"Cortana"

[that1dude400]

Why did Cortana diss on the Arbiter he's one of the only people who isn't an asshole, the stupid Master Chief may be a sexist, but she's a racist to elites

[MrCooldude6776]

0:41 to skip intro your welcome

[MegaKiller400]

I must have found the ark cause your Ass is out of this world

[yolor7]

Damn right.

[shuff0lb0t]

whoever dislikes this is trolls or offended

[shuff0lb0t]

0:44 skip into your welcome

[ChillaKilla94]

"wtf, sh3 caled me an alein DUM BITCH"

AHHAHAHAHAH I FUCKING LAUGHED MY ASS OFF XDDDDD

[TheDogslobba]

240p ..... we meet again lol

[Cnstar10]

591 ppl play Cock of duty: modern gayfare 2

[SirFailsAlot15RD]

@Cnstar10

acctualy i play black cocks... its bigger so its better

[EpicCodes]

For some reason, Travis's Personality reminds me of Seth Rogen. Maybe it's just me thinking like that ;o

[Kaibarules123]

Wich gta are they playing?

[dkessel1987]

"she called me an alien" :D

[iamuriah]

(:

[youdude141]

the controller isn't on lol

[Munny603]

@youdude141 Sooo. He could have his controller on while filming, but he would be draining significant amounts of battery for one unnecessary aspect of the video.

[tyresandkers]

Travis sounds like he has 'roid rage.

[Crossteh123]

0:41

[ABrothersProduct]

Wtf she called me an alien!

[MistressMello]

it said episode 10 when it's episode 4,,,wtf..

[Acryllix]

0:42 To skip intro

[SwordofJin117]

Can somebody please tell me what the name of the song is at 3:26?

[SwecarinaTV]

"Wtf she called me an alien, dum bitch."

[Zlarel]

"High five"...

Arbiter has only four fingers

[Misacura]

when Dec 21st, 2011 comes and nothing happens. I'm gonna grab a coke,outside on my porch, and flip the world off for lieing

[AgeOfSpartans]

@Misacura whats with the 2012 talk in this vid? i dont see it. did i miss something?

[OfficialXsist]

@Misacura *2012

[ToothlessTP]

@Misacura 2012, smart one.

[Bioshock2fan20]

@Misacura its 2012 dumb***

[itstheshiz13]

i hate todd and travis they seem like nice douchebags

[cabooselife1]

wtf she called me alien

[Bioshock2fan20]

Travis and the Arbiter Are The Best!

[hamtarofanlives]

3:48 SEEMS LEGIT...

[dwayner65]

2:51 is me playing and raging in gta 4

[0PyramidHead]

Not thumbs not down if you aren't not watching this in not 2011

[Bioshock2fan20]

I laughed my ass of at 5:03! This is soo hot.

[omgdan23]

I'm watching this and I'm dead. 

[vegeta353658]

POLICE PLZ

[theklut]

thumbs up if you don't give a shit about thumbs up

[CODGOD90001]

why is there breast feeding in related vids?

[TheInfiniteNine]

@CODGOD90001 im wondering why theres alot of links to vids that have the picture frames of half nekkid woman, including the breat feeding one 0_________o

[squirrelhater666]

@CODGOD90001 because breast feeding and halo are so colesly related

[Classified141]

@Krazymann234

Yeah the autospelling on my phone is messed up xD

[Classified141]

Halp i mean

[Classified141]

Halo! Theres this faggot in mai haos,

Has someone broken in to your house?

No not really, he caim in a box.

What??

Ya, hes fiev inches tall and st33ling mai gurlfrend

xD

[Krazymann234]

@Classified141 Halo? haha!

[poofy100889]

wft. she called me an alien. dumb bitch

[choppa344]

travis is my favorite

[D0oMblAsT]

Thumbs up if you're watching in the year 5043

[neclearreaction]

i usually hate adds but assasins creed i okay with tht

[PROBLEM9319]

IT'S OVER 9000!!!!

[visitor1023]

wtf are these year comments



[mrpiezify]

Did Chief Graduated in space?

