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  • Truth hurts, thanks for this.

  • Humans are animals too!

  • @Soloxable

    I mine as well then figure out how to prove to you that there are no Unicorns. Its the same thing really.

  • We have animal protesters at a port near us protesting about live exports of cows and sheep.

    To stop this live export of animals immediately , we should shot the animals before they're loaded .

    ;-D

    Humans are meat eaters. Get the fuck over it

  • well that is just a horrible analogy. A better one would be for the guy to firebomb jails, beat up malevolent dictators and maybe to keep it mildly humorous, swat malaria carrying mosquitos. animal rights activists attack people who hurt and take advantage of animals so properly a human rights activist would attack people or animals that hurt and take advantage of humans

  • @adamswise Totally agree. I'm a big fan of M&W normally but the logic behind this sketch is so flawed I feel a little embarrassed on their behalf.

  • @ambivalentturbot Not really, the people who they firebomb and kill normally have nothing to do with animal cruelty.

  • lol

  • Bravo!

  • Shouldn't the animal be harassing a human for it to be hypocrisy of the animal rights people?

    

  • @Trouter92 ...yes.

  • @Trouter92 well then animal rights activists wouldnt come off as hypocrites

  • Perhaps you'll argue that it was implied, but this would have been more aptly titled had you included the word "some" before "animal rights activists".

  • Lol!!! Oh so true!

  • its the same in any kind of protest; there is always going to be some nob who wants to be a hero and pisses everyone off.

    for instance the london riots on the rising of tuition fees. at the beginning it was a peaceful protest until some thugs decided to ransack a government building; attack the car of a member of the royal family; and one tit who decided it was a good idea to throw a fire extinguisher (into a crowd of people) from the top of the government building they just ransacked.

  • @u9p87 Except the people ransacking etc aren't doing it to protest. Simply exploiting the opportunity.

  • @iceicebabys exactly yes. or they mayb have just lost focus and decided to follow the crowd.

    either way, i have no respect for those guy who took part in the violence and destruction. they destroyed what ever chances that british students had left on winning the protest.

  • 1st: confusing the validity of the tactics of a few people with the validity of a movement's core message is stupid.

    2nd: Even extreme animal rights activists don't typically target random people. They attack specific animal testing labs and people responsible for animal suffering. The dogs to be burned in this vid aren't responsible for any human suffering.

    3rd: torture? wtf?

    This is totally fucking stupid, and so is the guy who said that Hitler was an animal rights activist. He wasn't, stupid.

  • @syntheticsteve i thought that animal rights activists, in general, take huge precautions to leave unharmed any humans who work in animal torture..? i don't know much about this, but did the animal liberation front ever harm people when blowing up animal testing centers and such? if they did harm humans, fair enough they're terrorists. if they didn't harm people, i definitely wouldn't call them terrorists, even if they did put an animal-torturer out of a job & damaged property.

  • @oc00011 It is a mixed bag really. You have those who just firebomb cars or buildings or simply free the animals. On other side, you have those who issue death threats to the workers which usually include killing their familes as well. There are websites like Negioation is Over which advocates such aggression.

  • @MrGcm1984 shit, that's twisted. i never knew animal rights groups like this existed. thanks for the eye-opener.

  • @oc00011 Don't think they are all like that. Those are fundamentalist ones. Normally, they just protest and that is about it.

  • Animal rights activists torture humans?

  • Apparently Humor isn't taught in evolutionary scientist...

  • @ohiosgreyghost what does your profession have to do with a witty comedy sketch??

  • im bang with the animal activists on this one, they aren't kooks, when cosmetic stuff is tested on animals thats just out of order. dont deny me my meat though..

  • Hitler and the Nazi party were animal rights activists...

  • @sp125racing tank you for proving Godwins Law, now this thread is dead. may it rest in peace

  • As a total idiot off the street id say everyones gay but me!

  • The hypocrisy of SOME animal rights activists. Getting sick of weedy little fuck shits quaffing at the idea of vegetarianism as if they know what they're talking about.

