Eric Cartman on national television in Poland

[ObamaBinLaden88]

gay

[hollywolly98]

speak english i cant understand a word ur sayin!!

[DaniGordilloCP]

What the hell are they talking about

[assfacelarry]

I can't understand wata FUCK

[XoarmanX]

Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate (abandon all hope, ye who enter). I think that Poland don’t need stupid people

[schmidt969]

hah.. jeden z kanałów, który powstał zdaje się po to, żebyśmy mogli obrywać jak zwykle po dupie od cudzoziemców.. tak o z dupy.. wesołych świąt wszystkim!!!

P.S. ludzicha jak możecie, dajcie trochę zieleni, co? bo aż wstyd..

[mularczykfoto]

Banalne do wyrzygania!

[lukusiscool]

oh man, 240p we meet again...

[wellsey89]

co za asy

[2Dtehelitehnewb]

OMG I HAVE THAT TEDDY :)

[Byron10301]

@ZoReClan LOL

[Aguss1011]

co to kur*a ma być xD

[MrDown2Business]

screw you guys, im going on national television in poland lol

[AminamHD]

@ZoReClan lololololololololololololol

[ellikennyslove15]

What is "fat ass" doing there? O.o

[Maxi117KJ]

0:17 He say "Small boy with big heart - Eric Cartman". hahahahaha! I think he never watch South Park

[NickMskateboarding]

Dont worry i have a moustache, ah boopidy bopida, bopidy boop

[Cameron0801]

CARTMAN: WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT???

[PrettyPrincess2614]

Sorry I don't speak italian.

[Moccae]

@PrettyPrincess2614 Are you friggin serious?

[PrettyPrincess2614]

@Moccae lmao I know it's not italian!!! xD

[BiggestLaytonFanEver]

Oh no! I'm English!

[DontBlink113]

Why is he in Poland? I was expecting him to say " Screw you guys,I'm going home!"

[KathiesBackUp95]

TU NIE MA NIC O CARTMANIE

SCREW THAT SHIT XD

[LineaTokyo]

how did i end here?!

[nstegmull]

@ToYourLastStand Actually everyone in America has to go to school and learn these things to keep us from being half retarded, like yourself.

[pajseriiiiiii]

i no a perfect thing to say to this coza asy!

[MegaMike254]

This is shit

[ToYourLastStand]

wtf do you all think??? that youtube is only for american or english people?actually it can be understandable... most of you don't even know where is Europe or that there is something like different continents, countries or languages

[MasterPianz]

lol polish people using plushies as people, lol what fucking poor retards

[schmidt969]

@MasterPianz lol. Hello to another spoiled douchebag./

[Lardawan]

I did not know that polish sounded so much like russian...

[TheHappySelf]

I have the ''respect my athorithah'' version of that plush =w=

[grabmyrocket]

weird

[designatedtable]

Where r teh cat??????

[RoaccVideos]

Attention Youtube. If you don't speak Polish this video will be VERY boring.

[dzidziaud]

@RoaccVideos correction: even if you speak Polish, it will be very boring. It has nothing to do with Cartman. Just some stuff about child psychology stuff. laaaaaaame.

[nor94]

@RoaccVideos Attention Youtube. Even if you DO speak Polish this video will be boring. And it sucks donkey balls.

[Eclipsepoland]

@RoaccVideos if u speak Polish is still boring

[gpittel]

What the fuck???

[Eclipsepoland]

Powinni ich zabić

[CaptainCramer]

Well that was shit

[Alphabex8]

huh. i thought Trey was actually gonna be on this show but it turns out its literally just a big pillow turd of Cartman.

[spkenny1234]

Lol,Eric looks like hes going to murder them cuz they dont RSSPECT CARTMAN'S AUTHORITAH!

[crazyizzy766]

this is boring. i thought theyd be talking about the show. all it is is talking about growing up

[jakoson7]

what side of poland is this from? russia or germany?

[schmidt969]

@jakoson7 Certainly not from canadian side. Thank God!

[jakoson7]

@schmidt969 there was a canadian side? im still not sure if poland really exists, my history teacher says it's just land that's passed around and shared with germany and russia and prussia and god knows who else

[schmidt969]

@jakoson7 Your teacher is a real ignorant... I assure you that pl really exists. Why dont you check out wiki or smthg?

