Germany vs. Holland

[Creddiam]

I don't hate Germans. Would be bad for my health because Germany is two thumbs away from here :P

[Lightsellful]

We ofcourse dont hate each other generally. This is about football. There, we hate everyone.

[Agvesia]

Wie es aussieht bin ich abnormal. Ich lebe in Deutschland und hasse das Land, sowie die Niederlande nicht. Nur wenn es um Fußball geht kann ich Deutschland nicht ausstehen. Ich bin immer auf der Seite der holländischen Nationalmannschaft.

[rakiema1]

dutch men look better than germans (red)

[19wendel]

holland :)

[MrTgiom]

Dutch people and German people are probably the most similar people in the world. Just saying...

[Apendansdansendeaap]

@MrTgiom

yea or Scotish and English people. or Americans and canadians...

[Iceshoot]

@MrTgiom You mean the Dutch and Belgians.

Dutch and German aren't alike by a longshot.

I'm Dutch btw.

[SniperSurkov]

@Iceshoot yes we are!

we are both germanic

[berrycccc]

I love the Germans. Good people. And I am Dutch.

[qnteban1L2P]

"NOU DAN DOE JE TOCH TERUG" ik wil niet eens weten hoe ze hun kinderen opvoeden...

[bowmorekut]

PPPFFFFF I HATE THOSE FUCKING BAD DRIVING GERMAN BASTERDS IN OUR LAND!

THEY DRIVE LIKE SHIT! AND THERE LANGUAGE SOUNDS LIKE SHIT! AND THERE COUNTRY LOOKS LIKE SHIT!....im racist now :)

[IsaakHunt]

Posts here seem to indicate, that not everybody here is familiar with GER v. NED football rivalry.

It's just a spoof, nothing big. The German granny is giving the finger 'Effenberg-Style' (1994), the dutch granny spits like Frank Rijkaard in 1990.

Personally, I like the Netherlands, and I know a lot of Germans do so, too. Football rivalry is a completely different topic.

[martijntenbokum]

we sent them to the camps they build

[MurvMuzik]

we'll get those germans in polen!

[Phobetor13]

Only the old people maybe have this kind of rivalry. The younger people dont care about the war at all, its been more then 60 years for crying out loud. In fact when the Dutch football team is eliminated I often rooth for the Germans.

[mijnpostbank]

hahahaahha i got the same car as the german lady :) same color and model :P it's a piece of shit though xD

[TerrorScitz]

@mijnpostbank haha xD

[bosaap10]

ohh cmon we all know both country's are great. i hate this kind of commercials. brings hate.. rather have peace

[BAUERHORSTable]

Herrlich, so muss das sein aber nicht nachmachen Leute.

[TheSpitfire5300]

zugeil xD

[FangedBeauty]

I'm dutch and I love the germans. They are a very polite people, hard workers and honest/direct. Travelled and worked for years in their country, which is beautiful. The netherlands is just a boring green flat pancake in comparison. It will always wonder why germans come over here on their holidays. Germany, I will trade our beach for your lush green mountains anyday. I just love cruising over their Autobahn with my stereo blasting Deadmau5! <3

(plus, german women are really cute)

[BimHennemann]

It isn't just in football its a real war!!!

[MEGANOBODY001]

nederland... wij hebben humor en duitsers zijn zo fucking saai

[kittyforlive]

@MEGANOBODY001 jr hrb 1000% gelijk!!!!!

 hollanders zullen het nooit worden he??

[SuperVideodave]

Deutschland deutschland ALLES IST FORBEI!!!! ALLES IST FORBEI!!!! XD

[MrChadLuganos]

@SuperVideodave Vorbei bitte mit V nicht mit F. Wenn Du uns schon jetzt als Verlierer besingen willst, dann wenigstens richtig ;-).

[KingMundolf]

die oma wills einfach hart :DD

[Tiesemans]

We have a very nice big dug out hole waiting for you Germans over at Zandvoort !

[vThunderGaming]

Thumbs up for holland!

[GoLDxCLaNz]

Naziiiii

[anoniem281]

Facking germany

[HiaDushi]

Ich liebe Deutsch nur für das Feuerwerk.

