RELIGIOUS People are crazy !!!

[San1tarium]

paredolia ftw!

[geobiochem]

If this man actually existed he wouldn't look like this white man with a beard imagined by European artists LOL.

[kathryn0200]

@geobiochem THANK YOU for saying that!

[nash984954]

The image these idiots are seeing is the romantic views of Italian artists who imagined what he looked like. But the guy if he really existed, he looked more like a dark skinned man, not an Italian with whiter than white face and light brown hair.

[nash984954]

I saw Jesus on my penis, does that mean god is a dick?

[MrKeenoRossi]

I saw an image of jesus in my daughter's shitty diaper once.

[gonzofan5]

I enjoyed the line the anchor said at 1:05 - "Is it a holy imrage or a bucket of filth?"

[dontbsmee]

laugh my butt off

[technical1234567]

For fuck sakes I mean really? Really?

[Drfresh1402]

Blasphemy.  Jesus is real.

[CEEJLESS]

Even if he had existed, how do these dumb fucks know what jesus looked like?

[ganados0]

I have a explanation:

Thought form manifestations.

Prove it can't be done.

[puthiamahesh]

cheesus...lol..

[chinamanspeakenlis]

hahahahahahahaha...amerika is f'd...!!!!

[Dom2195]

I wonder has Jesus ever been spot a butt hole.

[drzpapi1985]

OMG LOL

[poncholol411]

tommy joe ratliff sent me here from twitter...

[arayabruceiluvgayz]

@poncholol411 Me too... i agree with tommy... im gona murder someone

[claudioateu]

And in that ass of a dog?

[migueleato]

Cults make anything rational.... Just like how these motherfuckers think just because you see a figure that only little looks like a fucking man will mean what??..

Check out the video ''how cults rewire the brain''

[migueleato]

JEBUS.

[LadyLambert97]

what the hell?

[TheSoundOfMusic64]

XD The brain is naturally programmed to see faces in EVERYTHIN. Guess people just decided to use the usual excuse-- "It's Jesus!" XD

[grekounas]

Jesus Fucking Christ!

[8271652]

Jessus on the FishDicks hahahha

[Christheatheist1]

The human brain is great at interpreting incidental patterns as faces.

[garysgreat]

Jesus Christ, these people are bat shit whack job crazy!

If iccle baby jeebus really wants to make his presence known, perhaps he could start by helping the 8 million kids under five years of age from diying of diseases every year?

Or maybe he could prevent the priests from raping young children?

So what makes more sense and would show jesus's love?

An image on some burnt toast?

Or actually doing something helpful and more importantly... Provable!!

[EnceladusEmpire]

A lot of them look more like Brian Blessed.

[MarkusZatac]

Facepalm times 10!



[murly1054]

Can you say "overactive imagination"? I thought you could.

[MateFrost]

People are going crazy.

[GayTempest]

It's called pareidolia. Everyone has it to some degree. Get over it people!

[marcuskarl73]

silly christians , myths are 4 kids !

[globin3]

The sad part (besides the crazy cunts) is the fact that these stories make the national news. what the actual fuck..

[Martijano]

My, Gosh, sad sooo sad -.-

[bilbaojohanna]

tsk tsk tsk. ignoramus people are just too plentiful. tsk tsk tsk

[richig761]

LOL, as if any of them know what Jesus supposedly looked like anyway.

[bigredbutton100]

oh dear.

[oukie9]

Crazy!

[BarryZeUnicorn]

The reason all those people are seeing Jesus on random objects is because they're looking for Jesus on random objects.

[NukerB52]

Mental disorder ...

[JokerFan252]

It's not Jesus. It's John Lennon!

[donisgod1]

everytime i take a dump, i see jesus in it. am I blessed?

Retards

[krazYFaic]

Oh great... A superhuman being claiming to have unlimited power and knowledge proves decides to prove his existence on a piece of toast. What a sense of humor.

[mykool]

it's not jesus, it's really Rob Zombie.

[PhilosoFighter2012]

like anyone knows what the heck jesus looked like right?