[jakoson7]

@schmidt969 umm.. my teacher says wikipedia is an unreliable source... i dont believe you

[schmidt969]

@jakoson7 Oo.. shit man, are you 32?:/- good luck.. to you and your teacher.)

[FlyingLegend100]

BUT MOM

[LinaSaur666]

I have that exact Eric Cartman stuffed toy in my room next to me right now!!!! :D AND I'm Polish!!! Mindfuck.

[MrDryose]

what are they talking about?



[MrSolidny]

@MrDryose It's boring as hell and don't have much to do with Cartman of SP. You're lucky that you don't understand this.

[joncaeb]

Just seeing Eric Cartman on Polish TV is heartening: a jerk is recognized and understood universally.

[joncaeb]

Just seeing Eric Cartman on Polish TV is heartening.

[pablocastrello]

Co za asy

[xcloud42x]

I like Polish people. I got really drunk in a Polish vodka bar this weekend and talked to all the crazy Polish people there. Fantastic night!

[MrOmgtkkyb1992]

I own that exact stuffed Cartman.



[AdidasTn12]

że nie miał nic wspólnego z south park

[ohorok2]

it IS stupid to give to a video English name, which is in different language and without subtitles..!!!

[eiieeie]

Co za asy!

[skittlz18]

that was so fucking boring

[AdamHimself69]

i am 100% Polish (no kidding, came here at the age of 3...) and i dont even understand..

[AdamHimself69]

I'm Polish, came here at the age of 3, bet we would like each other over a lovely bowl/bong/joint/vaporizer/blun­t/(hahahaha!.. premature stoners)... POP CAN!

P.S... before i... haha there was 420 comments.. JUST BY COINCIDENSE!

[waltsets]

Fuck I hate polish people!

[barbie123haha]

@waltsets why ?

[schmidt969]

@waltsets and polish people hates you too kid.

[waltsets]

@schmidt969

Well at least I dont live in the country that is considered the cockroaches of europe. To bad the EU exists, if not u would still be a shitty 3 rd world country without help from real countries with real people!

[schmidt969]

@waltsets yeah.. whatever kid..

[schmidt969]

@waltsets One more thing kid! Fckn YT makes you brave huh!? You never come to know the real life, so stop sayin whats real! Before you insult the entire nation GET LEARN! You saw some trashy types who decided to go work abroad and you feel better than entire nation now!? Only lil spoiled asslicker, who still sucks moms tit, could write smthg like you did! Grow up kid!

[waltsets]

@schmidt969

The sad thing is I went there, the country where everybody hates their life for no reason!

Hahahaha, Ur biggest point was learn something, but u wrote get learn. Wow! get learn english dumbass.

[schmidt969]

@waltsets well, my biggest point was that you're a douche. just piss off

[waltsets]

@schmidt969

Maybe it was but i didnt get thru cause like all special kids u can write!

Oh wait I was wrong, ur not special ur polish!

[schmidt969]

@waltsets Well done Watson! actually im in half polish but its not your business.. now really stop sending your bullshit comments to me!

[waltsets]

@schmidt969

Better yet just stop replying faggot! Oh only half, so that means ur only 49% retarded.

And why u acting like u have to read my comments? But ur polish so u probably dont get how things work...

But enough of being mean, Im starting to feel sorry for u. I mean its not ur fault u were born this way....

[schmidt969]

@waltsets heh.. you poor thing.. lil lonely faggot with 0 friends. you think that nationality makes you better but its not true. wherever you came from, you're just a lil annoying asshole (international status) fu..

[waltsets]

@schmidt969

It matters where ur from, cause ur polish. And therefore probably ugly (like most polish). And also in shitty health with a drinking problem. Why do u think everybody hates polish people! Cause where ever u go u bring nothing but problems!

Couldnt stop replying could u. Asshole!

[schmidt969]

@waltsets heh.. no way! I'm also German, so i'm uglier than you think.. you'll see me in your nightmares kicking your ass you nazi twat!

