@MrDjardine84 If you play Skyrim, every time you pass a guard they will say something, and one thing they might say is "I used to be an adventurer like you, than I took an arrow to the knee." People found it funny that so many different guards would say this, so it became a meme.
@rbjnytfcuhvj So you're saying...the frost dragon borned the ground? If you're going to try sounding smart, you should prolly know what you're talking about.
I think in this situation it would probably be required to say "shit just got real, good thing i've got my quiver full of arrows" not the one that was on the discription ha
It's funny cause honestly I bet all seasoned skyrim players who are just fucking beast could walk out of this. I would try and I feel I could walk out of it alive. Idk who else would take on 36 dragons in that scenario?
Dude your videos are awesome. What you need to do is have a huge battle with dragons and town guards. There will be many an arrow to the knee after it's all said and done.
Kind of reminds me of this one time when I had to fight two dragons at the same time but luckily I was next to a giant's camp so they helped me out (before they blasted me into the next elder scrolls game that is.)
Whiterun guard captain: What happened t our tower lookout?! Whiterun guard: I believe he is trying to the the misfired arrow unloved from his knee Sir!
I have a story for all of you and it goes like this
One day the dovahkiin had to go tothe bathroom he found a family of 36 dragon's and asked them if he could use there bathroom after he finished going pee he left the dragon's noticed he did not flush......
sevarel hour's later they go to white run to burn the town down..the end
@BlockisticStudios Also, I always feel bad when a dragon attacks a town, and is able to kill like the blacksmith before dying, even though I didn't even involve myself in the fight. It's like, really, that's all you got?
Use dragonrend!
kalon360 22 hours ago
Ah yes dragons. The flying race of reptiles aledgely attacking skyrim. We have dismissed that claim.......
thecommanderadam 1 week ago
@thecommanderadam Clever
KingofReverie 2 days ago
NEED MORE COUSINS TO FIGHT
xoDivineAngelox 1 week ago
I got an idea everyone get inside this flimsy wooden shack, after all the dragons dont exist in this part of the world!
Spirit2473 2 weeks ago
Alduin's revenge!
101Dealer 2 weeks ago
Ah yes, dragons
Mrreapet31 2 weeks ago
I used to fight 36 dragons in Whiterun, but then I took a dragon scale in the brain.
mikeyw02 3 weeks ago
@mikeyw02 Nice try.
shadowkiller3500xd 3 weeks ago
Challenge accepted.
Demonfox59 3 weeks ago
what is it,dragons?
0ultimatehiredblade0 3 weeks ago
thats what happened to all of bruce lees pets.
jacoblewis100 3 weeks ago
What's the music please ?
Batwarkov 3 weeks ago
aka, they are screwed...
powmia343 3 weeks ago
eatin sandwiches in my warm bed after a lukewarm shower, watching skyrim vids...
THIS IS THE LIFE :)
Justo1237 3 weeks ago
... I don't think I have enuff arrows...
DestroHarbinger 3 weeks ago
STUKAAAAAA!
alphatotheomega7 3 weeks ago
Seems Legit
KeezoHD 3 weeks ago
You all know the guards said fuck my life when this happened
NeuterSkooter 3 weeks ago
0:58 Bottom left corner you can see some guards that dont give a f*ck
GameingCreep69 3 weeks ago
Guard: Yep, were fucked.
KayleDevanandAWSOME 4 weeks ago
they ALL took awrows to the knees!
sbanwe247fan1234 4 weeks ago
This is when the great pilgrimage to Solitude began
Arosda1 4 weeks ago
@STuKKie86 Mind telling me the song dude?
johnnyrckt 4 weeks ago
Guard: Where is the dragonborn now!
spyninga1 4 weeks ago
how much do you want to bet if all the guards were ALL dead
MrHi2233 1 month ago
i used to be an arrow like you but then i took an knee to the adventurer
Whiteisrightful 1 month ago
i love how everyone is just walking round like normal
MrHiya11 1 month ago 6
well......were fucked
definitionofunstable 1 month ago
What happens when you moan about getting guard duty.
MrBabyJaysus 1 month ago
What is with this arrow to the knees I don't get it ?
MrDjardine84 1 month ago
@MrDjardine84 If you play Skyrim, every time you pass a guard they will say something, and one thing they might say is "I used to be an adventurer like you, than I took an arrow to the knee." People found it funny that so many different guards would say this, so it became a meme.
the9bishop 1 month ago
Rage Face: MOTHER OF GOD
TheHurff 1 month ago
I used to say arrow to the knee joke...but then i had sex so that really changes my view on that
MrWarmonkey2 1 month ago
cool story bro but needs MORE!!! dragons. :):)
18guy78 1 month ago
seems legit
MrCakesor 1 month ago
todays forecast...dragons
JNDThePeanutGallery 1 month ago
Psh, i could take them. ;D
Jessieanee 1 month ago
Crap gotta call a firetruck. I got it 911. Oh yeah this is Skyrim :(
Quirtiblob 1 month ago
i used to be cool but then i took a chuck norris to the knee
TomPixelMan 1 month ago
regular day in skyrim..
