Stephen Colbert Response Teaser

[Zaywex]

I thought the response was joking and not bitter?

[MadNinjaGirl]

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Miracle Whip... I am disappoint.

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Imma go and make me some delicious mayo egg sandwich.

[zoor90]

I don't even like mayonnaise and this makes me want to buy mayo by the gallon

[nativewizard]

Do realize that's Stephen Colbert they're trying to bring down. They're a fucking I can't believe it's not mayo commercial and Stephen Colbert has his own show. What the fuck were they thinking when they tried to bring him down.

[SmugHipster]

Your Ad Campaign is bad and you should feel bad!

[juelzfan76]

lol, is a whole company battling one man? wow, miracle whip just lost a customer.

[ExcessiveSpareTime]

You hypocrites deserved it.

[THEPANTSWEREDEAD]

lol, wtf is this

[EmperorChupacabra]

Your product sucks and you should be ashamed of it!

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

what is this i don't even

[esoxlee12]

Dear Mr. Colbert, please do a parody with some overweight retard wearing a greasy stained tank top that exposes way too much of a disgusting hairy back. When he turns around, he exposes a jar of Miracle Whip on a thick gold chain around his neck. He walks into a singles bar and gets swarmed with babes. When he stares directly into the camera, he whispers "MW GOT ME LAID". And be sure that the guy is rancid looking. I can't stress that enough.

[ririckyrickyracoon03]

where could I find this response video, I wanna see how miracle whip would have made themselfs look like total assholes. I mean really? Its fucking mayonaise.

[MellofeverKrazy]

I don't like Mayonase, But I like Stephen :D

[CapitalismsTruIntent]

Such immaturity and weakness being expressed here... Poor, poor, pussies. This new generation of youth--my generation--really needs to get over all the childhood divorces, and general disfunctional family issues. Damn... the age of the blind, ignorant, whiners.

[rhythm013]

wow miracle whip is so COOL!!! -_-

[commyedien]

lols, yeah pretty much

[blakeandcrap]

Wow, these retards cant take a joke..... oh well, all that ad space is more money in Stephens pocket. what a bunch of idiots

[Kast]

These retards can't take a joke but you can? Are you sure?

[blakeandcrap]

Ya..... they wasted a lot of money on unessesary ad space because of a stupit skit. I think im sure~

[typhonsentra]

Miracle Whip just has to accept this is a failed ad campaign, there's no way to save it, not even bring sarcastically self-referential. It's a dud.

[barbwirepain]

stephen colbert will pwn you miracle wimp is the nastiest shit ever created

[crispymoore]

Does anyone actually think these Miracle Whip ads are good? They aren't smart, they aren't funny, and they aren't entertaining. Who signed off on this crap? I will not support a whipped egg revolution. Maybe if it was free range whipped egg? F this S.

[bubbajimmy8]

Miracle whip sucks , now i like me some hellmans

[Mechmastersonic]

That's right. Miracle Whip will show Colbert who is on top by buying ad time during his show...So he can buy more Mayo.

"Here's some cool people dancing."

Seriously? SERIOUSLY?

[funkyphreakout]

Pawns

[Percivalian]

Miracle Whip, we of the Colbert Nation are more powerful than you can comprehend. In fact, as I'm writing this, our special operations strike force is spreading mayonaise on your Great Aunt Gertie.

[emanoelfrias]

Still don't belive they tried to go against The Nation.

[azrag]

quick question if you are lonely and need to masturbate would you recommend microwaving it and sticking your dick in for a good feeling. If so i would like to tell my lonely friends. HEY! thats the sort of crowd to attract the lonely no girlfriend guys. I mean think about all the mayo you could sell! these guys would be buying stock loads then they can put it on their buddies tuna sandwich later. I want 10% profit off this idea btw. THANKS N*GG3R TITS!~

[azrag]

i like to rage on you and your waterballons

[azrag]

wow you guys are frat boy faggots. please stop with the miracle whip alright. Quit attracting college kids with promises of sex and using miracle whip as a spermicidal lube. Colbert is hilarious and hes right your commercials are lame. Its like MTV trying to attract to spoiled little girls and turning teens into cum dumpsters. I guess i have nothing else to say.

[kimjenkins123]

fuck miracle whip and its pussy ass company Stephen Colbert would beat the shit out of those fags

[azrag]

he is the truth baby!

[PVTSolis]

Utter failure.

Go back to your San Francisco bath house with that Miracle Whip shit.

Here in the REAL America we use mayo.

[azrag]

AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!!!

[Brolock1]

MAYO RULES, YOU SUCK

[azrag]

Colbert Nation is very legion and full of so much truth we may explode. I wack my pack to colbert everynight by the way!

[Convoicev2]

FUCK YOU MIRACLE WHIP

[azrag]

jews did these commercials i am saddened by the jew influence in our culture. And the black culture as well. Make it a rap video commercial and have gay black men lick the miracle whip of their nipples. Sounds like good product endorsement i thinks

[underlinedbluetext]

there you go. that was really funny. now run with it.

go big with the 'cool people dancing'

make it so over the top that its funny.

then miracle whip will seem cool.

brand loyalty.

hire me.

[azrag]

1. college kids dancing

2. pretending miracle whip is good

3. ????

4. profit

[PoDaBo]

Hey guess what it's coming on in a few minutes