Modern Warfare 2 Gameplay and Commentary

[MEXICANburrito52]

So you like this game?

[JustWin98]

All these commentaries with horrible KDs and you still maintain a 1.05 ratio. Amazing.

[NickTheGamerTV]

Mw2 was the best CoD ever made. I suggest you trim my pubic hair with your teeth penguinz0

[urabadkid]

@NickTheGamerTV You clearly never played CoD4 then

[Flapswitch13]

You spoke my mind, but way funnier. Battlefield is where it's at.

[haironhat333]

Will somebody buy my yota shit for $10?

[godofawsome1]

Did any one else notice all of his good accolades

[liventgod]

Modern Yoda Shit 2. That was geroic

[snorkey01]

4:00 mod turn out like that cr1tikal is right

[ExtremeZombieStache]

wow man you suck

:L

[JetCarbon]

@ExtremeZombieStache ╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮

[Funnerism]

@ExtremeZombieStache I don't think you watch the videos where he actually play seriously. In one of them, he killed 5 people with a friggin knife and got first. Go watch them.

[syracusesuck1234]

38 kill streak!

[DMANOSU22]

i love it so much: "And even in this game i manage to do pretty damn well... WHAT THE SHIT STAIN???"

i almost died laughing after hearing that!!!

[awesomemusicman100]

so.... your not a fan then? =P

[marthrocksaa]

the sarcasm in this video.....wow

[Beow0lfe]

Ahhahaha I can't stop laughing!!!! WOOO BF=10× better than MW

[maddog13212]

soooo you had hardline..... were you horny?

[bednarskimatthew]

@maddog13212 When isn't he horny?

[maddog13212]

@bednarskimatthew Very good point....

[blessed871129]

I literally laughed to deadth from watching this. Cr1tical ... wil you commentate my funeral.

[RyanRules677]

streak: 20000000000000 lol 3:40

[NewEnglandboy453]

ur friend has 142 killstreak holy fuck

[mrzombiekillers2]

Hey I'm trying to add you on xbox but if you can please dealt one or more of your friends

[RyanRules677]

1:18 - 1:25 i could not stop laughing

[figzig1213]

sad thing is..ima girl n way better than u

[menafateX13]

@figzig1213 hes tryin 2 be funny u fuckin dumass

[yomomma69ize]

@menafateX13 you are retarted he is awesome

[figzig1213]

@menafateX13  geez a-hole chill -_-

[MagicalNedenLette]

dayum nice k/d

[sam124816]

Sad thing is, his k/d is better than mine

[sam124816]

@Zellnox

Umm... World at War? Call of Duty 2: Big Red One?

[HaloWarfare12]

omg you made this on my bday last year! :)

[comeonfhqwhgads1]

@HaloWarfare12 happy belated birthday\

[Ko0ki3M0nst3rGaming]

you said my name at 1:33 , this means we were meant for eachother.

[Bensonizepicz]

@Ko0ki3M0nst3rGaming Your name is athentic cookie monster shit multiplayer? O_O

[nateiscool1000]

with caution lol

[Sw1fterly]

They used an EMP! 0:55

[DaDaCaTac]

I masterbate with my nipples all the time

[TheWalcProject]

I guess nobody gets that he's joking

[ChanTheN00b]

ur kd is still better than my 0.41

[GEOwar05]

@zellnox I agree with zellnox I mean bf3 has not come out and dumbass commentators like ur friendly neighborhood xcal and blametruth are like it's better than cod and I like xcal and blametruth but they complain way 2 much

[purple28vb01]

Fuckers fuckers ur all dipfucks

[GankBaronGuys]

people play this too seriously, kinda doubt someone that has played enough games to get 40k deaths and kills really hates it this game........

[jo34j]

why cant it just be like some people like call of duty and some like battlefield...why do people have to hate? i know you may have an opinion but just type it on some sort of gaming community not on youtube....

[troy125478]

my friend richard sent me here

[209awesomeman]

I thought this was better then black ops. That's just my opinion though.

[ArturoVideoful]

PATRICK STAR!!!!!!

[AZombiesApocalypse]

I downloaded it from the game market, no hole for me :(

[TheOnlyLeftBehind]

I prefer MW2 over Blops, simply because I find it less culttered. And the Camos give you a challenge. Sure, the QS's and Noobtubers are there, but you can do that too. Its not that hard people

[DamcingLemur]

He could not have worded how much this game is a piece of shit any better.