Cuz i cant read his hand writing XD

[Matfen815]

"He's fiev inchis tal adn st33lign mai gf"

I know how chief feels :(

[WaDitsa]

"wtf. sh3 caled me an alein DUM BITCH" xD

[XxDrJewxX]

The reing of emperor norris in neptune will be over, just as the super cancer inducing aparatus is finished, revolution agains the COD empire will begin in search for halo 5 currently on their hands.

[fastmekillyou123]

Chief listens to The Hives? lol

[SaiyanStudios]

so theyre used to be other charaters?

[gmcq27]

I'm watching in the year 2013.. oh no wait our planet got destroyed.. but don't tell anyone!

[RobedBassist]

@gmcq27 noooooooo arby n the chief saved us from 2012, coz its the year halo 4 came out so they convinced the government bastards not to fuck up the world nomore and just play halo...

[gmcq27]

@RobedBassist ... Yeah but then so many tried to play it online the servers exploded, somehow destroying the world, halo is a double edged sword my friend

[RobedBassist]

@RobedBassist yehh but then everyone decided to play cod and other stuffs, therefore creating too much diverse gameplay and causing too many arguements, so eventually there was world war 3 which destroyed the world coz tony stark invented the supa atomic explosive thing and chuck norris stole it and blew the world up. now we're all sat here on neptune eating leather handbags with santa... happy 2019 people :D so yehh i agree, its a double edged sword until splatterhouse, that games just beast :D

[movieboy6]

Digitalph33r is the best machinima mak3r 3Vr!111!!!!!!!!!!!11 !111!!!!oneoneoneoeneleven111!­!!!!

[MattMayFire1]

When does Greg come in?

[SurgicClips69]

@MattMayFire1 Gregg's introduced at the very end of Season 4, (the last episode). This is Season 2. So keep watching and you'll get to him eventually. Or, you could just skip ahead. But that's up to you. : )

[shadowrules4]

I'm watching this in 85 million B.C. while sitting on top of my Brontosaurus. Fuck yeah.

[AKxxFiEnD]

@shadowrules4 how does u hav intertube konektionzz?

[moreSMOREplease]

@shadowrules4 Gawd damnit really im thinking about taming a brontosaurus i still use the pterodactyl i got last christmas to go to the movies and stuff

[DestroyerOfSense000]

@shadowrules4 OMG. I'm watching in 270 BC. Someone like this comment or I think I'll have a heart attack!

[rbjnytfcuhvj]

@shadowrules4 you too?

[MrScrubbuster]

epic! " wtf? she called me an allien" hahahha

[TheJoedoemoe]

@Hamgammy Fucking loser!!! haha look like a dumbass with no thumbsss up

[TheJoedoemoe]

I love how the top comment roasts the other top comment

[gunzgunzgunz352XBL]

how to break up slut and douchebag

[theultimatePEDO]

how is watching a guy play with dolls so entertaining

[le2k8]

@theultimatePEDO u cant understand this kind of humour noob

[MultiHellReaper]

nice safe cortana

[xboxer214]

pore chief

[SpyrotheDragonBoy200]

POLICE PLZ



[Originalcheese1]

i hate it when some one says something about the year they are watching this in , imeen of course we are all watching this in 2011 , not unless we used a tiem chsheen :P

[CJTheBig]

@Originalcheese1 I believe you are not clearly understanding the comments properly. These people who say "I'm watching this in 2011" are saying that they have seen this video on the day it came out.

[icealchemist250]

no director's notes sad face

[TrickzClan15]

Hes five inches and stealing my girlfriend. Wow dumb koreans and there small penis's.

[stakinurmom]

LIKE THIS IF UR DICK IS BIGGER THAN MINE

[MrXphoid1]

Do you wanna know what really pisses me off???!!!

Me getting the top comment

ughhhhhh i just hate it

[TheSoaden]

@MrXphoid1 Okay, I just Thumbs Down for you. You're welcome.

[Breakout77j]

what does less than three mean besides its ovious meaning of a mathmatical term

[ThatGuywhoUseToKnowU]

@Breakout77j mean heart, <3

[TheReyeske]

@Breakout77j it makes a heart <3

[TheZombieROCKET]

i less than 3 how the top comments r the same thing. SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI!!