[waltsets]

@schmidt969

Yeah that must be true. Im no nazi I just hate people that go to other countries just to steal and be violent!

[schmidt969]

@waltsets So stop insult the entire nation. In Poland live a decent people, not just thieves and bums, who are mostly a remnant of the Soviet regime. Poland is free only for 22 years, so be lenient because of the villainy, which unfortunately remains.. I am aware of this, and I dont completely negate your observation. I believe that Poland will soon live up to the rest of Europe. So far, however, needs support.

[Sometimenextjune]

@waltsets please stop being such a racist douchebag

[waltsets]

@Sometimenextjune

Please go play in traffic! 

[drakeTM1]

@waltsets Racist bloody douchebag go fuck a mouse filled with dynamite and herpes

[waltsets]

@drakeTM1

After hearing what happend to u and ur dad after u did that, I dont think its a very good idea!

U really have a weird fetish, I think u should see a psychologist!

[drakeTM1]

@waltsets Your comment makes no sense and only makes you seem like a bigger idiot.

[aspiniou]

there is nothing about Cartman, do not watch this shit.

[Szafirowooka21]

@scierwokot przecież nie powiedzą ci tego w polskiej telewizji, musieliby najpierw obejrzeć wszystkie odcinki z Cartmanem by to wiedzieć ;) a tak... pokazują, że zatrzymali się na tych paru sezonach jakie u nas były niestety z dubbingiem pokazywane na mtv, którego notabene twórcy SP nie lubią :)) to dopiero jaja, że comedycentral w polsce nie pokazuje SP tylko mtv. żal, pojebane media.

[scierwokot]

@Szafirowooka21 pokazuja SP poznymi wieczorami na comedy central, ale tez z dubbingiem wiec po prostu tego nie ogladam, kiedys SP byl na canal plus i wtedy byl z napisami ale to bylo dawno temu , nie mam pojecia jak jest teraz. Najlatwiej jest sledzic strone oficjalna i tam ogladac

[Szafirowooka21]

Wszystko pięknie, ale jak to się ma do Erica? Facet dobrze powiedział o Mattcie i Terym, że ich dzieło jest niczym biblia w której można znaleźć odpowiedzi na różne pytania. Jednak czy trzeba było kłaść tę maskotkę i szanowni dziennikarze musieli udawać, że przeprowadzą z nią jakiś wywiad? Z resztą po kiego taki tytuł? Dla przyciągnięcia widzów? NIE MA CO OGLĄDAĆ. In this film is NOTHING with Cartman, co don`t watch it! Only some polish bullshit.

[Szafirowooka21]

@Szafirowooka21 *so don`t watch it

[schmidt969]

This all SP shit is only a pretext for talking about Peter Pan syndrome, Thats it. And what is the most annoying for you? That we speak the language you dont understand? Some canadian boy said that we will need canadas support for..?WAR!? WTF?? Canada has ever fought for anything? Or maybe you are planning an attack on us? Who will change your diapers then? USA? You better not lean with your mounty face because we have some experience in these matters and you dont! Co za dupek dacie wiarę? fu

[gundra]

its funny to hear cartman every 2 sec kurva screamin :D

[jru1966]

So, I could have put a stuffed Cartman on my shitter and said,"Cartmans Takin a Shit"...stupid fuckin Europeans...Ya got anymore Wars you want us to fight for you??????...watch what you say...You will need us again someday!!! Nobody fights like a Canadian!!!!!!!!

[luckyStrike89ru]

@jru1966 pffhahahahah, I thought you were american from saying that? Then you said canadian and I spilled by beer, hahahaha. Do canadians even have an army? And what it is that you fought again? If you're implying WWII in Europe, you landed along with mostly americans in 1944 in France, while USSR was fucking Germans and since 1941. Russia saved Europe from facism, bitch, learn it well.

[waltsets]

@luckyStrike89ru

We won because we were all allied. So fuck off! The world saved itself from the nazis. To bad its coming back, this time from Russia.

[abadaheem]

da fuk is this shit

[angelemon94]

damn no subtitles

[madmax6688]

dude europe sucks

[u7alll]

@madmax6688 go back to americunt land where u are all fat and stupid and the only way u make any money is because ur allowed to print it

[la12muerta]

@u7alll lol and british pounds are handmade by chinese labourers or something? that is like the most retarded comment ever dude really...

