ZJ you do realise that if you get fined or summoned for a traffic offense the email about it will go straight to your trash and you'll end up getting a bigger fine? Hmm... do you think the email harrassment was deliberate to raise more money this way?
Don't care what gender you are or how you dress for that matter, it's all some social humbug, what I do think though, is that you're hilarious when you explain stuff xD. Made my day, thanks :p.
People like this are the reason when I send some of my work or some humourous story I wrote to all my friends, I get mistaken for the Captain Dumbass type. No, I'm not forwarding. No, it's not going to the whole contact list. It's original material and it's going to the friends I thought would like it.
Youtube has become nothing else but a battleground of words for idiots and morons. When i go see a video about the Japan earthquake you see people arguing about religion. When you go see a video about an upcoming movie you`ll see stupid arguments about economy or...whatever.
But If you even try to comment wisely you`ll get slammed by hate mail and comments.
ok so im guessing your gay, well thats not wrong or anything but, you dress up like a women. Gay Men do not like women, so why would you dress up like a women when gay guys dont like women. I dont mean to be offensive, im just curious.
@jjason55740 i know! i had a friend who was on aoHELl and he wanted to get rid of them but they gave him te run-around, kept getting put on hold, told that "Oh, this is not the right department, let me connect you to... etc. Finally, he had to call his bank and get a new card because they werestill charging it, Also, AOhelL works its way into your computer and messes with the DSN so that you CAN'T get rid of it, he had to finally format the HD & reinstall the OS And start over.
Using up all that bandwidth for nothing. bunch of dumb-asses !! :p
Thats what happens when you let technology continuasly expand in a faster going evolution then a the average Joe can keep up with. One's read a line that go' like this:
"How can people find balance if there ability to adapt is pushed by its limits by technological evolution"
Maybe people should think about that line a bit more often...
I kind of want a systray icon to randomly pop up a windows bubble with "Alert: Someone on youtube thinks you are a faggot!" The one and only button there is labeled 'Ok'.
PS. I'm not homosexual and I also feel there is a difference between being gay and being a faggot, and sometimes it's just plain ol' fun to be a big ol' faggot.
I'm so glad I only give some people my actual email address. I have my for family email address made for the purpose of family members. I haven't looked at it since I made it... *see what my family may have sent*
@pierepresentative8 I disagree with your disagreement. You'd be an idiot on youtube typing useless and retarded comments no matter what you had in your head.
Wow, this is so true! I have an uncle that sends stupid chain crap to my email. He does this to a bunch of other people too, including my mom who is equally annoyed. It hasnt happened in awhile, thankfully. I dont have bandwidth limitations, but thats not the point. Its just plain annoying!
Omigod, yes. For a while, I began to seriously wonder if the faculty of sending continuous junk mail to EVERYONE in one's email address book was a prerequisite to join the AARP. Seriously. My own grandmother used to inundate me daily.... until I changed my email address. :p
The people who run computers for the government are those who totally failed to find employment in private industry. They become time servers trying to maintain mountains of inherited, outdated code, which is riddled with bugs and viruses, and which is run on obsolete technology. If possible NEVER trust any government agency with personal information that you wouldn't post on a public net site.
Out of all the videos I’ve seen so far, this one has to be my favorite. People do need to learn internet and email etiquette!!! I do not believe that just because you are anonymous on the internet that you can be purposely rude or annoying. And for email, I agree with everything said in this video.
LOL i know EXACTLY what you mean... my sister is exactly like that... i am going to send her this URL. i have become a fan of yours for your genuinely well thought out and articulate videos.
And captain dumb ass doesn't want to get just buy a new one? Lol, quit wasting your time trying to stop people. Anyone who would do this to people in the first place would not just quit because you said so.
Unfortunately the ideas you presented here are NEVER going to be implemented. The reason I say this is because it's bad business practice.
