA pA PA PAPA POWAH

  • This man must have the most self esteem out of everybody in the whole world

  • he replaces three meals a day for 3 manly things a day

  • while i was asleep

  • The Most Interesting Man in the world was normal until Old Spice, he then became manly and took the young Chuck Norris under his manly wing. Chuck Norris was killed by Bruce Lee but was so manly by the effect of Old Spice that his body exploded and from the ashes of his dead phoenix body came...The Old Spice Man. He has since surpassed the Most Interesting Man in The World and has won the internet.

  • Old Spice Man wanted amazing music, so farted out The Spice Girls

  • I guess the Spice Girls come out of this bathroom...

  • Looks like chuck norris finally has some competition.

  • @Twinbladel1 haha thats just what i was thinking haha

  • @Twinbladel1 There could never be a competition, the epicness of this competition would cause such chaos that Earth, Mars, Venus, and Uranus would blow up from the sheer power.

  • @Twinbladel1 Chuck Norris doesn't have compitition he has MANTITION!!!!!! AND LOST!!!! TO OLD SPICE GUY!!!!! A.K.A ISAIAH MUSTAFA!!!!!!!! A.K.A MR NUMBER 1 IN MANTITION AGAINST CHUCK NORRIS!!!! *Old Spice Whistle* and also you will be punched in the face by Chuck Norris's beards fist. (For not putting capitals in his name, he finds that a form of disrespect and is hunting you down at this moment)

  • @Twinbladel1, dude, don'b give Chuck Norris the benefit of the doubt, he isn't even playing the game anymore.

  • @Twinbladel1 Chuck Norris lost the competition when old spice guy was born

  • @Twinbladel1 Chuck norris cannot compete

  • your full of it

  • i bet hes got the biggest weiner of all time

  • @MsHfhfhffh actually the americans are the only ones in the world that uses miles XD fail haha

  • @MsHfhfhffh Canadians do 

  • @MsHfhfhffh

    Pretty much the entire world except North America does. Great Britain is converting, so it doesn't count!

  • @MsHfhfhffh lol might want to check your facts before you post something bud

  • @MsHfhfhffh Almost everyone except the US does. Canada uses kilometers, it's just an easier system, not so arbitrary and ridiculous.

  • @MsHfhfhffh It's KILOMETERS.

  • This guy is so funny, as Chuck Norris is getting old I vote for this guy to take over from him.

  • I can do a voice imitation of him XD It's about 90% accurate.

  • that was probobly it....

  • old spice guy, is there anyone as manly as you?

  • I think he forgot to tell you guys that I as well was there when he did all this. Of course I was not able to do it as fast and had told him to go on ahead but I did these things non the less.

  • ....the question is...... are you manlier then chuck norris..?

  • the other dude is better

  • Funny thing is, I actually believe he did these things...

  • @EeveeChao i pictured it all happeneing .... and i pictured him doing it all with no shirt on and a towel covering his obviously huge balls

  • @ewok531 becuz he's Old Spice Man. obviously lol

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  • i think he would prefer to say "everyday, coz i got many hook ups nigga" but producers wouldn't let him :)

  • lol epic

  • just imagine if you had a motorcycle with the immortal words "made by old spice man" carved on the side. you would have friends. lots of them.

  • No... the manliest thing he ever done was being born.

  • I saw this video, and now I'm gay. Obviously when my dad found out, he was pissed. I showed him this video, and now he's ok with it

  • @Starbladek your dads gay too now I assume?..lol

  • @Starbladek

    This video should make you so heterosexual and so manly that you would want to fuck 1000000000 woman while carving diamonds and riding a horse.Backwards.

  • @Starbladek That's one of the most awesome comments I've ever seen.

  • @Starbladek Would have been more funny if you said your dad also turned gay :P

  • @Starbladek i meant funnier ;)

  • 7 people dont wear old spice

  • most manliest?? when he was born the doctor was gay from there on out

  • Old Spice Guy doesn't always drink beer, but when he does... he prefers Dos Equis

  • macho macho man .....

  • I was about to troll but then I was turned into diamonds.

  • Only bear traps? Pussy...

  • JESUS!!! LOL

  • being on a horse..

  • I am now pregnant with his child.

    even though i lack a functioning uterus

  • My balls just exploded.

  • @xceis

    yea. exploded diamonds

  • this guy is stronger than chuck norris!!!

  • 7 people were so amazed by Old Spice Man's awesomeness that they clicked the wrong button!!!

  • @Bluestarskit4ever

    one of those was me

    i was laughing so much that my hand jolted and i clicked the wrong button by mistake

    completely accidental  TRUE STORY

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  • what about cracking wallnuts with men mind?

  • Subscribed xD

  • he made a motorcycle with his bare hands, while he was sleeping.

  • This is by far the best one ever!!

  • Chuck Norris of this century right here!!! XD

  • porncakes asks

  • hi saxton hale i thot u wer australian

  • @OldSpice did I hear the sound of an achievement being earned on an xbox 360 in this video? Perhaps the sound of your man voice earned it. Which achievement did you earn?

  • @PureHorse89 lol me 2 i heard the achievement sound

  • @PureHorse89 manliest man: become so manly that even your dreams remind of how manly you truly are.

    1006 points 

  • @yazzor828 yeeeees

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  • I dont know OSM...those bear traps can be deadly. but the steal of the bear traps probably couldnt cut through your rock hard calfes

  • chuck norris???? TWF

  • Lol man this one in particular Makes him the new & improved Chuck Norris!!!!! YEAH i watched about 10 of these already haha good shit..

