Adult Film Superstar Stoya to Steve Jobs: Make Sex Toys!

[WLDFLD]

she didn't actually ask for it in app form

[TheRonaldoNeymar0711]

i want my 0:47 of my life

[CanderousXOrdo]

She's faking it, like she fakes the orgasms on her videos.

[leythe]

0:31

[NixxerJixxerWixxer]

Stoya wants a Steve Jobs vibrator moulded out of his wrinkled cock

[Dharma818]

Fuckin like and love this girl !! I want to fuck this girl crazy !!

[TheDuke1993]

she aleready has steve jobs semen all over her (metaphorically). Just like every other apple person out there.

[bigdaddypimpin101]

i wouldnt recommend a steve jobs vibe. expect aids.

[Wildthing1984]

She have just enough IQ to suck my dick :D lolll

[MrLetsdolunch]

UHHH SO LIKE....... IF MY VOICE WAS LIKE... MORE ANNOYING.... SOMEONE WOULD HAVE SHOT ME BY NOW. TEE HEE!!11!!1

[KaiserSoze679]

Oh god, Steve Jobs is a lucky bastard. If I were him and I saw this I'd be like, "Fuck, get me this girls number" haha

[ace24wolf]

yeah, they'll do the same thing that other sex toys do, but they'll be WAAAAY over priced

[informalcrabmeat]

heh iBrator

[chopper7833]

beautiful girl shes the best i sed kisess and more kisess

[TEHSWOLEONE]

"If MAC made sex toys...." You mean Apple you stupid useless whore?

[VanessaHudgensSux]

@TEHSWOLEONE And yet she learned DOS commands when she was three.

[bloodOFaViking]

@TEHSWOLEONE TEHSWOLEONE.....you're jealous....you're in the Forever Alone Club.....and this video is the closest to contact with a female that has ever happened to you......ever

[TEHSWOLEONE]

@bloodOFaViking You're the fucking President of the Forever Alone Club. Enjoy a lifetime of dicks in your mouth.

[bloodOFaViking]

@TEHSWOLEONE Technically that would just make me gay, not Forever Alone. The Misc. shows it's i.q. even on youtube. :(

[TEHSWOLEONE]

@bloodOFaViking Oh right, because MAC makes computers not Apple. O HAI I DELETED MY COMMENT BECAUSE I FELT STUPID. Oh the irony in your I.Q. joke. Choke on ass cock.

[bloodOFaViking]

@TEHSWOLEONE Now you're just rambling. Good luck with your personal relationship goals in 2011.

[TEHSWOLEONE]

@bloodOFaViking Good luck with sex toy adventures in 2011.  Perhaps...stop being an asshole???? Maybe you wouldn't be a single bitch throbbing for a fucking man all your life.

[JazzyLeZoo]

i want to slap her across the face

[TEHSWOLEONE]

@JazzyLeZoo ...with my cawk!

[richken7]

Ok drink the apple kool-aid, why not take a $500.00 pc and just put Linux on it. it would be cooler. not like apple is going to make a Car run better why a sex toy? its a fucking colt .

[ElimRem]

what if i would place an Apple sticker on my erect penis?

[dmr177]

at 0:30 did she purposely brush off one of her straps? wtf

[yunikage]

A bimbo who know nothing about tech loves apple products.

Well, that was predictable.

In other breaking news, 19 year old creative writing majors also like apple products. Yawn.

[SuperNumber19]

un-atractive dirty slut too bad I will never be there when she dies of aids..

[AfroSnackey]

I typed in MacGyver, and this is what I get!

[bgateb]

Lelo makes pretty toys. they're like hte apple of the sex toy world :p

[yangyin09u]

How about a Stoya iphone for late night booty calls to Stoya & for her, a Stoya ipad for sexy cramps during her period.

[DocShay]

sheep sheep sheep

[cristianbam]

iDildo

[Chrome1605]

thats her anal face at 0:01

[NiHaoKeisha]

0:31 what a fail

That wasn't sneaky at all.

[girozone1]

I suppose you could connect a vibrator to your computer via USB (no batteries needed) and create an app that you can use you mouse to control your pleasure. Sounds messy though.

[xoomphresh]

The ones that LELO makes sort of look like Apple products...

[dreaming3]

0:33 is so lame.

[zanngoc]

she is retarded and sexy

[farnium]

@zanngoc

Heelllooooooo. . .

. . .welcome to pornstars.

[oharov]

@zanngoc

she is pretty intelligent actually and really sexy.

[kingofmods15]

i dont care if she has a taste in rockstarts that stop making good music....ONE DAY SHE WILL BE MINE

[MrDersaqq]

fuck me stoyaaa

[oharov]

too much coke

[gamebozco]

hm.. sex toys with apps, and can upload whatever to facebook

[rcmontecalvo]

pssh everyone knows the future is in open source software....dildobuntu

[Cpillin425]

fuck mac Windows Dildo 7 bitchesssss!!!

[janderson2000]

What a retard. No wonder she whores for money.

[comaninezero]

i feel used

[CornishMonkey1978]

She wants an iDong.

[t7829]

Well....

You can use this one, not Apple, but it works with iPod.

[links not alloved :(]

google "Oh Mi Bod Vibe"

[ihavemonkeysinmybutt]

come to think of it he should when the vibrator goes in the vagina a certain way it should also vibrate and glow different colors and have different music in the vibrator too.

[thisismyemail15]

fuck U

[artstuX]

Imagine the opportunities for product placement.

:-)

[Johnjose12345]

her accents abit like jesse jane

[darknkreepy]

you're a mac douchebag, Stoya and I still think you're a great dance partner

[cassylvira]

She reminds me of the way Juliette Lewis used to act in her early career (Kalifornia and Cape Fear)

[NelsonRavin]

She wanted it the day she knew that some iphones exploded.

[jollibee2009]

SO HOT AND sexy stoya i wanna meet you!!

[dman26serj]

apple is actually producing a product called the "i-gasm" NO JOKE Howard Stern actually came up with it and apple is mass producing it. it is actually a vibrator that you plug into your i-pod and it pulsates to the rithym of the music u have playing

[KenJiDYuenGer]

fucking hot!stoya I love u!

[tardesnegras]

she is looking rough , what happened?

[TheDuke1993]

her vibrator ran out of battery

[BebeLush2]

@tardesnegras Porn makes you look rough.

[ninjamonky7]

@tardesnegras i was thinking the same thing

too many cigarettes