Chris Rock-never scared-Satisfying women

[awesomekid141]

I don't need to be making all these decisions!!! Lmao

[CarissaXo99]

I'm never going to put out again.

[NitsuaNaed]

@CarissaXo99 always another pussy out there

[CarissaXo99]

@NitsuaNaed Good.

[theMANshow1000]

I ATE THIS SHIT

[thunder72191]

a diamond DICK! HAHAHAHA

[golitab83]

"its cus you ain't her first choice"- that is sooooo true!!!!

feamles stay picking dumb fights with dudes they don't mind loosing

#guilty

[codeman7055]

man.. he speaks the truth if I wasn't so macho I would be crying for such beautiful words that just came out of this wise man's mouth.. :)

[grn100cash]

@codeman7055 GOOD THING IM A BITCH CAUSE IM IN TEARS of joy

;-)

[pharmanimal89]

Why didn't you go to tiffany's...YOU'RE SO FUCKING CHEAP LMAO

[tsieHun]

"YOU BROKE MOTHERFUCKER!"

[puppiesNicecream]

haha

[tolanstout]

Thumbs down for terrible editing.

[ItchyGuy87]

@tolanstout How ironic that you bitch on a video about bitching.

[Comicking45]

this diamond dick is cloudy...

[PhantomAct]

No wonder Chris Rock is gay...

[BobReidy]

Oh it is.

[Hategrin]

What you do in situations like these is scream at your woman during sex.

"I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU BITCH. I AM GOING TO FUCK YOU TO DEATH YOU FUCKING CUNT WHORE BITCH. DIE, DIE BITCH!"

The trick to it is to thrust really hard when saying DIE! It's a one syllable word so it's almost even rhythmic.

A lotta women get turned on by that. I wouldn't recommend it for the 3rd or 4th date but after your 20th or 30th time it shouldn't be a big deal. Blows off a huge load of stress ;)

[Ultralism]

1:42 the laugh of truth.

[atktdc2]

100 % truth..

[spazmonkey618]

In my Country, it is customary to everyone moan at everything.

And yes, we are very good at it.

[SovereignStatesman]

This is why men should only have women for sex, nothing else.

[RaoulDuke3221968]

why you make me come so hard?

[Skintonic111]

HAHAHAHA I can't stop lauhging! This is so not true but it's SO FUNNY! "I HATE THIS SHIT!!"

[lleuadaan]

THE LOOK! 1:58

[sportstalk23]

'damn lord kill my man" bwhahahahahaha

[salvationarmy23]

7 broke motha fuckers!

[dearmasw]

@JXJ1326 cough cough...ghetto AMERICAN black women...

[ShubaDubah]

When im sad ill watch some chris rock and start laughing. when im happy and watch chris rock ill end up with tears in my eyes. :P

[wbinwv]

How did I end up with this ugly MUTH FUCKA?!?!?

[Shademan017]

@MrOTK95 She's on her period. BITCH CHILL THE FUCK DOWN AND YES THIS BACKHAND PROVES IM YOUR DADDY

[guttaboi88]

@JXJ1326 HAHAHAHA,damn right.

[thedavecorp]

SHE'S not always OUR first choice EITHER.

[RepharaseJC]

Most jokes that comedians say are plain honest truths, but it's amazing how they are able to put it into a joke and make people see the funny side of the it. Chris Rock is speaking facts thou.

[Toyjoh]

i'm dying of laughter loool

[licialicous]

eh :-/

[JolieJb]

Daamn lord kill my maan !! How did i end up with this stupid mothafucka?! LMAAO

[HypedUpAndBlack]

lol how did i end up with this ugly motherfucker



[CuleBai]

I LOVE THIS SHIT!

[lexusdominus]

the worst part of this is when it stops playing

[jreserv]

I hate this shit!! HAHAHAHAH!!!

[unicorneye]

1:42 fugly mother fucker

[ciaobellakate]

"I HATE THIS SHIT!"

[Jayhawkblue]

At first its funny, then the camera swings aound and you see all the women laughing. Then and you stop laughing and get this sick dark depression fall over you,

[garyn2]

I just got over my break-up

[feelingmisunderstood]

JAJAJAJ Mensaje Directo para todos los hombres!!! hahaha

[dddtl]

4 people be broke motherfuckers

[TheUndertakerIsWWE]

Chris Rock not making any comedy DVDs

I HATE THIS S***!

[horekar]

You broke mothafucka! X D

[elvendel]

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA !!!! GOT IT FINALLY EXPLAINED TO ME !!!

[xXxStillSearchinGxXx]

AHHH Hahahah OMG! :D

[WhatIThinke]

"how did i end up with this ugly motherfucker?

So ugly and stupid"

[firecrystal92]

Yeah we do y'all just r to busy thinking of yallselves than to think of of us

[ntwaagae]

3 people caught their women just looking at them without saying anything

[tommyhf9999]

you know why women are like that? the answer is simple, listen. 'cause it's always the stupid men that chase after women and want them so bad, do everything to get them. idiot, they never like you in the first place. the only reason you get with her is because of your effort and what you put out. they never care for u, they only care about how much you can do for them, that's the whole reason u got in a relationship.

[NoAmbitionzFilms]

@tommyhf9999 FUCKING LEGEND LOL.

[anythingcool111]

3 people are women



[alextheravenking]

you broke motherf***r you never have no fu**ing money f**k this sh*t i dint want to make all these decsions i need to be taken care off i hate this sh*t

(favorite part)

[iolageorgeissac]

this is some true shit!

[iolageorgeissac]

this is some truth shit!!!!!!!

