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  • The Saurus has his rhymes memorized.

    You can apply it to anything.

    Rhymes that are relevant like about their attire show it's a freestyle.

  • You look like you sleep on a waffle iron hahahahahahhaha

  • Both crews were good, But The Saurus and Illmac fucking killed it. Strictly Bodybag.

  • lmfao i love how dumb and saht are so improv they're just fucking around after 5 minutes saying random shit this is hilarious

  • "Someone should call Aceyalone or whoever is responsible for taking em home."

    slept on dope line right there.

  • Sahtyre & Nocan woulda been a mean duo

  • hahaahah. Helll ya. I like sahtyre and dumbfounded's good sportsmanship at the end. There was no tension at all i like that. good peacful battle. all fun and games.

  • wow....Dumb's gotten a lot better lol

  • 6:00 Why did someone try to fry a steak on your face in fireplace?

    line was maad overlooked, lol

  • @XxhadoukenxX fuck a crowd reaction lol

  • "Youre the only guy who brings in pots & sauce, because someone told you it was raining cats & dogs."

    Ill, they deserved to win man

  • The quarantine line was hilarious.

  • sahtyre is a spastic... he tried to rhyme something with orange

  • he's on da microphone just cos his eyes are sewn shut........wtf looooooooool

  • Love dumb and saht but the saurus and illmac definetly won

  • fuck a crowd reaction Lols

  • dumb says god damn everytime

  • oh god this is too funny

  • haha Dumb N Sat are my boys but they studdered a lil

  • LMAO the first line dumb said was the funniest shit..

  • Ugh, I hate watching videos and seeing nothing but @ posts. Take your damn arguments to personal messages, please.

  • Attention everyone, STOP replying with that it rhymed with Thesaurus' previous line. I KNOW. Jesus. I've gotten 24 replies with the SAME thing.

  • i guess they found the films

  • "You're taller laying flat on the floor." OH. MY. SWEET. NIGGER. BALLS. THAT WAS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST ONE-LINERS I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE. AHAHAHSDOAHSDAKJSDHASDJKHASHDA­DS. Please excuse me while I laugh out my insides. Holy shitstorm that was HYSTERICAL. Oh Jesus, excuse me. I gotta' laugh at this shit.
  • it looks like both teams were struggling.

  • @assassin45677 and illmac laws of physics line was sick btw

  • The Saurus and Illmac > Dumbfoundead

  • you sleep on a waffle iron! Dude Saht's frees are crazy dope

  • i rofld at 1:31 lolol bugs bunny

  • haha he rhymed something with orange!

  • ahaha when they got called unfunny i was like... "huh... ok ok"

    then first line from sahtyre "so we're unfunny? alright bugs bunny" i cracked up already...shit

  • sahtyre, you cant win the battle with just "doin your mom" joke

  • For some reason I still think Thesaurus/Illmac's verses are written :c Their switching is perfectly timed almost every time

  • I'm blastin' off like a rocket shit!

  • Anyone else notice how close Illmaculate stands to the camera during the interview, so he doesnt seem as short?

  • hahahahaaa yes yes this guy knows where to get the best meth.... crazy funny

  • Dumbfoundead and Sahtyre were hilarious during the WRC's

    first time i became a fan early in Dumb's career. most of his fans don't even know about this battle. smh

  • 4:43 to 4:50 - FUNNIEST. PIECE. OF. CATERPILLAR TURD I HAVE EVER SEEN.

    THAT WAS THE MOST AWKWARD FUCKING MOMENT I'VE SEEN IN YONKS.

    WHAT THE FUCK. AND THEN ILLMAC'S ONE-LINER COMPLETING WHAT SAHT COULDN'T FINISH: "That was some AWFUL SHIT".

    That made me laugh so hard, I lost my virginity.

    Seven times.

  • @foolofaguyinlove Saht had NO FUCKIN' IDEA.

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. FUCK.

    FUCKIN' AWKWARD AS FUCK. AHAHAHAHAHA.

    GOD I LOVE SAHT. GUY'S THE FUNNIEST FUCKER ALIVE.

