JESUS DIED FOR YOUR DONUTS

[zabukazar]

Jesus was a jew. He makes bagels.

[mrpockets730]

I would face-fuck the shit out of that talking pastry.

[skrewster]

NED FLANDERS

[rickuj]

Tool is what is needed in this video,They could start with Sober(Great song and excellent video).

[RITardNation]

So...that demented wad of yeast doesn't know his name, but can hold full-on conversations just seconds from being released out of the oven.

Jesus is mighty.

[lpgurlnj]

I remember seeing this on tv at my friend's old house and I was like, what the deuce? lol

[anythinggoes801]

the blood of jesus brought us, shit, can i buy a car with the blood of jesus

[Wargeek8theBold]

Girl to far right is not bobbing enough. 1:10

[grizzlychris2]

It's ned flanders

[AlexFoeShizzle]

That's sexy

[Lemonjelllo]

OH MY GOD I REMEMBER BEING FORCED TO WATCH THIS AT MY CRAZY BABYSITTERS CHURCH THIS. I'M REALLY HIGH WATCHING IT NOW, HOW IRONIC.

[jaydubyuel]

Those things on their hats...that's what appears between their ass-cheeks after they solicit church invitation brochures on my doorstep.

[HatterMadigan]

HOLY SHEEEEEEET

[lozgod]

I love when someone takes the time to show how stupid believers in Jesus really are. Thank you everythingisterrible.

[toonswap]

If you could buy stuff with blood you'd have a lot more accidental suicides... but that should be the yeast of your worries. I'm going to the corner store now and cut myself for a 12 pack. Wish me luck.

[mysticjaz]

Matthew 7:20-23 -

Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them. Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

[patmanrox]

doghnut preaching?

[MisterMorris666]

Aren't those donuts just recycled McNuggets from 90's McDonald's commercials?

[niffumyo]

I now understand religion less than I did before the video.

[onlyrealnumber]

So Jesus is a... slave trader?

[IstillOwnAvcr]

"God bought us with his money... the blood of Jesus." WHAT. THE. FUCK?

[philnewstrome]

5 counts of child molestation were later filed that day...

[bakosy]

JESUS CHRIST KILL IT WITH FIRE

[1990chrism]

Why does that guy look like the exact stereotype of a paedophile?

[NinjaBearFighter]

Man nobody ever lets me pay with blood.

[Theunforgiven120]

I dont blame countries that hate the US. I hate the US now too lol.

[IMADRWILY]

00:36

that donut is speaking in tongues

[TheNewagecaveman]

I am a Catholic, so I know that phrasing Christ doesn't involve ANTHROPOMORPHIC BREAD CREATURES.

[SCIFIguy64]

Damn, the atheists joke backfired....Or wait, nah it still worked.

[SCIFIguy64]

Flanders....

[Feberizo1]

1:41.. you get a dead jew

[fwai1988]

that donut is high as fuck!

[SeraphimKnight]

That would never pass as kids' tv where I live. :/

[Gasosag]

Blood of Jesus = Money

[Gasosag]

This was the yeast of my worries.

[beedrill5ER]

Name the loaf of bread "Wonder" or some malarky, seeing as you guys already have "Duncan the Donut." The radar, this has flown under. :P

[RunikaMori]

Wait a minute... this isn't a parody?

[gasenkotsu]

Is that Flanders?

[LittleMsMadness]

.....this video makes me question my faith.

[TheBeysus]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[superemoboyz]

he probably touched all those kids....

[poetryObsession26]

1:30-1:35 y was that funny?

[vaporizethis]

Yup theres nothing better than kids dining with pedos and trying to saw wood with wooden saws

[FROZYO]

The donut is named "Dunkin" LAWSUIT!

Reminds me of that picture "Christ died for our... DUNKIN DONUTS."

[criminyjimjims]

Could someone screencap the bread looking into the camera and send it to me? It's make a good, "FUCK I AM HIGH" macro

[miamivicepastels83]

this makes me want donuts

[pappyflapper]

These kids are just a bunch of tools

[FutureScience2012]

Its real life Ned Flanders

[superemoboyz]

@FutureScience2012 holy shit you are right! XD ahhahahahahahahahha

[zabukazar]

LOL They are wearing aprons that say "TOOLS". Somebody in the costume department was laughing hard that day.

[mewmewluchia]

the fuck

[sgreen4]

Hahahaha. A talking bagel. But no more silly than a talking snake

[iamweapon]

that donut that they make stares into your soul whenever he looks at you.

[iamweapon]

at least their aprons are labeled perfectly.

[mrpockets730]

No matter how many times I try, I can never get my doughnuts to come out talking and spreading religious views.

[sniperRobert]

1:49 son of a mother. that was scary

[dkdesigns93]

fucking ned flanders here

[emperorles]

Look up "Donut Club" in Urban Dictionary.

[Dstorm20xx]

My christian friend and i watch these things, we both laugh or asses off.

[Kamaitama]

Don't you just love the sweet irony on the kids having a cloth belt with the word "TOOLS" written on it?

