Louis CK - rabbits

[Andoeriz]

From looking at the top comments, I thought he was going to do something else with the rabbit.

[CAMERABOI]

Oh, but of course there's some unrelated argument on a comedy/stand up video. Thankyou, internet.

[berickson925]

I'm a shit-covered rabbit and I approve of this video.

[CodyRicheson]

You can always count on Louis for an awesome non-sequitur.

[Bobby61189]

Can someone tell me what special or performance this is from ? i wanna hear the line where he says no rich guy would fantasize about riding on the bus haha

[me351]

You couldn't think of a better title for this video other than.. Rabbits?

FUCKING CUNT YOU SHOULD FUCKING DIE BURN IN HELL

[muham8]

@me351 anger much?

[BostonUrbEx]

@me351 Yo dude, go to anger management.

[MrGorell1]

@me351

U OK???

[richardsfinalfantasy]

@me351 It's alright. C'mon, give us a cuddle. : )

[youngdrodeau]

@me351 HAHAHAHA.Dude what the fuck is wrong with you.Is it really that serious playa?

[bigmarty11288]

@me351 Jesus, man. Make your own video and call it whatever you want, then.

[melikeypie]

@me351 maybe the uploader thought it was the funniest part of the video. :)

[MrBlemph]

@me351 Haha, sounds like someone is upset about having a small penis.

[BoyWis15]

@me351 RAWR!



[maritveiti]

everytime i watch Louis CK i go: "mhm That is soo true! :)

[MyPWNisBlocked]

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods...

[Bigkahkistan]

You don't even have to be rich for that last one. :P

[ocachisu]

My mom was talking about how she wants a 4 bedroom house in the richest community in central FL and i laughed and said, "With what money?" And she looked at me and said, "I can dream, can't I?!" lol

[xxxquentintinoxxx]

@ocachisu Haha, my mom does the same but answers: "With your and your sibling's hard earned money, of course!" Yes mom, of course.

[mcgrathist34]

genius*

[deadpooh]

I love that the title of this video is "Louis CK - rabbits" It has almost nothing to do with the video lol

[Copper4head]

Poor Live Rabbits, I like rabbits.

He's right, though, poor people do fantasize about practically every detail of "if I / they were RICH -" because it's fun & they don't have it.

[RockabillyJuggalette]

Rofl. poor bunnies

[perfectionbox]

I can never wish ill of rabbits -- they're so cute -- but the rabbit joke is hilarious. :)

[sdime59]

@perfectionbox rabbits are delicious...specially baby rabbits...i make a killer stew with them but you gotta boil them alive so the meatis tender

[Isleofskye]

Love the rabbits joke.

Thats the English dry sense of humoUr to perfection.

[xRABEE123x]

IS THIS FROM SHAMELESS?

[RainbowSmite525]

@xRABEE123x If you still give a shit, no, it's not from Shameless. But I can't tell you which one it's from. It might be One Night Stand.

[xRABEE123x]

@RainbowSmite525 THANKS BUT I FOUND OUT A LOOOONG TIME ago and watched it cant wait for his new standup speacial HILARIOUS to come out

[RainbowSmite525]

@xRABEE123x If you still give a shit, no, it's not from Shameless. It's One Night Stand. You can watch it on Veoh.

[crispt9]

babylonia!!!!!!!!!!

[mattyjungle]

"Aaahhh go suck a bag of dicks"

[spikedawg1970]

Fukn hilarious! What's with the dildos below me in a pissin match over English class anyway? Tools, no one gives a crap.

[mattyjungle]

@spikedawg1970 What the hell are you commenting about? I couldn't understand it because of your inability to type the English language properly.

[spikedawg1970]

Excuse me for being fucking stoned! Get over it.

[kloudlicker]

Everyone knows you're supposed to snap it's neck first. Then it's floppy and pliable, but still warm.

[gemcutter187]

theres a joke PETA can enjoy

[bassplays]

meh, it's overrated. The rabbit starts kicking, and if it gets away before you throw it out the window, you have to chase down a shit-covered rabbit.

