Unlikely Instructions - Mock The Week - Series 10, Episode 11 - BBC Two

[dajcei]

are you feeling lucky spunk

[z3r0t0l3r4ns]

OMG the top comments both reference a joke made in the video without repeating it word for word.

Perhaps the world really is coming to an end this year.....

[maxbushballity]

0:53 best russian rouleete

[speebyda]

Everyone is picking on Michael Jackson's doctor, charged with criminal negligence.....The man is a fucking hero!!

[Alex7457]

@speebyda, why?

[gary1985ish]

its not as good since Frankie Boyle left the show :(

[AlternateVisions]

Ed Byrne comes onto my screen with the first joke and an advert for "geek online dating" pops up, now that is comedy gold :L

[mikeyhawk88]

Turn on Transcribe audio.. You're welcome.

[funnylittlegirl12345]

Ed Byrne seal joke took me 4 sec to realise the joke XD

[jpjpd]

eds seal joke, hughs boot joke, and andys shimmy were three of the best things on mock the week ever

[KitsuneProject]

to blow house up wait for a gas leak and light your fags

[KitsuneProject]

to walk in the right direction, Fuck Off, you chavs!

[mystudio611]

When that guy makes a joke about the doctor but dont see mj's doctor he blinks like 100 times

[TheWelshboy96]

Who the f**k disliked this vid???

[Draakur]

What the FUCKING FUCK is Adam Hills doing on my beautiful MTW... D=<

[callumccfc]

@Draakur is Adam Hills the Australian guy?

[caieraD]

Wht did Ed's animal biscuit mean???? :/

[viridismonasteriense]

@caieraD Seal

[UKzMagikk]

@caieraD animal biscuits are biscuits that look like animals, such as seals and monkeys. On lots of products, a warning is, do not use if the SEAL is broken :) its a pun

[llanark]

warning: cun...spoilers ahead

[bigmeknurgle]

That toasted sandwich maker one...

100% accurate, been there man :D

[The89shachan]

Unlikely Instructions:

Look down on the comments before or while watching the video to experience better laugh.

[Kaynas1988]

''Dale Farm Yogurt, contents may settle''

''Game is over either one person collects all the cheeses or daddy has a tantrum and kicks the board across the room''

[nattynutter23]

'please remove the condom stapled to this card and use normally'

[SabresFour]

At 1:42, 3 people were drinking Coke and Mentos in front of their new 33', £2,000 HD computer screen, humming all the notes to the Beatles song Blackbird, holding 15 tense Rabid Attack Squirrels in each hand, whilst coming under paintball fire from behind, straining to avoid farting over a candle, and holding in a massive piss over the live rail.

OUCH.

[GaeilgeMachinima]

There are two steps to watching this video:

1. Drink all liquids and eat all edibles before pressing play.

2. Roll on the floor while death pokes your sides.

[clubfootbadger]

to reboot...

[KitsuneProject]

this is a mong machine for results place down's syndrome kids into the funnel

[KitsuneProject]

your new reader, because the dyslexics are retarded

[KitsuneProject]

this is a wank machine, for best results watch porn

[KitsuneProject]

if you are dyslexic then don't read this manual. wait. you can't read the front cover

[Awissi7227]

did not like the one wit mj's doctor. otherwise is this funny.

[Jeffnumber1fan09]

What does the joke "Are your hands full and you wanna transfer 10 doughnuts" mean?

[Gingrnut]

@Jeffnumber1fan09 Put them on myoversized penis.

[Jeffnumber1fan09]

@Gingrnut Huh? I still don't get it

[omegaisdabomb]

@Jeffnumber1fan09 doughnuts have holes in them, think about it.

[kievins1]

@Jeffnumber1fan09 They had a conversation about penis doughnuts earlier in the episode, it's a reference to that.

