Some jokes are well thought indeed, however why use the "annoying orange" voice? You can perfectly well be funny without sounding like a cartoon, I think it would be even funnier.
Smart is sexy.. but smart and funny...!!!! WTH!! This man has gone too far..ok??! he's freakin amazing.. better than Sheldon Cooper !!better than Walter Bishop !! better than Dilbert !! This is the man of my dreams !! A COMEDIAN SCIENTIST !! hahahah
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Please don't call Edison an inventor, he was a liar and a thief. He had a staff of 200 who did the inventing for him, then he stole the invention fired the employee and patented it in his own name.
The sound quality hurts my teeth, but thank you anyhow for posting this. The bit starting at TI 4:30 really struck a chord in me; the bit about how being interested in science shouldn't make you a geek any more than being a sports fan does.
Being interested in science means you play the role of the smart guy in the room, with all its prejudices and responsibilities, like always having to work the computer and reassuring people that you don't thing they're stupid.
Smart is sexy. Smart and funny is damn near indecent. I hope I get to see more and I'm stealing your bar jokes if you have no objections. My niece will love them after I explain them.
The funniest scientist I've ever seen! Though to be honest I could count on one finger the number of funny scientists I know ---- Still, funny is funny. Not Bill Hicks, but good stuff. Kind of old school. Like Woody Allen in his Sid Caesar days.
not sure why this sint funny to me. i love science, and comedy, but this doesnt do anything for me. Over rehearsed maybe? maybe just lame jokes... idk.
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Damn I laughed so hard! thank you ^_^ "An electron walked into a bar and asked: how much for a drink? to which the bartender replyed: for you sir, no charge!"
You rock! They need to give you your own TV show (or internet daily podcast)- There's just not enough groaners out there, and definitely not enough scientici humor.
@sciencecomedian -Wait a minute, wouldnt it be black to us if it was ultraviolet? I mean, light culd not just pass through it , it would be absorved, right
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A volcano situated in the US will erupt not far from now, when this happen you will know that this warning is from God.
But...there are always volcanic events happening out in Alaska, and a thousand nutters like you making ten thousand predictions.
I wouldn't care if it were to come true, it still wouldn't make your evil invisible friend real. If he wanted to warn us, he'd find a better way than to speak through idiots like you.
Don't worry, he's only talking to fellow christians. The rest of us are in the clear. Also, I'd like to see a porn with all the things he said we should stop doing in it. Shit would be boss.
How did I stumble upon this? I love the Na element part at 5:20 man that was so funny! Also the part about hearning the sound a week later...hilarious. Great stuff man. It's so cool because your're not just funny bout it also promotes scientific and philosophical thought. That's so appropriate too because viruses, atoms, light etc... it's so elusive sometimes we need to make it somehow human and accessible. LIke ants vs. David & Goliath. UV hair - awesome!!! Just got a new fan...
You are one of the best comedians i ve seen! I am looking forward to new jokes!
itsstillgr8 4 months ago
Wonderful !
Greg763 5 months ago
this guy is one of the funniest comedians I've ever heard
subnoize123 5 months ago 2
Some jokes are well thought indeed, however why use the "annoying orange" voice? You can perfectly well be funny without sounding like a cartoon, I think it would be even funnier.
foroparapente 5 months ago
im not bald, my hair's just out of your visual spectrum XDDD haha hilarious
zampinob 5 months ago
Found my new favourite comedian :). Thank you sciencecomedian :)
TheAllboutwin 5 months ago
I got his jokes but they just weren't that funny :/
bosser7673 6 months ago
Smart is sexy.. but smart and funny...!!!! WTH!! This man has gone too far..ok??! he's freakin amazing.. better than Sheldon Cooper !!better than Walter Bishop !! better than Dilbert !! This is the man of my dreams !! A COMEDIAN SCIENTIST !! hahahah
nouralharirii 6 months ago 3
He killed it with the last joke!
braydenbeautiful 6 months ago
This is funny!! AND I learned something! 5/5
krystalxlyte 7 months ago
Awesome!!! This guy is hilarious
WoWanate 7 months ago
Aside from the poor audio quality, this is an intelligent comedian I can enjoy!
DrLinda29 8 months ago
I did not expect it. This was brilliant, would have been better with better audio but still, brilliant!
afroschlan 8 months ago
Ah...... Sid from Ice Age....
ytfmichaelxu 9 months ago
I've long been impressed by what a virus can do but I've really needed that bar joke! :D
Sinjinator 9 months ago
Thanks for all the great comments, @DarkApteryx and everyone else! You guys rock.
sciencecomedian 9 months ago
wow heard you on npr yesterday, had no idea this niche was out there! thank you for the laughs =D
DarkApteryx 10 months ago
A tad too much Molybdenum.. brilliant
dylanlawless1 10 months ago
You know what? You are actually REALLY funny! Completely caught me off guard.
