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  • This is a commercial... from Canada

  • Really

  • Dumn Americans? This is a Canadian Commercial ! Lol

  • The dumb uploader who didn't know these are just actors...

  • This looks fake :P

  • Not dumb, lazy,  get your stereotypes right sir!

  • I doubt this was intended to portray Americans as dumb, rather to portray them as spoilt.

  • Haha Funny but idk what americans you people have been hanging out with

  • it's funny that America is dumb, America is the richest country, first on the moon, the most powerful military, invented airplanes and internet and personal computers and GPS and 1000 other things, if Americans are the dumb ones what does that say about the rest of the world? lol

  • @FAHxQxAAHSoul That was USA before . Now, it's full of... well you know.

  • @DarkestSymbiote yeah,full of justin bieber fans

  • @FAHxQxAAHSoul America isnt dumb its a great place, best place ever!, but maybe the richest country is Qatar ?, The first human-made object to reach the surface of the Moon was the Soviet Union's Luna 2, most powerful military ahem ever heard of China ?, airplanes: Leonardo da Vinci was an Italian i think? Internet Good Job! Home PC Steve Jobs is God ,GPS mmmm Japan ?? and the 1000 other things who knows, If Americans are the dumb ones what does that say about the rest of the world ? HA LMFAO

  • @LemmingdeMerciless it's interesting to watch people attempt to discredit US achievements, jealous any?

    Qatar GDP is only 6% the size of US GDP,lol,and US has the #1 highest number of millionaires in the world measured by US dollar-Qatar isn't even top 20,US=4,715,000 millionaires Qatar=29,000,check your facts first man,wow-how embarrassing,lol.

    Wright bros had the first SUCCESSFUL airplane and sustained-powered-controlled human flight,key word SUCCESSFUL..Da Vinci?? pfff haha

  • @FAHxQxAAHSoul How embarrasing that the worlds richest man is still a Brazilian lol.

  • @iamyourgod1988 how embarrassing, the country with the highest amount of millionaires is the US

  • @iamyourgod1988 worlds richest man? so what, wealth is concentrated into one individual who cares what counrty he is from, overall Americans enjoy a higher per capita lifestyle and we have the highest number of millionaires

    wow, what a simpleton you are, one rich guy in a country of millions of poor and you point that out like it means something

  • @FAHxQxAAHSoul Yea whatever I am hardly likely to believe the fool that thinks the US invented the first workable GPS am I? Surely you should be embarrassed to realise that it was actually the Germans, not going to bother reading that retarded reply because you obviously don't read anything properly lol.

  • @iamyourgod1988 GPS wasnt developed until the 1970's, GNSS (Global Navigation Satellite System) The first satellite navigation system was Transit, a system deployed by the US military in the 1960s. The TRANSIT satellite system was developed by the Applied Physics Laboratory (APL) of Johns Hopkins University, United States.

    Get your facts straight asshole.

  • @FAHxQxAAHSoul Nope it was used to some degree in the 1940s by the Germans, get your delusional facts right you complete pillock.

    The thing is you know you are wrong you are just too dumb to even realise it, arrogant but uninformed as ever, typical dumb American again I see, you can scream all you want I do not give a flying fuck but you are completely wrong.

  • @FAHxQxAAHSoul The design of GPS is based partly on similar ground-based radio-navigation systems, such as LORAN and the Decca Navigator developed in the early 1940s by a man named Friedwardt Winterberg

  • @FAHxQxAAHSoul can keep on delusionally telling me otherwise but you are only fooling yourself you incompetent imbecile, this is hilarious lol

  • @FAHxQxAAHSoul No you need to get your facts right you fat ugly asshole, spending the rest of your pointless life flipping burgers I see can't handle the truth? Dickhead

  • @iamyourgod1988 GPS uses satellites, not radio towers, you goof, Germans never had Satellites in the 1940's, go fuck yourself you ignorant dunce.

  • @FAHxQxAAHSoul The American economy is not that strong anymore idiot, actually Qatar is allot stronger than the US have you actually being keeping up with any factual proof of these stupid assumptions I doubt it.

    Quite embarrassing though for a stupid dumbass youtuber American though I mean shows what you know when you claim America invented the first GPS when it actually was the Germans during WW2 epic humility on your part dickhead, have you been sniffing drugs again?