    He fuckin' lost the plot. Bet he forgot where the fuck he even WAS and what the fuck he was DOING at that moment. AHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    Oh man.

    I love you Saht, you funny mofo'.

  • @foolofaguyinlove 6:03 to 6:06. AGAIN!

    AGAIN!!! OH MY GOD SAHTYRE.

    WHAT THE FUCK DAWG. AHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.

    THAT WAS THE MOST DELIGHTFUL SURPRISE I'VE HAD IN EONS. FUCK.

    Love this dude to DEATH.

  • be careful when you order mandarin chicken

  • @pseudonymjim Thanks. You're the 24th person to say that.

  • whats that random black girl in bikinis?

  • I love dumb .... but for the first time i think illmaculate and the saurus won

  • Sahtyre kind of messed up....a LOT. Dumbfoundead was a bit off to that day I guess. Maybe the two of them weren't used to double battles though

  • lol sahtyre called illmac a bud bundy stunt dummy, and "i'll put this lil mufucker on a tee and kick him thru the field goal with a steel toe. @ thesaurus " he must shaved his face with rusty razor blades, u look like u rollerblade but ur bones cant hold the weight." lmao

  • lol sahtrye is a funny freestyler

  • don't hit me with that jin shit, you got thin lips, he's like someone get me a capri slim quick

  • I dont know why. But sahtyre had me rolling at 3:53

    Dude rhymes Orange, Porn and Floor. lol

  • Jumpoff tv sucks ass compared to grinndtime & KODT

  • @sheriefryan

    You dont get it.... WRC07...meaning 2007 Grind time and KOTD* didnt exist then. Jumpoff was one of the first to make an online show out of battling. It helped build the foundation for KOTD, GT and loads of other leagues. The CEOs grind time/kotd and dont flop were all battling in this competition. The first ones to do 2 on 2s, plus the reason that battles are now judged on camera. Your welcome.

  • wtf???? Dumbfoundead & Sahtyre raps lk they re high XD

  • @ryanlkirk what do you mean it didnt rhyme? ninja vanish, kitten sandwich, and missin cat went rhymes perfectly dude wtf r u talkin about?

  • he looks like he was in quarantine with a swarm of bees!

  • damn sahtyre is wack

  • why the white guys blabbing about his ethnicity and sexuality, hasn't he got a better thing to say

  • Smh...Nothing rhymes with orange.

  • @TheKillerbeeyo ig-norants.... more piss.... comics....... soar bitch.....

  • @TheKillerbeeyo pownage... ownage... nesporons... porn flicks

  • @imabuffassmofo1 No...no...no....good but no.

  • @TheKillerbeeyo Door Hinge

  • THATS WHO SAHTYRE LOOKS LIKE!!!! I was tryna think of that shit for the longest, he does look like Marion Jones!

  • sahtyre's WACK

  • Illmaculate Sand peeps :D

  • ok sahtye sucks

  • Damn all you other lame, half ass, suburban cities took our culture and COMPLETELY ruined it.

    NYC till the end of time.

  • @HardBodyNyC shut the fuck up man. just shut the fuck up.

  • @HardBodyNyC Lol no

  • @HardBodyNyC

    I agree with NYC til death, but I also agree with niyok671...shut the fuck up.

  • I swear sahtyre says 'VIN-A-GAR-ETTE' to the theme tune of adams family.

  • "you think this fucking herbs amazing. when you rap it sound like you must have learned the language from another nerdy asian" haha

  • "He looks like he's been in Quarantine with a Swarm of Bees"

  • all i know is that

  • Man, these guys have made battling evolve so quickly. Looking at this from 2007 compared to videos at KOTD in 2009 its just crazy, this shit has come so far.

  • did anyone notice dat sahtyre sounded jus like the saurus without dat tight flows

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  • hes doing the wolf dance haha

  • Illmaculate's line about 'So I'm taller laying down? I guess that I'm just such a tight emcee that the law of physics don't apply to me." Was mad crazy.

  • Just picturing Illmaculate owning a cat makes me laugh so hard.

  • @kevinyourk Jesus. Well, So-rry. Calm down.