[timfeyenoord1]

@HiaDushi

Becuase we don't have that in the Netherlands.... (major sarcasm)

[yo800er]

the jokes about each other are just for fun :) everyone knows that and i think it makes our friendship more relaxed

[meisterschlucke]

Wenn Holland spielt dann denkt man, dass aha, remondis und co. einen Betriebsausflug machen :D

[Hankie010]

WWII, just saying...

[TerrierBram]

@Hankie010 Gefinancierd door Amerikanen, voor 70%. #JustSaying

[TheFlyingDutchman444]

i'm dutch and i don't hate germans. i don't really hate any nation by the way, the people here complaining about other country's are either immature or fucking xenophobes, i like german people and i'm sure they like us too, and ofcourse every nation has some immature stupid fucks saying otherwise.

[AJongeling]

haat aan dat stomme wijf, "ja dan doe je 't toch terug" DAT DEED DIE AL!

[NLNikoleta]

goed reclame, leuk ! hahahahaha

[MrDJLittleMA]

NEDERLAND wint makkelijk over duiters (en de rest van de wereld) XD

[503appie]

I am Dutch :P

[Gettopimp187]

In fact I like the Dutch much more than those filthy slavic Eastgermans.. :)

[Brazzo80]

@Gettopimp187 Slavic Eastgermans??? Please, go to school!!! Idiot!!!

[Gettopimp187]

@Brazzo80

Excuse me sir, but YOU are the cretin!

Inform urself before stating s.th. (notes: Germania Slavica; Ostelbien)

[Geldfabriek]

LET'S THROW THE APPLE !!!! 

[ReflectiveMind678]

Eine meiner Facebook-Bekanntschaften ist Holländerin und ich habe sie sehr lieb gewonnen! Eigentlich mag ich sie sogar lieber als die meisten meiner RL-Freunde und vor allem meinen restlichen Landsleuten... Ich habe mir vorgenommen sie irgendwann einmal zu besuchen (vielleicht zu ihrem nächsten Geburtstag). Wenn ich die Sprache besser beherrschen würde, würde ich aus Deutschland wegziehen, mich hält hier nichts mehr...

[ReflectiveMind678]

Auch England würde ich als Alternative in Betracht ziehen. Irgendwie muss ich feststellen dass die Menschen überall freundlich sind, nur die meisten Deutschen sind unzufrieden und somit unfreundlich und unausstehlich geworden, zumindest die Leute in meinem näheren Umfeld. Traurig aber wahr...

[ReflectiveMind678]

Außerdem kommt es mir so vor, als ob der Rechtsextremismus in Deutschland in letzter Zeit wieder stark zunimmt und mich ekelt das an!

[19Mellon73]

@ReflectiveMind678

Jo, der gesellschaftliche Zusammenhalt in England is super.

Must halt nur aufpassen, dass dir niemand ein Molotov- Coctail an den Kopf wirft

wenn wieder Unruhen ausbrechen.

Dann doch lieber in die Niederlande, da können die Rechten ganz legal die Rechtspopulisten wählen.

Hast noch gar nicht gemerkt, dass um uns herum überall die Rechtspopulisten schon in den Parlamenten sitzen, oder?

Aber solange das Gras grüner ist, man soll ja auch was von der Welt sehen

[ReflectiveMind678]

@19Mellon73

*seufz*

Ja stimmt, soweit hab ich gar nicht gedacht. Naja ich würde einfach mal davon ausgehen und hoffen, dass das in eher ländlichen Gegenden nicht der Fall ist, was die Sache mit den Mololtov-Cocktails betrifft.

Ach man, ich will doch nur meine Ruhe und Frieden vor diesem ganzen Mist, mehr verlange ich doch gar nicht. Früher war alles besser. ;-(

Und ob das Gras grün ist oder nicht, interessiert mich schon lange nicht mehr...



[BoundInHumanBones]

We're no Dutch, no German, no Dansk. We are PAGANs without borders. At least, thats how I feel.

[DutchDennus]

i don't get why the dutch couple is driving a ford.

we love our german cars!

[beastcod2quickscope]

ich komme aus den niederlanden und wir möogen die Deutcher gern!

