SEINFELD "THE KEYS" (DO YOU EVER YEARN?)

[likeriver]

i like when kramer just STARES at the waitress

[Ergil89]

"Up here, I'm already gone" really sum up the Kramer character in one line :D

[wwalert]

@Ergil89 HAHAHA

[shmuck990]

"constant craving" always reminds me of that one song

[pickledtochus]

@shmuck990 K.D. Lang :)

[iRider1]

Great ending to a great scene!

[RYN988]

Pure Comedic Brilliance. 

[dirwulf]

1 person doesn't like to laugh

[SuperMegaUberGenius]

you ever notice how seinfeld makes these jokes about better food, better people, better beer. like you. rush territories.

i yearn then flush

then wash hands and return to work

[ilikevines]

hahah i heard the word yearn before and then i immediately remembered this scene, bam, someone uploaded it. so funny, i love youtube.

[intersanctum]

up here i'm already gone :)

[Cleon29Warrior]

Man, I yearn.

[FlieDaddy]

As I was laughing my ass off watching this scene a few years ago I sadly realized all my answers were the same as Georges. In a strange twist this little comedy scene actually changed my life and got me off my ass to start "living". I still laugh my ass off when I see it though.

[radelgratereaux]

That george dude is a hell of an actor... you can see the change in his face when he says the 3erd "no" jajajaja

[harleyanna2]

But he violated the covanent of the keys! 

[Karl104104]

hahahahaha i can barely see u george

.....one of my favorite

[Guerrillablackdog]

"Because you see George, having the keys to Jerry's apartment, that kept me in a fantasy world." I love that line. :D

This is one of my favorite Seinfeld scenes of all time. Fuckin' love this show!

[Box0r0x0rz]

>not getting up in the morning

>2011

[burnedupSkye]

>Not yearning in the fridge

[MrBuch169169]

"Oh Kramer, don't start!"

lol. As if George knows Kramer so well now that he he can predict his nonsense.

[ProdigyOfficial]

Seinfeld is hands down the best comedy show ever. Nothing has been or will ever be even remotely brilliant as this.

[iRider1]

One of my favorites.

[jazzymachine]

" I can barely see you, george" :D, i love this scene!

[gianni73701]

This is a great scene. The writing has a poetic quality and Michael Richards at his very best.

[MrBradbaxr8]

Up here, Im already gone. What a great line!

[tempest9123]

Sadly my answers to Kramer's questions are the same as George's.

[sureiguess1]

DO U EVER YEARN???

[acedaface954]

how many times do you think it took them to get this scene right? lol

[stelth90]

I read the Daily News too!

[CyReNiUsX]

"Up here, I'm already gone." Genius.

[acedaface954]

@CyReNiUsX no. when he told george he's living in the shadows and that he could barely seem him. lolololol

[kelso120]

comedy gold, george is the biggest loser in the history of tv. but he is comedy gold. george is brilliant

[WildDogGames]

"Often, I... I sit... and yearn..."

lol I love how "yearn" sounds so much like "urine." That can't be a coincidence.

Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld are amazing writers.

[SluseFAK]

This scene inspired me to do something great with my life.

[SluseFAK]

This scene ispired me to do something great with my life.

[cfware]

I agree with others that this is a great scene. Thanks for posting.

[jackdav34]

I like to get the daily news! lmao

[shamrock118]

"Up here I'm already gone" LOL

[BooyahStan]

"Up here, I'm already gone." must be the best line in any Seinfeld. This is my favorite scene of any Seinfeld. How does a mere mortal think up lines like these? The writers must be gods.

[vidalmedina19]

Your not really going to California, Aren't ya, "George, Up hear i'm already gone!"

[cs512tr]

briliant!.

the end line from Kramer so appropriate LOL

[hypercarbon]

Stop it Kramer, you're freaking me out.

[toReasonWhy]

Yearn? Do I yearn?

[haproductions01]

"i like to get the daily news :("

[freesaladsauce]

It's living in the twilight, George. Living in the shadows, living in the darkness...

Like you.

[MisterFigge]

cleaner, oh, much cleaner!

[SomeUsefulIdiot]

Often times, I just sit...and yearn.

[pastpresentdilla]

do you ever urine? often i sit, and I urine.

[pastpresentdilla]

Up here, I'm already gone...

Incredible line. I've used that one so many times.

[unfathomableinquiry]

The next thing on my "to do list" is sit and yearn for a half hour.

[beatle11]

I like to get the daily news...lol

[latinasdoitbetter1]

i can barely see ya george

[dudetuckerdude]

"often i sit and i yearn"

[dfbhcf]

You got anything on the horizon?

Uh..... no.

LOL

[southbend2yakima]

Do you ever yearn ?

Well not recently, I crave.

LMFAO

[rfd853]

"Up here, I'm already gone"

[billybongbillyd]

great scene haha

[UngratefulSwine]

I remember a scene in the Walt Disney movie "WALL.E", early on, in which WALL.E looks up at the stars. I thought "Do you yearn, George? (ie. WALL.E)" .

[berserker213]

this is one of my favorite of Kramer's discourses lol

[MrJaraJara]

Sometimes the situations my friends and I have found ourselves in are so ridiculous that we thought "This could be a Seinfeld episode." :P

[IndianaBoy84]

kramer and george scenes are always the greatest

[IndianaBoy84]

i must say ive never scene this scene

[JeffBrownThe10th]

do you yearn? well, not recently

[vmelkon]

Replace the word yearn with the word "cry" and listen from 1:20

[klwewf]

What about it??

[vmelkon]

Do you sometimes feel like crying, klwewf ?

[klwewf]

No.

[bigboyburnsy]

"George, its time for us to grow up *beats chest* and be men, not little boys"

and then George says "why?" LMAO

[bigboyburnsy]

0:33

[banjofiddlee]

Absolutely brilliant sequence

[MrJaraJara]

I agree.

[anonywho]

"I like to get the Daily News."

Too funny!

[luigi1029384756]

It's funny cuz they make the word yearn sound comical.

[Barloventi]

probably one the best scenes on seinfeld

[domparis1978]

Yearn, Do I yearn? =/

[HellsAngels2001]

constnt craving lol

[EXODUSCHICK]

1:53 Kramer staring at George's baldness

[patchr420]

California is where it's at....

[cerzule]

Brilliantly written and acted scene! Probably the best George/Kramer interaction in the series.

[imthemoonme]

What you call wasting I call living! I'm LIVING my life! Absolute genius.

[Atomb]

This scene is gold. Probably one of the few longer scenes with just Kramer and George. It's a beautiful thing.

[iPodTouchGod]

@Atomb It's gold Jerry! Gold!

[blackout2430]

@Atomb the 2 greatest personalities to ever grace the television set at the same time. i really miss being a kid watching this.

[QuieroGuerra]

I often find myself sitting and yearning... LOL! :D

[aivokallo77]

Why give the spare keys to Kramer if he was moving to California?

[PB2388]

These pretzels are making me thursty LMAO!!!!