Phil Collins versus Ultimate Warrior - WrestleCrap

[Billinois78]

These guys aren't funny. I mean really. You can tell they were trying so hard to come up with clever things to say but every remark fell sadly flat. It would've been funnier if they didn't say a word and just played the clip.

[Guest1001]

Is the guy on the left the actor who played Edgar Stiles in 24? It's dark, so it's hard to tell, but it looks like it could be him.

[mermaidman1985]

the song is fine no way it sucks

[awelcruiz]

24 people have NO hearts.

[sserpent21]

Gilbert Gottfried and the Warrior. Fantastic.

And Vennessa Williams doesn't hurt the eyes either.

[homosforhellwig]

Warrior looks great here. SWING!!!

[JKTube]

IMDB doesn't have a listing for this TV special, under either Phil Collins or the Warrior.

[williamhowe1]

Warrior press slamed Phil Collins in the air tonight! Pun intended!

[MegaSpiderMan]

This video is absolute proof that Vince Mcmahon has always been a moron. Ever since the beggining. You are the best wrestling reviewers ever. Screw those who say you suck, because you don't suck whatsoever.

[MRobert21]

RD Reynolds and Wrestlecrap rule the World. Now I know why every TNA pay per view is named after a Phil Collins song. I want to know when Collins is going to get his win back from Warrior. I still must know the original source of this video.

[icompatible]

Very annoying and unecessary commentary

[hgonz14]

At least good ol Phil has a much better workrate then assfucks like the mediocre Khali and Batista.

[gertschimerger]

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[mrtrin]

The worst thing about this, is that in the "match" the warrior's moveset just miraculously doubled.

I mean really. A boston crab into a camel clutch?

chain wrestling?

WARRIOR?

no way.

[bonessack]

ahahahaahah get this man a friggin Slammy Award. Maybe if Cena wrestled Phil Collins...he could evolve past punch, shoulder block, body slam, 5 knuckle, Mitchinoku driver. Nope.......

[mrtrin]

I stopped watching (current) wrestling three years ago. When did Cena start doing a michinoku driver?

I mean honestly... there's never been a wwf(e) champion that's had that big of a moveset (unless its one of the big 4 PPVs)... the 5 moves of doom are like a chorus in a song. And writers play off that familiarity to create a suspenseful ending. Its a necessary evil to be honest. I don't like Cena, but damn if he isn't using the hell out of the talent that he does have.

[Mistertbones]

I thought only good wrestlers did boston crabs into camel clutches!

[mrtrin]

@Mistertbones

He's certainly one of the worst champions by internet cynic standards, but hell, to still be talked about 15 years later... gotta be doin SOMETHIN right.

But god... if they took that gimmick... let the Nietzschian ranting go full force, get him an Ayn Randish manager (and i know managers don't exist anymore) and make it a heel gimmick...

FUCKING GOLD.

[Mistertbones]

THe Ultimate WArrior doesn't even know how to do a headlock!

[mrtrin]

@Mistertbones

Maybe... but the skill he did have, he parlayed into a world title run.

[merseymasala]

I produced this. It was part of a TV special on CBS called "Seriously...Phil Collins." The outfit is covered in hearts because (duh) the song is "Two Hearts." We shot this in Philadelphia and Phil's stunt double was a wrestler called Bud Licious...

[edvhou812]

@merseymasala I'm sure Phil was enthused when he was shown the outfit on production day.

[mononokehime316uk]

The wrestlecrap duo are very funny and write great wrestling books.

[loverocket]

They got to do more commentaries, this was hilarious. I think theyre too hard on Phil tho, he was a real sport and a great talent

[justinappleton]

warrior is too old

[timjwhite]

THIS WAS A STUPID IDEA.

[spadegarden]

wwe should hire the warrior and put him on ecw and make him the fourth member of extreme expose and they could all shake there asses to phil collins while kelly kelly does a handstand!

[nik0la007]

MOTHERFUCKERS... Don't fuck with Phil Collins!!!!!

[showstealer1829]

Everyone complaining about the commentarys....please kill yourselves, you have no sense of humor

[blind51de]

Kill yourselves, faggots.

[CrystalTears234]

commentary was absolute shit. newsflash:

you're not funny

you're not insightful

you're not cool

aside from that quite a good vid

[koolaid28]

LOL That's fucked up!

[vanhagar3000]

Wrestlecrap needs more video inductions. Cheap Seats showed that wrestling has so much potential for mocking.

[emercito]

Ahaha that´s funny. phil collins doing it was marvelous, ahahahaha. I hve never see it before, uahauahaauahahahaha

[Ashkihyena]

I love that no one pays attention to the fact that RD and company put up the un-commentaried one on their page as well. *Rolls eyes at people*

[Torr1boy]

what is this any way did this actually happen?

[Torr1boy]

Hey it comes with commentary

[xaozzz]

faggot

[mancini3030]

this would have been a lot funnier if they would shut the hell up and let the video play. SHUT THE HELL UP, i don't wanna hear your nerdy ass squaking over the hilarity!

[IconoclasticMuch]

This would have been funny if, you know, there wasn't a third-rate MST3K attempt going on over it. Thanks, RD and Blade, but no thanks.