  • @iamyourgod1988 actually no go to wiki pedia and look up gnss it was forst developed in US, and it was first expanded by the US military, you are one uninformed ignorant piece of shit, the Germans?? GPS requires sattelites and space travel didnt begin until after ww2 ended, so you are way off, man what an idiot

  • @LemmingdeMerciless

    The Chinese military strength doesn't come close to US,Russia is actually #2 and China#3,this is probably your most ignorant comment in a multitude of ignorance.

    military comparison

    defense budget - US=$692B, China=$110B

    total land weapons - US=56,270, China=22,800

    tanks - US=9,600, China=7,470

    total aircraft - US=18,234, China=4,092

    naval ships - US=1,384, China=562

    US technological advantage is astronomical though immeasurable

    very embarrassing

  • @FAHxQxAAHSoul

    thought my comments were questions ? when i put a question mark in after all my questions (this thing here > ?)

    mmmmm maybe americans are dumb after all , yes i'm embarrassed now

    i take it all back

    dear oh dear

  • @FAHxQxAAHSoul

    thanks for the answers to my questions ? I agree i was ignorant of the answers thats why i asked them ???, no need for the snide remarks tho, no wonder you guys are hated worldwide.

  • @LemmingdeMerciless whoa man, your comments seemed very condescending and sarcastic, so I answered back with the same tone.

    don't dish it out if you can't take it.

  • @FAHxQxAAHSoul

    i did start off saying America is great !! sorry if i sounded condescending :( thanks for the answers

  • @LemmingdeMerciless yeah a lot of people disguise their barrage of insults and disrespect with a compliment to lead off, typical sarcastic behavior

  • @FAHxQxAAHSoul Just by having a bigger budget doesn't mean you can actually win a war though lol.

  • @iamyourgod1988 bigger budget, better weapons, superior technology, I agree its not just the budget, I never said it was just the budget you goof, pay attention if you want to argue and not sound like a stupid ass

    we invent the military technology which later gets stolen but by the time China catches up with stolen technology we have developed a newer more superior technology, it's a technology race

  • @LemmingdeMerciless

    GPS started as GNSS(Global Navig. Sattelite System)The first system named Transit developed by the Johns Hopkins University under the leadership of Richard Kershner.US military advanced GPS.

    Definitely started in US,I don't know where you got Japan from,do you just make facts up from thin air?

    Let me get this straight,you come on a video that accuses US of being dumb and type an entire paragraph full of misinformation,lies and stupidity,you sir are a hypocrite.

  • @FAHxQxAAHSoul

    see above babe

  • @FAHxQxAAHSoul Actually the first type of GPS was invented by a German man sorry to burst your bubble but it was.

    It was a man named Friedwardt Winterberg in 1956, the first usable though was in the 1940s for WW2 in the same country though not widely as used.

  • @FAHxQxAAHSoul Why are most American youtubers so bit arsed about they created most of the worlds inventions when they blatantly did not invent lol.

    It's quite laughable really but you did not invent the worst workable GPS believe me.

  • I'm from the U.S. and I think this is hilarious XD I'm sure it will/has happened here before.

  • its funny cause hes american hahaha

  • what is this america?

  • Wow i think everyone who hates america is a poor person in a state that has people walking around with no clothes and robes on their stupid heads

  • @rippedpixel Yes, talking like a jackass makes you so much more acceptable. Enough with this nationalistic crap.

  • This must be fake for some reasons: 1) an american would not know in which direction the escalator moves, 2) he would not know where to buy the ticket, 3) he would not use it because there is no "all-you-can-eat" on half way, 4) if he really had a phone, he would try to peel it like a banana ... for example, like chimpy Bush!

    Americans = dumb, lunatic, retards.

  • @AndreasKiel You don't buy tickets for escalators, "retard." It's funny to see how brain washed foreign countries medias have made them towards Americans. There's a reason so many students travel to America for schooling, it's simply better. Try again, fool.

  • @scruflesthegiraffe - spell "sarcasm". No one does really believe that a fat assed trailer park scum like you can afford a ticket for the escalator.

  • @AndreasKiel Your sentence structure is fail. What you meant to to say was, "Not a single person would believe that a fat-assed trailer park scum like yourself could afford a ticket to an escalator." Secondly, the fact that you immediately pin me as fat, trailer trash, and a scum just proves that everything I said is true. So like I said before, please try again.

  • @scruflesthegiraffe -- I guess you can write better structured sentences in German.

  • @AndreasKiel Probably not since I speak English and Spanish; languages that are relevant to my continent. Second, this video is in English and about English speaking Americans, therefor the argument has a valid reason to be in English.