Gamewacher2224 1 month ago
i used to make arrow to the knee jokes but then I GREW THE FUCK UP!
TITLOVE4 1 month ago
U had summoned 36 dragons now summon 36 dragonborn so it can be even!
TheSpammerForever 1 month ago
Guard: Fear not! Come giant or dra... WHAT FOR OBLIVION!!!!!!
danilobwoser 1 month ago
what does muntered mean o3o
rbjnytfcuhvj 1 month ago
0:57 that frost dragon kissed the ground!
0:57 the frost dova kiined the ground!
dova is dragon, kiin is born.
dovakiin = dragonborn
rbjnytfcuhvj 1 month ago
@rbjnytfcuhvj So you're saying...the frost dragon borned the ground? If you're going to try sounding smart, you should prolly know what you're talking about.
MrAaron545 1 month ago
why it souns like national geographic?
whityjack 1 month ago
someone should make a hack for skyrim so you only take damage if your hit in the knee.
UrSoMeanBoss 1 month ago
seems legit...
Teleburn 1 month ago
sausage fest!
Moman427 1 month ago
NASA called, they want their computer back.
AwesomexAndy 1 month ago
Guys... I don''t know why, but this is somehow Lydia's fault.
RuneNoobLol 1 month ago
"dragonborn training"... those who didn't make the cut, please exit stage right.
airsoftgod666 1 month ago
*Pulls out to do list, scratches out "clubbing with the grey beards" and writes "FUS-RO-DAH my ass off"...*
TheEpicPuba 1 month ago
Random NPC, 5 seconds earlier: "My day may have sucked, but at least it can't get any worse!"
ZeldaFreak1987 1 month ago
Boss Battle?
MrCommentaryGuy 1 month ago
I think in this situation it would probably be required to say "shit just got real, good thing i've got my quiver full of arrows" not the one that was on the discription ha
Jackspiring 1 month ago
i used to comment somthing original the i took an arrow to the knee
thispersoniswhite 1 month ago
Anybody know what song this is?
nmestel 1 month ago
how could this happen...? i protected that tower so well just to find this...
2qwe 1 month ago
the jarl wont be happy with you
ttiago19 1 month ago
i counted 37
everyonelovesEvan 1 month ago
I like how all the houses are set ablaze..
Relosify 1 month ago
Guy at whiterun stables walks outside- "Oh yeah now i remember why i moved!"
YewsHerName 1 month ago
i used to be a dragon like you until i took fire and ice to tail
TheAbcsd12345 1 month ago
eurland-gods be praised
CheifKybo 1 month ago
YOU MY DEAR SIR, HAVE AN AMAZING COMPUTER.
washup21 1 month ago
9 people died in that fight
theEAgamer3223 1 month ago
Now spawn like a million guards
jatwood29 1 month ago
I used to be a guard like you, but then I saw 36 dragons on the horizon and ran like hell
VaultDweller95 1 month ago 21
Lol all the villagers just walkin around like nothing goin on oh shit and we wonder why they die unless we execute them of course
Helmsley100 1 month ago
I bet those damn elves had something to do with this
bigbugbomb 1 month ago
Dam nature, you scary!!!
Sevsev1000 1 month ago
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i visited whiterun.
FishizleGames 1 month ago
ODIN SAVE US....
FenixFOAD 1 month ago
@PurpleKronix dependant on the type of dragons attacking if it were 36 'Dragons' it'd be easy as pie but 36 'Ancient Dragons' you're done for
ImMoizzzzz 1 month ago
What the.....
ChloeLuvzSmallville 1 month ago
*Dragonborn walks up*
Dragonborn: Well, time to leave!
*Tries to use fast travel*
You cannot fast travel while there are enemies nearby.
Dragonborn: <:( .......... Help?....
BigMakk111 1 month ago 9
SHIT! GET EVERYONE INSIDE!!
*secure the area to continue*
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
TheMarioBurger 1 month ago
Not much destruction going on too bad they never put in collapsible buildings, would of made quite a spectacle over wise
GSHgunner 1 month ago
It's funny cause honestly I bet all seasoned skyrim players who are just fucking beast could walk out of this. I would try and I feel I could walk out of it alive. Idk who else would take on 36 dragons in that scenario?
PurpleKronix 1 month ago
Well they do always complain that they never get any action... But did anyone else notice that they were walking all casual
dmaniac369 1 month ago
Man nothing ever happens now ever sence dragonborn came...
