Brad - I'd rather eat a turd

[berwicksbob]

I hate those people who just play CoD and Fifa, Really there is alot more of gaming then those games and when they mock you for playing stuff like Oblivion or Team fortress

I used to get mocked for being into Nintendo and Sega and for playing genres like RPGs and stuff yet they say they're hardcore gamers cos they can mod a lobby all MW2 i totally agree with @xGimpyX

[IcyEdits]

I got here when I typed How To Eat A Turd...

[JDDiizzle]

He's like "NOO." Then he like pinched a loaf on the floor and he ate a turd and he rubbed it all on his face and he's like " I'D RATHER DO THIS THAN DARK SEKTERRRR."

[madisonlwood]

HES NOT KING HYRAT I FOUND HIM HE IS NOT BRAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nejinaji]

@madisonlwood thats cuz its king hyral, with and L not a T. besides, its not like he'd add you anyways.

[marioparty834]

@doom1killer123 I agree because for example I like Grand Theft Auto IV and then some asshole comes in saying "SAINTS ROW IS BETTER THEN "SHIT THEFT AUTO IV!" or something like that. I think they are both great franchises

[YouCannotBeOurFriend]

I traded COD because the more I played it, the more my I felt a hunger to play a game that didn't involve me running around doing the same dull thing, FOREVER.

[soisoisoisoisoisois0]

I'm not calling you jaded, I'm calling you an anusface.

Oh, ok then.

[doom1killer123]

why dont people just say: "in my opinion" or "cod is my favorite game" instead of "COD IS DUH BEST GAEM EVAR!!!! TEE EF TOOO SUCKS BAWS!!!" opinions are way different than statements. some of them dont even give other games a chance. if you beat castlevania, your official a hardcore gamer. im not saying thats exactly true, but its an opinion. if your stating an opinion, say your stating an opinion instead of "HAF WIFE TOO SUKS BAWS!!!" like an example of the same thing, "i dont like it" see?

[animeemo321]

Bad Company is better than COD. In COD you have to use a door. In Bad Company, Just blow a fu*king hole in the wall.

[Bloodyblade3]

@animeemo321 stfu you are makeing brads point even more....

[fizzyboii]

@animeemo321 in cod you do blow holes in walls ,dont you play the missions

[r8zr72]

@animeemo321 herp derp derp derp herpin derple

[Whiger15]

The only games I DON'T play are Basketball and Football. Except Backbreaker. that game was jizz.

[boogilish]

lol bitch maid?

[Petersaberros]

Bitchmaid ? Is that even possible?

[bigearl30]

u know those 97 messages are friend requests, which is a waste cuz he aint gonna accept nobody, so u might az well not send a request

[DOCTOROCTAGONAPUSS]

7 people would rather "EAT A TURD!"

[Subtalvik2]

Ever since COD became so popular it's been a common trend to talk shit about it, even though it doesn't suck at all in any way. People bitch about the little flaws as if they ruin the game or something.

[MattRooney06]

@Subtalvik2 I like COD

what i hate is that now you cant talk about any video game without having somone compare it to COD or having somone change the conversation to COD

[ForceRecon198]

The internet is full of assholes. I know, I'm one of them. ;D

[dantae5150]

holy shit 97 messages O-o

[discoj100]

id rather eat a turd then to never watch ur videos :D

[WTFKoduBear]

Yeah, when RDR was coming out and me and my friend were talking about it, he said "it's like a western CoD".

[bigfabe12]

@WTFKoduBear is ur friend retarded?

[TheTastyTofu]

DAAAWK SECTEEEEEEEEEEER

[xGimpyx]

I totally agree. I have a couple of friends that assume that they're hardcore gamers, even though they hardly playing anything besides Madden and COD.

Just because you're great at Madden doesn't make you a hardcore gamer. Hardcore is playing Resident Evil 5 on Veteran mode until 3:30 a.m. and not stopping until you beat Wesker, even though you have three classes in the morning and you've been trying to kill him for the past 40 minutes. That is what makes a hardcore gamer: determination.

[DeathIsEz]

@xGimpyx OH AND DON'T FORGET PLAYING DEAD SPACE AT 12:00 AM

[TheCookingmaster]

@xGimpyx i odnt like cod i like fallout 3

[DBZass]

@xGimpyx agreed

[Yumichan31197]

@xGimpyx and every ff along with halo and silent hill for 24 hours straight 

[Ryzanify44]

@Yumichan31197 no not halo

[TheCheezyGuy]

@xGimpyx yeah but re5 sucks so...

[xGimpyx]

@TheCheezyGuy And this changes what?

[TheCheezyGuy]

@xGimpyx im just saying, it was really bad, re4 was better.

[doom1killer123]

@xGimpyx another comparison, if you beat castlevania, your a hardcore gamer. i still havent done it yet.

[D4rkSid31]

@xGimpyx lol im a hardcore gamer everything in that speech applies to what i did xD except on nightmare

[therock557]

@xGimpyx In that case, if it's all in the determination, I'm pretty hardcore. Yeah, I bet.