  • As God, I'm really starting to regret the whole thing.

  • How do you make a dog go "woof"?

  • @spoddie

    You smack it really hard in the face

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  • As a satellite engineer I would just want to say, there is no God in heaven. We've checked.

    And

    @LittleMuckyMe

    Evolution is a fact, just to clarify here is the definition of scientific theory: A set of statements or principles devised to explain a group of facts or phenomena, especially one that has been repeatedly tested or is widely accepted and can be used to make predictions about natural phenomena.

    Yes, the theory of evolution has been tested repeatedly and has been confirmed long ago.

  • @ohiosgreyghost

    I wasn't attacking you, don't be so sensitive but when you say Evolutionary science is a general term how does that devalue the validity of my comment?

    No matter though, it was just a little satire on my part, sorry that was missed.

  • @ohiosgreyghost

    Evolution is a science now? My, it has grown up, last time I saw it it was just a theory.

  • @LittleMuckyMe lol. You don't know what a theory is :P

  • @LittleMuckyMe "Just a theory"

    Education is your friend.

  • Why are people arguing about evolution on a youtube video? By the way, group selection is fallacious, just so you all know.

  • @ohiosgreyghost as a biology teacher in training, you're my hero. Fight the good fight.

  • @ohiosgreyghost Can I just ask a question here, I would like to study evolution, mainly how animals came to be the way they are but very few people know how i would go about doing that and even what subject to take for the best qualification of it e.g Should i go in for Evolutionary biology, zoology, natural history, as you have stated your an evolutionary scientists. Is that the best subject to spend my time and money on for it. Please help

    Thanks

  • @ohiosgreyghost What does that even mean you arrogant fuckwit? Had a couple of lessons on evolution in biology this week did we?

  • this was soo incredibly funny, i broke out into... complete boredom.

    fortunately this turd of a video was only a minute long. now i will go on with my day and completely forget this waste of time :)

  • @angusmcbagpipes thanks for the edge-of-the-seat gripping commentary.

  • @fenderkid6 you are most welcome ;)

    glad i could help you stay awake for the duration of this excrementitious video. 

  • @angusmcbagpipes I just blew my nose. It isn't important or interesting but I thought I'd share it with people who couldn't possibly care.

  • Just enjoy the genius that is Mitchel and Webb.

  • Humans are a plague on this planet. I hold in great reverence and respect, the tiny microbes and viruses that stop us from spreading to far.

  • @BigDuke6ixx I've always sort of looked at humans and how we treat the planet, the environment and other creatures and seen a virus. We do all the same functions save the reproductive ones.

  • @KannaTaisho Yes, we've all seen The Matrix..

  • @BigDuke6ixx You know you're a human, right? Who made the computer you're using? The language you're typing in? The website you're looking at? Please be a troll and not an actual fuckwit.

  • @skegpit so because you have computers to play with and nice websites to look at that makes what humans have done and are doing to the planet and the other creatures who live on it ok? I rather think that you're the fuckwit and a cunt.

  • @BigDuke6ixx Which ironically have manifest themselves in the bellies of factory farmed swine and are 100% certain do so again...

  • What? Animal rights activists kill people? Since when?

    Could anyone explain this to me because I am an idiot.

  • @roryphelan Animal rights activists have attacked scientists working at animal testing labs and although I can't recall with 100% accuracy, I'm sure there have been deaths in the UK in the last 15 years due to these attacks. Just as doctors who work at abortion clinics have been attacked in the US. It's a loaded issue, so this is as much as I'll say on the subject.

  • Evolutionary advantage or no, all you're really doing is trying to obfuscate the fact that in the atheist worldview humans are merely random collocations of atoms clinging to the face of a dying planet in a universe randomly thrown out into time and space going nowhere, meaning nothing, and slowly succumbing to entropic heat death. Oh and you're trying to derive an ought from an is; Hume's guillotine has you there.