[manweller1]

This is so on point

[zevlovex222]

3 unsatisfied lonely bitches..

[FingNoob]

1:34 is real talk hahaha

[SportsBlogsAU]

So so true!

[Kloudwolv]

this is so true...

[TutankhAusar]

1 guy is lonely in the world.

[MrJacomedy]

1 guy doesnt now english

[inspiredbyutada]

lmao!!!!

[TheGarcia350]

i got ALL COMPLAINING EXPERIENCES with all my girlfriends and my current one..... ~____~

[mistanderson]

Its funny but TRUE. This is what we men go through with women But we still love ya. But y'all need to QUIT THAT CRAP

[Johnnycatmeow]

This pretty much describes my mom with every one of her boyfriends...

[paradigmmaker]

its all OBSERVATIONAL comedy... so yea fuck oath its true

[switchest26]

I HATE THIS SHIT!!!...lol...ace!

[omore]

wow

that is my gf. kinda humbles a guy...but at least I'm not alone in all this

[Football233713]

this shits hella funny!!!

[Netherwolf6100]

YOU BROKE MUTHAFUCKA!!!! XD I fell off my couch when he said that laughing my ass off.

[kandykikki]

@Netherwolf6100 Same here XD

[borhid88]

@Netherwolf6100 that's my fav part too....haha...soooo funny! :)

[modena360spyder]

@lilmizzg09 that's so wrong but so true

[Zgamer618]

This makes me not wanna take women seriously.

[foxyswedee]

@Zgamer618 You're an idiot

[yakkahDotCom]

interesting video :]

[XoDarkchyldeoX]

its actually very sad because this is true. it just goes to show american women's priorities and values have gone down the shitter. yes, it is funny, i grant you, but it is just absolutely fucking sad.

[Timuramaru]

yo wats that standup similar to this where he tlkin bout girls who cheat on a good dude so they get stuck wit some broke nigga he like "yea bitch, u had a good nigga and u just fucked it up didnt ya?" haha

[NightmareXXX7]

LOL

[konj89]

@lemaryorat well on behalf of youtube and the rest of the people who viewed this .. its safe to say.. shes a ho!

[magichands24]

he knows what he's talking about..so fucking true fellas

[Victorgoleche75]

if you make more money than her "FUCK YOU" lmfao

[PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD]

@drauglintuor And you decided to come back after a month and respond? Whatever, I'm just saying. Chill out.

[rnbraoul]

does anybody know what show this is calles, Cause i saw it on tv but didnt know the name of the show

[Apocalypse4Lyfe]

YOU BROKE MOTHERFUCKER!

[ivyjewel]

BOL @ "not my first choice!!!" yes! lol

[manweller1]

lol lol Lord kill my man lol.

[sexyprlady129]

love this shit!!!!lmao

[babylorenne]

ur so funny man !!!

[rangel179931]

thats so true haha

[Dorigandragon]

.....but but she said its cuzz she loves me ._.

[vonKyle777]

i agree with the first choice thing hahahahha LOL

[zaypapi]

Real talk!

[RastafariPoet]

lmfao at everyone (including myselfs) reaction to the "you broke mothafucka!"

[shadow3746]

man this is so true

i can never ever in my damn life satisfy a women.

[shuri]

Hey! You! shut up and enjoy the skit!

I think this is one of those things that's funny because it's sort of true, I knew a woman that fit that descprition to a t.

[ChessPieceKnight]

@ArtfulDomino PS: I'm sure your man is staring at you and hoping your ugly ass will die, too.

[ChessPieceKnight]

@ArtfulDomino Except that the Human Genome Project kind of disproved that.

And so did thousands of homsexuals who got psychological treatment and therapy and are no longer homosexuals. What, are you going to force them to go back to being gay if they no longer want to be gay? That's as dumb as forcing someone who wants to be gay to be straight. It's a matter of choice, period.

[sotonindeda]

@ChessPieceKnight Sexuality is the matter of hormones, not the matter of ''who do you vote for''...

[mailman760]

So that's the look I've been getting,

[Jayskiallthewayski]

Hmm, you people do understand that this is comedy, if anyone really goes through some of this shit you're in trouble.

[Tribeofjudah99]

The women do not protest beacuse CR is telling the truth.. But people hate the truth especially women ;-)

[santoshtelugu]

OHH SHITT HE'Z DAMNN RI8

[cowsgobaa]

Hahaha. I'm a woman, and I find him hilarious. He speaks the truth. And I've been through the situation of the money and spending more time, etc... XDD

[HeidiiLicious]

lmao ima woman n i think its hilarious :L and true..

[vlunney]

I can't believe the women aren't protesting!

[YamiMarik1994]

"I hate this shit!!" lmfao!

[Licardo7]

1:34 holy shit, that's what my gf does to me 0_0

[RelikaneLiengod]

words right out of my mouth O.0, yet she asked me out twice ;) but broke up with me both thoughs times O.0 then asked me out again..... i said no <:3

[aussieebabe]

@Licardo7 alot of girls do it Lol women are really NEVER happy Lol sad but true

[96chocothunda]

@Licardo7 hardknock life son they love to complain :D

[TaimMasheen]

@Licardo7 LMAO!

[haloace571]

@Licardo7 me 2 haha

[realhiphop087]

@Licardo7 Omg u shudd break up now lol before u get striked dead :o

[stamadon]

@Licardo7 lmfao...lol...lol

[Chrisguy42O]

@Licardo7 ahahah

[honeyluv15]

WOW is was on the money with that!!!

[raynar01]

ROFL. AMEN, CHRIS! A...MEN!!!

[mlbchick22]

the staring part is so true lol

[BASSCHAMP101]

LOL