  • 1:14 when illmaculate forgets his line fucks it up and gets angry at himself hahaha

  • Your the only guy that brings a plate and packs of sauce, just because someone told u it was raining cats and dogs..... lol genius

  • the black guy keeps stuttering

  • LMAO your gay and do porn.. ur fuckin taller layin flat on the floor

  • @jamieovcymmer yeah i said over 3 years, its not quite 4 lol it was posted in november (:

  • illmaculate looks like turtle from entourage

  • ehh dumb didnt do so hot this round, haha he was prolly off

  • that one guys voice sounds like chris webby

  • Wow Dumbfoundead/Sahtyre got owned here.

  • LMAO SAHTYRE AND DUMBFOUNDEAD ARE SHIT TOGETHER but better solo.....

  • @jasano1234 This was over 3 years ago, personaly i think dumb and saht was foolin the whole competition but if dumb was to battle them now he would of done alot better

  • @BTMLOL 4 years ago m8 its 2011 now

  • is that a girl?

  • lol they are so baked

  • "That's were my missing cat went." That was so god damn funny. It didn't rhyme. He just said it. That made it ten times funnier.

  • @RyanLkirk It DID rhyme

  • @RyanLkirk no u ignoramus it didn rhyme which was why it was good, how he said it makes it rhyme

  • @Villis411 That made no sense. It didn't rhyme, It did rhyme. Make up your mind.

  • @RyanLkirk He followed it up with something that rhymed........

  • @RyanLkirk

    umm it did rhyme.. kitten sandwhich ... missing cat went....

  • @RyanLkirk It did sort of rhyme with Saurus' previous rhyme scheme.

  • @RyanLkirk

    it did rhyme, it rhymed with kitten sandwich

  • @ReaIMusic Congratulations. You're the 100th person to tell me that. Email me your address, and I'll send you a cookie.

  • @RyanLkirk

    relax mang im just stating the obvious =)

  • @RyanLkirk It rhymed with kitten sandwich

  • @RyanLkirk It rhymes with kitten sandwich. So that makes me the 25th person to say that? Cuz it makes me cool to reply to a comment posted 5 months ago, right? Lol.

  • @RyanLkirk It had actually did rhyme with "kitten sandwich"

  • @RyanLkirk He rhymed 'missing cat went' with 'in this rap shit'. So, no, it did fucking rhyme. If you're too stupid to grasp that, then you really shouldn't be commenting on the battle.

  • @BIuejay Calm down

  • @BIuejay that doesn't rhyme..

  • @666Mast3rChi3f666 Kitten sandwich / missin' cat went / in this rap shit.

    None of them rhyme perfectly, but it's a clear rhyme scheme. If you couldn't pick that one up, then you're certainly missing a hell of a lot of other subtle rhyme schemes in the battles you watch.

  • @RyanLkirk Excuse me, Missin' cat went happens to rhyme with kitten sandwich!

    THAT made it ten times funnier tbh.

  • @RyanLkirk pretty sure kitten vanish rhymes with missin cat went

  • your the only guy who brings plates and packs of sauce cuz some1 told him it was raining cats and dogs god damn these wrc vids are just to fuckin much lmao

  • @RyanLkirk You can actually rhyme, Sandwich with Went and then illmac said rap Shit, so it does rhyme?

  • @RyanLkirk Spittin' havoc, ninja vanish, kitten sandwich, missin' cat went.

    They were the words that were being rhymed in that order.

    Fuck you ON about, saying it didn't rhyme?

    Listen closely, my friend.

  • @foolofaguyinlove Suck my dick my friend. Try reading comments before you reply, Because 24 people have said the same shit before you. Want a cookie?

  • @RyanLkirk Yah, pardon me if I have better things to do than go through a good seven hundred and fifty-seven comments on a Youtube link.

    Twenty-four people might have said the same shit, but I'm willing to bet it wasn't NEARLY as thorough, and well put.

    Therefore, comments that did exposing your ignorance justice were strongly in order.

    Bye-Bye.

  • @foolofaguyinlove Man, you're a pathetic sack of shit. Your attempts at sounding intelligent are some of the most clumsily-worded sentences I've read from a faux-intellectual on YouTube. Go back to school.