[thesuperBIGCHEEZ]

this was uploaded on my birthday...masurbating nipples

[Gregwuzhere]

ohh I thought you were actually bad... that's depressing my k/d is .43

[978Account]

CoD haters :/ Why buy the games then

[KONTOES]

@CloudFFVIIAC123 why are you watching it if you dont fucking like it and actually they have gotten a hell of a lot better since world at war

[ThePhoenixAffinity]

mw2 had the best campeign :(

[radioguysbrother]

@ThePhoenixAffinity Its gay i hate the whole game

[978Account]

@radioguysbrother sucks for you then

[TheMhn5]

@ThePhoenixAffinity

it did, it sorta went down in black ops

[wiccanXexodus]

never been much for black ops. just something about the gameplay and maps i dont like.

[AlexGlitters]

Seems like a great game, then.

[stopRead1ngMyComment]

and i have a hard-on-pro does that count?

[legendofzeldas]

@MrRodrigez96 well if "Call" of Duty is so great, why can't you spell?

[naquan3092]

Ok 2 things.

1: Call of duty online= RAGE

2: WTF dont use the F2000 on that map or with out a red dot or something like that

[megaedwin47]

Its ok to drink alien piss as long as you drink with caution lol

[1337Canary]

The guy above Cr1TiKaL at 3:35 has a 2,000,000,000 kill streak. Definitely legit.

[xXswaahhweatXx]

hahahhaahaha belowwww

[TheSquareSea]

Are you gonna do Modern Sasquatch Shit 3?

[MWRtheoneandonly]

Your K/D's higher than mine...

[The1ManJusticeLeague]

@Theqazplm83 DrEaMz No Evil. Should we know him?

[re5owns678]

your kd is higher than mine...

[narutosbrotherlol]

during the space scene i got a water bottle 5 seconds later i learned not to ever drink water ever while watching this and did an actual spit take on my laptop

[Theqazplm83]

every one that reads these look at about 3:39 and look 1 above critical

[chemicalreaction3]

"Ohh and speaking of ROBOTIC TITTIES" :D

[TaylorLeigh06]

"not gunna let him put the damper in my pamper" hahha

[Supremedam723]

pause at 3:40 and look at the guy at the tops highest kill streak...damn

[MrChillerShot]

@Supremedam723 thats called hacking or boosting

[psycosanches589]

Dude all I hav to say is where the donkey shit fuck out of a tiny nipple do u come up with ur dialogue and that's not an insult it's actually complimenting and nipple fucking finest

[ComedyMontages]

HAHAH CRITIAKAL IS AMAZING BEST COMMENTATOR EVER

[iheartscreamcore]

Funniest thing, we made fun of my friend "exposedx" because thats all hed do was play this game. we said he often opted out of time with friends to have his way with the tornado of shit that is the mw2 disc. this was all before this vid was even out! xD

[diegoM027]

IMHO CoD 3 has the best multiplayer, because it's similar to Battlefield's MP, and Black Ops had the best Singleplayer.

Not talking about overall. Just within the CoD franchise.

[Leonfromre4and2]

@diegoM027 i believe cod4 had the best multiplayer

[Jay2097]

@diegoM027 imo mw2's sp was amazing, black ops was too dull...

[diegoM027]

@Jay2097 I loved the Vietnam missions, and the Kowloon mission is my favourite from any CoD game. I found BO's sp to be the most intense, but yeah, we all have different ways of looking at things.

[Jay2097]

@diegoM027 yeah kowloon was fun, you can get the thundergun in it (awesome!) but mw2 did it for me, its sad, intense, and everything you want in a game, the music was the best....

[goldenwaffle1]

What would the world do without CR1tikal??

[TheNoNameUsername]

wat the fuck?black ops is shit.

[XxDistroyuhxX]

IMO, all CoD's are shit, the only good thing about them is the campaign. And the only CoD that is good was CoD 4. MW3 is going to be the same as Modern Warfail 2. Good campaign but shitty multiplayer followed by insanely unbalanced teams and perks that make you god. CoD is dead.

[nnnnnwwwdddd]

MW2 was good, but black ops is way more badass

[ccninja1]

i like all cods there just fun if u dont like them dont play them

[Theschoolstocker]

I like MW2

[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

@pinkiepieazz it's one of the worst games ever made to be whored out for money.

Actually, no fuck that. The entire CoK series is.

[killtation]

@xXelmarcoCFCXx Never heard of the CoK series. MW2 was very good but Black Ops has to be the absolute worst in the COD series.

[SwgrClan]

@killtation MW2 was terrible. Black ops was way better.

[TheGhostfreak212]

@SwgrClan Fuck Ops sucks MW2 is way way better

[SwgrClan]

@TheGhostfreak212 Modern "Yoda shit" 2 is mediocre now. No one plays it and its full of modders.