  • @QuisSeperabit60

    Why obfuscate? It is what it is, making up fairy stories to make the universe seem less bleak or our place in it more important doesn't change reality. It is mere self aggrandising wishful thinking. Them's the breaks.

  • @QuisSeperabit60 Consciousness allows us to create meaning just as we do art, and as our species have religion. But the dogmas and lies of religion and the ruling elite hold as down and hold us back. High time for a revolution of consciousness and society that sweeps the rubbish of superstition and disempowerment into the dustbin of history.

  • @QuisSeperabit60

    And the religious world-view is to give yourself over to servitude for all eternity to an egotistical maniac that gets jealous over other gods, even tho there supposedly aren't any. So jealous that he is willing to kill innocent children, women and men to satisfy his lust for murder. And of you don't do as he says he will send you to the pits of hell to burn for ever. But...he loves you (to paraphrase Carlin)

    See, if you use the right words anything can sound bad.

  • @QuisSeperabit60 There's more reassurance to be found in the places where we have faced down the principles empirically clear in our genesis and continuation on this planet, in this universe, and then, in the spirit of creating a better world for us all, have created morality that does not work against these principles. Belief built upon outmoded historical concepts offers nothing but escapism and cannot positively bear upon real-world problems. The pessimism is yours - stop it.

  • @QuisSeperabit60 And on your facile philosophical point, morality can be understood as an evolutionary outgrowth in human community systems. That 'good' and 'bad' can still exist for an increasingly athiest West is not, as you might think, a conflict between the reduced and the irreducible. If morality is born either culturally of consensus-based evaluations, or individually of innate evolutionarily-inspired lessons, it can so exist without committing category error. So STFU.

  • I wonder if Benji went WOOF

  • @hedonism13 As a scientist of some sort who minored in something or other I must tell you that @ohiosgreyghost is correct and there are more evolutionary sciences than just evolutionary biology.

  • "Benji, stay." XD

  • the fuck do you study as an evolutionary scientist anyway Mr. Smug?

    

  • @straitshooter300 hmmm what scientist isn't evolutionary.... if he were a scientist he would of specified an actual field of study...

  • This is a stereotype of animal rights activists. Funny? Yes. Representative of most animal rights activists? unlikely.

  • @Tuathalful It's representative of animal rights activists. Animal welfare activists are ok though.  There's a big difference.

  • @ohiosgreyghost Don't be such a grammar nazi.

    I'm not an English speaker so i'm entitled to my typos and some bad grammar from time to time.

    P.S "mimicking" :P

  • As a mechanical Engineering student... fuck I need to finish that CAD project.

  • @0BornofDesire0 as a Remote Sensing student... fuck I need to finish my LiDAR project

  • @0BornofDesire0 *start and then finish

  • @0BornofDesire0 As a Civil Engineering student, I also need to finish my building project...

  • @ohiosgreyghost Who are you addressing, exactly?

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  • As an effective organist, can I just tell everyone that there is truth in this

  • @ohiosgreyghost As a person who is too bored to state his academic degree, i feel that should pose this question.

    Why the hell did we gather here compairing degrees?!

  • @ohiosgreyghost

    As a person who is currently minoring in biology, I can tell you there's no such thing as an evolutionary scientist - it's evolutionary biologist.

  • Animal rights are unjustified. Discuss. 25 marks. Be sure to use key terms and expand all your points.

  • @LiamDaLemon Tomato

  • @DatabassDubstep *smoking a pipe* 'Indeed...'

  • @ohiosgreyghost No, you're clearly not, love how much shit people chat on the internet

  • Intentional actions leading to needless suffering, be it inflicted upon human or animal, is wrong. Unfortunetly only a select few get to decide what is actually deemed needed/needless

  • everyone is aware that this is a comedy sketch right?

    And not the thesis on how to start WW3?

  • HURR DURR IHAVE A KEYBOARD 2 AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME POSTING INANE BULL SHIT!!!!1111one

  • For Christ's sake, this is a Mitchell and Webb video and not one remark about how awesome they are! As for shadowofdread's comment "case closed"....finally the big questions answered!. You might be the smartest person in the world except that you are not.