[crap4face]

The ref is Pretty Boy Larry Sharpe

[00UltimateSin00]

Here is the backstory for those that don't know. Phil Collins had a special on tv it was long like 2 hours or something. It had a crappy plot and through out the movie Phil Collins would break into songs you know almost disney like. In the special his manger calls him and says I have a greta idea we'll have you wrestle in your next video. That is why Phil is wrestling the Warrior. It was the best part of the whole lame show.

[Bradland013]

Wrestlecrap, best wrestling web site ever!

[neoyamaneko]

Wrestlecrap is cool when they're typing out well thought out stuff, but these guys sound g.h.e.y when they try to make jokes off the cuff.

[JoaquinM1989]

don't like it

[gottalock]

Ohh Wrestlecrap how you make me laugh everyday. After this squash match I bet Phil joined OWN like the Boody man....

[DamienDraiman]

This beats Halloween Havoc 1998 between Hogan and Warrior, cause at least Collins didn't mess up spots like hogan

[liquidsnake8]

A worthy inductee in the WrestleCrap hall of fame!

[gogololichan]

What I want to know is: Why did respectable Mike Rutherford and Tony Banks continue to let this douche destroy their band after this? Aside from that, this video is full of hilarity.

[gary108]

Warrior's heel turn on Collins is on par with Hulk Hogan's when he joined the nWo.

[gary108]

There's easter egg on the Warrior DVD in which Collins claims he won the match and the title and was set to headline WMania. But Warrior used his creative control and Vinny Mac carefully edited the tape, which actually ends with Collins having the Warrior tapping like a bitch. Vince screwed Phil.

[Bradland013]

Where do you find that on the DVD? I only found the commercial to the Warrior Wrestling school.

[trueenglishman]

Hilarious play by play guys, had me in stiches.

[DeaconYourmouth]

Gay.

[Daelock]

That match showcased more moves than Warrior ever actually used. That stiff bastard wouldn't even put Phil Collins over.

Love the commentary by RD and Blade!

[nfquinea]

Anybody know the name of this song??

[bill1985]

I guess we won't be getting the rematch anytime soon?

[Ashkihyena]

Ah, thank you very much, I couldn't remember what his last name was. And is his name now actully Warrior Warrior and not Jim Warrior, oh dear, that should tell you something about the guy.

[mentalbeaver]

His name is just Warrior now. He commented a few months ago on the misconception that he changed his name to Warrior Warrior.

[Ashkihyena]

Ah, another thing I didn't actully know about. Still kinda frighting though.

[felicity4711]

Thanks for posting this...any chance of a version with just the original audio? I want to experience the full atrocity. :-)

[Ashkihyena]

For everyone whose asking, no, the /real/ Warrior, Jim Helsing (or something like that), though its now Jim Warrior, is still alive.

As for the video itself, I never expected this in my life. Oh boy, and unlike some of the people here, I love the commentary you guys did on this, and I thank you for posting the video without commentary as well.

[bos10]

arent all the ultimate warriors dead? ultimate warriors' career was too short. the fame n ghg got to them

[nickb492]

what the hell is this

[johnsmdm]

the warrior should have clothesline Phil on to the concrete, grab ?Nobbs and piledrive him, stuff Gilbert headfirst into a toilet bowl, then score Vanessa.

[Lawless66007]

LMAO damn that sucks. Well at least Phil lasted longer than The Honky Tonk Man LOL.

[GordonSmack]

That was.... I dont even know how to describe what I just saw. It was really really bad, the commentary was good though.

[RBFaust]

Wow. Awesome crap, but call me back when Reynolds hits puberty

[digidestined06]

rofl when i heard about this, i thought you were just making this up. lol thats funny stuff

[thevoid99]

I don't fucking believe this. That's funny except for the commentary.

[HandsomeTaylor]

I guess it was at this moment where Ultimate Warrior put his "not-so-nice-turn" to homosexuality.

[Ripplin]

Instead of making whiny, useless comments like 90% of YouTube users, I'm just going to say "thank you, RD and Blade!"

And "I hope NBC or WWE doesn't get rid of this." :P

[rayhs]

You sound like a 12 year old

[gregalon]

Phil's definitely worthy of a Jobber of the Week award. Shame on you guys for not working in a "queering doesn't make the world work" joke. Especially after the Elton John quip. :-D

[TedTabas]

Wow your commentary blows - can you post this without your egomaniac voice. Now I'm never buying another book of your again

[josephkata]

LOL! What gave you the egomaniacal idea from RD's voice? Was it the screeching in his voice? The pre-pubescent cracking? Yeah, he sounds like he's got a BIG ego.

And in other news, I don't think I ever had seen the "Warriuh" do a Boston Crab AND a Camel Clutch in the same match. Amazing.

[RealCowboyWayne]

The best actual wrestling I've ever seen out of the Warrior LOL

[zerolizard]

MY EYES!!! MY PRECIOUS EYES!!!

[mwng]

Damn, can you put the original video up too? (Not that I don't like your wonderful commentary, I'm just intrigued...)