Automated advertising is used because it is cheap and can be reproduced to the billionth power for relatively free. The reason why they have a 10 day waiting period is that the government has a law stating that a business is not responsible for any request which is older than 10 business days. So while ideally they would stop it won't ever.
I know, sometimes I get chainmail from my stepmother and grandma.
But most of my junk mail is stupid idiotic chainmail from people I don't know, but my friend's friends' friends' know, and excuse me while I attempt not to curse in this next statement. I ABSOLUTELY HATE IT!!!
I also had a relative that ccd 1001 stupid jokes and silly pictures, or facile moronic supposed-to-be-deep stories about crap.
Luckily, some time in the past when I changed email providers, my mother (the only family member whom I share my email address with) made the fortunate oversight of not sending her my new email.
So I feel your pain on this one, though I'm probably as old or older than your mom. I think the difference is based on comfort with technology rather than generational.
I've seen this video a few times and somethings always bugged me. I don't want to be nit picky, but dropping a row, well drop is a DDL statement. I think you mean DELETE which is a DML statement. i.e.: you drop tables, you delete rows.
"10 Business Days!?" Soooo freaking true. If you've determined how to flood my inbox with advertisements daily, you should be able to figure out a instant unsubscribe method.
Also, I am forwarding this video to every contact in my email address book.
I'm a dude, dude. Not the manliest of men, but a man nonetheless. And it's probably for the best, because if I was a girl... I wouldn't be very good-looking.
@ZJemptv Brilliant reply. Keep 'em off balance! Though I can identify too with lil caesar - what's in a name, one wonders? Remember the girl of the Hanson kids? You know, you learn to be 100% sure of your case before you develop a new crush..... :-) And I think you're crush-worthy. A woman with a good brain does that for me, anyway.
Ha! I know exactly what you mean. I know several people who do this. I get several of these 'joke' emails a day that include dozens of other people's email addresses I don't know and I wonder who else is getting my email address.
A good phone should have a cap on how much it will download for each message. And even then, most email clients just get the headers. And only then would you deserve it to read "FWD: FWD: FWD: lolcats.avi".
Before I move to my new location and got a new email account, I used to get roughly 200 to 250 emails a day. Roughly one or two of them was actually for me from someone I knew and wanted to get email from.
Thankfully, the Spam has all but stop, though my penis is no larger and the middle eastern Prince has yet to sent me the multi-millions of dollars that I dutifully paid for.
Unfortunately, the problem with having the ability to connect with the majority of the world through the internet...is that you can connect with the majority of the world through the internet.
Humans, in general, are selfish, chowderheaded yutzes and, alas, it's taken us this long to actually CONFIRM that assertion...
ZJ you do realise that if you get fined or summoned for a traffic offense the email about it will go straight to your trash and you'll end up getting a bigger fine? Hmm... do you think the email harrassment was deliberate to raise more money this way?
newperve 6 months ago
Don't care what gender you are or how you dress for that matter, it's all some social humbug, what I do think though, is that you're hilarious when you explain stuff xD. Made my day, thanks :p.
FoxvoxDK 7 months ago
This reminds me of the Strong Bad email where Strong Bad complains about emails with more than one FWD: or RE: . Lol
SuperNoahZark 7 months ago
People like this are the reason when I send some of my work or some humourous story I wrote to all my friends, I get mistaken for the Captain Dumbass type. No, I'm not forwarding. No, it's not going to the whole contact list. It's original material and it's going to the friends I thought would like it.
TheCeejReturns 10 months ago
I hear yahoo mail is better than google mail. Is that rue?
wolgreth 1 year ago
Youtube has become nothing else but a battleground of words for idiots and morons. When i go see a video about the Japan earthquake you see people arguing about religion. When you go see a video about an upcoming movie you`ll see stupid arguments about economy or...whatever.
But If you even try to comment wisely you`ll get slammed by hate mail and comments.
Ometopada 1 year ago
Captain Dumbass. lol.