[AcusticDave]

obviously, I would have a cage full of 20 rabbits. One escapes, open the door, scare it out the door, pull out another one. Your rich, buy a stock of rabbits and use your brain....

[kuningaskosmos]

use your brain for wiping your ass instead of rabbits?

[AcusticDave]

I don't know how to reply to this other than; LOL that would be rather messy.

[discodino]

and why would you chase down the rabbit, youre rich you can just get another one.

[ramitupursnout]

Oh look! A chocolate bunny!

[soulmman]

LOL

[OKaeporaGaeboraO]

*Crocodile hunter walks in* MY OH MY WHAT A BEAUTY!!! THIS MY FRIENDS IS THE RARE AND SECRETIVE SHIT-COVERED HARE. TODAY THIS LITTLE BUGGA IS BEING FOLLOWED BY THE EVEN RARER "DRUNKEN-BASTARD-WITH-TOILETPA­PER-COMING-OUT-HIS-ASS"

[BraveLittlePuma]

not funny

[OKaeporaGaeboraO]

Whatever. Oh and tell your mother I said thanks please!

[BraveLittlePuma]

*doesn't laugh*

[s0undtribe]

study these 2 comedy albums: Dane Cooks Retaliation and Louis CK Live in Houston 2001. it's unbelievably appalling how much material Dane Cook lifts off of Louis CK.

[Tzadeck]

@s0undtribe

The old Dane Cook Comedy Central Presents even gives writing credit to CK, this was decided AFTER the performance, since Cook obviously would have been sued otherwise (which I assume means that they also threw money CK's way).

[DisembowelMe]

It'd also be fukkn awesome if your grammar wasn't like visual AIDS.

[Rozman81]

are you fucking serious! learn to spell you dumb shit

[dmjdmj]

I find this hilarious. If you comment on others' language, please end you questions with a questionmark. And it's "learn HOW to spell".

[Tzadeck]

@dmjdmj

"Learn how to spell," and "learn to spell" are both correct.

[MrHeadingley]

'Learn to' and 'Learn how to' have significantly different meanings; in the same way that learn to kick a football is not the same as kicking a football.

[Tzadeck]

@MrHeadingley

The hell you talking about? Imagine a gym teacher saying, "Today you will learn to dribble a basketball" or "Today you will learn how to dribble a basketball" Explain to me how these two sentences have 'significantly different meanings.'

[drlovebutton]

@Tzadeck Seriously? Is this what you do for a life? Go on YouTube and criticize peoples grammar? Get laid or something.

[Tzadeck]

@drlovebutton The hell are you talking about? dmjdmj criticized Rozman81's grammar, and I criticized dmjdmj for doing so. In other words, I did was you just thought you were doing to me. You just didn't see it because it's buried now.

Incidentally, even if that wasn't what happened, criticizing a criticism of grammar is just as pointless and time consuming as criticizing grammar, so let's both get off our high horses.

[drlovebutton]

@Tzadeck my b dude. i dont claim intelligence, but my high horse is the highest.

[swassbruh]

im over it

[mattyjungle]

@Tzadeck Your punctuation is wrong. Don't make me get out my red pen.

[ssssssspps]

that would be so soft. i wanna try that

[eeckhout69]

dude he died

[ViciousGuitarist]

duuuuuuuuuuudde no waaaaaaaaaaaay

[SydneyEmily]

I wanna wipe my ass with live rabbit LMAO that killed me XD

[jkoff76]

I've always wanted to wipe my ass with live rabbits. I hate rabbits! They just jump all over the place, get worms, and then get sick and die.

And everyone just loves them because they are so fucking cute!!

Go Louie!!

[hobbitthedog]

Penis?

Lol, Louis is a genius!

[paganiniGOGO]

I ca

[IgorFranca]

I think he's a genious .. because he speaks the truth, things that happened to everybody and we don't talk about it... he speaks and it is awesome, very funny, very funny.

[yoyoyoson]

completely agree.