... OH YOU MOTHER FU
SSCCCRRREEEEEEECH
Dragon: one down 39 to go I'm gonna need backup
stephoroth77 1 month ago
I WAS JUST LIKE u atill 5 fire dragons and31 ice dragons raped my face
pokemon2127 1 month ago
I hope Nazeem died.
He was a cunt.
FishizleGames 1 month ago 2
@FishizleGames Do you go to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't.
gamefreak1000000 1 month ago
Well thats just unfortunate
bootsuie 1 month ago
Three hours earlier: Dragons- the dragon born will die today! Let's burn Whiterun so he can come and we may feast on his flesh!
bbqsniper47 1 month ago
Just imagine, all those poor, poor knees. :(
123jozef1 1 month ago 101
I used to be a guard that used to be an adventurer like you, but then i took 36 dragons worth of awesome to the face.
TyroNoah 1 month ago 60
I used to guard Whiterun like you...
But then suddenly... DRAGONS.
100espada 1 month ago
We have a lot of Dragonrend to do............ Maybe call a Valor and Odahving...If they choose to come..
ZakFrickles 1 month ago
Now... try to get down here without god-mod and survive. i wish you good luck :D
nuclearman3 1 month ago
My brother's out hunting dragons, while I'm stuck here on guar- OMGWTFBBQ???!!!!
AstralAnims 1 month ago
Dragonborn- oh-da-ving
Oh-da-ving- FCK THIS IM OUT OF HERE!!!
corriec28500 1 month ago 2
I don't alway use arrows, but when I do, it's moments like this.
1coolkat69 1 month ago
Its okay you can capture atleast one of them in dragons reach.
IchiJewSan 1 month ago
I feel bad 4 the ground.
x35Gambitx 1 month ago
Luck brenuin wont notice 'em
toffeebomb 1 month ago
Lydia blocked the exit to the castle, thats why theres no guards
BatmanDrugs2 1 month ago
Dude your videos are awesome. What you need to do is have a huge battle with dragons and town guards. There will be many an arrow to the knee after it's all said and done.
runninbunchie27 1 month ago
DOHVAKIIN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
GrimReaperDMA 1 month ago
Because if the dragons had any sense, this is how they would fight.
P.S. I loled at 0:56 when the people were just idly standing by. Not like there's any danger or anything.
Famousagentman 1 month ago
This is what's gonna happen in 2012.
LiizziieLushxo 1 month ago
Надо в солитьюде так же устроить.
GleSap 1 month ago
is everybody ok?
mcgeedawg 1 month ago
Chuck Norris could beat these with only 17.5 punches...
Gazadaman86 1 month ago
2012 End of the world Skyrim style.
saber5892 1 month ago
0:57 ..... Rubber coated dragon.
They're learning...
JORDANYATES 1 month ago
This Where Storm Call Level 3 Comes In Handy.
Rocknshooting 1 month ago
"guard" watch the skys travaler"
"me" whatever (walks into town)
Wtf the F*UCK
Vitrixxs 2 months ago
well shit
DAMIANGUTHRIE 2 months ago
Just the annual town cleaning day.
teapotwar 2 months ago
Heh. Heh...Burning...Bodies. Heh. :3
teapotwar 2 months ago
Doe this actually happen in the game? or is this some hacker guy thinking hes all cool
PotHolezLive 2 months ago
@JRGamingInc um, I'm a girl so.... Glad u like teh comment :)
topturv528 2 months ago
ZURG RUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bloodisredandgreen 2 months ago
Wat is iit...? Dragons?
fengleeninja 2 months ago
Whiterun Guard: Oh shit! MEN, AIM FOR THE KNEES!
JhomasHunt 2 months ago
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
meowmoobaa4anime 2 months ago
You got dragon problems, I feel bad for you son. I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.
topturv528 2 months ago
@topturv528 YES LOL i woke everyone up laughing bro <3
JRGamingInc 2 months ago
Watch the skies traveler
KittyPlaysViolin 2 months ago
Counted 33 lol try again :-
geel7benftw 2 months ago
1 Dragonborn VS 36. God damn.
RainbowHooves 2 months ago
I fought off 3 dragons once, but 36!?
Now that would be something :D
UrbanDestination 2 months ago
notice there is no one in whiterun in the video lol
kidomaruss 2 months ago
@kidomaruss they're dead!!!!
FunnyJokerz999 2 months ago
Jarl: So... I wonder how we're going to capture all these dragons at Dragonsreach :S
daplayer 2 months ago
@MrFlier123 You can't even spell arrow right...
SmurfThePanda 2 months ago
So much Flies here...