RDeathbringer 1 year ago
so who is this captain dumb ass
canderson2750 1 year ago
LOL Idot reminds me of my sister.
Nicenice404 1 year ago
what does this vid have to do with sexuality..i don't get some of the comments here..pff
JanIsBoy5 1 year ago
ok so im guessing your gay, well thats not wrong or anything but, you dress up like a women. Gay Men do not like women, so why would you dress up like a women when gay guys dont like women. I dont mean to be offensive, im just curious.
longhornman40 1 year ago
@longhornman40
What about the straight girls who dress feminine? Or the straight boys who dress in men's clothing? It's just the way they dress, dude.
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Daghead 1 year ago
@jjason55740 i know! i had a friend who was on aoHELl and he wanted to get rid of them but they gave him te run-around, kept getting put on hold, told that "Oh, this is not the right department, let me connect you to... etc. Finally, he had to call his bank and get a new card because they werestill charging it, Also, AOhelL works its way into your computer and messes with the DSN so that you CAN'T get rid of it, he had to finally format the HD & reinstall the OS And start over.
boyceps in reply to jjason55740 (Show the comment) 1 year ago
Every time I watch (or re-watch) one of your videos, I reach for the "Subscribe" button, only to remember that I already subscribed long ago... :-)
ChilapaOfTheAmazons 1 year ago
I lol'd.
poniesinashed 1 year ago
@poniesinashed Someone who values humor, yeah!
henkvanderlaak in reply to poniesinashed (Show the comment) 1 year ago
For one's, a subject I can COMPLETELY agree on :p
Using up all that bandwidth for nothing. bunch of dumb-asses !! :p
Thats what happens when you let technology continuasly expand in a faster going evolution then a the average Joe can keep up with. One's read a line that go' like this:
"How can people find balance if there ability to adapt is pushed by its limits by technological evolution"
Maybe people should think about that line a bit more often...
OrangeBuddxBE 1 year ago
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OrangeBuddxBE 1 year ago
Every word is so true!!!
AlexThomson1000 1 year ago
I kind of want a systray icon to randomly pop up a windows bubble with "Alert: Someone on youtube thinks you are a faggot!" The one and only button there is labeled 'Ok'.
PS. I'm not homosexual and I also feel there is a difference between being gay and being a faggot, and sometimes it's just plain ol' fun to be a big ol' faggot.
lootsorrow 1 year ago
I'm so glad I only give some people my actual email address. I have my for family email address made for the purpose of family members. I haven't looked at it since I made it... *see what my family may have sent*
Infernape7890 1 year ago
i wipe my shmagma all over little people with long hair and home-schooler glasses
blargendefed 1 year ago
@pierepresentative8 I disagree with your disagreement. You'd be an idiot on youtube typing useless and retarded comments no matter what you had in your head.
SweetElf 1 year ago
Wow, this is so true! I have an uncle that sends stupid chain crap to my email. He does this to a bunch of other people too, including my mom who is equally annoyed. It hasnt happened in awhile, thankfully. I dont have bandwidth limitations, but thats not the point. Its just plain annoying!
LotusDragon09 1 year ago
Omigod, yes. For a while, I began to seriously wonder if the faculty of sending continuous junk mail to EVERYONE in one's email address book was a prerequisite to join the AARP. Seriously. My own grandmother used to inundate me daily.... until I changed my email address. :p
2MixFix 1 year ago
Don't call yourself a "faggot." It demeans your dignity as a person.
starfish1945 1 year ago
The people who run computers for the government are those who totally failed to find employment in private industry. They become time servers trying to maintain mountains of inherited, outdated code, which is riddled with bugs and viruses, and which is run on obsolete technology. If possible NEVER trust any government agency with personal information that you wouldn't post on a public net site.
colourmegone 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
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king12124545 1 year ago
Go Captain Dumbass! xD
Epic fail :p
paulmag91 1 year ago
Out of all the videos I’ve seen so far, this one has to be my favorite. People do need to learn internet and email etiquette!!! I do not believe that just because you are anonymous on the internet that you can be purposely rude or annoying. And for email, I agree with everything said in this video.