[Brazzo80]

Ich mag unsere Holländer!!! Und glaubt mir,sie mögen uns auch!!! Sonst würden nicht so viele Urlaub bei uns machen. Was sich neckt, dass liebt sich!

[Dante112]

@Brazzo80 uhm im dutch and sorry learn english, but i do not like germans for even one bit the ysuck there fake and there more over gay..

[Brazzo80]

@Dante112 I Cry! I don't care at all, what you say.

[TerrierBram]

@Brazzo80 Das stimmt. Deutscher sind tolle Leute, besser wie die Franzosen.

[92Alexander19]

@Brazzo80 SO EI FEUERBALL JUNGEE!!!!

[StlyDutch]

@Brazzo80 Wir machen Urlaub bei dir um unsere Fahrräder zurück zu nehmen. Wir stehlen eine jedes Jahr und bringen es zurück nach die Niederlande ;]

[J4manlol]

@Brazzo80 ik ben het helemaal met je eens, als ik begrijp wat je net zei

[vivasnicky]

@Brazzo80 You are right! Germans en Dutch people are getting along very well.. I live near the German border and i have to say! You are nice and welcoming people! We love your cars to! ;)

[mclukaei]

@Brazzo80 Türken und Deutsche auch? :D

[AppSnapz]

lol wie die die holländer extra hässlich gemacht haben...

Holländer sind nett nur leider ist ihr land total langweilig und ihre sprache zum ablachen... aber sonst seid ihr schn ganz korrekt

[DeTooR94]

@AppSnapz ja tuurlijk ik kan niet antwoorden in t duits maar als er hier 1 iemand langweilig ist ben jij dat wel

[hobbyguy]

@AppSnapz Extra hässlich? Die sind ja schon hässlich genug!!!

[MrSjoert]

@hobbyguy Ja laten we het vooral daar over gaan hebben, wat dan met die enorme neuzen van Duitsers. Jullie stammen zeker van neusapen af...

[MrSjoert]

@AppSnapz Lol laten we het vooral taal hebben.. Wat weten jullie nou van talen af.. De meeste moffen kunnen net aan 1 taal spreken, hun eigen... Als Nederland zo 'langweilig' is, what the fuck moeten jullie hier altijd dan...

[OdysseyToPurgatory]

@AppSnapz added to that germans are the most arrogant people you will ever meet your comment verifies that thank you very much

[miciso666]

dutch we legalise weed why we dont want the troubles other countries have the more u ban it the more people want to get it the more shit police has to deal with that could be avoided

[Virtualarrow]

Dutch rules becouse i am! :p

[20eurocent]

xDDD

[1991maulwurf]

That's my grandma... she tought me how to drive!

[HierisBestand]

die caravan! te typisch xD

[xFemke2]

Holland natuurlyk!

[Jerbod2]

:D

[SchergeSatans]

FAKE! Germans would NEVER destroy their cars, they would rather die...well sometimes they do both...

[SOEINEGAUDI]

@SchergeSatans lol. so true !

[xXBleistiftXx]

@SchergeSatans But that was a german woman, most of them don't care about cars this much. :)

[Danosvanos90]

@SchergeSatans As if German cars break down that easily.

[dinissonia17]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh a oma deutsch ist besserrrrrrrrrrahhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hh.

[Ersterzweiterdritter]

hach ja ich glaube die verstehn uns ganz gut... und umgekehrt auch

[raa14211]

I live on the border, and I speak dutch / low saxon.

[ditisappelsap]

Wel jammer dat ze tegen het raam aan spuugt in plaats van op die oma :'''''''(

[redneahskniL]

Die kommt aus Bonn, wie Ich xD

[Thiemus]

i love german vs holland ...iits a endles lovestory its funxD...but germany vs england thats not fun...they hat germany and Germans hate england...soory 4 the bad english...Ich bin Deutscher xD

[TheDragenov]

@Thiemus lol

[Melletjhu]

@1gamernumber1 well I think those things happen everywhere... but in Holland its easier to see...

[jankuiper3422]

Here around the border the germans and the dutch can understand each other if we speak in dialect. And on top of that most german people that study here speak dutch almost fluently. And face it, without germans the whole film industry/literature wouldn't have nearly as much to write about.

