Porky's "Taliwacker" scene

[atlz4]

RIP TOMMY TURNER

[lydiahoggarth]

"That's a lot of horny dicks!" Ol' Porky...

[Dreagon]

I saw this in the theater when it came out, and I think this was the only time I can honestly say there were people literally rolling in the aisles with laughter.

[yungrottz112]

I remembe when I first watched this me my brother and his friends was watching and when we got to this scene we were all individualing tryin not to laugh but when he said "it was last seen hangin out...etc" we all died right on sync with the characters

[ZeroEffect29]

even ike was smiling!

[santanaelpapi]

Funniest classical scene ever lol

Cant stop laughing

[Goofy1222]

He's a seducer and despoiler.

[ZeroEffect29]

fmc has been airin these films a lot, better than watchin a shitty lifetime movie

[7mandoblu]

How that actress kept her composure during this scene is amazing. I can only imagine the amount of takes they did for this scene.

[cycloneous]

This is scene is so damn funny. Each time I watch it, I laugh so damn hard it hurts my stomach, I forget to breath and almost nearly pass out. Oh my God, I don't know how Balbricker was able to keep a straight face the whole time. The coaches helped make this scene a masterpiece with them slowly descending into pure laughter.

Just writing this comment I can't help but laugh just thinking about it.

Remember folks, the mole is the key to it!

[ija124]

Truly a classic! Just found out earlier this month that the actor that played Tommy Turner committed suicide because he was suffering so much pain with cancer. Sad but true!

[UAL012]

I've laughed so hard at this scene I almost passed out.

[SuperNoX86]

I'd have loved to see the audience reaction in the cinema when it came out.

[JIMJ32X]

@SuperNoX86 I saw it in the theater way back when it was out and it was a riot...one of the funnier movies ive ever seen

[wildmaxwelton]

@JIMJ32X I saw it back in the day as well and I laughed as much then as I did re-watching it today. The whole theater was in hysterics.

[BoyMixer]

5 people have a mole on their Taliwacker

[5jerry1]

That was one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

[gdreyer]

I can't believe she could keep serious!!!! Thumbs up!!!

[MrCherryCola]

I nearly busted a gut LMAO. This was so hilarious.When I think of it, I can't help but laugh.

[turtleboy991]

what did he say after locker room?

[enoxib]

@turtleboy991 Hanging out at Angel Beach High School.

[turtleboy991]

@enoxib thank u

[trinidadparaminman]

I had to pause to catch my breath and lose it again! This scene is so damn funny!

[jon37968]

5 people are women coaches

[mergashmerga7]

That is the funniest scene ever in cinema.... hurts my stomach to watch it, I laugh so hard...

[ecvrock]

The funniest scene of all time !!!

[racefan32]

The guy playing the principal is perfect in this scene.

[KaristaSwiss]

wne did you start laughing..a t what part??

[IwantLunch100]

true acting at its greatest. this scene is so long and i agree with bamaheels about keeping straight faces throughout the whole scene. priceless.

[IAMPARKMAN]

at 3:19 watch the coach on the right puts his fist in his mouth. LMAO!!!

[LeinMarjo]

I laughed so hard at this scene HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

[rfb06]

Wonder if Anthony Weiner will allow her to find out if its his weiner?

[UzumakiSonic619]

Wow, Ms. Ballbricker must really study taliwackers. lol

[Burtick2483]

The fact that this was done in one take; no editing or close ups on one person after expanding the scene. The genius of this movie was in this one scene alone!!!

[SPFXsynthesisers]

Whoever thought of that scene is a comic genius.

[mrbedford]

all time classic comedy scene, and they did this in one take, i dont know how they did, i mean i just watched it again and it still kills me

[ija124]

OMG, a blast from the past! I wish I could've been a fly on wall while they were filming that scene! OMG, lmfao! My sides hurt watching that scene! HILARIOUS!

[1960Carolynn]

Porky's...my favorite guilty pleasure.