NESsubscriber 1 year ago
captain dumbass. priceless.
MisanthropeKing 1 year ago 3
LOL i know EXACTLY what you mean... my sister is exactly like that... i am going to send her this URL. i have become a fan of yours for your genuinely well thought out and articulate videos.
boyceps 1 year ago
Ermm... this is why people don't use e-mail anymore at all since like... 2006. o_O
Oh wait, I am already stating something you know. D:
Dastreus 1 year ago
It is the year 2010
MyNameNoLongerExists 1 year ago
And captain dumb ass doesn't want to get just buy a new one? Lol, quit wasting your time trying to stop people. Anyone who would do this to people in the first place would not just quit because you said so.
MyNameNoLongerExists 1 year ago
Don't use Gmail. Use Yahoo! Mail.
MyNameNoLongerExists 1 year ago
Captain Dumbass LOL!
JPa311979 1 year ago
Unfortunately the ideas you presented here are NEVER going to be implemented. The reason I say this is because it's bad business practice.
Automated advertising is used because it is cheap and can be reproduced to the billionth power for relatively free. The reason why they have a 10 day waiting period is that the government has a law stating that a business is not responsible for any request which is older than 10 business days. So while ideally they would stop it won't ever.
WarcowUshi 1 year ago
Captain Dumbass away!!!!!!!
Superunknown190 1 year ago
Man, this was such an awesome video that I'm going to download it and send it to all of my friends!!
artman2oo3 1 year ago
How hard is it to set up a filter that sends all of Cpt. Dumbass' emails straight to the trash?
alexg888 1 year ago
This is why I don't give my grandma my email address. Only had to learn that lesson once....
dreamlikedigital 2 years ago
Hahah!
My mum does this too.
It's like it comes from the twenty years ago!
even my grandad, who is quite a smart guy, emails these.
Sundrownpaw45 2 years ago
I know, sometimes I get chainmail from my stepmother and grandma.
But most of my junk mail is stupid idiotic chainmail from people I don't know, but my friend's friends' friends' know, and excuse me while I attempt not to curse in this next statement. I ABSOLUTELY HATE IT!!!
katanaman423 2 years ago 9
@katanaman423
happens to me too!
Sundrownpaw45 in reply to katanaman423 (Show the comment) 2 years ago
btw I'm 21 and still use email as a primary medium of communication
phlexonance 2 years ago
"how hard do you have to fail when AOL is the one getting rid of you" lmao :D
phlexonance 2 years ago 44
exactly.
DarkSunshineRain in reply to phlexonance (Show the comment) 2 years ago
rofl i couldn't stop laughing
blingking880 2 years ago 2
Ever had chain over chain of fake messages like: "Powerful virus is going to burn your entire pc, and you can't do nothing".
If you receive one, it's probably a derivate from a chain of the 1995, just to let you know :D
MrShoy 2 years ago
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Reglerin 2 years ago
"Let's call him Captain Dumbass" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Good one.
DarkSunshineRain 2 years ago
I also had a relative that ccd 1001 stupid jokes and silly pictures, or facile moronic supposed-to-be-deep stories about crap.
Luckily, some time in the past when I changed email providers, my mother (the only family member whom I share my email address with) made the fortunate oversight of not sending her my new email.
So I feel your pain on this one, though I'm probably as old or older than your mom. I think the difference is based on comfort with technology rather than generational.
dowekeller 2 years ago
lol i hope you got that out of your system zj
econchick 2 years ago
0:20.. lmao... Thank you.. I don't even have to say anything. :D
CelestialObscurity 2 years ago
lmfao when i spammer pretending to be a half naked woman on myspace XD lmfao i love that cuz its fuckin annoying i get those all the time.