[JAAvril]

All those kids are tools.

[checkunderyourbed]

There's so many things wrong with this video lol

[ItsHermanoBluth]

Jesus bought me?

Well, Jesus, I don't do anything freaky.

[Death4honour]

That thing in the box look like a penis just decorated lmfao!!!!

[LordAzanko]

man i would be pissed the fuck off if i had to watch this garbage as a child and just like john34841 i would be an atheist too

[rovingrovers]

how dare you bring donuts into this, sir, HOW DARE YOU.

[Balian49]

Hey kids, did you know that the bible wants you to kill all the fags?

[kedarguru]

"I'll sell you back those human souls for no less than 10 million dollars." "If I shed my blood, will that pay off the debt?" Uh... well no, I'd really prefer monetary compensation." "AHHH!!! IT HURTS!!! DOES THIS SATISFY YOUR BLOOD-LUST YOU FIEND?" "What the fuck, man? You crucified yourself?" "THE PAIN IS UNBEARABLE, HAVE YOU NO HEART SATAN? ANOTHER NAIL, PLEASE!" "Jesus, are you insane? Shit, you can have these souls, just get the fuck away from me man. And get some help, okay?"

[iamcrimsonspecter2]

"He shat his blood for us .. "

1:29

[geezerbill]

I like donuts, but I like coffee too. Does that make me a polytheist?  Or is Jesus the donut, God the coffee, and the Holy Spirit the coffee mug? Or is it...ah I give up.

[Jerichikun]

oh my god i remember this.

oh god i had the little puppet too

[Aang1]

"Life without Jesus is like a donut!" I heard someone singing that in school once, and now I know why.

[skyfire322]

God bought us with his money? That's pretty creepy.

[violetxrain]

I remember this shit. They should all go in the oven together to visit Jesus.

[BigOldMrKnish]

this is far more disturbing then anything i have ever witnessed on best gore. *shivers*

[ZootWorld1]

1:30 Who knew bloodshed could be so hilarious?

[JuJuHasUtube]

that guy either has a big dick or a boner.

[davethehostage]

I hate religion with every fibre of my being. See above if you're curious as to why.

[KeeperOfProphecies]

You kids got permits?

[sweethen]

@KeeperOfProphecies be a shame what might happen to you legs if you don't pay your union dues after nap time...

[supahnapkin]

1:49 AHHHHH Kill it with fire!!!!!!

[mrbobmanbob]

1:30 the start of a Khornate cult.

[kedarguru]

great to see pedophiles giving back to society

[JFKASSASIN]

FUCKING GAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!

[SaitanMar]

I'm so thankful I wasn't born into religion, I think I'd have gone mad.

[Salger12]

@SaitanMar Going mad as we speak. Can't wait to move out

[PlatinumGlitchMint4]

The guy in this is what I believed a child molestor was ment to look like. Amirite?

[ZippAgain]

This is even better with the captions on.

[SuperSquishface]

WTf was that thing from the oven...wtf did I just watch???

[NART1990]

LOL I didn't kno God had racks on racks on racks!!!

[GamerUntouch]

#jellydonut

[john34841]

I am so high right now.

[lambie22]

dunkin looks like a poopy butthole

[john34841]

Honestly, my parents had me watch this show as a kid.

That is probably why I am an atheist now.

[TsbCbird]

@john34841 arent we all lol

[SammieWammie14]

@john34841 LMAO!!!!! thats great. just great. best comment ever.

[Knifegash]

They toy with God's word! They fuse it with dough using forbidden arts! Blasphemous savages must be taught a lesson!

[pizza87760]

0:35 - 0:44 typical Christian talking about his beliefs.

[113mac113]

oww i just relized tHATS DONUTS NAME IS DUNKEN

DUNKEN DONUTS XDDD

[Jaket2000]

OSHA is going to fine this guy,,,,,, Child labor, hazardous conditions....... improper safety equipment.....

[noctiferbirmingham]

OH GOD THAT BREAD

[Apollomasque]

Fear god's almighty saw of judgement.

[AdobeGillis]

It's Jigglypuff from Gumby!

[BOXMAN666666666]

Hmm me in bread from

[Lazyguy22]

"He saws away what is not good"

Like Hitler?

[davidmichaelbryant]

omg, were Jesus slaves?!

[davidmichaelbryant]

omg, were Jesus slaves?!

[Smiilez03]

that bread is frightening-looking

[Phiseux]

@Smiilez03 Frankly, I think it's a-rye.

[Stylah3001]

@Phiseux nah.... its sourdough!

[Jaket2000]

OSHA would disprove of this.

[Daghead]

These guys need to visit the annoying orange's kitchen.

[RainbowManification]

what the fuck am i watching

[GuardianDZA]

DON'T FUCKING STARE AT ME, BREAD!

[kotraquin]

bpbpbpbppbpbppbpbbppbbpppbppb.­........

[HaloSpartanG13]

No, god bought them with money by selling crack, then he smoked weeeeed.

[MutantDog266]

1:50 WHAT IS THAT?