[mrliampep5i]

people who shagg COD are so gay there always dicks to you they call you noob i hate that shit

[elZiltcho]

@TheScHiZoDaRkDrEaD no it proves that he doesn't feel like looking through 97 messages when he could be doing something better.

[Tysoncampbell69]

LOL brad ur the man down with shitty cod fanboys

[FUBARChicken]

97 unread messages lol

[Anzariel]

hahahahahahahahaha

that still makes me laugh so hard :D

[stevean2]

DWAAARK SECTEEEER

[bobby3000000]

lol anus face

[solidarm23]

"except cod4 that was pretty good" XD

[DhDo74]

lol I love how david comes in

[KenFan4life]

guess it's a good thing that brad's not a wrestling fan.....cause that internet community is probably more jaded then the gamer group dudes.

[Chan787]

I saw this live lol

[ToshioSanx3]

So did hundreds of other people.

[336forlife]

o rly

[ColinDDC]

OMG no one cares. I, among many other people, hate when people just have to say that...

[ColinDDC]

Lol, thats kind of douchy thing of you to do.

[Hagisher]

i bet most of them are friend requests

[Nish8ish]

i hate people that just play call of duty thn if you tell them about a good game they'll compare it to call of duty lol.

[tazer489]

@Nish8ish dam right like i like god of war and my friend compares it to halo -.- id like to see master cheif fight kratos without his future weapons or power

[GTAfan421]

@Nish8ish or GTA4.

[kan0uchiha]

@Nish8ish well what game has the highest sell records in videogame history

[070erwin]

@kan0uchiha it was mario i think :P

[Brandon428920]

holy shit 97 messages

[doom1killer123]

@Nish8ish TF2 for example -_-

[kikiocat98]

dark SECTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!!

[chilicheesesteakman]

cept call of duty 4 that one's pretty good...

[WARNINGxB1OH4ZARD]

i know but then it gets boring XD

[iscrewy]

wtf spiderman web of shadows was good teh first playthrough

[DoggyDisk]

I WAS JUS PLAIN EVIL IN WEB OF SHADOWS

[diruguy01]

BITCH MAID :DD

[Cosmo837]

97 messages jesus

[x02Prototype]

I'd rather do this than play Dark Sectoooooooooooor!!!!

Stadix, I'm not calling you jaded, I'm calling you an anus face!

xD

[dendevo]

ll 97 messages hahah man thts alot anyway dude ur vids are the best dnt ever stop doin ur vids ther so funny

[SDU500]

Is Bad Company worth 7 bucks? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!I'­d rather eat a pubic hair!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!

[zombeboz1]

i remeber this he asked us if he should dark SUCKTOR!!!

[passionburn]

lol m8 ur too funny id rather eat a turd

[NewbsCanPk]

hahaha this is funny as fuck

[SniperCurse]

lmao Oh Brad, this is why we love you XD

[darkphoenix2]

Dark Sectooooooorrrr

[Anzariel]

finally some constructional remarks :D

[HaraldxPotter]

what's ur problemwith ma first comment? omg -.-

[KenFan4life]

uh-oh....now he's gonna have a thousand messages of people adding him and stuff...

[Dante369]

"I'm not calling you jaded, I'm calling you an anus face" hahaha

[therealMRDEVIL]

this was a interesting rant

[chibinaru11]

we love you brad

[forrest702]

idc if its a bad game i still play it cause it helps fight the boredom

[starcraft2zergfan]

I mean king hyrat

[itshunter989]

u mean king hyral? i have ps3 not an xbox 360...but it wouldnt matter anyways...cant they at least have some privacy?

[starcraft2zergfan]

His gamertag is king tirat! Add him fast before he deletes this comment!

[twilightvampire3]

Do you wanna know why everyone now knows you are a new 4PP fan?

[frequentgamer]

I love how you fail at spelling and ignore the fact that he has 97 messages in his inbox

[starcraft2zergfan]

sorry! i was using phone at the time and the quality was a bit lower on it! sorry. i dont fail. i own you in the game prototype any day.

[LuberSexyPwnage]

LBP ROCKS !!!

[LuberSexyPwnage]

nice gamer score

[DemonOfRazgriz89]

wow brad, check your damn messages lol

[DanLad318]

????????????????

[twilightvampire3]

I have Dark Sector. I bought it for $9.99 at Future Shop. I like it. Lol.

[broo234]

Yeah I like dark sector

[nuco46]

who would eat a turdthatn play a game that is just retarded

[Kupidkilla]

"I'm not calling you jaded, I'm calling you an anus face" hahahaha brad is awesome and apparently quite popular

[AniM4st3r]

omg how you have 14610 gamerscore?

[reymys6]

wow 95 messages

[twilightvampire3]

It says 97 messages.

[Nish8ish]

lol i know loads of people that would say the same thing about games, i was talkin to this guy once who didnt know what gears of war was and he just asked whether its better than COD, like all other games must be compared to it even if it isnt a first-person shooter.

[killingspr4]

lol 97 messages

[niknak1830]

lol

[ROFLOLMAOFU]

anus face??!

LMAO

[Himalicious]

" VIDEO GAMES SUUUUUUUCK! except for Call of Duty 4, that was pretty good!" lmfao Brad amazes me

[TheSolidEmo]

wow, really?