  • This is totally fake. If they were REALLY Americans, they'd have phones.

  • If they were Americans they'd have fucking phones. NIce Try.

  • HAHA this is f**king HALARIOUS because its SOOOOO true!! :P

  • @irishheed123 Uhm to be honest, we all know America has "some" smart people, but soooooooo many are stupid!! And it's not just that they don't know random things, instead the problem is that Americans have absolutely no common sense, generally speaking, and do not know the most basic knowledge of the world.

  • Jesus christ. Why must people troll america to no end. Every country has stupid people not just the US. Its pathetic to see these people try to start petty arguments and whore views by using a easy stereotype. And you know, america actually has many smart people that are overshadowed by stupid famous people.

  • this is not usa it is in toronto at the bank of montreal at adelaide entrance

  • There is not really anything to be mad about, this is actually funny

  • What the hell were they supposed to do?

  • @Kooly1 bwahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha

    Use the escalator as stairs maybe?

  • @Kooly1 just walk the stairs 3- 4 steps up

  • I'm an American and I think this is funny.

  • lol... 

  • Elevator parody, great.

  • LOL! I am an American but, I think this is funny. I would do the same thing just to joke around.

  • Two mooslums stuck on an elevator........

  • @moonshineinsummer1 u are sooo fucking stupid that u cant even spell muslim.

  • That is sooo funny and true...nice one!

  • stupid Americans,cant stand them....oh wait almost forgot im American..

  • ROTFLMAO!!! Yep... 

  • AHA MERIC AHAHA

  • lol

    

  • question : what is dumber then a rock??

    answer: oh,, thats easy an ''american''

  • @TheMistybird1

    Your jelous of Americans...arnt ya? Stay in england........The USA rules!

  • @moonshineinsummer1 canada rules!

  • @moonshineinsummer1

    USA rules? Well, if you're an example, it's clearly not at intelligence, education or even spelling for that matter.

    Jelous? arnt?

  • omg we saw this in our Bio class. ahaha

  • ahaha

  • I'm American and I think this is hilarious! It's sad, but true. Intelligence is not rampant in this country. Most of our great minds are deceased.

  • XDDDD hahahhahahah XDDDD hahah sooo funny men i need to go to bathroom for laughing this hard u americans are so stupid this thing would never hapen in serbia

  • @burekdogroba I hope you realize that this is an exaggeration. People really are not that stupid.

  • @burekdogroba this isnt real dumbass

  • they should skip forward 48 hours when they're both sat in their underwear, desperate and dying to have a shit

  • the guy sounds a bit like Samuel L Jackson

  • American response to a problem: Scream loudly and expect someone else to solve it for them :-D

  • the 29 people that disliked this are americans xD

  • @Banshee617 Agreeeedd!!!

  • hahahaha so funny

  • HAHAHAHA

  • funnily but exaggerated!

  • hahhahaha so true. idiots.

  • It's a joke people, although not a funny one, cause some people actually are that helpless or stupid

  • If the American people had maps the could find the elevators as in the Iraq and such like and so forth upon the Internets!

  • ha ha ha

  • Yeah, do me a favor. Grow up, thank you. And I understood the beggining of your comment, you lost me when you FAILED at attempting to translate english into some sort of "Teen" speak. Nice try though

  • why don't they have sex, while stuck on the escalator.

  • hehe, keep on laughing people but keep in mind USA is more advanced than any of your country!

  • @GmbHLV @GmbHLV uhh not true.....

    China, Japan, Sweden, Finland, ect......

    Do not be so full of Rubbish......

  • @GmbHLV most of your 'advanced' stuff isnt even made in u.s.

  • omg lol, they are too stupid to do something ! XD

  • just climb the stairs dumbass'es

  • theyre fat and stupid, but theyre good at war

  • @Gruups good at war ??? :DDD

    Good at killing their own people, if that is what you mean. :)

  • thats more lazy then dumb

  • lol

  • Haha! CANNOT THEY JUST WALK???

  • @Dince19961996 FAIL at English

  • @0058333 it was my brother. F u...

    EDIT:

    Haha!!! Can't They Just WALK??? [Like normal people?]

  • 3 words = L O L

  • ahahahahahaa

  • pretty good.

  • A real representation of American thinking. :D

  • It's too bad American media doesn't try and brain wash it's people into thinking the rest of the world is ignorant too. Cute. Go ahead Europeans, give me some lesson on South American geography and politics. Oh wait.