[Jeffnumber1fan09]

@kievins1 Ahhhh ok, thanks

[scottwlfc]

@Jeffnumber1fan09 i thought the exact same... :/

[Jeffnumber1fan09]

@scottwlfc LOL. Looks like we're never gonna find out lol

[blackwolfoakenfold]

I miss Russell :'(

[peepinginmywindow]

"To light gas, first place match near buttocks..." classic.

[sad0happy]

Laugh of the day because of the cookie joke by Byrne. :D

[darylawilliams]

Ed Byrne....Animal Biscuits. love it with the punch in the air ... comedy win.

[MissQuince1996]

i dont get the one about the animal biscuits and the broken seel

[przse]

@MissQuince1996 not sure if trolling...

[MissQuince1996]

@przse ??????

[ShadowMoon696]

@MissQuince1996 Animal Biscuits, Seal is broken...a Seal is an Animal xD

[smokeeeeeeeee]

I don't get the last joke? :(

[Lissaman95]

@smokeeeeeeeee It seem to remember it was a reference to a joke from earlier in the show.

[isplint]

@smokeeeeeeeee in the episode he talked about using his cock to transfer dohnuts

[SteoMurraay10]

ed byrne is a sap

[WoodymanTHEJ]

That is the shortest topic I have ever seen O.o

[FJSaffa]

Lol

'Are you feeling lucky punk?!'

[lynloo1998]

@2piecechickenbox I don't think the comment below tagged you as the @ sign didn't work because my iPod screen needs calibrated and I'm pretty much relying on auto spell check when I type on this thing:/

[lynloo1998]

2piecechickenbox there's no need to act like that just because of something as insignificant as not getting a joke straight away. Happens to everyone so don't go acting like a smart arse about something that's probably happened to you before anyway! And the joke about slow and special? It was low, insulting and not funny in any way:/

[MrsMeiwes]

Jaye! Adam Hills!!! <3

[madandyb]

'Game is over either when one person collects all cheeses, or Daddy has a tantrum and kicks the board accross the room!!'

Why I don't play Trivial Pursuit that much anymore (!)

[TheGeeza555]

the seal joke made me spit over the screen. Quality!

[WoodymanTHEJ]

@TheGeeza555 It was lame, but brilliant :D

[Stitchpunk9]

"don't eat if seal is broken"? i don't get it.

[FalconsPOWN2]

@Stitchpunk9 the seal being the seal-shaped biscut, not the seam

[StlyDutch]

LOL Loved the reboot joke xD

[barnsleybornnbred]

andy parsons never makes me laugh, bring back frankie boyle!

[KATEisFAB]

@barnsleybornnbred Andy and Frankie are my two favorites, actually. I love that their humor is completely different.

[barnsleybornnbred]

@KATEisFAB andy talks like he's going to say the funniest thing ever "/ he always laughs at his own jokes as well xx

[CloiuFace]

I don't get Ed's joke at about 1:42...

[Jonahvlogs]

@CloiuFace seal as in animal

[MaijeOfficial]

@CloiuFace They're animal-shaped biscuits, so it's a word-play on the "seal" (as in the animal, or the packet) being broken.

[stigatti]

@CloiuFace " do not eat if seal is broken " seal's are animals ( i know not correct spelling , just incase anyone wanted to go pollitically correct twat on me )

[minxel16]

@stigatti hes telling a pun, 'seal' being an animal but also a sticker that keeps the bag closed, ill lleave the rest for you to work out

[stigatti]

@minxel16 LMAO thats what i was sayin to the other guy , cuz he said he didnt get the joke wich was " enjoy your animal shaped biscuits , do not eat if seal is broken ". your comment was useless to me lol

[stigatti]

@minxel16 dont think you read my comment properly

[minxel16]

@stigatti yeh i read it, you missed out that seal could also refer to a seal holding the bag closed-just correcting you there

[stigatti]

@minxel16 i think somebody would catch on that a seal is on any kind of food bag so it doesnt need to be said lol

[minxel16]

@stigatti you seemed to miss it-unless it was too obvious to bother telling that guy

[2piecechickenbox]

@CloiuFace because your either 9 years old, a girl or finally a retard. never heard of a pun?