  • @ilovestevenmore Mitchell and Webb are awesome but my point needed to be made so I made it rather than stating the obvious fact about how Mitchell and Webb are awesome.

  • @ohiosgreyghost Well to put it really simply, animal rights are a load of bullshit.

  • @ohiosgreyghost I don't think anyone understood my original point.

    Everyone is making a big deal about how humans act towards other humans. I didn't mention that once in my original post.

    My argument was purely about human authority over animals.

  • If you believe in god then animals were put there by him for our use, sustenance and entertainment.

    If you don't believe in god then we have evolved to be the ultimate predator and should use our skills and abilities to our advantage over other animals in the same way that animals do to each other.

    -case closed

  • @shadowofdread i agree. for example, i should be able to use my superior tool-handling ability to hammer another man to death and eat his corpse—much in the same way animals do to each other. the animal kingdom, after all, is the ultimate benchmark for decent and moral behavior.

  • @boxpilot I get the sense you're being sarcastic but I actually a agree with you.

    Morals are a useless human invention to prevent the more privileged from getting ahead in life and not something that was given to us through evolution.

  • @shadowofdread That's bollocks. Are you saying that there's no evolutionary advantage to helping your fellow man?

  • @bordarboy You couldn't be more correct.

  • @shadowofdread So you're saying that a community where people team up, keeping eachother alive and healthy is as likely to succeed as one in which they all kill and steal from eachother?

  • @bordarboy Not at all. I think that people should look out for each other but that's a completely separate argument to the point I was making.

    What I was saying is people do not need to protect animals because whatever way you look at it, we're superior to them. I never said that people shouldn't protect other people.

  • @shadowofdread Well, you said 'Morals are a useless human invention'

  • @bordarboy Morals are, yes. But not the natural pack instinct.

  • @shadowofdread Well, they're the same thing. Morals are necessary to allow human packs to function. It is evolutionarily beneficial to one human to take advantage of others to improve their own situation but bad for the human race in general which is why morality has evolved to stop people from hurting their society.

  • @bordarboy I disagree. I think we have different definitions for morals.

  • @shadowofdread Well, what's your definition?

  • @bordarboy I didn't mean like dictionary definition. I just meant the things which we would classify under morality.

  • @shadowofdread Well, what things would you classify under morality? Not causing others harm? Not abusing others property? Are these not moral choices?

  • @shadowofdread

    And if you live your life without any notion of the existence of god, or (obviously) the nonexsistence of god, you'd do well to treat living things with some level of 'humanity'. Get over yourselves humans, we're not too great in case you hadn't noticed. Love ya'll.

  • @RRS271093 You're wrong. Animals are by far inferior to humans. They don't have self-conciousness.

  • @shadowofdread theist or atheist, either way, we'll be eating bacon. mmm.

  • @ASubHumanOfSociety Indeed.

  • @shadowofdread As a more morally based species than most animals we should give them the right to die peacefully if we eat them and not needlessly abuse them when they're alive, it's not exactly their right to be protected but you're a cunt if you don't when possible

  • If you like this ginger geek watch the youtube video called "Inside HLS in 2005"

  • @bo4529 Lmfao look at how angry you are. No one gives a shit about you or animals, go kill yourself you faggot.

  • maybe he could set fire to himself to bring attention to human rights, melt that ugle face just like the mod do to animals in their sick experiments. or maybe we could study the biological effects of non ionising radition upon his fair skin or maybe do some research on blast and ballistic protection, wound management. I`m just full of ideas.

  • who is this ugly ginger monkey man, people obviously finding him funny. just looks a right knob geek to me. just shows how shit peoples sense of humours are.....sad

  • @hippygirl1975 lol, you are either an ultimate troll or a full blown moron. If you are the latter, read a little before poke your head out into the world little girl. Rational and educated people make far better points than rambling insane people with an axe to grind.

