A Garage Rant (they're famous you know) on why my videos suc

[Electrophill]

One of the funniest videos you've ever done. Love it!

[r0bb13k]

You s is got mi vote you is cool :).:):):):):)

[onjoFilms]

@r0bb13k :):):):):):)::):):):):):):):):­)

[Lesli2]

STILL LOVE THIS VID jOEL ITS A CLASSIC.

[onjoFilms]

@Lesli2 hehe thanks.  Maybe I'll do another one one day.

[AJComixII]

Oh shit, I have the SAME issues. I make videos, and I never really pass 150 views, usually I get 80ish.

[onjoFilms]

I know. How does Fred do it.

[AJComixII]

Ug, Fred...

[studioYAAGEE]

LOL this is great :D

btw u should see my garage!!!

[GublyGubly]

awesome vid, i like to check on it every once in a while to see if its still as cool

But theres one thing that bugs me, what are you saying at 2:30?

"Ey i'm Mr. President, lets go outside and look at the dick on my trees" did i get that right? :) whats up with the copper pot, why are there dicks on trees, and whos the president anyways? im confused

[onjoFilms]

lol, I'm saying "I'm 'Mr. Pregnant'". Remember him?  He was a big time YouTube star and he would just make a video pointing out dicks on trees for an example. I haven't seen him in over a year. I think I'll do a search on him.

The copper pot comes from Turkey. A failed attempt at being an importer.

Hopefully this clears things up, but not enough so you revisit again sometime to further decipher the rantings of a maniac.

[Lesli2]

my fave video of yours "for sure"

[ILWABEFG]

You're too kind.

[Lesli2]

and even the hair is TOSSLED!!!! :)

[onjoFilms]

Took the makeup artist two hours to get it that way, lol.

[Lesli2]

your not boring.

[onjoFilms]

Aw, it's good to have adoring fans, ;)

[Lesli2]

hey In know this guy! :)

[DeepGlue555]

all my vids got less than a few hundred views, except one that got 4500 views cause i played stuffed animal characters in a skit about drugs.

[onjoFilms]

lol, which vid is that I don't see it?

[DeepGlue555]

i grew envious of it so i deleted it.

[onjoFilms]

I don't blame you. And another point, all that traffic can crash YouTube, we got to do our part to help.

[2charliegotguns2]

hey onjofilms can i use this video in a youtube poop please?

obviously give credit back to you =]

thankyou

[onjoFilms]

Sure, knock yourselves out.

[DrHavanger]

renetto who?

[achampag]

lol thats a lot of crap

[onjoFilms]

...and I'm giving it away. Going back to the simple life unsurrounded my shit from Wal-Mart, lol.

[MSWmson]

Laughed my ass off--and didn't even know we had twin garages.

--Marco

[onjoFilms]

It could be the garage of an average American. We don't know because of the doors. But we can assume. lol

[27thhourprods]

Dude, this video was HILARIOUS.

[onjoFilms]

Thanks man.

[ToriSterling]

best video I have seen in a long time...I'm with you. I guess normality don't sell

[onjoFilms]

I guess not. hehe, Thanks.

[Lesli2]

FIVE STARS

[onjoFilms]

Thanks!! Isn't it amazing that something you can give and is free can make someone so happy? hehe The stars, the stars....

[LordnevetsHotblack]

I'm sorry I've only just seen this video.

I've just spent 4 months in the Amazon teaching Monkeys how to masturbate.

Right what did I miss.

Ahhh I see you've gone insane!

Very good.

Randomly edit insanity.

I love it.

Hoooorahhh1

[onjoFilms]

I was wondering where you got off to.

So are the monkeys right handed or left handed?

[narcissusdark]

great vid, and you speak the truth... and people only watch vids that feature girls.

[nutherefurlong]

Yeah, I've noticed that. I think it's because of the screencap. You get some pretty mugshot to click on, and then you give that person a view, even if you're not too happy with the actual video (although there are some good ones).

[nutherefurlong]

You know what, even if this is satirical it's still edited better than the majority of videos it satirizes :) Probably because you actually cut it instead of letting it just sit there with dead air or mumbling :)

Hey man, if you're not using that Turkish stuff... :)

[onjoFilms]

Oh ya, I'm not a good speaker. Always a tech guy, so editing is a must.

[nutherefurlong]

OK, but my point was more that your satire's targets sometimes actually just sit there and stare or think or whatever :)

[onjoFilms]

Gottcha, thanks.

[sarah1094]

ha i love this video

i have a video of mu friend and i in a garage

but we didnt rant

anyways

your hilarious

=]]

[onjoFilms]

haha, thanks, glad you liked it.

[ramapotmas]

awesome ^^ i love this vid

[onjoFilms]

Hey thanks!!

[BushRaven]

need a bitter dispute and drama to boost this..

Your hair is too short! your... not Gay!

Your really 13 and you need to stop growing up!

[mksterr]

thanks for the reply you aren't doing

that badly just do what you like and

keep going you got 222 views now yea

[onjoFilms]

Thanks. I'm shooting for 666 views.