  • @BIuejay Pathetic sack of shit who attempts to sound intelligent?

    Well, if ANYTHING, I'm FLATTERED I gave off an air of intelligence, when that wasn't even my intention.

    So thank you, for the indirect compliment there, dude.

    Much obliged.

    That's just how I talk.

    Had I tried, it would have been a FAR more painstaking read, so be grateful that wasn't the case.

    You LITERALLY followed me around on THREE LINKS, starting arguments with me.

    And none of my comments were antagonistic.

  • @BIuejay They were merely truthful.

    Sorry for pointing out the truth or the obvious?

    Eat a fat one man.

    Your words will NEVER mean SHIT to me.

    And I will KEEP emphasising AS MUCH AS I FUCKING WANT.

    The words of emphasis are the words I'd be screaming into your ear, if you were in front of me right now.

    So there.

    Enjoy your undoubtedly eventful life there, buddy.

  • @foolofaguyinlove Nice essay.

    ...Oh God, I just watched the start of one of your videos. Fuck, I feel sick that I'm even holding a conversation with you. You're the one who's admittedly 'bored as shit'. No wonder you spend all your time making awful videos, and starting petty arguments. Your life looks so... Terrible. Get well, kid.

  • @BIuejay Oh, don't give me all that pseudo-intellectual 'psychiatrist' crap. "Get well, kid."

    Just WHO the fuck do you think you are?

    YOU'RE the one that is in desperate need of help, if you go around ACTUALLY TALKING to people like that.

    The FUCK?

    And not that you would KNOW this, but those videos were done as inside jokes, and mediums of mockery.

    Not that you would ever know or believe that, but I'm not SO fucked up as to make that shit seriously.

    YOU, on the other hand...

  • @BIuejay And my life's pretty dope at the moment, actually.

    I'm with the girl of my dreams (literally speaking, not for bragging rights or anything like that), and we both love one another to death. God has been kind to me in more ways than one.

    I have an incalculable number of things to be thankful for, as we all do.

    I've received FAR more than I deserve, and I am ever grateful, for that.

    Thanks for the concern, though.

    My life's pretty picture perfect, as of late.

    Pretty picture perfect.

  • @foolofaguyinlove You really aren't a homosexual? I'm amazed.

    Well done on only capitalising one word in that whole paragraph, and not saying anything inflammatory just for the sake of an argument.

  • @BIuejay Please, just shut the fuck up.

    Talking to you makes me wanna' fuckin' off myself.

    Later days.

  • @foolofaguyinlove Yeah, obviously, because you're an emo piece of shit. You're the one who dumped his fascinating fucking life story on me.

    Act like less of a cunt.

  • @BIuejay OH MY FUCKING GOD.

    SHUT. THE FUCK. UP ALREADY.

    FUCKKK!!!

    And I wasn't being a cunt to them.

    I didn't actually insult them. I simply asked them what the fuck they were on about, because their remarks seemed out of whack to me.

    I didn't actually insult them.

    But when one of the dudes responded by telling me to suck their DICK, that provoked some degree of antagonism from my part.

    Otherwise, I think I was being fairly just in my remarks, up until then.

    No harm, no foul.

    Anyway.

  • @BIuejay LOL. Emo piece of shit.

    Nice.

    REAL creative there, asshole.

    Try knowing a little about me FIRST, and THEN go around throwing labels like that, eh?

  • @foolofaguyinlove Still clearly a sore point for you. You make videos of yourself looking at your own reflection while posing and pouting like a teenage girl. It doesn't matter how happy you claim to be, because your life is still ridiculously pathetic.

    That mid-sentence capitalisation is still incredibly aggravating, and always will be. Go love yourself to death.

  • @BIuejay Like I said you ignorant know-nothing, those were done to mock those who actually do shit like that for real.

    Not that that information would SINK IN in to that thick as fuck HEAD of yours.

    And I'm relatively certain a measly few minutes of my life is hardly enough evidence to go on, so as to evaluate the rest of its worth.

    It was done as an inside joke between me and some friends, so just shut the fuck up, and stop acting like you were a part of it to know what it was about.

  • @BIuejay For the record you ignorant, uneducated little fuck, even if making shit like that DID make me happy, how would YOU know any DIFFERENT?