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    @OldSpice man ..What's the best food you ever prepared for a female couter-part?

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    @OldSpice guy ..What month of the year do you consider 'worthy' ?

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    @OldSpice dude ..What does your son, Jesus, look like?

  • Old Spice man could kick Chuck Norris's butt.

  • WTF this is so awsm xD

  • i cant stop watching these!

  • Old Spice Guy, I want you. =O!! <3

  • D'oh! I wanted to hear him say "Iggy Pop"! P-zero-P. :S

  • Yeah true... It's Gwen he started to use old spice 

  • who would win, you or Chuck Norris

  • I thought the manliest thing he ever done was when he used Old Spice...

  • he has bear hands

  • I thought he was going to say, "no, the manliest thing I've ever done... is respecting women."

    And then we would've laughed, then "awwwed", then cried. Oldspiceman would have cried too, but he would cry diamonds.

  • @daregularperson no, he would have cried tears, but they would have turned into diamonds afterwards

  • @daregularperson THATS what a man should say though.

  • anyone else noticed he said kilometers and not miles? hmm maybe hes not american....=O

  • @bbennett0829 Mount Fuji's in Japan. Japan is metric. Check the lug nuts on your honda if you don't believe me.

  • Tell the old spice guy to make one of if he thinks he can beat chuck norris

  • Actually,the manliest thing you can do is pee standing up.

  • That was most likely it

  • You and me should save the world one day

  • Porn Cakes asks?

  • THE MOTORCYCLE IS NOW DIAMONDS

  • the sad thing is.. i believe him 

  • this makes perfect sense

  • this was excluding the time he fought chuck norris, in what we now know as the "big bang"

  • @twilightbonekeeper  LOL, fucking awesome... the isiah mustafa / chuck norris creation theory... they should teach that in schools!

  • Oh my god what a fucking legend!

  • chuck norris has FINALLY found his ultimate rival! :0

  •  while i was asleep lmao

  • that was probably it

  • Alright, youre hilarious Old Spice Guy. I really laugh every video/commercial i see of you. :) <3 I wish i could have asked you a question!!

  • have you ever been partnered up with a monkey on a motorcycle wearing leprechauns and filing folders while fighting chuck norris with a herring? please answer (^>.<)^ (/////)<-------------old spice statue

  • Here's a question... What was the best night you had with a woman, being the manly, man that you are?

  • that means you just make shitty motor cycles

  • 3 people have no souls

  • If Isaiah Mustafa had a faction on Call of duty and the enemy got a nuke this is what you'd hear "enemy nuke incoming! its NOT over" and thus the other teams nuke would defect and cause Isaiah's team to win.

  • @DevCorMalatrigga OMFG SUCH BLASPHEMY!!! RIP DUDE. THE CHUCK IS COMING FOR YA. O NO.... TOO LATE... I THINK HE`S ALREADY ROUNDHOUSE KICKED YOU THROUGH THE COMPUTER SCREEN..

  • but look everything turned to diamonds!!!

  • LoL OMG this guynis the best

  • No it was when he gave Chuck Norris a hi 5

  • i am really starting to love this guy. thumbs up if yu too!

  • Lmfao im watching them all, this one was one of the best lmao!

  • CHUCK NORRIS REBORN!

  • everything he does is manly, even his sleep!

  • So you mean that you progressively get less manlier as time goes on??

  • The bear traps are now diamonds!

  • I knew he would pronounce it iggip0p instead of iggipop.

  • ROFL@ the way he pronounces "iggip0p": "iggipzerop"

    This man is glorious.

  • It was probobly when he was holding up a ship from sinking in the water, while he was asleep, dreaming he was making said bike

  • this guys a cross between morgan freeman and chuck norris 

  • is it possible?  sylvester stallone and chuck norris combined into epic greatness= Old Spice man

  • You must be the son of Chuck Norris and Denzel Washington

  • He then procedded to snowboard down mount fuji on his chest shirtless. At the bottom he used mount fuji a motorcycle ramp so he could ride his metal siding motor cycle on the surface of the sun.

  • This one is my favorite, I'm glad we are an eternal relationship together already or else I'd have to make it so by any means necessary.

  • this guy is a god

  • These are hilarious!! Epic writing!

  • What's your opinion on Canada? You did say kilometres in this video....clearly you like our metric system.

  • What is the most womanly thing you have ever done?

  • @aftrFX he's probably gonna kick you through your computer screen for asking a question like that.

  • @hoodboi718 hey it was a legitimate question im not saying that he is womanly because as we all know he is a super masculine manly man person. The most womanly thing he ever did was probably very manfully manlike.

  • Is he the new chuck Norris or something?

  • it was probably when he fought off 3 ninjas and a rabid elephant seal with a Slap-Chop while making his organic cruelty free dinner after an afternoon spent solidifying peace in the Middle East

  • Or maybe it was the time when he beat up Chuck norris and Bruce Lee and then he went to sleep in a cage full of lions xD

  • omg .. iggy pop asked this? .. wow !

  • Either he has bad memory or is too manly to admit he ate the motorcycle once he reached Mt. Fuji and then shat it out 3 minutes later.

  • @heavenlyplaya he shat out a to-scale replica of the Statue of Liberty, but it was made of gold.

  • @GiantSnail Look up, look down now look back , the Statue of Liberty is now made of diamonds

  • *sighs* :) he's so AWESOME.

  • i think he is chuck norris or atleast related

  • WTF

    

  • EPIC!