DeSerT97 2 months ago
And the citizens are like "We dont give a shit"
MrModernPro 2 months ago
This is why I wanted to live in Windhelm. Damn dragons can never leave anything alone.
aesiqui 2 months ago
On the bright side, Whiterun still has a Jarl. Maybe.
WithAnInvisibleQ 2 months ago
.... BUT THEN I TOOK AN ARROR TO THE KNEE
MrFlier123 2 months ago
@MrFlier123 You took an ERROR to the Knee?
TheHoodedStrider 2 months ago
Kind of reminds me of this one time when I had to fight two dragons at the same time but luckily I was next to a giant's camp so they helped me out (before they blasted me into the next elder scrolls game that is.)
MRdotSmil3Z 2 months ago
lol if this were for real whiterun would be fucked!
bronwhard 2 months ago
Yep. We're all boned.
ShiroNoOokami 2 months ago
Dovakiin: No prob......(faints)
Reaperking66 2 months ago
Guard: I know you're the dovakin, but you're f***ed.
gigantos6ft2 2 months ago
Whiterun guard captain: What happened t our tower lookout?! Whiterun guard: I believe he is trying to the the misfired arrow unloved from his knee Sir!
SirDialis 2 months ago
My holy fucking shit skill just increased to 100
ChurnedAUTO 2 months ago
they dont call it dragons reach for nuthin
sonicbaboon 2 months ago
Guard: *Pats your back* Goodluck, Dovakiin *Runs, screaming*
MysteryoftheGods 2 months ago
whiterun is doomed
gamertilldawn 2 months ago
Player.placeatme afuckloadofdragons
Timoriumm 2 months ago
I've always imagined of seeing an ACTUAL dragon army but this has made my day or evening.....whatever.
UndeadRulez1 2 months ago
It's dragons attacking at separate times he just mashed the footage together
ironicusername44 2 months ago
@ironicusername44 if you dont like dragons then piss off. WOO GO DRAGONS!
IThievAlot 2 months ago
IMMA FIREN MAH LAZAR!!!
Dragon style
applepietastesbad1 2 months ago
Hmmm elder scrolls 6?
0oMinceMeato0 2 months ago
well i guess that city is *puts on sunglasses* screwed! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BIGGUYRULES 2 months ago
@BIGGUYRULES Correction: Well I guess that city is *puts on sunglasses* toasted!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Korso213 2 months ago
ok so... where the hell are you?
H8tersLuvMe1 2 months ago in playlist More videos from STuKKie86
And I thought it was bad when two dragons attacked me D:
AnnoyingFruitcake 2 months ago in playlist More videos from STuKKie86
Pshh.. And the Jarl said he was prepared for this...
Skelator666 2 months ago
@stukkie86 what is the music called?
SpartanFalcon300 2 months ago
"I used to be an adventurer like you, then i took an arrow in the-" *dragon swoops down and rips guard in half*
dareapa1 2 months ago
Whiterun Guard: "No lollygaggin'."
BethsBroadcast 2 months ago
That's one flame-resistant dead tree.
DelanoSeven 2 months ago
Gotta keep my eyes open... damned dragons could swoop down at any ti- HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!
mexicanginger4 2 months ago 48
thats alot of drag souls =0
vegetasreincarnatin 2 months ago 5
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vegetasreincarnatin 2 months ago
If what ever you using (pc,conssole) can handly this how about 20 dragons 250 guards!?!?!
airsoftgod211 2 months ago
That's what a thane do.
Lazarus171 2 months ago
finish him!!
choas1211 2 months ago
@FrenchDavid50
choas1211 2 months ago
So much for I won't let a dragon burn down my city and slaughter my people lol xD
GoldenanglerXD 2 months ago
now thats the second largest group of huge long dragons Ive seen ever seen cum at me
yohanman1 2 months ago
Let me guess, someone stole their sweetroll?
MrBerstler 2 months ago 11
I have a story for all of you and it goes like this
One day the dovahkiin had to go tothe bathroom he found a family of 36 dragon's and asked them if he could use there bathroom after he finished going pee he left the dragon's noticed he did not flush......
sevarel hour's later they go to white run to burn the town down..the end
johnboy7822 2 months ago
I kinda wish there were a series of events that you could follow that causes this.
itchykami 2 months ago
@itchykami
dovahkiin: HEY DRAGONS
dragons: yeah
dovahkiin: WHITERUN THINKS YOU ALL
SUCK EGGS
dragons: those BASTARDS
*this happens*
BlockisticStudios 2 months ago
@BlockisticStudios Also, I always feel bad when a dragon attacks a town, and is able to kill like the blacksmith before dying, even though I didn't even involve myself in the fight. It's like, really, that's all you got?
itchykami 1 month ago
It's a miracle the buildings haven't burned down yet.
freezer365 2 months ago 2