  • I dought that any1 is that dumb but this is really funny

  • what's funny is that you spelled doubt wrong...

    and for some reason can't spell one or are just that lazy.

  • Hahahahah okay I'll Admit it's funny as hell but sorry, we are not that dumb ... Well, atleast no one that I know =P

  • @america151 well,this is the most realistic video I've ever seen.Wait,let me speak American.

    THIS VIDEO BE BEST REAL LIFE BASED MYSELF SEEN IN MY LIFE PERIOD.

    I hope you understood that.

  • lol this happend the last time i was in an urban area of america

  • lmao

  • SOOOOOOOOO FUNNY BECASUE ITS TRUE

  • @MrLavaridge Coming from a rap lover... I think that speaks for itself.

  • lolololololololololol

  • The ugly truth !!! this realy happens!!! in the USA ofc

  • Erm... no it doesn't.

  • @Triplesod Eh :D

  • Uh huh huh!

    ;-)

  • Hey! Why you still up anyway? Isn't it 5am in Romania?

    Or have you just woken up to start the day?

    It's 4am here and I haven't slept yet, cause I am in agony with tooth ache!

    Erm... yeah.... not sure you are at all interested in that but, well, there you go! ;)

  • Ya all the time... NOT!!! DUMB ASS

  • Ya not all the time most of the time the stairs work BUT wat if they DON T :O T_T poor pepl

  • It's a commercial....and the black guy is a Canadian....and what a bunch of ignorant racists a lot of you are.

  • i'm not racist but I find this funny

  • finding it funny is not racist...but, a lot of the comments here are. I continuously find it offensive when people hate based on what someone looks like.

  • i want to murder that fucking nigger

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  • @rggniggerhaex ...lol, you're a funny nigger..lol

  • and your a dumb american......good luck with that

  • xD redfuck

  • Americans are idiots.Sto bi rekli mi Srbi glupi su ko kurac!!!!!!!!!!

  • funny commercial but I don't think any americans are stupid I don't hate americans but there just lazy people and think they can do whatever just because they are rich

  • ahaha....based on a true event!!!

    This happens all the time with the investors at wall street that fucked up the world!

  • los this prob happened to some stupet american

  • Probably based on an actual event !

  • LOL

  • Dude why the hell are you stalking me you

    racist piece of shit?

  • 9Nigger8x...lol  don't flatter yourself nigger

  • what are you? born stupid? racist prick

  • atheistCockSuckerbyfaith...Fuc­k you asshole, niggers are the biggest rapists in the world, pull your head out of your ass........unless you like the view....lol

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  • @rggniggerhaex ..Aw, the nigger is trying to come back..lol your stinking mammy was a monkey..lol

  • @rggnhaex ...your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberries, stupid eeeenglish kerrrnigit!

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  • the fact you added all them characters just makes that funny

  • LOL THIS VIDEO IS SO FUNNY

  • Haha, funny video....with actors(it's obvious, if you didn't see that......am sorry to sy that your dumb...)

  • LOL!

  • it a play on stuck in an elevator

  • Every country has uneducated and educated people.

  • English people and American people are as intelligent as any other people. Intelligence is *not* defined by nationality.

  • lol :D

  • unless you are like, ugandan or something, where there is severe crysis in schooling and education, though there are still intelligent people, they are just fewer... this however is no bearing on the people themselves, just on the system they live in.

  • education is, through

  • @MarkVll

    Education still depends a great deal on the individual.

  • yes, you're right

  • It would've been much funnier if both of them were really Fat with McDonalds in their hand LMFAO!!

  • Believer of stereotyping nationalities are we? :)

  • Haha, I was just making an observation. And know this, there is nothing wrong with stereotypes and laughing. Laughing is very powerful, positive remedy.

    And to answer your question, I love stereotypes

  • Those people have to be from england they're so dumb

  • Im British and I'm smart. By the way, the country is called Britain, not England.

    You must be from America, they're so dumb :)

  • actually, it's United Kingdom (England, Scotland and Wales & Northern Ireland)

    Britain is England, Scotland and Wales.

  • Actually, I was refering to the whole of the country.

    Britain is England, Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales.

    The British isles are England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales.

    The United Kingdom is England, Scotland, Wales.

    So, It looks like you're wrong......

  • @nospamreceived *Great Britain. And wales is just a fucking county