[TheGhostfreak212]

@SwgrClan No, MW2 has more players than fuck ops

[SwgrClan]

@TheGhostfreak212 I went on it last week and there were 4000ish people on TDM. There were 1000ish people in the other Game types. When BO wasnt out, TDM Had around 25,000 people on MW2. Just stfu.

[TheGhostfreak212]

@SwgrClan OK You Treyarch fan xD

[TheGhostfreak212]

@SwgrClan And btw reason why black ops suck its because the stupid BANNING SYSTEM SO STFU TO U TOO

[SwgrClan]

@TheGhostfreak212 Why are you bitching about the banning system? You have nothing else to say? D:

[TheGhostfreak212]

@SwgrClan When i was gonna play Black ops i get server not available shit and others are playercard ban so treyarch fails at MP

[MrRodrigez96]

@xXelmarcoCFCXx if coll of duty sucks alot then why is it the best selling franchise

[Awgez24]

@MrRodrigez96 Theres alot of dumbasses in the world.

[MrRodrigez96]

@Awgez24 of coures there is thats why theres halo

[Travelingmm]

@MrRodrigez96 i thought halo was but w/e

[InjectionProductions]

@MrRodrigez96 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA learn somethin kid halo 3 beat Cock of doody money wasted 2 in sales and halo 3 was only on XBOX while COD was across all platforms XD

[THEREALDEAL7875]

@xXelmarcoCFCXx

grow the fuck up

[GODof123WAR]

@xXelmarcoCFCXx Well don't go that far. Call of Duty isn't the best but it's actually not bad. I was considering selling Black Ops but I kept it because the zombies mode is fun. On Modern Warfare 2 you can always play Spec Ops. There's also Combat Training on Black Ops. It is quite shitty but ALL of my friends play it so why should I sell it? But seriously CoD sucks balls and I sold it.

[ozzo125]

@xXelmarcoCFCXx The entire series isn't that bad.. Cod 2 and 4 are good games.

[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

@ozzo125 Tbh, when i posted that comment i was just real pissed at cod lol, Cod4 is actually boring now, but 3, WaW and Black Ops are good, Modern Warfare 2 is a fucking abomination though, just such a terrible game. Modern Warfare 3 is going to atrocious, and i think Infinety Ward is the cancer that's killing CoD, protip? but BF3 instead.

[ozzo125]

@xXelmarcoCFCXx

[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

@ozzo125 If you replied to me send me it again because all i got was blank text lol

[Zellnox]

@xXelmarcoCFCXx You're a fucking idiot. Until now Infinity Ward made COD Treyarch just copied and added bullshit like the fucking RC car. Modern Warfare 2 is the most fun game to play. And I'm fucking tired of everyone thinking Battlefield 3 is flawless THE GAME HASN'T APPEARED YET YOU FAG.

[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

@Zellnox Hit a nerve COD fanboy?

[Zellnox]

@xXelmarcoCFCXx I'm not a COD fanboy you piece of shit. You just come to a video that's supposed to be funny and just be like "It's one of the worst games"Fuck you. Piece of shit.

[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

@Zellnox Unwarranted hostility because i was expressing how bad this piece of shit game really is? Yep, you're a cod fanboy. And also, im not even really a BF fan, i hated the first one, and didnt but the second one. Im just going to try BF3 because i know it's going to be better than that pile of shit known as MW3.

[Zellnox]

@xXelmarcoCFCXx Shut the fuck up you cocksucking cunt. I hope you and your fucking family burn in hell Battlefield Fanboy.

[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

@Zellnox Wow, i've met some angry people, but you genuinely have problems. Sort out you're hate-filled life out.

[rippedlampshade]

@Zellnox If you're not a fanboy, why are you so defensive?

[Stonedassassin92]

@Zellnox Woah. It's a game, who the fuck cares. All games are pointless in the first place because it is just a game. It's not reality, it's not whats actually happening. So dont say something like that over something as pointless as a video game. It's disgraceful really, someone has a different opinion then you, so what? And if you really wana get down to it, infinity ward ruined modern warfare with the second game. The first was perfect. The second was merely an attempt to make more money.

[Iberny3]

@xXelmarcoCFCXx Wait what are you doing here?

[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

@Iberny3 Watching Cr1TiKaL videos, what's it look like?

[Iberny3]

@xXelmarcoCFCXx Cool.

[pinkiepieazz]

mw2 is not shit

[Tomcatonebl]

@pinkiepieazz It is!



[aljonflores]

"So After i Shaved off my beard and.. left the Pubic Hairs alone"

HAahhahahaha!!

[diegoM027]

So how did DrEaMz No EvIL get a killstreak of 2 trillion?