[bigwillietheb]

the funniest scene of the whole porky's series

[lifewish]

easily one of the funniest scenes ever

[Lupercirculus]

This is the funniest scene in Porky's!

[gators7777]

One of all time best scenes EVER ! ! ! !



[marcusinHD]

do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous

[katoushit]

I could watch this all day and still laugh my ass off! hahahaha!!

[ElvisGraceland77]

lmfao

[Hardyman1966]

This still kills me! :)

[Ritsuchan100]

My grandfather showed me this movie when I was 6 years old, This movie is funny as hell xD

[halfpint2412]

I remember seeing this movie when I was 13 years old with my first teenage boyfriend OMG this brings back lots of memories and laughs. 

[intelligentlman]

After you watch Porky's, you will only use your American Pie DVD's for coasters!

[sydneyfcanddascc]

@intelligentlman true that

[p3chu9ita8091]

5 of you guys are taliwackers

[sakudi2]

lmao

[SierraCoz]

my nickname believe it or not is porky. i dont know why my mates just call me that!

Tallywhacker!! i have to go and watch this movie now!!

[jaden880]

pure class

[Mrpreshutchins]

STILL-ROFL! The Worst Ass-Whippin I EVER got (@13yrs old) I snuck in the den after 2am & turned on Skin-A-Max to watch this scene. I laughed so hard... I Fckn Woke Up My Mom! LOLLL

[Miracle490d]

@Mrpreshutchins LOL I SEE YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON AND NEVER WATCHED PORKYS AGAIN. LOL OBVIOUSLY THE LAUGHS WERE WELL WORTH THE WHIPPIN. WHY DON'T THEY MAKE MOVIES LIKE THIS ANYMORE? MEET THE FOCKERS WAS THE POOREST ATTEMPT TO PLAY ON WORDS THAT DIDN'T EVEN COME CLOSE.

I forgot the mole. It's been so long since I've seen this. I remembered Lassie's scene the most. But this was definitely the funniest.

[Ga8torFan]

over 25 years old and still funny LMAO

[MrCrazyman196]

Worlds funniest scene every . Hell if thats not funny why did eisenhowers picture smile to the joke lol =p

[uckethea]

This scene is so contrived.

[grom0007]

Brett Favre Strikes Again!

[vinnytucks87]

Funniest scene in movie history. You're not human if you can't laugh at that

[jtheis45]

Whitlock!

[F5G6H5]

i remember the first time i saw this seen i was laughing so hard my jaws were hurting

[johnnydeppaddict12]

That old guy sounds like Archimedes from Sword in the Stone ba ha.

[johnnydeppaddict12]

I can't watch this scene without a straight face, its impossible.

[johnnydeppaddict12]

LMAO!!

[RavishalBentham]

Possibly one of the funniest movie scenes of the 20th century. It's right up there with the farting scene from Blazing Saddles.

[sydneyfcanddascc]

@RavishalBentham how can anyone forget that scene, priceless

[Jdub14000]

the 4 who don't like it....don't know comedy!

[youtootube99]

Absolutely one of the funniest scenes in movie history.

[uofm97]

I heard that nobody was supposed to laugh during this scene, but repeated attempts to film this made that impossible! lol

[nztman]

Maybe the funniest scene of all time.

[TheDarkDivine21]

Haha, I love this movie! :)

[bloodyfilth666]

that was soooo funny! and am hella high right now

[NissanSkyline3636]

'' Lets call the police and they can send out one of there sketch artists, and miss can give a description, and we can put wanted posters saying find this prick''

[Runescape1351]

it's got a mole on it HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Blacklaser24]

funny as shit

[NescioQuidErgoDeus]

I don't know one person that can watch this with a straight face... probably the funniest scene in a movie, ever. lol

[Shggy2dopalas]

the old man laughing at the end did it for me lmao!

[heeropat]

im waching the movie now its just over that part lol

[Amylee31707]

BAHAHAHAHA classic

[3DPeter]

Man, i'm choking and crying from laughing!