TheWolfFable 2 years ago
My uncle and my great uncle do this sometimes. Not as extremely as Captain Dumbass though. They just send out dumb jokes every once in awhile.
searenee 2 years ago
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ScrewAttackChina 2 years ago
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ScrewAttackChina 2 years ago
I've seen this video a few times and somethings always bugged me. I don't want to be nit picky, but dropping a row, well drop is a DDL statement. I think you mean DELETE which is a DML statement. i.e.: you drop tables, you delete rows.
ScrewAttackChina 2 years ago
I just recieved an invitation from a person at facebook.
And I haven't even got any account there.
EasytoonGuy 3 years ago
So that's what Bcc does! I've always wondered, just never enough to actually find out...
ScepticFanBoi 3 years ago
"10 Business Days!?" Soooo freaking true. If you've determined how to flood my inbox with advertisements daily, you should be able to figure out a instant unsubscribe method.
Also, I am forwarding this video to every contact in my email address book.
tuscani2k03 3 years ago
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are you a guy or a girl ? I seriously cant tell
lilcaesar09 3 years ago
I'm a dude, dude. Not the manliest of men, but a man nonetheless. And it's probably for the best, because if I was a girl... I wouldn't be very good-looking.
ZJemptv in reply to lilcaesar09 (Show the comment) 3 years ago 35
@ZJemptv
I disagree i think you would be a good looking woman =)
CharcoalTrio in reply to ZJemptv (Show the comment) 1 year ago 3
You are so funny!!
DoomNoMore in reply to ZJemptv (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@ZJemptv Brilliant reply. Keep 'em off balance! Though I can identify too with lil caesar - what's in a name, one wonders? Remember the girl of the Hanson kids? You know, you learn to be 100% sure of your case before you develop a new crush..... :-) And I think you're crush-worthy. A woman with a good brain does that for me, anyway.
henkvanderlaak in reply to ZJemptv (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@ZJemptv Thats not true you're gorgeous
informationrevolt in reply to ZJemptv (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@ZJemptv Rosie Sweetheart Jones! Now that you are well known, Has the number of personal emails incresed? How many? <3 U
azzy314159 in reply to ZJemptv (Show the comment) 9 months ago
@ZJemptv YOUR BEUTIFUL and im glad your a guy :D *im a gay chubby chaser but your adorable, i know your not chubby*
DeathIIV in reply to ZJemptv (Show the comment) 5 months ago
Ha! I know exactly what you mean. I know several people who do this. I get several of these 'joke' emails a day that include dozens of other people's email addresses I don't know and I wonder who else is getting my email address.
golddigger159 3 years ago
A good phone should have a cap on how much it will download for each message. And even then, most email clients just get the headers. And only then would you deserve it to read "FWD: FWD: FWD: lolcats.avi".
blumph 3 years ago
Before I move to my new location and got a new email account, I used to get roughly 200 to 250 emails a day. Roughly one or two of them was actually for me from someone I knew and wanted to get email from.
Thankfully, the Spam has all but stop, though my penis is no larger and the middle eastern Prince has yet to sent me the multi-millions of dollars that I dutifully paid for.
blueboyblue 3 years ago
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fwd: fwd: fwd:
I think you're gay.
;-) :-D
Scrapheap71 3 years ago
Seriously, people are such a pain. Not many people even have the decency to read RFC 1855! =)
sy1234 3 years ago
I hate chain mail. :<
Mark0o0Polo 3 years ago
Unfortunately, the problem with having the ability to connect with the majority of the world through the internet...is that you can connect with the majority of the world through the internet.
Humans, in general, are selfish, chowderheaded yutzes and, alas, it's taken us this long to actually CONFIRM that assertion...
BionicDance 3 years ago
Religious emails are another annoying thing that people forward to everyone.
gab00n 3 years ago