[TheXxxASsaSin]

gimme that fucking controller!

[bixanajoana]

thumbs up if your watching this 1987.

[aparzoo]

thumbs up if it seems like there was more footage by the end but they cut it out to make the time limit

[batmanfan281]

Thumbs up if your survived 2012 and are watching this in the year 3000.....yeah me neither

[kamakazemarine]

@batmanfan281 wtf im in 2011?

[EpicKeroroGunso]

@batmanfan281 Srsly, 2012 Was not a prediction, its when the mayans stopped making thier calendars! GOOD DAY SIR! ROFL SOISOISOISOISOI LOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLLOLOLO­L!!11!!!111one!!!!eleven!!!111­!!!!!!!1onehundredandeleven!!!­!!111!!1

[batmanfan281]

@EpicKeroroGunso They ran out of stones...So what?

[stigma2004]

@batmanfan281 maybe....

[TeaPot1505]

anyone not give a shit when there watching this?

[59Hellfire]

i wonder if chief is aware of halo 4....hmmmm

[MegaSean45]

Greg should've been around at this time.

[racoon965]

MAZT3R CH33F SUX COXX N DIXX RBITUR REWLZ!

[123turbodog]

arby and cheif on dvd!

[123turbodog]

arby and cheif on dvd!

[El1teDEATH]

HEs 5 inches tall and stealing my gf! hello? :(

[dudeguy341]

@DarkOpsPredator yeah i took a break from helping cheef save the worlds

[ITrashYouBish]

Thumbs up if your watching this is 2011?

[thebobman47]

I missed a few seasons, so who's the other master chief and that red guy in the begging?

[NinjaLIAM1000]

@thebobman47 thats travis.

[p4nskilla]

@thebobman47 Dude its the second season.

[Monstafiedkid]

thumbs up if u think saints row 2 is better then gta 4

[SlipknotMayhem171]

wtf. sh3 caled me an alein. DUM BITCH.

[GUNLOVER1999]

Im watching this in my bed room on my computer while playing some halo 3 yeah thats rite halo 3 MMMMHMMMM.N E ways imma go preorder space marines when i get bak this better b in top comments

[TheZombieCookies]

@GUNLOVER1999 No one cares.

[TetoTheBunny9982]

@TheZombieCookies seemed like u do C:

[felipelins12]

im watching this in 1452 cuz im a badass time traveller!

[metalworshiper123]

anyone else sick of these fucking year comments?

[CJTheBig]

@metalworshiper123 They are saying it because it brings back memories for them. They have watched this in 2008 and now they are watching this in 2011.

[MrAnonymous9898]

@metalworshiper123 Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2069.

[Hamgammy]

@metalworshiper123 Thumbs up if you think metalworshiper123 is a killjoy.

[minhmook]

i see arby was hanging out WITH HIS COOL NEW FRIENDS!

[totalawsomeplayer]

@TerranceBaker me and what means :3 i dunno

[angelsoffurtitude]

@TerranceBaker you bet :D

[TheGarganchua]

WTF HE CALLED ME AN ALIEN

[TheGarganchua]

SAME TOP COMMENTS AGAIN, STOP LIKEING THOSE, LIKE SERIOUOSLY, U DOOSH BAGS, LOLOOOOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOL­OLOLO,

[C0GSniper]

"WTF she called me an alien......DUM BITCH"

[aperson797]

ill make my future children watch this ;)

[TheCreeperhunter]

Don't you guys know anything? We're all going to be dead by the end of 2012

[TheMultiEnabled]

@TheCreeperhunter Trollolololololol.

[Nradenc3]

@TheCreeperhunter how do u know, no one says the world will end forever, they say it will end as we know it, that could just mean like a big technological breakthrough

[TheCreeperhunter]

@Nradenc3 lol I knew someone wouldn't realize I was joking. Gotcha ;)

[TheSSJ9001]

how are there thumbs up for the top comments if it is not even 2012 yet?