[stickyrice7]

LOL "NOOOO! I'd rather eat a pubic hair!" WTF?!?! XD XD

[neilhatesyou]

I'm probably the most jaded guy when it comes to games. Half Life 2 ruined me D:

[AttackMyAss]

olol

[drphilmcshizzle]

anus face lol

[ReekoArch]

Meh true. It's just... i don't know, I really wish they kept the sci fi setting. Changing the game all because EA felt there were too many Sci Fi game out at the time seemed like a stupid move.

[Wasgehtyo]

id hate being spammed like you are... good vid

[CompProductions]

wow brads a dick .... alot but funny

[ReekoArch]

meh, dark sector was dissapointing. I wish they had kept the original concept of the game.

[awsomehaz310]

people stop tryin 2 add them cus their famous u dont want 2 get 2 no them u just wnt their gts so u hopefally appear in one on their vids on multiplaya or sumthin their friends list is probs full of people they actually no anyway so stop tryin

[JollySock]

XDD Oh wow, someone walked in when he said that..

Talk about bad timing.

[xNova503x]

i cant believe people who dont like games they didnt even try to play >.> theyre dumbasses.

Yeah all of those games are worth about $10-$15, so those prices were really good deals.

[Suprpalapower]

WOAH !! 97 unread messages, lol i feel sorry for you SPAM SPAM SPAM

[stealinstuff]

this was funny live

[iwillgetyouaspoon]

battlefield bad company: $7.50

mercenaries 2: $5.00

dark sector: $3.00

listening to brad talk about turds and pubic hair: PRICELESS

[effinretards]

no....ur not funny

[Zxzlinkzxz]

Why do you bother?

[iwillgetyouaspoon]

stfu fuck face

[effinretards]

im serious that wasn't funny

[GuitarHeat27]

you must be StatiX

[effinretards]

read the name...it says statiX huh?

[DCskate23]

Spider-Man Web of Shadows is an awesome game.

[WalkableInk]

97 messages, Damn

[Nephstex]

Bf Bad Company is a great bargain for $7.

N

[rmysterio80]

were ill buy it

[DarkEgg11]

14k GP :P

[masterchiefsasuke]

hey i floss my teeth with my pubic hair

[mwheeling7]

O_O

[buttersownsuall]

shit, I wish I could buy any decent game $7

[shotgunsam666]

I'm not calling you jaded, I'm calling you an anusface.

[Dragon0932]

Call of duty 4 is very overrated.

[KettoKamisori]

Yes, it is. It's not a bad game, but it gets old after awhile.

[rongdisk23]

battle field bad company kicks ass,

great fun :D id pay $100 for it

[misterbadguy99]

I was a little disappointed. The health system didnt work so well. But it is still a good game, and I enjoy playing it.

[DeathlyCrunch]

Even the people sitting with Brad think he dicks around to much. Surprised face.

[Dune1884]

lol 97 messages

[ChromeGhost0219]

battlefield:Bad Company is friggen awesome

[JRockerDude91]

"No, no, they should pay you 5 bucks for it cause all video games are BAD! expect of Call of Duty that's pretty good but still that's like 2 out of 10 CAUSE VIDEO GAMES SUCKS!!" at 0:10-24 lol

[LetsSpamCrapVids]

Ha ha ha Epic

[Elektrik117]

harsh buddy

[starcraft2zergfan]

fffffffuck you

[lordkelvin1]

Piss off. Why is conservatism returning? Can't you get to like and dislike who ever you want? I bet you're just one of the O so many people who seem to want pity because their lives are worthless. The FFFFFFFFFFs aren't helping either.

[BloodyFist111]

No your really not

[cytorakdemon]

xD

its funnier live

[Lighteningzero]

I'd rather do THIS than player dark sectooooor

XD

[cuteniss11]

rofl!?!?! brad your so epic i love you hahahahaha you made my days with the funny vids hahah <3

[findthecomputerroom6]

awesome lolz

[starcraft2zergfan]

? what does that mean?

[lordkelvin1]

The satire often stands as a literary technique of writing or art which principally ridicules its subject often as an intended means of provoking or preventing change. As of that explanation I mock the intent of all that, on youtube, has to do with "first". To bad people are still fucking a-holes fucks who don't see why they should think for them selves. As long as they see the word "First" you MUST hate some1.

[starcraft2zergfan]

hey hey hey! fuck you >:D lol

[HaraldxPotter]

y go fuck urself idiot

[starcraft2zergfan]

it was a joke :D that's why i put lol on there! lol. games arent that bad you know

[HaraldxPotter]

yeh i love em too; and i love brad :D; So i don't know why people gone mad about my comment

[starcraft2zergfan]

people cant take a joke that's why! anyways, they got offended because 4pp is all about gaming and everybody here is a gamer

[lordkelvin1]

It's just sad to take offense by something like that. "O noezz Wiez has 2 hate that gai!!!!!!11elevenone!". I got 7 thumbs down cause I said I was a satire of first :). As long as they see "FIRST" we go back to burning witches at stakes.