[u7alll]

@la12muerta omg no its not the fedreal reserve are allowed to print loads of money, i know they dont physically print money but u know what i mean, and anyway the chinese should be grateful that they get to make all these things it keeps them employed and out of starvation retard

[peterscoop]

its a fuckin crap tv show for people who get up at 5 o clock or snort coke and go to sleep at 7am, adn it doesnt have anything to do with cartman.

[NinaLuvSouthPark]

What!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't speak Pollish

[EAsportz1]

The show is called Dzien Dobry TVN on channel 608 at 8:30 A.M.

[tancerz83]

It's a popular morning show in Poland. They're talking about Peter Pan syndrome - guys who don't grow up mentally. One of the guests is a psychologist. The other with Cartman's mascot "suffers" from the syndrome. He says that creators of South Park are for him the most creative guys on our planet, that there is over 70 hrs of South Park published and he fully remembers all of the episodes so far and that they give him answers in his life. He says that South Park is like the Bible to him... Weak

[peterscoop]

@tancerz83 WEAK?????? thats fuckin awesome.

[abeter06]

@tancerz83.. so does he stop carrying the doll or is his a total duscher for life?

[CunnyFunt333]

i've got no idea what i'm watching.

[StuartDanielBaker]

WTF! the guy im the right just fucking said he created southpark?!?!?!?! fuck you fuckin judist

[breanntheartist1989]

I want that doll! Where can I get one?

[cwilcox16]

lol

[fra2603]

crap

[wires1936]

it would have been so funny if it just shouted "HEY, YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!".

[Szafirowooka21]

@wires1936 but this is only some dumb polish television... hello? those people don`t really watch all SP videos, they don`t know even this words or "Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home!". They are lame.

[quezisadung]

They talk crap about grown up men behaving like little boys -.- I fooking hate this programme, Cartman should've screwed them and went home.

[DodecahedronHead]

@quezisadung That didn't sound right...

[Niigra]

@quezisadung I totally agree!!! That programme sucks ass and that fat Welmann one is nothing but a tompon! :D

[FretFreak02]

I can has translator XD

[pikachulove11]

lol

[codmademefunky]

screw you guys I'm going home!

[kucoru16]

@girlywolf11 if you're only 11, get the hell off the internet and on your bicycle

[MrBagira151]

wtf?

[SirSexyAlot]

dis lukz shoppd!

[bagoverthehead]

dooshka ish bosh geshka mushki dushki ishka lishka dushka dushka

derka derka muhhamed jihad

[dorgrim]

@bagoverthehead ahhh derka derka derka

[alexgrinkov]

@bagoverthehead

lurd shurt dication peration you betcha, you betcha

[dropkickurteeth44]

If cartman saw this he wud say "weak"

[MrAnderson1985]

Iv Soviet Russia, YOu Critique SHOW

[DIPSH0T]

kurvaa

[rubyrockrainbow]

lmao! XD

[assasination0sam]

OLOLOL thats a morning show i im almost always looking in the morning XD

[stabbziu]

nice clip DUDE

[barthvader95]

Correction: TVN is commercial TV

[wiesen246]

Polish women are hot!!!

[killerbiller35]

@wiesen246 I KNOW RIGHT!!! like 40% of people were i live are polish and 90% of polish chicks here are freaking hot/cute.

[jeritalls]

@killerbiller35 no they fat 5 % are fuckable but not hot

[jeritalls]

@killerbiller35 u hate bieber but cant stop talkin about him eh cracker

[elakiel]

@jeritalls Haha, epic !

[eviltwin434]

Is this like the guy who married a pillow?

[assasination0sam]

@eviltwin434 no... im polish... they are talking about puberty...

[npx190]

It would be funny if some random person came up to the stuffed Cartman, hugged or kissed it, something weird and have Cartman's voice actually go "HEY!? W T F are you doing!?" And say some other stuff he usually says on the show.