[GinaMausi100]

@Simon39043 Are you dumb Man?! Germany is one country and Netherland is one Country!!!!!!!!! I'm German and I think that Video is Shit. Germans don't hate anyone okay?!

[HesseJamez]

We like each other - until we play soccer!

[SmeeeetS]

Yeah i love germany aswell, im from holland :D.

I allways smoke some pot with german people in the coffeshops xD

[detijdVLOGD]

but the allied won the war.

[Meerjungfraeulein]

@1gamernumber1

Wat?

[axgouk1]

genial !

[bigbangtayfun]

Bloemfontein the second Wembley @bordkrijt

[manegepaard]

Stukje appel XD aahahaha..

[VegasTemplates]

@mrghurband Lmao says someone from the arabic side fucking idiot

Holland is the best country ever in my eyes... Amsterdam forever <3



[hymridon20]

ha, die duitser lijkt mijn oma wel. ook zo snel gefrustreerd in het verkeer ..

[dan3377able]

:DD

[Denver542]

this is how old people drive when no one is watching, demolishing each other...

[SpeedyWarmUp]

YES THIS WAS MY GRANNY :3

[TheJamShot]

german nazi granny from hell... X)

[BoeseFlueche]

go get them germany granny finish them!^^

[MrsToastunfall]

be worry guys, all germans drive like this...

greatings from erfurt

[MisterWeed]

I love the dutch! But when it comes to football we are arch enemies! :D

Here's to an awesome rivalry among friends! 

[thedutchman01]

@MisterWeed

All germans I have ever met, quite a few of them study on my home town of Breda, are great people and know how to have fun.

So I couldnot agree more with you good sir!

[lucalagalot]

@MisterWeed true dat

[xRespectxMitchellx]

@MisterWeed well then be happy cuz alot dutch people think germany will win the WK this time

[MrWereldOorlog]

@MisterWeed

I will never feel that, im half german half dutch

i dont give a fuck who wins

[detlevhannes79]

don't worry guys, not all germans drive like this...

greatings from berlin

[dapwnswatt]

i am dutch.

but we dutch people think that the german ppl are just normal like the others

this is just a comercial to be funny. dont fight about it.

ps my english is bad...

[LHaldir]

I love the Germans: most people here got bad manners but in Germany its the other way round...except ofc when european cup and world cup is on: THEN ITS WAR :P

[music24877]

what one was German and what one was dutch ?

[mijfeyenoord]

@music24877

The one who was talking is dutch( men and wife)

The other one was a stupid german!

[GGGNVideos]

I love this one.

While being a German :-)

[Storebotflash]

lolololol WTF

[GermanDieselFanatic]

*are*

[GermanDieselFanatic]

@Gocavs1990 - the only people in the world that hate Germans are yankee doodle tough guy Americans and jews. The reason for this deep down, jealousy. So you either one of those and therefore your shit for brains comment is void.

[Prinsgezindepatriot]

If it wasnt for the germans, we would be missing alot of stolen bycicle jokes. So, cheer up! just remember that the last laugh is to you!

[emmimens]

HUP HOLLAND HUP

[ThingsIShouldDo]

@emmimens Laat de leeuw niet in zijn hempie staan!

[igehweida]

Netherlands is "the more tolerant Germany". ^^ I know a lot of people in Netherlands, I like how they don´t give a shit. They live and let live.

Cheer up, neighbors, we germans are just a little bit jealous, thats all. We love you.

[nevyn1]

@igehweida tolerance is the ugly stepsister of acceptance and not a trait to be proud of.

[BlasterZify3D]

@igehweida im german and i love netherlands ......but we don´t like us when we play football ;)

[bordkrijt]

@BlasterZify3D I never understood, for us Germany the only rivarly we have with football. But you Germans also seem to have rivarly with England? Which rivarly is biggeR?

[BlasterZify3D]

@bordkrijt good question ....i think its netherlands cause englands rival is france

[virework]

@igehweida

we love you germans to.

we are good friends an neigbors.

but what the most inporten thing is is that we have the same blood and we are both germanic.

only our langauge is a little bit else.

but i can hear and understand you fine.

we are not only neichbors country i think we are good brother country's to.