[tiakpark]

I'm gonna start a religion where our messiash was electricuted for our sins and see if the grusome image of an electric chair becomes a holy symbol.

[deathman367]

this video gave me a yeast infection

[Kriskazam]

Holy shit I REMEMBER WATCHING THIS SHOW WHEN I WAS REALLY YOUNG

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

If there was such a thing, this would be Hell not heaven

[MrFecalimpaction]

that's the man who touched my donut hole

[purplelobsta]

All I need is some flour, yeast and an oven, and I'll have myself an army of ruthless starches.

[purplelobsta]

God was a slave trader... Fucker.

[dumbzebra]

"Saws away, what is not good" Sorry contergan victims :-(

[TheHawkdaddy]

whatever the fuck that thing is @1:49, God hates it

[6oclockable]

Jesus bought the children with his money? Sounds like a child molester! D:

[cuppajoesugar]

1:50 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAARGHHHHH DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

[JelloFarming]

oh hell no, they are talking about bloody Christ donuts! That's got to be breaking some sort of health code.

[PropheticVindicator]

To all you vile sinners, get off this video! Your God is ANGRY with you. How DARE you mock the precious blood of Christ. On that Day of Judgment you will lay prostrate before the One who rules the nations with a rod of iron. Repent!

[15935728501993]

@PropheticVindicator this video is mocking religion so why would they leave

[PropheticVindicator]

@15935728501993 Doesn't appear as such. If they would coerce little children to mock Jesus, and this in fact a mockery, then greater judgment awaits these people.

[JobDDT]

@PropheticVindicator That sure doesn't sound like something the loving, caring donut Christ described in this video would do!

[PropheticVindicator]

@JobDDT Read the Bible.

[ReiGrim]

God approves child labor!

[elvishskills]

"DUNKIN SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH"

[jgq85]

Blood money?

[MattElectricWizard]

0_0 WUT

[swansong200]

wait, god won humanity from satan in a poker match? learning is fun!

[jordaniac89]

Can that donut really talk?

[satbir129]

"tools we can not see" then he says wht tools are used .....

[Paulbarbato]

I used to watch this as a kid. Never really liked it. Too weird. I'm still Christian, but I hate how some people the Christian Community think over exemplify the notions of Christianity with stupid puppets and wacky characters/songs. Just tell them how it is straight up and forget the tacky backdrop.

[flyryguy]

@Paulbarbato Kids are a lot easier to brainwash when puppets and songs are involved.

[Smiilez03]

@Paulbarbato i agree

[deeznutzarecrying]

Press 6 then listen,! :D

"Thats what she said"

[droidwarf]

Soo... Those donuts scream in pain and terror when you eat them?

[Stylah3001]

@droidwarf yes and if you see red, it ain't jelly... :)

[903harman]

2:18 the donuts like wtf man i must be fucking high or something. these people are idiots and there talking about owning and buying slaves.

[Mystrymeat]

I like how this shows common Christian ideals such as "we're all slaves". Seriously, Jesus BOUGHT YOU!? And if he didn't then you'd be owned by Satan!? Whoever teaches their kids this needs to be sent to rehab for child abuse.

[TheWilds23]

What am i supposed to say? "I AM NOW A CHRISTIAN!" No, this is a joke. I find this hilarious.

[wargasm58]

That loaf of bread freaked me out seriously, no sleep tonight xD

[TheLegitMan93]

I'm watching this muted while listening to Slayer. Really fucking hilarious.

[3788270422960101]

hahahahahahahaha

[Moymia]

So, Jesus bought us all with his money, and that means he bought that black kid with money as well, and no, I can clearly see there is nothing wrong with it whatsoever.

[CyberDruidtheModGod]

What the fuck?

[LoboPreto]

As a kid I had some songs of that motherfucker on tape.

Today I'm a sociopathic atheist!

[100domathon]

Back in the those days I was forced to watch this crap in sunday school.

[ytpenate]

Lol we're for sale kids! We are mere items for the purchase! But worry not, God will buy us! Yes... with BLOOD! *death metal music ensues*

[TheLegitMan93]

This show is for donut bumpers.

[DeathToCarl]

Why is everyone consorting with that Satan-loving donut? It's obvious from Duncan's hole he has not accepted Christ.

[shrivatsasomany]

lol, i love how all the kids have "TOOLS" plastered over their clothes. hahaha

[meteosurreal]

@shrivatsasomany Yeah, but how is "Tool" accurate, if they're incompetant? Tools aren't incompetant.

[tim818]

So people can be bought? Like slavery?

[bringonthewrath]

bought us with money, BLOOD MONEY, MUAHAHAHAHA

[MrFukinfantastic]

Religeon is a terrible thing.

[dmdearing]

Yeast of my worries? awwww!!!!!!! shit.

[AwesomePictures]

this could just as easily be used to dissuade people from religion

[jestrocr]

reptiles.

[lookielouE1705]

Eight year olds, Dude.

I was really hoping that the bread would quote Malachi 2:3.