  • @hippygirl1975 you are very aggressive, doesn't suit your nick... or does it?

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  • everyones getting pissed off. that`s funny... glad you are all talking about some serious stuff for once not what happened on the latest big brother. Fucking hilarious

  • Humans know what's going on, animals don't

  • @Hefotos sounds like you haven`t a clue whats going on either muppet

  • @hippygirl1975 I'm just saying an animal wouldn't have he capacity to understand why violence is being done to it as a human would. Therefore I consider it more cruel to do violence to animals then humans.

  • "Stay Benji. stay" haha

  • @MrSTOPANIMALCRUELTY that makes sense. so the animals we use for our food are killing the environment.

    GUYS! Let's kill all the animals!

  • @MrSTOPANIMALCRUELTY The 51% figure is not based on the FAO's findings. That statistic were "found" by the Worldwatch Inst. It says in the exact same paragraph that the FAO put the number at 18%, and even that figure is not accurate. The FAO included all figures in any way related to livestock while ignoring the analogous figures relating to transport. According to Dr. Frank Mitloehner, renowned expert on agr. air quality, in the US transport accounts for 26% of GHG emiss. and livestock for 3%.

  • This makes absolutely no fucking sense. Whatsoever.

  • @knowthetruth1492 Basically the guy played by Robert Webb thinks it's hypocritical of animal rights activists to batter the shit out of people to prove their point so he's killing dogs to bring attention to human rights issues.

  • @knowthetruth1492 Then you're stupid...

  • @knowthetruth1492

    you're just dumb.. lol.

  • It's information to me that PETA has turned into a terrorist organization. I'm going to go google it.

  • @phil30k Peta does not commit terrorism but the animal liberation front or alt does

  • @andrewfink1 if PETA paying Rodney Coronado to burn down an animal testing lab that saves lives and destroyed over 32 years of research along with $125,000. And supporting a guy who teaches others to make firebombs too destroy animal testing labs then what the fuck is it.

  • @bunghole211 Freedom fighting....jk

  • @andrewfink1 get your facts right, who the fuck has ever ben injured by animal rights terrorist??? be original and have your own opinion and stop spouting what the goverment has labelled animal activists. these peolple are the least like terrorists, how can freeing an animal from a cage be fucking terrorism? The government are brainwashing the world into thinking that if you protest your a terrorist- democratic society-FUCKING BULLSHIT

  • @hippygirl1975 You are obviously a moron. All you have to do is look up animal liberation front dipshit.

  • @andrewfink1 or PETA, afterall they fund terrorism.

    However that is completely irrelevant, activism doesn't necessarily facilitate violence, and not all animal rights activists do so, and some wouldn't even dream of it.

    So the matter of violence on that part is irrelevant, that's that individuals choice, and should fear the consequences, that however doesn't reduce the importance of animal rights, or even refute a lot of the points out there.

  • @DeclanEWilliams I was just saying that because someone said animal rights actvists dont kill people....which is not 100% true....

  • @andrewfink1 give me strength, the ALF is a non violent activist organisation, the ALT I'd never heard of myself living in the UK but googled and they seem to have the same philosophy.

    ARM does get involved with terrorism.

    So you look up ALF you dipshit, moron, faggot mother fucker and next time you decide to give your bullshit 2cents let it be from a state of enlightenment instead of the cloudy,confused, piss pot state its in now.

  • @hippygirl1975 You lack the ability to introspect.

  • @hippygirl1975 Really thats weird because they have killed two people. They have also firebombed multiple building. They also threaten scientists who experiment on rats for...guess it...medical research...i could not give a shit if they are killing a bunch of rats and mice to save peoples lives!They think this is worthy of deaththreats...stupid fucking hippy

  • @andrewfink1 yes it is weird because the ALF have killed no one. They are not terrorists, they're activists that.... yes... release rats and any other type of animal that are being caged for experiments. Guinea pigs, cats, and dogs are breed in their thousands to be tested upon, monkeys are captured from their natural habbitat in Mauritius and shipped to the uk to be tested and killed. thousands a yr.

    it doesnt save lives you fucking moron it just kills fucking thousands

  • @hippygirl1975 "it doesnt save lives you fucking moron it just kills fucking thousands" Ok, how about: heart transplant, diabetes, smallpox, polio. The list is too long for here. Without animal testing there is no bio medicine, it has saved millions and I think you know that.