[heavenishell112]

@diegoM027 hax

[FlamingIce433]

"what the shit stain!? How did he even see me I was incognito."

[kakokapolei123]

LOL The guy above Cr1TiKal has a kill/death ratio of 3.792000000000000000000000

[channalDEyoungKEET]

mw2 is my fav game

[SuperBioFall777]

Did Anyone else notice that DrEaMz No EvIL The Guy on top of Cr1TiKaL Had a Streak of 2000000000. WTF is that?

[ExtremeTypical]

#LOL

[LaughHouse33343335]

I can do this shit, and ill take a shit on this dominated shit!

[xScHoUwENbUrGx]

if you get deranked u need a tenth lobby

[OneManLovingMachinez]

@xScHoUwENbUrGx Being tenth is the same as being de-ranked, can't level up anymore.

[jinglejamgle]

you sir are legendary

[calitokes]

at 1:52 i think i can hear cr1tikal laughing :D i always wonderd how he can say this shit whitout laughing

[TheMachinimaTheater]

@calitokes i cant hear anything

[calitokes]

@TheMachinimaTheater if you listen you can kinda hear his voice cahnge its more at 1:54

[TheMachinimaTheater]

@calitokes eh, it doesent seem like laugh, it can be anything lol

[Angeal1111]

You might have gotten the participant accolade... but you also recieved the immortal and none spared accolade several hundred times... this indicates a certain level of badassedness.

[azala1231]

isnt funny how u could be in a high rank in the leaderboards then one piece of shit hacker decides to reset ur stats

[OneManLovingMachinez]

@azala1231 Only thing that's ever happened to my on ANY CoD stat-wise is on CoD4 I got deranked, so now I can't level up. Kinda sucks but meh, all I really need is my sniper.

[goldenwaffle1]

This was truly the greatest MW2 summary of all time!

[IwubMaiColettie]

@MRKillerChris41 Cr1iKaL is better

[PRESTO556]

@MRKillerChris41 whos movingtarget its iMovingTarget -.-

[Tataru5117]

F2000...cause Belgians are aliens

[jamesiscookie]

@Tataru5117 Duh.

[iRay7]

shit falling from the sky

[TheBboyKaotic]

Add me in Xbox360 name is Kyleb930

[SHOTOKAN1ASSASSIN]

dude i have learned so much vocabulary by watching your videos man 

[SPICYMONKEYXD]

It's even funnier because half of it was true

[TheclassicGK]

Too bad mw2 is 10x better than black ops-- threw that shit away

[TickinTimeBomb1]

It's really funny when you're on the leaderboards and you see that one hacker with a 20 billion killstreak.

[DABIGBOOMER]

@Deathtollpictures Thank you! Someone that understands holy shit I thought I was the only person on the internet that thought like that lol. Also wow fail blocked by FPS Russia for such a stupid reason.

[DABIGBOOMER]

@megabrout Your so stupid you dont even understand my comment. Just stfu.

[Deathtollpictures]

@DABIGBOOMER I know the feeling, due to retarded ass fucks who dont know how to read previous comments( one which I replied to) or understand >.> or even! '/sarcasm', I was blocked by FPS Russia. All because some ass wipe didn't understand what /sarcasm was.

[FlamingIce433]

Hmm... Good review! Maybe u should start reviewing more games.

[jmill292]

They need to put a warning on his videos:

DO NOT DRINK WHILE WATCHING.

YOU WILL SPIT IT BACK UP FROM

LAUGHTER.

[spdyeric]

@jmill292 that joke is old man...come on, be original

[rpost3405]

Modern warfare 2 > Black opps

[shotgun142]

@rpost3405 i can proudly agree with that

[pechannnnnn]

@rpost3405 modern warfare2+black ops<bfbc2

[ZornockMaregon]

@pechannnnnn m2+bo+bfbc2+battlefield 3<homefront

[pechannnnnn]

@ZornockMaregon homefront is alright its not great

[Keeponrockin404]

Modern Warfare 2 is great, but I don't care because it's funny how you describe the game.

[DABIGBOOMER]

@megabrout stfu.

[megabrout]

@DABIGBOOMER

really? not even a reason?

you have to stfu, your comment is pointless.

[megabrout]

'guns crafted by aliens' being a belgian, i take that as offensive.

Fn has made wonderful guns: fn fal, p90, scarh...

the vid was funny though XD

[lowcrow3]

@megabrout The P90 and the F2000 do look a lot like future weapon. And the FN FAL is really not a great achievement as a gun, but it gets the job done.

[megabrout]

@lowcrow3

Fn fal is an older gun compared to the rest