Very impressive!
Now THIS is a real way to help get the mainstream audience in America on board with science!
Do not stop. Book as many shows as possible and keep writing new material.
I honestly believe you can make a definite impact on the world with this type of artform.
Seriously... make it happen bruddah!
JayJayAbels 11 months ago 4
Gezzz ! That's funny ! Love it !
kz1angela2468 1 year ago
Great to see a science comedian thats actually funny.
This guy could do for science what John Stewart has done for politics. =)
stiimuli 1 year ago 2
Awesome.
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agilefuseconsulting5 1 year ago
Funny but needs a better microphone. The audio could be better.
mthemaniac 1 year ago
lol @ the 186k cinema problem
SoldierCyfix 1 year ago
I found it all funny.
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violafinishda 1 year ago
day shift sucked! lol!!!!
frogman360 1 year ago 3
hahahahah "this is where i came in"....ooooo lordy
iPodscreateZombies 1 year ago
Good stuff!
GoblinXXX 1 year ago
Please don't call Edison an inventor, he was a liar and a thief. He had a staff of 200 who did the inventing for him, then he stole the invention fired the employee and patented it in his own name.
baldurus1 1 year ago
A couple of lame jokes, but on the whole, very witty :) /thumbs up
Hardysamnin 1 year ago
HE LOOKS LIKE SID THE SLOTH
Nithralas 1 year ago
@Nithralas his mother didn't nag him enough lmaol jkjk
SoldierCyfix 1 year ago
Extra mu shu and molybdenum, pleez. Good stuff.
alfia 1 year ago
Hold the molybdenum! Good stuff.
alfia 1 year ago
Great work LOL!
darkstone243 1 year ago
The sound quality hurts my teeth, but thank you anyhow for posting this. The bit starting at TI 4:30 really struck a chord in me; the bit about how being interested in science shouldn't make you a geek any more than being a sports fan does.
Being interested in science means you play the role of the smart guy in the room, with all its prejudices and responsibilities, like always having to work the computer and reassuring people that you don't thing they're stupid.
datachip 1 year ago
Smart is sexy. Smart and funny is damn near indecent. I hope I get to see more and I'm stealing your bar jokes if you have no objections. My niece will love them after I explain them.
Rachaelj1975 1 year ago
The funniest scientist I've ever seen! Though to be honest I could count on one finger the number of funny scientists I know ---- Still, funny is funny. Not Bill Hicks, but good stuff. Kind of old school. Like Woody Allen in his Sid Caesar days.
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Josh18R 1 year ago
not sure why this sint funny to me. i love science, and comedy, but this doesnt do anything for me. Over rehearsed maybe? maybe just lame jokes... idk.
Aprilshowersss 2 years ago
just personal taste I guess
TheHomelessCripple 1 year ago
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TrutherD1 2 years ago
Day shift as an astronomer... ouch! X)
stunhabter 2 years ago
I'm a C section and i also have no sence of direction.
HaShomeret 2 years ago
Same goes for my brother.
chrirus2006 2 years ago
Damn I laughed so hard! thank you ^_^ "An electron walked into a bar and asked: how much for a drink? to which the bartender replyed: for you sir, no charge!"
Akaitsuki85 2 years ago
electrons are charged... it was neutron lol
izziew09 2 years ago 4
I heard that joke from my robot butler in Fallout 3.
TRexTurtle 2 years ago
Haha... same here. Along with stuff like: "Did you know that irradiated cats have 18 half lifes?"
stunhabter 2 years ago 3
@stunhabter lol
mindylinky 1 year ago
you mean a neutron?
limescout 2 years ago
haha yes thats right :)
Akaitsuki85 2 years ago
@Akaitsuki85 shouldn't that have said Neutron not electron?
mindylinky 1 year ago
You are so funny, that I was motivated to do my very 1st video response!
CouchSurfingOri 2 years ago 2
You rock! They need to give you your own TV show (or internet daily podcast)- There's just not enough groaners out there, and definitely not enough scientici humor.
CouchSurfingOri 2 years ago
very funny
Sydpart2 2 years ago
Brian, you are a whoot! A science wiz! Love your stuff!
ohwhererehwho 2 years ago 3
lol, this is where I came in.
Robikus 2 years ago
I have to say the last one was the best. Or at least my favorite.
Very hilarious.