[shadowsniper76]

that was the funniest movie

[CpsLock3]

This is what feminists look like.

[Marije129]

One of the best scenes ever!

[JediMasterRich]

One of the funniest movies scenes in history, LMAO, LMAO..I can't stop crying here..especially when you know what the previous scene is about, LOL

[iisynysterx]

funniest film clip ever, even today i watch it still at have tears streaming down my face,

[iluvroyals2much]

I die every flippin time XD

[PensXAngelX29]

I love to watch the guys in the background laugh their asses off ! they really make the scene esepcailly the blonde one that is beat red

[death9271]

ahyahahahahahahahaha we could put up wanted XD

[DarkControl92]

"I've got him now, and I'm not gonna let him slip through my fingers". The first time I heard that, I cried laughing! This has to be one of the best scenes of the movie!

[blackbullet321]

2:55 IS SOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!! Look at the guy in the back! LOLOLOLZ!

[iceandsteele]

"it was last seen hanging out in the girl's locker room at Angel Beach High School"

[THEBOB566974]

this movie make me wanta live in the 60's

[LilDaley23]

it was made in te 80's though

[THEBOB566974]

yer but set in 50's

[THEBOB566974]

lol ment 50's / 60's

[marstons51]

god damn i almost died when i saw this for the first time from laughin so hard. still makes me crack up just as much now. its so classic.

[RKO1585]

have you seen this prick?

[briscoejr1]

"Well, I'm sorry but I've got him now and I'm not going to let him slip through my fingers!"

Again....

LOL!

[littlebootzds]

this is funny

[Lukederoo]

They don't make them like this anymore!!!

[nerdofalltrades]

Oh my god ^_^

Best part. Slowly they all start laughing louder and luder.

The police sketch artist bit is the BEST.

Either the actors couldn't keep it together or the acting is just that damn good.. But still their laughter still is contagious everytime I see the film.

Shame they don't make movies like this anymore.

[ctfirebattchief]

Even IKE is laughing his ass off..ya GOTTA friggin love it.

[yukiXprincessXsnow]

I love this movie this is so freaking funny. I love watching the guys flippin out in the background too and poor old principal carter has to listen to all of these and not call her a stupid idiot

[SECONDbiggestFAN]

classic stuff

[BuckeyeSecretary]

This scene is PRICELESS!!!! Too funny!!!

[bamaheels]

this is the best scene of the movie. How do they keep a straight face?

[azninvazn627]

@bamaheels LOTS and LOTS of retakes...

[Asahi08]

@azninvazn627 apparently they only did one take .-.

[mudball10]

do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it's armed and dangerous....

[jimtindell]

The zoom in at the end is the best part. Even Ike is cracking a smile!

[ssfire8]

funniest part ever in the movie porky's

[Darthbelal]

laughter like those guys in the background or sex?  That dilemma has always stumped me.

[nma52b1]

Classic

[Ballerinaatje14]

geweldig!!! xD

[BeauEvil]

This is, in my opinion, the very best acted scene in all of cinema. The guys even lose it in order of rank. The red faces and movements reveal that it is genuine riotous laughter. I would suspect the use of nitrous oxide except for Beula's composure, although she DOES seem to be fighting breaking up too.

[delsardo1]

the guys in the background laughing, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaha

[andy60234]

ROFLMFAO

Been what 20+ years and every time I see that part of the movie its just as funny as the first time.

[johnbo6]

i remember watching this scene at a theater in the early 80s'. The entire theater was in an uproar and no one could stop laughing. Very funny then and it still cracks me up.

[bladdydrongo]

How the heck did she manage to keep a straight face filming this!? Sooo funny!

[wtonckens]

Funny scene

[YankeeBar82]

This and the Lassie scene are teh best parts of it.  Have to get it on DVD soon.

[beatlefan75]

I watched this movie about 15 years, and I was trying so hard not to laugh so loud. My Folks were sleeping at the time. So damn Funny .....