  • @andrewfink1 its been proven that all data collected from animal testing past, present, and future is all pointless because different species are vastly .... DIFFERENT. Results are meaningless. Thats why the pharmaceutacal industry comes in as the number two killer in the UK after heart disease. the real testing begins when a new drug is released on the market. fucking stupid twat,

  • @hippygirl1975

    Of course it is... and the medical advances during the last century prove that.

    But, reading the rest of your comments... I doubt whatever I'll say will get through to your almost cliché conspiracy theory.

  • @hippygirl1975 I'm just waiting for you to say "WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!"

  • @hippygirl1975

    How did they prove the fruitlessness of future research? Time machine?

  • @hippygirl1975 You don't seriously believe that do you? I'm assuming you don't take drugs etc. Let me guess, I'll bet you prefer homeopathy which actually has been scientificaly proven to work, even though there's no actual evidence for it.

  • @fatmikecj  I don`t take drugs. Being vegan I don`t get ill - twat!

  • @hippygirl1975 You're a very angry person. Maybe you should try some meditation or something.

  • @hippygirl1975 LOL YOU'RE VEGAN TOO? Oh dear lord, there really is no pleasing you people. You might aswell top yourself right now, give that high horse a break y'know?

  • @hippygirl1975 that's really funny, you should be a comedian.

  • @hippygirl1975 Before a drug goes to market, they use human test subjects in study groups. That's generally how they what the side effects are when a new drug is introduced. I hate animal testing, but even I would never say the data collected is pointless. And if it's been proven, you could always cite the journal where this was stated.

  • @andrewfink1 Nelson Mandela was an anti-apartheid activist before becoming President, racist cunts called him a terrorist. Martin Luther King fought for African American Rights using the non violent methods of Ghandi, he was assasinated, again by racist cunts.

    People releasing animals are not terrorists. They are activists, and it's called extensional self-defense.

  • @hippygirl1975 no it isn't

  • @andrewfink I guess it depends on your point of view. Mandela, Luther, ALF, Ghandi, whatever, great to some, terrorists or interfering black bastards to others. i bet these people don't inspire so much as a spark of compassion upon your soul because you're clearly a retarded, single minded, rectum faced hermaphrodite pigmy that has a brain the size of a shrivelled up raisin that evidently lives in the end of your two inch extended clit

  • @hippygirl1975 Mandela,luther, and ghandi are not even close to the alf you fuck.I dont have comppasion for people who kill other people in the name of animals you stupid cunt.

  • @andrewfink1 if they were alive today they would be CUNTFACE

  • @hippygirl1975 For someone with the word hipy in their username you sure are an angry being. Nice going poser, you've just exposed how sad you are to the world, gg.

  • @hippygirl1975 Oh yeah i forgot..you can see in the minds of famous people....fucking retard

  • @hippygirl1975 no there are actually animal rights activists that kill people look online. not all obveisly but there are some

  • @hippygirl1975 The Animal Rights Militia is a terrorist organization that engages in activities including, but not limited to, blackmailing, conspiring to murder, sending letter-bombs, committing arson, and poisoning food products, all in the name of animal rights.

  • @Dentarthurdent54 yes all in the name of animal rights, your point being what?

  • @hippygirl1975 I'm fairly certain poison, letter bombs, and arson count as "injuring", or at the very least "intent to injure" when their plans were foiled.

  • PETA - People for Extortion, Terrorism, and Arson

  • I'm a vegetarian, and I find this hilarious.

  • @MrAmputechture good to know. Didn't want to laugh without your approval...