[CloiuFace]

@2piecechickenbox Yeah I got the punchline like 2 seconds after I loaded the next video, but thought I'd leave it for someone like you :>

[2piecechickenbox]

@CloiuFace so what your saying is you about 2minutes behind everyone else, that makes you one of those slow people who go to special schools

[xxOakleyrulesxx]

ahahahha re boot :L

[F12Y14N25]

is ed byrne a regular now? I always see him on the latest episodes but don't watch regular, so either I am lucky or he is a regular since russel left

[Boycini9]

Batteries included.

[MonCL999]

ADAM HILLS!!!!

[ktockly]

wheres frankie boyle??

[FalconsPOWN2]

@ktockly he left. sucks, right

[F12Y14N25]

@ktockly left

[biovee7]

I don't get the animal biscuit joke by Ed at 1.37 :S

[froll1999]

@biovee7 animal shaped biscuits...do not eat if the seal [shaped one] is broken

helped? :)

[biovee7]

@froll1999 Ah. Thank you :)

[prinsesbibitje]

@froll1999 yeah, thanks

our animal biscuits don't have seals.

[irishdan2007]

@froll1999 ahhhhhh i feel dumb now lol

[qwertytrewqwertyng76]

@biovee7 Sometimes food packages have instructions not to eat if the packet has already been opened or tampered with ie, the seal is broken. Seal if of course also a marine animal which could be found in a box of animal shaped biscuits and may be broken as biscuits are prown to be. So seal shaped biscuit is snaped or packet is already open, just play on words.

[riffmeister101]

@qwertytrewqwertyng76 *prone

[SilentDrums1]

to incur the wrath of the youtube community, make arrow in knee joke, or repeat joke seen in above video

[PointsofData]

@SilentDrums1 I use to make youtube comments, just like you. Then...screw it, it's not funny anymore.

[snazzymason303]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! luving the re-boot one!! XD

[Fraternity187]

Can someone explain the "Enjoy your animal shaped biscuits..." joke?? I don't get it???

[MrMischiefter]

@Fraternity187 Well on packages, it says don't eat if seal is broken, i.e. has been opened. But it's animal shaped biscuits. And he said 'seal'. As in amphibious swimming water creature?... It's a pun.

[Mangia271]

@Fraternity187 a seal is an animal . . so dont eat when if its broken ( like how a biscuit breaks) .. normally when you see seal something it means " the seal on a packet" . . . .hope you get it . . now you can laugh =]

[heart9888666]

does any1 else notice how chris addison always sways to the left after saying sumthing

[masere]

@heart9888666 And how Hugh always looks at the board on his way back from the mic.

[blondeybaby23]

"To re-boot, pick up boots and put them on again."

[TheBazman111]

Im sorry this one had frankie written all over it was just so him.

[bagladyandfriend]

i love chris :)

[fackinglollig]

I didn't get Ed Byrne's joke at 1:40, anyone care to explain?

[KatieFromEngland]

@fackinglollig Seal could refer to an animal or part of packaging 'Do not eat if seal is broken' could mean the packaging or the seal shaped biscut (that's probably misspelled). It's a play on words.

[fackinglollig]

@KatieFromEngland Haha, k thanks ^^

[courtneyluvsglee]

"Just make sure it's not Michel Jacksons doctor" LOL XD

[VINNIEJONES10]

Ed Byrne about the seal, absolute classs

[tenchy88]

If symptoms presist... that's £3.29 wasted HAHA!

[MurderOfSuburbia]

OMG Ed Byrne!

[ILovePotter17]

press two then eight then five

this kingsmill are nothing but toasted sandwiches

XD

[MrBludhart]

LOL. 'infact, go on. do it. no one likes you'

[ZytosMerna]

@MrBludhart He didn't say that? 0_o