Chris Rock's Relationship Advice

[AskHeatherG]

LOL, Chris Rock is friggin' hilarious, but he does kind of tell the truth!

[badmuthafucka23]

Which DVD is this clip from?

[joshuaong1998]

let me get my other fu**ing foot in the door, let me get som'thin to eat!, let me get som'thin to drink!! let me take a shi*!!!!! GO INTO THE FU**ING KITCHEN AND GIVE ME MY BIG PIEC' O CHICK'EN!!!!! XDDDDD LOL

[KaiTendo174]

@joshuaong1998 Actually, the best part, I think, - is when he goes "I'M OUTTA HERE!"... Because an ending as SUCH - is an amazing rarity. In fact, I don't think I had ever seen an ending as such anywhere before in my life. ;)

[SauerkrautSandwich93]

11 people wrap up bags at JCPenney

[KaiTendo174]

Amazing ending.

[SouthParkBear]

When women say they want men to talk, they mean LISTEN and AGREE.

The only time a man should listen to a woman is before the first time he bangs her.

[sydandtaytum]

@SouthParkBear dumbass, u aren't a bear. stop pretending to be what ur not, u poseur fool.

[ZaraRasul]

LET ME EAT MY CHICKEN!!!!!!!! lmao

[vict0r1ous]

NEW YOUTUBE CHANNEL FORMAT SUCKS!

[AntonioRepiso]

favourite comedian ever

[Aapjeofzow]

Hahaha fucking genius!

[maidwithluv]

that is true, for all ppl

[SteeleTV]

"Really. Ya' don't say. I told you that bitch crazy!" LOL Haha.

[SammyE89]

"LET ME TAKE A SHIT!!"

[atluu92]

this is true.

[missesmaya610]

starting up an advice colum leave your questions in the comments

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[Empha84]

Damn Rhymefest let me get in the door before you start talking

[FrankenFraud]

LMAO! But if this is true, then why does ANY straight man go on "The View?"

Are they self loathing?

[SoccerRockNY]

You set her up, she'll knock 'em down, lol!

[RedCharlie1000]

He needs to come to Windsor, Ontario Canada :)

[Jgip247]

HE NEEDS TO DROP ANOTHER STAND UP SOON LOL

[fracture82]

"I'm outta here! Thank you loloaw"

/lol

[Dj1LL]

*quotes some shit you heard 5 seconds ago*

[Pygmahia5]

@Dj1LL lmao

[TechnicianMad]

@Dj1LL Hahah I hate when everyone does that shit. I been saying that for years. It's like "we know we know, we all just watched it too"

[orton1996]

" Go In The Kitchen & Get me My Big Pice Of Chicken! "

xDD

[gsrgal1990]

Ill admit very true

[hbq3000]

So true, Ive known this girl for almost 8 years and we just started dating, and I told her something and she says "i didnt know that about you" Thats cause i couldnt get a word in lol

[LFPVSCRV]

"Let me get sometin to eat, Let me take a SHIT!"

[PhilaBul]

LMAO - Chris Rock speaks the truth. I've used the "I told you that bitch crazy" with my gf quite a bit

[AuroraTR3A]

come to think of it, this is pretty acurate

[signaturehelper]

make me a god damned sandwich before you talk!!!

[jahhshvillegas]

you dont talk, you dont talk... you dont shut up..

[Reemoos1]

5rit fih !! translate that ;)

[WellyPheonix]

2 crazy bitches

[omalor]

0:55 That is NO exaggeration fellas, I once met a girl that, the first thing I said one morning was "how are ya?" and she talked to me for the next half hour, she told me about college, her work, her family back home, and who know what else!!

[MissPompousTwat]

@Surivara

yes, because Germans will laugh at anything.

[JessePrettyBoySwag]

I was the 200th like :D

wheres my cewkie?

[XxXZeroChaosXxX]

that 1 dislike is the crazy bitch

[charlotteBraillie]

@XxXZeroChaosXxX

no, that was me.

[VidSation]

0 dislike haha =]

[charlotteBraillie]

@VidSation

Not anymore! haha

[Hamed420]

@charlotteBraillie

go fuck urself hater

[Sportfischer1980]

This guy is so great - I wished he would once come to germany and make a show here.I never laughed so much over a comedian like chris rock.

[MissPompousTwat]

@Sportfischer1980

Germans will laugh at anything.

[Ladyjay083]

Thats true...all u gotta ask me is how was my day was....lol i told u that bitch crazyyy lol

[doccer95]

Lol some of this was in his show everybody hates Chris.

[Bluebafoon]

God chris is freakin awesome! :D

[Nceron]

I told you that bitch crazy!!!

[klobasa29]

papa Rock is always right. about everything

[hardrocker950]

0 dislikes? Obviously there's truth to this eh?

[skaterdudesforever99]

FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!

[BreakingNewsChicago]

Tamara Holder Get A Clue. Hold It in your mouth longer an squeeze the tip of the head.

[Elduraco212]

You dont taaaalk, we need to taaaaalk, lets taaaaalk meeeen shit he met my GF

[alissababi]

Soo true

[Tendra]

"Go in the kitchen and get me my big piece of chickeeeeen!!!!" lmbo I love how Chris drops the mic at the end of all his shows cuz it's like he just kills it nothing else to say

[007aaali]

What I normally do is listen to all her gobshizzle then open her legs up and provide her with litres of protein enriched nutrients

[blubryfields4evr]

lol I'm a girl and my dad never ever comes home straight from work to my stepmother. cause she's always complaining about some other woman from work that she can't stand. he usually stops at a bar or the grocery store.

[SugarD95]

LET ME GET MY OTHER FU**IN FOOT IN THE DOOR!!! LOOOOOOOOL!!

[BJs4MePlz]

@SugarD95 don't laugh.. that shits serious...

[twobeavers]

Well...it is a little teeny weeny bit true...sometimes lol

[stonecoldwhat182]

" i told ya that bitch crazy"

[MrLongSofty]

When a Man doesn't talk it's because he no longer has interest in the relationship lol

[footballmaniac12]

that is so true

[jonlovesbass]

hell yea!!!! das Rite!!!