[AxisPanzer]

OMG, i saw it about 8 years ago on T.V trying not to do the same. lol

[UndeadShaggyDoo]

the guys in the back made it even funnierr!!

[BlackDeathRider]

I agree, UndeadShaggyDoo! The Coaches in the back just lost it!!!

[TheRealMooke]

Was it me or did it seemed that the picture of "Ike" started smiling wider when they did the close up?

[shorbiekmk]

i think i no how we can handle this,

we can call the police, and have them

send over one of there sketch artist,

n mrs balbricker..cn give the distription..hhhaha

omfg i luv this movie hah thnx for postin homie hha

[lpdoby]

I laugh my ass off every time I watch this scene!! Legendary!!

[s2thep]

absoloutely legendary!

[haroldtampa]

That scene looked completely unedited. Unfortunately it seems like that is a thing of the past.

[Sirius66613]

oh shit this scene made me laugh so fuckin hard i almost passed out

[RealKabuto]

Simply the funniest scene of all times! This really takes me back, saw this movie 10 years ago, and i laughed my ass off then too :P

[101daxter]

"have u seen th prick?" report immeditly to buela balbricker."do not atempt to aprehend this prick as it is armed and dangerous.""it was last seen hanging out in the girls locker room at angel beach high school." i love that part i always laugh at that! thnxs 4 posting!XD

[Hallofhealing]

I laugh at this scene so much I pee myself.

[UbiDuboi]

watch the guy in the yellow shirt suck his knuckles until he loses it....

[UbiDuboi]

we could put hoods over their heads to avoid embarrassment....

[UbiDuboi]

this is one of the classic comedic moments from the 20th Century: Have you seen this prick?

[craig1974]

Eric Christmas is a blast!

[UbiDuboi]

this is some funny

[van76]

If this were the Monkees, I can picture Micky Dolenz all over this scene.

[Bwray16]

"But I've got him now and I'm not going to let him slip through my fingers!" (kids bust out laughing) lol

[vlunney]

the mole is the key to the vast right wing conspiracy! wasn't this an awesome country when we had a sense of humor and the women and liberals hadn't taken over and ruined it?

[Asahi08]

@vlunney hey not cool I'm a woman and i find this hilarious!

[vlunney]

@Asahi08

way to go for having a sense of humor! :)

[Asahi08]

@vlunney thank you. I have no desire to take over the world. not yet anyways. it hasn't gotten too horrible that my insane self has to take control.

[southparkfan42]

OMFG!!!! its halarious i love porkys

[casadilla28]

my grandma is buela balbricker...no lie. nancy parsons was her name. sigh shes funny...

[mcviker453]

tell her she is a legand

[casadilla28]

sadly shes dead....

[loekie1976]

waht a scene.... i love it

[vejamos]

Really funny!!!

[OpenArms81]

I think Baulbreaker got her jollies,by grabbing Turner's Taliwacker.

[snowdew222]

Classic. this is what school should be like...

[EnduroCrazedManiac]

AMEN!! Now a days most of the schools have a fricken dresscode...

[dunnowy123]

lol....this movie was dirty.

[kirstynlovesmom]

amazing

[EnduroCrazedManiac]

LOLOLOLOLOL It had a mole on it I reconize that penis anywhere!!!LOLOLOL

[craig1974]

We could call the police, and send over one of their sketch artists! LOL!

[UbiDuboi]

have you seen this prick?

[VERMONTBURLINGTONMAN]

THIS IS GREAT

[typhen14]

can we call it a tally waker penis is soo persa..ah..ah personal

[EnduroCrazedManiac]

And was last seen HANGING out in the girls locker room at Angel Beach High School....LMMFAO...LOLOLOL

[mas44546]

We must apprehend this prick as it is armed and dangerous!

ROTFLMAO!!

[number1gamer88]

taliwaker

[Kngavl]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[kop809]

AHAHHAHA!!