Man hides 38 caliber pistol up him Rectum in jail

[quickrelease11]

Puts a new meaning on fire in the hole!!!!

[scribklu]

Too bad it didnt go off.

[letterstothemetro]

HOW THE FUCK DID HE PUT THAT THING IN HIS BUTT

[asideofcancerforme]

Seems like a shitty situation to me

[MatmanPDX]

Wrecked'em... Damn near killed'em!

[jawayetti]

Sheriff BROWN!

[skireland]

That guy's face at 1:26 says it all.  Ha ha ha!

[RainmanE350]

@skireland I spit out my coke. LOL

[MrRiggyRiggs]

I dont know about anyone else but I always shove huge objects up my anus, such a rush.

[GoPack1024]

squat and cough? sounds like my friday nights

[ocsurfilms]

its pretty clean for being up his ass

[mustangman6879]

Dont they have those detector seats in prisons to detect cellphones up inmates arses? surely one of these would have picked it up? Wow he sure must have a big arsehole lol they gona luv him bigtime hahahahahaha

[SuperSkyster]

Aw man, I'm in the "people shoving objects up their asses" part of YouTube again.

[wickedzen1]

Love the editing on this story. 1:20 to 1:37 is genius.

[FoneArc]

Good thing the gun didn't discharge while it was up his ass.

[7onegang]

Lol he got to have a deep ass hold

[dlucas90]

They call him Harry Holster. He's looking to trade a .38 for a derringer.

[coolboy34]

@7onegang Perhaps they practice with all that cocaine packing or other illicit/controversial activity.

[7onegang]

Man how the hell you put a gun in your ass????

[zz773]

Goatse?

[aivzdog]

How? well he must have had previous practice.

[pauliejsb]

He is Lucky he did not Fart. Would have Blew his ass off...

[TheRmiBoys]

LMFAO 1:26 whoever edited this report is a fucking genius.

[Jonnyferrari202]

LMAO!!! The Sherriff warden's reaction...bahaha why did they include that!?!

[Aurora3242]

I'll bet that took practice.

[yooweave]

ouch...

[giovanni1975]

was it loaded by chance?

[CastroLive]

It is bullshit... It is madeup by Trooper and the sheriff. An excuse for the gun in the cell.

[marshaul]

@CastroLive You've got it. This kind of thing has happened before. Nobody "shook him" before booking. Not the first time, won't be the last.

[kingg213]

WTF @ 1:24

[twizatch]

Thanks, Carly Swain, for your shitty recap. Good detective work right there!

[fastedu1]

1:25 uh...WTF?

[Derail07]

LOL 10"!!!!!

[LikeThaicom]

LoL

[tubester4567]

Coulda been worse, coulda been a rocket launcher

[hobo59]

They call him quick draw around the prison now. And he is a very popular inmate with the (Bigger) prisoners !

[SHEEPLEwhisperer]

Ain't that some shit?

[lotusvisual]

whoever cut this video is a genius

[wisdomtrek]

Ouch!

[MisterThomasPAINE2]

Rectum? Damn near killed him.

[billseyenyou]

@MisterThomasPAINE2 You Rectum SOre?

[dlucas90]

Your ass is a shitty gun holster.

[rvbyred]

at least he's "all loosened up" for a life in prison



[DrkinH8terAid]

OUCH!!!!! HAHA PRANKED my neighbors when they were having SEX!!! check it out on my page!!

[dlucas90]

So, that only proves a .38 revolver is a piece of sh!t.

Lucky for the cop the gun was jamed.......up the suspects ass.

Where I come from they just put a cap in yo ass.

[scoobyroo06]

he also concealing a gun in his forehead you can see the tip jus poking out a bit, thumb this bitch up if ya see it hell yeah!!!

[qwwqwwq]

LOL @ 1:25

[JPath96]

LMAO

[stinkbug58]

Too bad it didn't go off

[gorgeousaur]

Good fucking lord, that cut at 1:25!

Who the fuck was this piece's editor? They deserve a prize.

[Pitstah0]

Didn't kill him, but damn near rectum!

[TheEndTrend]

1:31 The Where? IN HIS ASS!!

[davidblake3070]

I was waiting for the Onion logo to pop... wow...

[Datelesswonders]

What.

[robertcarlisle90]

Brings a new meaning to "Catch-22"

[crystal5318]

the 1:25 face......is too awesome.

[bmdeerwester]

What's so weird about that?