[mousey165ify]

i wonder what the arbiters and master chiefs gamertag is

[Vantasticness]

@mousey165ify from season like 5 i think it says chiefs is mastur ch33f and i think arbiters is just TheArbiter

[JOHN25711]

@DarkOpsPredator dude do you even know what the comment section is for

its for feedback not comments that state them as them being in the future

[JOHN25711]

@DarkOpsPredator if someone tumbs up that then they must be drunk

[GreekWarrior21]

wtf se called me an alien...

dum bitch. lololololololololololololol

[MajicLaMa]

@punkrocker867

Oh yeah. So many memories in that year

[UnknownDimensions123]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOzzz

[Shockwave877]

thumbs up if this should be a tv show

[jagerf22]

i wonder what it would be like if they met greg at the beginning of the series

[SaedenJahranja]

(b◔ ‿◔)b Thumbs up if you dont care what year youre watching this in d(◕‿ ◕d)

[punkrocker867]

is anyone else watching this in the year idontgiveafuck?

[Ladsyadsy]

240p we meet again...

[Darkstarthegamer]

Nobody cars about thr year@DarkOpsPredator

[Cowpwnz]

they're an intesting bunch of action figures :/

[DeathRaiderMMT]

Hes 5 inches tall and stealing my girlfriend sounds an awful lot like a dildo

[yachoobable]

@DeathRaiderMMT well obviously, you dumb shit.

[DeathRaiderMMT]

@yachoobable I dont remember asking for your opinion. Go dive into an ocean of cocks

[OTs03AS]

@DeathRaiderMMT

No shit faggot!!11! lolololololololololololol

[DeathRaiderMMT]

@OTs03AS I congratulate you on commenting on a over 3 month old comment. Well done sir, not one single fuck will be given this day.

[OTs03AS]

@DeathRaiderMMT

If not a single fuck wasnt given this day then you wouldn't have replied, this indicates that a single fuck was in fact given today by you. 

[DeathRaiderMMT]

@OTs03AS No your just so delusional thats the only option you think is possible, im courteous guy. I'll at least tell you to your face your retarded and a troll. Later ;)

[OTs03AS]

@DeathRaiderMMT

No u

[TheYellowAznBoiZ]

lol travis is ALMOST like me when playing GTA wit mah frend

[MrMAKINIMA]

@DarkOpsPredator nope



[KiLarrProGamer]

4:23 Just 'cause he's not a horny SoB doesn't mean he's gay! Jesus! It's brutes like travis that make me wonder how I get through every day being a not-very-horny-person-that-peo­ple-call-a-faggot-because-he's­-not-interested-in-knocking-up­-the-biggest-slut-in-hollywood­-because-he-doesn't-even-know-­her!

[KiLarrProGamer]

3:50 well played Cortana.

[dremora92]

Wtf, she called me an alien

[AstropilotStudios]

KILL TOD

[haloreachfandoug]

7:12 worst part in the show

[hazwan149]

@Huntermaster854 its not my fault that i got 211 thumbs up... (0_O)/

[soberdans]

i can honestly say that when chief said "WTF sh3 caled me an alein" that is one of the few times i laughed so much i woke the whole house

[ThePossumReport]

3:50

best. drawing. evar.

[JDaMac815]

Thumbs up if your tired of thumbs up.

[RANDOMCorp1000]

thumbs up for naked girls WOO!

[makro80]

whats the name of the song from 3:25 to 3:48?

[gamenoob15]

Thumbs up if you want Arby n chief 2 keep goin on

[OMFGYOURDRIVINGMEINS]

@gamenoob15 it s stupid its weekly show

[DIE253]

hola compadres

[InsaneViper2666]

M.w.3.b.e.t.a.k.e.y.j.u.s.t.r.­e.a.l.s.e.d.a.t- o wait only fags post that

[epic7112]

who else put the lolcat website as one of there favorite website

[stinkysnak7]

"Wtf she called me an Alien" Oh chief, You never cease to amaze me.

[crzy4legos1007]

i would love to have talking toys. THUMBS UP IF YOU DO TO!!!!!

[ACRKawonga]

@thumbgidise omg g4y spamar!!!11suckmydickone!

u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me?

[Dusty9261]

i wish these videos were numbered