    Happiness is to the individual.

    There ARE saddies out there that derive genuine elation from sad ass acts like that, and fair enough.

    Just because YOU don't like it doesn't mean THEY aren't genuinely happy with their life/lives.

    How ignorant can you BE?

    I really feel for your academic upbringing.

    Real talk.

    I genuinely feel sorry for you.

    Bye.

  • @RyanLkirk And it was referring to Thesaurus' previous line, "The only thing you made ninja vanish, was a kitten sandwich."

    Don't know WHERE you got the "random" or "irrelevant" air about that line from.

    It was completely/directly addressing Thesaurus' finishing line.

  • wack

  • Rofl thats where my fucking cat went.

  • all 4 high as fck am i wrong

  • Ok so any one whos seen dumbfoundead rap solo and knows that he would dominate if he was solo vote up he wud do so much better without sahtyre

  • Best line of the Battle: "That's where My missing cat went

  • @Wooshie1234 and the face jokes didnt?

  • @ilikebaseball10 For real homie. I hear that.

  • no lie, that was kinda wack from all players. they're better than that. wtf

  • "and you're an awful liar you look like u sleep on a waffle iron" LMFAO!!!!

  • Dumn and sahtyre ended it the first round

  • @itsJanTV dumb*

  • chokeslam pharell lol

  • illmaculate and the saurus are the greatest freestyles i've seen, but one of the least entertaining.

  • I don't think dumbfoundead and saht won this one. lol.

  • you guys are retarded if you think sahtyre sucks. look up his gt shit, the guys fucking dope

  • @1005Shini

    agreed Sahtyre is awesome.. and I love him in these 2 on 2's, him and Dumb are fucking great.

  • that guy sahtyre sucks ahah

    he needs to plan his shit down before he spits

  • @ThatKiddoEdgar I think he's hilarious

  • @ThatKiddoEdgar i thought the same but when i watched his 1 on 1 battles he's sick

  • who the fuck is Sahtyre?

  • I wish the battles now a days were still like this. Freestyling is the true way to test your rap skills.

  • @kyokushinkid420 exactly

  • @kyokushinkid420 Most of this is written

  • I was the battles were like this...Freestyle is the true test in a battle!

  • illmac's bars about the "if your not peace, otherwise, nocan, or kail you have no chance in hell..choke slam pharell" was too dope.

  • The Saures and Illmac are tight. But Dumb and Saht have a completely different style, and they're just having fun and its obvious that they dont need to try hard to be funny. They have pure comedic talent, with ryhming and timing.

  • illmac and thesaurus are just better here..ppl need to realize that..dumb and saht have their own style which is more hilarious to me tho

  • dumbfounded needs a better teamate

  • illmaculate looks like Turtle from Entourage

  • The black dude..Wow. I'm disappointed. Lmao.

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  • funniest azn jokes ever. dumb & saht really fell off in the second round. they did better in the nighttime round from this same WRC.

  • thesaurus look like jeremy from fantacy factory

  • black guy killed it.asian guy would have beat them him self.

  • dumbfounded wow you can do better

  • lets see who is better now in this rapp shxt?

    dumb all the wayy

  • @MsSunshine1294 Dumb is better at straight clowning but when it comes to rhyme schemes i would take Illmac all day.

  • so many crazy lines in this...  this is freestyling genius.

  • "you can't rap, but at least you can make chicken taste like an orange" hahahah

  • Lol that's where my missing cat went...

  • dumb and sahtrye are so much better, both of them are crazy in GT

  • this is fuckin dope! illmaculate and saurus definately took that one. but dumb and saht are still the shit. fuck, whatta dope team, dumb and saht. and man this must be if they lost. and i didnt hear the wu tang line that them dudes were talking about but you can tell it was fuckin sick.

  • 4:46 LMAOOOO that awkward silence just kills me

    saht & dumb are hilarious!

  • dumb is pretty damn good...too bad his partner is absolutely horrible. not sayin i can do any better than anyone in this video, just in comparison for wrc standards.

  • @trademark310 Actually illmaculate's filler line is "Matter of fact"