[Soulglow420]

@IgorFranca apparently genius' add O's to their words you stinky twat 

[flashite]

@IgorFranca dude what about bill hicks?

[NICKvavavoomCAREY]

@flashite He speaks the truth too dw.

[MadSkeelz16]

@IgorFranca completely agree with this comment, it's just ironic that you spelled "genius" wrong lol

[iPhap]

George Carlin is better. (Though that is like saying that the sun is bigger than the moon.)

[heatbucspies55]

@iPhap

Shut the fuck up.

Carlin might have said smarter stuff, but it wasn't funnier. Louis C.K.'s audiences actually laugh, they don't just clap like Carlin's do.

And it's irrelevant anyway. What does george Carlin have to do with this? Nothing!

[iPhap]

I disagree, and I won't shut up just because some random doofus on the internet tells me to.

[heatbucspies55]

@iPhap

You can disagree, but why do you feel the need to come on a Louis C.K. video, and say Carlin is better. It makes no sense.

[iPhap]

Because I enjoy watching Louis C.K. videos. It's even more entertaining than teasing people. Though the latter does provide a more lasting source of entertainment.

[althoff31]

@iPhap hello my name is Drew. is of and pertaining withoutish towards feelings of yay warm tickling. tee hee George Carlin and of also Louis C.K. !!!!! =D oh so much joy makes me think for fun is so good! what a swell time to be affiliated towards. fun fun fun fun fun fun.keep up the good tidings my brother and/or sister cousin uncle fish

[iPhap]

I think you're trying to come off as random and weird, and instead of playing a long I thought I'd just point that out and move along.

[trawetseeldot]

@iPhap

It is obviously that you're a foggot.

[althoff31]

@iPhap =) well done, you are correct. i was also agreeing with you that its just fun to like things that you like and there is no need to get worked up about it. good tidings

[Shanman91]

Where's the rest!?

How rich people don't fantasize about being poor.

[grassvalleystudios]

look up your ass. it might be there

[strigilives]

He probably voted for Badnarik, or Mickey Mouse, like any self respecting American.

[EricZombie]

and your point is?

[TheShinyDemon]

It kinda sucks he left the part out talking about how rich people dont fantasize about being poor..

He says something like "Yes! I'll have to take the bus everywhere!" or something, lol

[RomanianUser]

if you put an image on your video at least you could have chosen a much higher-resolution one

[NOTxTHATxGUITAR]

Jesus fucking christ, what's with all the fucking WHINERS?! You're the sixt person who's whining I've had to listen to today. If the image isn't good enough for you why don't you just close your stupid eyes an imagine it in higher resolution!...God damnit I'm pissed.

[RomanianUser]

i'm not whining . But you're the only one who uploaded a Luis CK video with no image (motion) . His gestures would've made us understand his jokes better.

[NOTxTHATxGUITAR]

I haven't uploaded anything.

[RomanianUser]

oh i thought you're tyler0896

[xinlo]

dude, you toasted his ass...

[InterRage]

I've got a gesture for ya. nyuk

[TheDrunkenCelt]

lol, sick burn

[BlackBinLaden7]

total truth right there wrapped neatly in a joke

[jacksnmnwlkr12345]

Wipe my ass with live rabbits and then throw them out the window! hahahahah

[bipolarbear27]

man rabbits would scratch your asshole UP SON!!!

[keestelpro]

Hey bipolarbear27 you gota learn the right technique. Ive been rich now for 15 years and only recently I discovered you have to grab em by all 4 legs and use their furry back and you'll be fine. Only don't throw them out of the window because they will run back in bringing some nasty smell with them!

[ShogaNinja]

CK is awesome!

[gotmilk8437]

lmfao wipe my ass with live rabbits!!!

[OboxerU]

He speaks the truth. He really does.

Louis CK for President.

[flashite]

@OboxerU dude what about bill hicks?

[Liusila]

Holly crackers! xD

[Pseudopathological]

Politicians suck !!!

Do it yourself !!!