[hipp6y]

does anyone lese find it funny that all the ignorant fucks write: stupid polaks( which is a polish word, by the way) like they are mad at us for speaking OUR language instead of english?

by the way, subs should be posted to this, jus to end this dumb discussion

[hipp6y]

@hipp6y lol i meant anyone else

[LPJuanC]

It's a morning show and this episode topic is "To understand the eternal kid".

[Kelleygarret]

That Language Makes Me Depressed.

[hipp6y]

@Kelleygarret fuck you

[Kelleygarret]

@hipp6y SHUT UP HIPPY!

[hipp6y]

@Kelleygarret my yt nick has nothing to do with hippies, even though i don't find that offensive

pierdol się

[Kelleygarret]

@hipp6y I Thought It Was Funny

And I Just Said The Language makes Me Depressed.

[hipp6y]

@Kelleygarret that happens to be my laguage, and don't invest in your future as a comedian

przygłupie

[Kelleygarret]

@hipp6y Wow.

[MasterrFlamaster]

@hipp6y

Genialne:D

Marvelous:D

[hipp6y]

@MasterrFlamaster a dzięki, dzięki. chuj w dupę troglodytom, if they diss our beautiful, complexed, colourful language, one thing we can do is diss them using it ;D americans use a scant, ugly version of english in everyday life, anyway

[Thriced2286]

@Kelleygarret It should, its a very hard language to learn and anyone who can speak it fluently like me must be a genius :)

[Kelleygarret]

@Thriced2286 At Least You Understand!

[Pilsendog]

by the way @HenryJekyllHyde shove mensa up your ass fag. Basically I agree with your point, but dude...whats with that "sticks and stones can break my bones but im in mensa and you aren't, so im so better then everyone else, in your face, fuck you" attitude??? shame on you. And your little mensa balls...

[HenryJekyllHyde]

@Pilsendog I never said that I am better than anyone else.I posted my opinion nothing else. People accept the insults as a part of the youtube, when its not. Bad manners and unprovoked insults like those you (and others) make really should not be allowed, particularly when made by anonymous cowards who cant be punched in their faces because of their words ;)

[Pilsendog]

weeeeeeell...since polish is kinda close to my mother tongue (czech) I somewhat made out what they were talking about (basically peter pan syndrom), but I still doesnt have any fucking idea what poor Eric is doing over mniah....moreover without any cheasy poofs.

[AquaticReefer]

All i heard was Eric Cartman

[HenryJekyllHyde]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STUPID......write title on english and all conversation is on POLISH...........WTF??????????­????????????

[CoolManNowicki]

@HenryJekyllHyde well no shit what did you expect them to speak in, english?

[waltsets]

@CoolManNowicki

Of course when the ttiel of the video is in englis......Stupid f'cking polish people!

[theJasiu2]

@HenryJekyllHyde you are soooo stupid -.-

[HenryJekyllHyde]

@theJasiu2 Retard you are talkng to member of mensa ;)

I didnt think that some people are that retarded that I need to explain it. If you put title on english your contest should be on english or at least have english sub-titles.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of eldeberries..

Best-regards

Me

[theJasiu2]

@HenryJekyllHyde really? I thought you had to be smart to join mensa?

And the title says that it's broadcasted on a Polish channel, so why the hell would they speak english?

[888brown888]

@HenryJekyllHyde If your a mensa member why does your english suck so bad O you can be anything on youtube

[HenryJekyllHyde]

@888brown888 My croatian and German are much better.Tnglish is my third language ;)

[hipp6y]

@HenryJekyllHyde mensa or not, speak the language(eng) or stop bitching to other people when they didn't post subs in the exact same language YOU DON'T KNOW, you claim you're intelligent and don't even get such an idea as hipocricy

[TeamReptileStudios]

@HenryJekyllHyde it's not a contest though

[Slaught1004]

wtf is this piece of shit

wtf are they saying?

[R32SKYLINEBWD]

just reading the comments- it's proved 1 point anyway that americans only know of 2 countries in europe ''the UK'' and Russia

[Dullence92]

@R32SKYLINEBWD i agree and they even can't show them on the map.

[Felix8731]

dud is that mr garitson?

[zerker12568901]

is cartman his best friend?????

@zerker12568901 his wife