[micometer]

*facepalm*

[justjulie37]

frightening how many insane people live among us. How the hell do they even know what Jesus looked like? They are seeing what man says he looks like, so how is that a miraculous thing? this shit is just getting to be too much

[SpectreEelman]

since Christians do not believe in the 2,499 other Gods, Demi-gods, deities, Entities and super natural beings known to all of Humanity from prehistoric times down to the present..

it makes All Christians 99% Atheists .. ha ha ha!!!

[FluffyAthiest]

3:17

"I think it's interesting to see that there's a image of what we know as our redeemer, MILLIONS OF YEARS before he ever came to earth"

So now you go along with science?

[kathryn0200]

@FluffyAthiest not to diss your comment, but isn't the earth about 4.6 billion years old? LOL that's the first thing I thought when I heard that guy.

[AlecFilmz]

hahah the one at 2:17 is cool

[cipovic77]

Darth Vader 4:59

[wontacceptthis]

Ok . . . so, let us say that 20% of human americans are "crazy mofos" and that 60% of americans are christians. Would it not be logical to assume that 20% of american christians are "crazy mofos", and that 12% of americans in total would be "crazy christian mofos," simply by random distribution of "crazy mofos"?

[kch4yah]

These people are nut-cases. But atheism is not the right answer either. Only a blind person can't see the evidence for God.

By the way, you might want to correct the spelling on your username. I know it sounds like "Ath-i-est", but Theist is actually the word for someone who believes in God. The "a" means the opposite of, or anti. Don't wanna look ignorant as well as blind now, do we? Or is FluffyAthiest a self-deprecating joke? I see you've also misspelled it on your tags, so I kinda doubt it.

[Davidbirtles1]

@kch4yah Forgive me sir but your use of definitions are incorrect. Atheism is neither and "opposite of" or an "Anti" position. "Anti-theism" is to be opposed to religion. "Atheism" is simply a lack of any belief, not an opposition. Atheist means: A = without Theist = Theism Asexual means: A = without Sexual = Sexual desire A-historical means: A = without Historical = Historical accuracy You are wrong in your definitions. Please take the time to learn the correct definitions. Peace :)

[joeldg]

@kch4yah you sir are hilarious, I laughed at your blind reference, you may no be aware that you were born an Atheist, and by your 'very' specific location and time of birth you are religious in a very specific way. If by chance you were born in the middle east you would be Muslim (most likely). Also of note, your definition of god probably has almost no resemblance to the definition that members of your same church have. Keep on posting about your evidence though, gives us all a good laugh..lol

[beanie928]

This is why this country is in a whole heap of trouble.These people vote and also get elected!

[mironowak]

It definitely was a Prophet Muhammad's image

[willquestion]

I saw an image of my wife on my toasted Pop Tart and now I worship her...she's loving it.

[luv4knowledge]

Cheesus, LMAOOOOO.....religious people don't even think very highly of their god.

[fingerlickingoodism]

some people are so stupid

[Lawlessuk]

Oh well .. i better start believing then.

[addan76]

these american channels are open news or just joke and propaganda 24/7

othen then news-why america can't have a news channel like al jazeera

[addan76]

some people think foxnews is jesus friend's but thay don't now how thay hate jesus and joke

him every day so please become more eye open-so thay can hate 2

but foxnews like evangelical christians thay stupid money

[DarkEmergence]

So whenever I hear the words "finally tonight," I should just turn off the TV, right?

[Vise555]

Ugh...

[GalaxyShift]

Wow. Just wow.

Delusional.

[Futureplanet]

But yes...these useless reporters can't make ONE story about the human condition to see faces.

[avaizhashmi]

I BELIEEEEEEBBBEEE BEE BBEE BBAAA

[ArticX]

Had diarrhea once and saw Jesus... then I flushed.

[brongarago]

So he can appear on everything but he can't just show up? Sure is some miracle . . . . .

[SnowWalkerOne]

Praise Jesus! Nicely done.

[ymkamara420]

hey just because someone believes in something with out any evidence and says you will be burned forever if you don't believe them does not make them crazy. It more over a mental disorder. be nice now