Destroy All Humans - ps2 - Mission 03 Citizen Cripto

[SmilieChick16]

What a bunch of hay-seed, country-bumpkin, SUCKERS! I can't believe they believed that.

Nice one Crypto ^_~

[TheSorins1]

during the speech why didint he run out of energy

[matheussantos111]

pikaaa

[TopDog69]

Is Crypto meant to sound like Jack Nicholson or is that just me.

[ttv0]

@TopDog69 its not just you i thought he did play crypto

[likitty20]

the voice actor of pox is actually the voice actor of zim in invader zim

[mrvector3000]

@likitty20 richard horvitz he voiced daggit on the angry beaver rodeny in squiral boy

[bladewolf39]

i like the right answer at the end "Because we're real Americans and they're not! Next!" lol

[alex11g]

can u shoot ur blue ray gun? u always use ur pick up button

[pornokrat]

How long I didn't replay this game.

[Toogorax]

radioactive-exploding-zombie-c­ows?

*boom*

mind bomb

[prissy43210]

his name is spelled C-R-Y-P-T-O

[engineman538]

go go crypto! the best i say best game!!!!!!!! its like war of the worlds mars attacks and id4! I LOVE THIS GAME! READ MY COMMENT!

[FlawdaFootball]

They don't make fun games like this anymore

[CAPTQYOUELL]

I love this game

[SMAXZO]

Radioactive exploding zombie cows? That is either the craziest,most awesome or funniest thing I had ever heard.

[nootacat]

Lol. A women said the thing about santa modesta but pox said He. 4:41 and then 5:53

[prissy43210]

i got all the way to area 51 in this game before(after santa modesta like 30 missions in modesta)!

[TeamJuggalo4Life]

After playing DAH 2 and Path of The Furon, I'd have so much trouble with this game because of the different powers, and the limits on bein able to use them

[YTPisme]

CRRRYYYYPPPTTTOOO!

[SmilieChick16]

@YTPisme Crypto's HOT!

[clank47]

you did exactly what i did

[iTristanK]

suckers

[tjc77449]

you did it all wrong

[1Historygenius]

@tjc77449 there is no such thing as doing it wrong

[DreadLordBalnazaar]

Du mayer ez reaaight... Dis waz juss a randum seriss of suspisiously coincidental yet easeley raetionalaiized aevaeents...

Holy crap! I gotta stop spelling things like they sound...

[babbert97]

I was busy digging on the love lol

[DreadLordBalnazaar]

Mister Mayor got stomac aches...

[akatsukisydni]

It is Zim's voice with an accent. Richard plays orthidox and zim! Zim is better though!

[TheOnlyMaleGerudo]

klaxons, nice touch ^-^

[actaviousblacker]

ITS NOT ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DreadLordBalnazaar]

@actaviousblacker HUMAN FOOL! Hoooww DAARRREEEE you say it izz nooot ZIIIIIIIIMMMM!!!! ???????? (I wrote it as I would speak it)

[TheDrowWarrior1]

Its Zim! Lol

[sonic371]

This game is was and will always be the best one in the series

[MrRunescapeplayer1]

"Busy diggin' on the love."

[1111arn]

how do you copey them

[TheXBladeist]

man i got a question does the president brain is diferent form other ones cus i want to extract it.

[Gwen837]

I've completed the whole game.At the end.it's a little hard for destroying ROBO-PREZ.You can die alot of times if you try to kill him

^_^

[NickRewind1314]

Zim will help you on your mission... Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

[maxayuda2]

whats the ending song?

[warghost95]

wow he uses big words xD

[LpK01]

thanks

[MrIAMNOTANOOB]

to keep people happy during the speech choose:

tell the truth

blame communism

tell a joke

threaten communists

make empty promises

blame cows

Trust me it works! :D

[TsukiyoAndAsahi]

Radioactive exploding zombie cows ?lol

[nickpollitt4]

lol that maryor runnig away lol so scared

[Gwen837]

Crypto:I must find the mayor and abubt him.

Orthopox:no you must find him berfore the people know you're secerts.

Crypto:Man i wanna abubt him to my sauser and take his brain.

Orthopox:don't take to your sauer crypto!! get him before the whole world knows the sercerts!!!

DUH DUH DUH!!!

[sage468]

yea gotta love that ragdoll effect lmfao i miss it it was only in the first two installments

[Double2Tee]

how come you haven't done DAH! boner

[Dstorm20xx]

the steps to the presidency:

1.talk badabout communist

2. make references too patriots

[agathabromley]

Who says American people from the 50's are stupid?

[EmperorDude224]

You spelt Crypto wrong in the title, lol. It's Crypto, not Cripto.