[mksterr]

yeah well its like yer one chance to be

a film maker so don't blow it - yer garage

crap jus ain't that interesting

but it is unreal how videos like a

nerd girl with big round eyes

staring at the camera and eating

pizza can get over a million views

go figure

[onjoFilms]

xactly.

[Gimmeabreakman]

CERCL!

Came Enjoyed Rated Commented Left!

[onjoFilms]

GYDIUP

Glad You Did In Under Pontificate.

I know it don't make sense, It's the best I can do on one cup of Jo but you read it anyway.

[BushRaven]

hmm.. figured this one would get more views than this. You need more exposure! You need...

..to email it to Bill O'rielly.

[onjoFilms]

See what I mean?

[BushRaven]

DUH! holy crap its been so obvious and just totally overlooked. I know why its not getting views...

You are actually talking about something. Statistics are showing you need to be blonde with big hooters, and be smart. And you need to be cute and silent. And you need to promoise sexual content and deny it with a video talking bad about people who go to look at sexual content. And mix it all up with rap music made by you using 3rd party software demo loops.

That should do it....

[onjoFilms]

Hmmm, it would be pretty expensive to get big Hooters. And my wife would kind of look at me funny, but maybe I can work on the other things.

Thanks for the tips.

[BushRaven]

Not one flower... im depressed. But, I did find your piece semi kinda sorta fulfilling for 3 mins of bullshit. Thats actually hard to do. =D 3 4 stars cause you forgot the flowers

[onjoFilms]

mmm, sorry I depressed you. I didn't mean to really. What about if I put a flower in my next vid? Will that make up for it? Really, I don't want to depress anybody other than my wife cause that's my job.

Thanks for stopping by.

[Electrophill]

Chuckle... Yep.. Ya found your niche.

Honestly. That was some funny shit.

And my garage looks 10 times worse than yours. I just bought a bunch of hobby RC helicopter shit in about 30 boxes, and I had to sit it on other boxes of stuff I don't even know whats in them.

But I also don't know what's in the helicopter boxes. I'm kinda hoping it's RC helicopter stuff.

This idea you have? Go for it.

[onjoFilms]

I feel better now knowing some other human has a garage 10 x worse than mine. Really.

[Electrophill]

I'd send you a picture of my garage, but putting a picture on the innerwebs? I remember what happened the last time when I went to that teenaged girl orphanage. 3 lousy home movies and whaa whaa whaa. Everybody just blew it all out of proportion. Harrumph.

This time it would be the EPA and I heard their worse.

[imsorryherpes]

"i've got NINE OF THESE...i need another cup of coffee...."

har!

[onjoFilms]

thanks for stopping by. glad you dropped in. bye

[DarkCrypto]

DUDE i dont see why more people dont watch your videos, your pretty funny, maybe it has something to do wtih the tags man

put in random tags that still relate to your video, or if you really want views, try stuff like XXX Porn Sexy etc for your tags, reallly helps

[onjoFilms]

Hey thanks for the advice. I'll work on the tags. Take care and don't kill yourself anymore.

[cwboaze]

some funny stuff, man. keep making great films like this and I will always stick around to watch them. +++

[onjoFilms]

Wow, I'm only your second subscription in two years, I'm totally honored dude!

[XIS99]

I HAVE WATCHED THIS VIDEO 124 TIMES . AND I STILL LIKE IT .

Remaining character count:406

CATCH A VARMIT IN THE TRAP AND HIT IT ON THE HEAD WITH THE GOLF CLUB , PUT UP THE SAT. DISH , SHARPEN SOME PENCILS , PUT THE TRAILER HITCH ON A TRUCK ,BUY A BIKE WITH FLAT TIRES ,PAINT THE COPPER POT GOLD ,

HEY GOOD VIDEO !

[onjoFilms]

I was wondering who was doing that. I watched it 4 times. So these guys below me didn't even watch it. oh well.

[audionautix]

I love it. This is you and your personality coming out. This is the direction you need to move in. Great stuff!! A pencil sharpener on a two by four....priceless!!! Ha!!

[onjoFilms]

Keep watching. I may put that pencil sharpener on a 2X4 on Ebay. I know you need one of those....I'm movin' in, I'm movin' out...

[sittingduck42]

you are so funny!

I'm subscribing

[onjoFilms]

Thanks. Sorry to disappoint you but this is as good as it gets.

[cannedpasta]

Hey, that sounds like a good idea... I think I'm going to steal it from you!

[onjoFilms]

Actually you can buy it from me. I'm selling all the junk in my garage and my ideas. My ideas are .01 per idea. Just let me know your paypal account and I'll send you an invoice.

[Sparkygravity]

I think your absolutely right, the video footwork really works.

[onjoFilms]

Thanks for the affirmation. I had a gut feeling.

[jamlovesmusic]

i think you need more coffee. also tip...be more energetic. ^_^

you did make me laugh.

have a nice day.

[onjoFilms]

Thanks. More coffee tomorrow, I'm burned out for today. lol