[scottj19x89]

What a dumb mother fucker... you're wanted for murder yet you're driving at over 90 miles per hour? how fucking dumb can you get?

[farewellsyndicate]

F-ing hilarious.  Whoever cut in that speechless shot at 1:25 deserves an award.

[NicholasB1224]

The face at 1:27. HAHAHAHA dying.

[CrazyManChild667]

Wow.....

[C00LChIC0]

Tosh.o brought me here

[loreizzle395]

pres 6 repeatedly

[mattoffthewall]

@loreizzle395 hahaha

[jusdafide]

Haha, 1:26. Funny as hell!

[funnyrandombuddy]

Like if tosh.0 led you here

[2000rayc]

i bit the news girl can fit that in there

[420HuNy]

Gross!

[BrunoDaKeeper]

You gotta feel bad for him.

Prison's not the place where you want to be known as the guy who can fit large things in his rectum.

[xDisturbed13]

@BrunoDaKeeper Wonder where you got that from?

[OFFTHEWALLSMIKEYL4D]

@BrunoDaKeeper ..... you're original

[skittlesandmilk123]

Thanks alot Tosh

[RATAPWNZU]

hell, id be driving 90 mph and refuse to get out of my car for police if i had a gun in my ass too.

[RATAPWNZU]

wut.

[VoteforPaulo]

Carly Swain could get the dick

[ERR0R9O9]

Just no......

[stayXbrutal78]

1:25 someone put a gun in his rectum

[mcamarata]

His expression on 1:26. . . Haha

[Ngcba]

How. I could understand if it were a small 9mm pistol, but a fucking .38 caliber? This guy must get an ass pounding 5 times a day, or take multiple dicks. he could fit a softball up there if he could fit that gun.

[MultiDgarcia]

Haha Tosh.0 brought me here as well! And that guy doesn't want to be known as the guy that can fit large things up his rectum in prison!! D:

[jimmider2]

Tosh brought me here...

[wiiLuvCalifornia]

What a faggot.

[redwingz4life92]

This is terrible reporting.

[newf360]

now that's dedication

[mrk7585]

1:24 Sheriff Ed Brown attempting to conceal his weapon.

[Necy86]

So silly the gun could of fire off in there

[dedpxl]

God, this is worse than that episode of South Park.

[Trageek1990]

I think you can't blame him for being creative.

[jamieflatt92]

Fuck yes! First dislike! Hahaha

[dirtyscrotumpuncher2]

Nigger

[Dannyx33444]

hahhaaha

[BiGpHiL60]

1:24 why the guy face xD

[mikelae19]

Now that they know he can take 10 inches I'm sure he'll be real popular in prison.

[engstronomus]

Man that thing could've blown a really huge load in there.

[cnthomasjr]

Pacemaker? More like peace maker.

[Trollfus]

I can only hope they songify this.

[maxawesuse]

Never underestimate how low a Nigger will go. They never cease to amaze, I think most monkeys are actually more intelligent than Negroes

[jdandroid]

Black ingenuity gnomesayin

[boc234]

No way, I don't believe it.

[yacamadog4]

He was plotn on escaping

[Sirrichardgreco]

You can't blame him for being creative.

[1stworlder]

I wonder how long he was driving with that. I guess his but got loose from his last jail time

[nhlalwenhlezondo]

He shined it up, turned it sideways and stuck it straight up his candy ass, lawls!

[alkhami1]

@nhlalwenhlezondo LOL!!!

[Gunshinzero]

1:25 Classic lol

[TruthThatHurtsJews]

The jews pet niggers never cease to amaze me.

These creatures know no boundaries.

[ThePennygirl]

Your kidding me ! What a DUMB ASS! OMG they so stupid! REALLY ? They are not on team! Dumb ass Black and white FOLK BEING STUPID!

[ThePunisherNWO]

lol

[SISwaffen]

Anyone need a heaping helping of DIEversity? 

[davidamoon4]

1:27 Pretty much sums up my reaction.

[ThusSpakeDenise]

This Negro is boviously used to having things bunged up his rectum.

[brokenst33l]

Things get pretty crazy down south when you're Down South.

[chrisispoop]

yikes



[lrbolty]

the wardens reaction shot is priceless!

[BenzJaguar]

They should check this guy's butt hole again, they might find a complete Infantry Detail hiding in there !

[onti7261]

is'nt that Cousin Pukie?, him tryed to hide a shotgun up his butt the last time!!!