[Pintassilgo12]

How come a stupid correction got 5 thumbs up? I know my comment is gonna get 5 thumbs down.

[ongzhiyang]

well u got 2 thumbs up lol say thank you for random dudes that agreed

[RandomLegos09]

Now he/she got 9 thumbs up!

[Fredcat11]

@Pintassilgo12 But at least you got 12 thumb up.

[Ashanta28]

it took me forever to complete this level

[browceer173]

i miss this game

[agathabromley]

"Moo...er...brains!"

"Brains? Healthy green glow? Those human fools! Clearly they've genetically altered these pathetic gasbags and turned them into RADIOACTIVE EXPLODING ZOMBIE COWS! Show them the folly of their mad science!"

LOL

[agathabromley]

Hey BonersGames, here are some positive quote dialogues you're supposed to say to the Rockwell residents:

1) Pretend Glowing Is Normal

2) Blame Communism

3) Act Patriotic

4) Threaten Communism

5) Make Empty Promises

6) Blame Radioactive Zombie Cows

[JMlove123]

1 same

2 different blame weather bloons

3 same

4 different santamodesta

5 same

6 same

[disneyfan85]

Hey, at 4:20, that man sounds EXACTLY like Goofy! Of course, considering that he is voiced by Bill Farmer probably has something to do with that...

[GodOPoke]

i did the speech the same ways lol

[BullyPlayer]

The mayor sounds like mayor Quimby on the simpsons?

[RabidWolverine982]

yeah he sorta sounds like Quimby

[flameonboi]

Lol woohoo exploding zombie cows xD

[greenishbluemonk]

Does the mayor sound like someone from The Simpsons?

[Megatron117]

ya, he sounds a bit like the mayer from the simpsons

(Forget how to spell his name)

[agathabromley]

Quimby.

[greenishbluemonk]

I wish zombie cows existed!

[megdf328]

lol when crypto finished his speech he was all like..."suckers" XD

[MentisVenator]

"Pathetic human lives" sounds like an honest politician (they are not good ones)

[wwefan97]

i accentadnly killed the mayor picked him up threw him down a hill,and then a car came and ran him over.

[MrFool59]

o shit

[RabidWolverine982]

lol

[JonnotheHedgehog]

"This was all just a random series of suspiciously coincidential yet easily rationalised events."

[Ricsi1011]

ok thanks olah334

[tray2047]

hey It's Goofy!LOL

[olah334]

do any of you guys know how he turned into a human write bac kkk bye

[Ricsi1011]

''Now that you're here i'd like to say please stay your homies.,, This mayor is dumb

[olah334]

do u know how he turned into a person by looking at him plzz write back kk bye

[ScottScott12345]

my friend said that theres a cheat where you can take out the cows brain and they have 1dna LOL but i dont belive him. anyone know if its true or not?

[Blackberryman67]

i have this game it is so awsome lol

[videogamefan19]

i liked killing cows in dah1

[soraskater]

who didn't

[Delibirate]

Damn this is one of my favorite missions I fail on purpose because some of the stuff crypto says is funny

[Ricsi1011]

''How the hell am i supposed to run in these shoes? Shiny shiny shoes.,,

[NightOpsProductions]

Ugh, I played this game in an arcade in Cancun and I got up to this level. I miss it! XP

[Ricsi1011]

mooo er brains second cow is jerk

[thomasstolpe]

everytime i mean lol

[thomasstolpe]

i kill everything the mayor before i do the speech

[FortFOURYOU]

for the first one in the mayors speech yu suposed to put

PRETEND GLOWING IS NORMAL

[xxdanipwns]

there is so many popular voices in this game.

[kungfucartoonlord7]

those humans are stupid

[carmen510]

'Carry on with your pathetic human lives'

[magnabox353]

i always mess around on this mission

[UdtheImp]

I wonder if the sequence would be different depending on which answers you choose.....

[Iwantmynintendo]

RADIOACTIVE EXPLODING ZOMBIE COWS!!!

They must've ran out of ideas

[JamesVolcan]

Actually, it's so cliche for us that it's normal for them in the 50s.

[B360]

The voice at the beginning sounds like INVADER ZIM

[fobfan1991]

because it is

[neard2000]

it is the dude who played invader zim

[TekATekIsBackWitFun]

I had a feeling it was lol

[starfox64adventures]

the mayor sounds like the mayor off the simpsons

[Willzyyy]

nice work BJ. ;) I could never do this mission. :(

[SkullBallCorp]

this game series got old really fast but it was fun while i enjoyed it.

[25Anonymous25]

this game looks too easy for you

[BonersGames]

it's only the beginning! I'm sure it will get much harder

[orthopox147]

the only hard parts are boss fights

[bunicutze]

AWESOME !

[toasterinthetub]

nice. good game.