Derekoe 2 years ago
Poor sound!
humanist7117 2 years ago 4
Ultraviolet hair ROFL!!!!!!
politicalmetrics 2 years ago 41
Thanks! That's one of my favorites!
sciencecomedian 2 years ago
same lol
freakingnoobs 2 years ago
@sciencecomedian -Wait a minute, wouldnt it be black to us if it was ultraviolet? I mean, light culd not just pass through it , it would be absorved, right
itsstillgr8 4 months ago
if you think about it, he'd have a major sunburn
SmartBoy16 2 years ago 2
"...used to be an astronomer but I got stuck on the day shift, which sucks." OMG! ROFL! Brilliant.
TheMindfiend 2 years ago 12
Hilarious!
TrueSoreThumb 2 years ago
i lol'd
HitodamaKyrie 2 years ago
Ha ha, that was great! :)
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mindylinky 2 years ago
funny but u need toweak te audio abit it s kinda hard to hear.
demonchad 2 years ago 2
This is amazingly funny! love this guy :D
marjan15 2 years ago
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A volcano situated in the US will erupt not far from now, when this happen you will know that this warning is from God.
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conceil8 2 years ago
But...there are always volcanic events happening out in Alaska, and a thousand nutters like you making ten thousand predictions.
I wouldn't care if it were to come true, it still wouldn't make your evil invisible friend real. If he wanted to warn us, he'd find a better way than to speak through idiots like you.
Peace.
MishaVargas 2 years ago 27
Quite, well said. Peace bro.
Epistemofo 2 years ago
Don't worry, he's only talking to fellow christians. The rest of us are in the clear. Also, I'd like to see a porn with all the things he said we should stop doing in it. Shit would be boss.
Clothar115 2 years ago 7
Oh, well I hope you're right. We don't need any more Americans. I'm from Sweden so I'll be fine here. No volcanos or earthquakes.
Just take the whole USA for all I care.
Post Script: Are you mad? Because I think that you are and I'm not insulting you. Visit a doctor.
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marjan15 2 years ago
uhh.. you know that you can do whatever you want even kill as long as you believe jesus is lord with all your heart.
well acording to the bible. fr all of us normal people we think morals are important.
bigblakblob2 2 years ago 3
Ooooooo, neat. I always hear of people like this, but I've never actually spotted one with my own eyes, a very intriguing observation.
70k0 2 years ago 2
Man, where's the spambots to leave links to porn when you need them?
Divvums 2 years ago
sooo funny..."no this is where i came in"...
MacedonWarrior 2 years ago 3
plutonium in Chinese food... More like Japanese food :o(
( we Americans were really mean to them)
RabbitDance 2 years ago
yeah the rest of the world has notaced
brianmags 2 years ago
"stand up straight" is one i use on my kids alot. that and 'use your head'
burnhippiesforfuel 2 years ago
You are criminally underknown. You need an HBO comedy special. Or maybe a Discovery channel comedy special. :D
IdleGod 2 years ago 3
Cracking jokes. Well done mate.
hyphon000 3 years ago
kinda funny and kinda dorky....lol oh wows
thedualwielder 3 years ago
I love it. I'm sharing this with all my friends..
ehrichweiss 3 years ago
"I have hair, it's just outside the visible spectrum."
Wow that is awesome.
Alarindris 3 years ago 2
DUDE, you're my new hero.. i'm showing all my science teachers
overcaffein8d 3 years ago
Hey, how about *normalizing* the volume, before uploading the video?
Evi1M4chine 3 years ago 3
Pretty funny. the venue reminds me these desert hospitality dinners here in the CA. low desert.
do you ever get down to Palm desert?
scobum 3 years ago
Thanks. The venue is the Marian Koshland Science Museum of the National Academy of Sciences (Washington, D.C.).
I haven't been to the Palm desert area in many years. If you know someone who wants to hire me, let me know!
sciencecomedian 3 years ago
pretty funny, i've never heard of science comedy
you could enter this into one of those online comedy contests, like yobi laugh
RockinVideosRSweet 3 years ago
How did I stumble upon this? I love the Na element part at 5:20 man that was so funny! Also the part about hearning the sound a week later...hilarious. Great stuff man. It's so cool because your're not just funny bout it also promotes scientific and philosophical thought. That's so appropriate too because viruses, atoms, light etc... it's so elusive sometimes we need to make it somehow human and accessible. LIke ants vs. David & Goliath. UV hair - awesome!!! Just got a new fan...
goldensleeves 3 years ago 5
Great humor! But dude... get a real sound recording system!
Seravat7 3 years ago 2
Thanks... I was performing at a museum - all I did was stick my video camera in the back of the room to document. No elaborate set up.
sciencecomedian 3 years ago
Great stuff! How do we find out your touring schedule?
tigerinhouston 3 years ago
youre hilarious,
but a bit too fast in the delivery O.o
RP1117 4 years ago
"The light bulb was such a good idea, that it actually became the symbol for having an idea" LOL
Chuck1701 4 years ago 2