[gamlaman]

@virework Ik hoop heel erg dat je dat over ''hetzelfde bloed'' niet letterlijk bedoelt. ''hetzelfde bloed'', ''een germaans volk'', snap je hoe dat klinkt? Als je dat niet bedoelde is het volgende niet voor jou bedoeld.

Zoja, ROT EEN END OP VAN YOUTUBE KK.NAZI, niks tegen Duitsers of vriendschap maar DAT NOOIT MEER.

[Kiobas99]

@virework yeh we are good brother countries, except brothers dont try to take over the smaller brother's country -.-

[Gocavs1990]

I know we need Germany for our exports but I fucking hate Germans still.

[martcod7]

@Gocavs1990 hm and why? 

[BlauesShirt08]

@Gocavs1990

mhh.. und aus einem bestimmten Grund, oder nur wieder wegen den ganzen Vorurteilen und der Dt. Vergangenheit?!

[TheKtownplayer]

Typischen Bonner :D BN :D

[bladieblaad]

Haha, yeah, we need the Germans for a good old spitting contest.

Good neighbours.

ec 88 thank you.

[Ricknubbit]

Duitsers kunnen geen engels das wel jammer.

[Lonewerwolf]

I love Netherland ^^ :) Greets vom Germany :)

[IJmuiden3]

Wir lernen Deutsch in Holland! Lernt ihr Niederländisch in Deutschland??

[HesseJamez]

@IJmuiden3

Nein, Niederländisch wird hier schlicht nirgends angeboten. In den Schulen gibt es nur Englisch/ Französisch/ Spanisch zur Auswahl. Es müsste aber für Deutsche relativ leicht erlernbar sein, da sehr ähnlich.

[IJmuiden3]

@HesseJamez Aha, okay.. Wir lernen Deutsch, Englisch, Französisch und Spanisch. Niederländisch ist nicht so leicht erlernbar wie Deutsch, es ist schwer selbst für Deutsche leute! ;)

[HesseJamez]

@IJmuiden3

Ich muss euch da mal ein Kompliment machen: Ich war öfters in Holland und fast jeder dort spricht sehr gut Deutsch oder zumindest Englisch.

[IJmuiden3]

@HesseJamez Danke! Wir müssen wohl! Niederländisch wird nicht so viel gesprochen :/ ;)

[170BArk]

i like cheese

[randommusicify]

the germans always attack first xD

[TheCherry1994]

@randommusicify

yes, we love to attack and lose first xD.

[randommusicify]

the germans always attack first xD

[acuario12acuario]

i don´t need to do that, all people know spain beat germany and holland LOLOLOL

[CyberdineModel101]

The rivalry was there because '74 final and the way off playing football.

The Dutch love beautiful football and the Germans played in that time anti football. Look at the German team today ! wonderful attacking play and here in Holland there is allot off respect for that.

I can not wait till 15 November,.

[ratslag]

kanker moffen

[Schlachti10]

We Germans don't hate the Dutch. It's just a bit of football rivalry and of course their sneaking on the Autobahn.

[SoundOfDnB]

@Schlachti10 and you sneaking for the coffeeshop of course. :)

[Schlachti10]

@SoundOfDnB

pssst. Nobody is allowed to know that. Because at the coffeshops we prepare for the next war. so just stay silent and we won't vist you (for now). :D

[watup2154]

Looks like a GLADIATOR fight ---- WoW ---- I am Lovin it

[MWcrazyhorse]

lol ye that pretty much sums it up.

[Fe0n]

I like holland because of gouda and the kroketjes burger at mc donalds

[woodenNL]

Iam a german and live in Holland. Not a german from Germany, but a german like blonde hair etc. :) We are actually all family!

[wieweethet4]

We can't do it without the Germans, so keep it nice.

[mstarr74]

The German and the Dutch are more alike than either of them want to know.

There's no real hate amongst them.

At least not from what i've seen of it.

I like them both

[paramorelavigne1]

fuck germans

[HLX83]

@paramorelavigne1 fuck you!

[vanzan102]

@paramorelavigne1 easy man....

[bojacha108]

@paramorelavigne1

demagogue...

[antiochostheos]

Cant hold on myself ;D greetings to our Dutch favourite enemies