Chinese Jokes - Please Don't Be Offended

[TheMuse1212]

One word- loser

[david919771]

Wtf datzz fukenn retarted yurr voice and da jokezz all gay!!

[workh4rd]

I didn't get the Chinese and Jew joke.

[lukebccb]

I turned into a flaming homosexual after viewing this video.



[Commenteronlylolz]

"Don't be offended, but you're a nigger"

that wont work in real life

[banapajero]

fuck chinks actually. i hate people that are full of pride. Almost all asians I've seen are stuck up. fucking weaboos won't admit it. Stop orshiping Japan fags, and don't make it seem like thats not the reason you're offended by this video for you non asians

[Kennethkurtz]

Shut the fuck up u stupid slope

[CJ12614]

Fail! First of all the jokes sucked. You didn't even say the jokes, u had to read them from a computer screen. your voice was to distracting, and i just think that u offended your race, but not by your jokes, but with a horrible way of making a video.

P.S. You suck!

[MrLOLstream]

i dont understand wtf he is saying i think he is fking a cat or somthin waste of watching

[a11funderburke]

fag

[commonNcrime]

this is like kicking some random person on the street in the balls for absolutely no reason and afterwards saying, don't be mad.

your mom must be proud.

[grayfox45567]

funny how you're making fun of yourself. you fail lol

[TheBoy4241]

u make us look really bad

[mohammad2fly]

first of all u look chinese 2nd why are u cutting ass on ur own race you and put money ur name is (ching chong wing chong makah hyah)

[1deeed]

alright i nnoa turtle that can do better

[Evanforevertill2012]

U SUCK , GET OFF THE FUCKIN STAGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[goodfreey]

?????? Hope u dont get offended. But that's lame!!!!! Hey hear a good one. What make Chinese people run fast. By screaming. GODZILLA!!!! :)

[RBikeEnthusiast1]

@goodfreey Hmmm, that sure makes Japanese people run real fast. You know what makes Old Country Chinese people run real fast, screaming JAPANESE!

[MickJagoffable]

hahahahaha this is fucking hilarious

[MickJagoffable]

KING PWAAN FWIED WICE????

[tommyxx1998t]

* white

[tommyxx1998t]

Why don't 2 Chinese people have a white kid?..,! Because to wongs don't make a wight

[ymk19]

would pay all my cash in the bank just to remove this video from youtube...

[patsaints15]

dude your not funny just runaway from home

[multgizer]

hahhahahha u are funny

[AlcoholicSemenStain]

Ching Chong chi chang???? fucking disgrace

[HeyRustyJames]

If I Was This "Wise Guy" I'd Delete The Video, This Guy Swears Like An 1 Year Old And Has The Voice Of A Pre-adolescent Chinese Bum Boy.

Quite Frankly This Sad Hypocritical Loser Should Be Nominated For A Scholarship To A Mental Health Institute, And The Jokes Aren't Even Funny.

[gamrzballin1240]

ur gay as hell kid

[SUPERJOYK]

spit the mother-fucking balls out first then talk

[TheLycantis]

Ok, I literally got to 2 seconds and couldn't stand his falsetto... I didn't even hear the jokes but if he's going to talk like that I just can't listen to this.

[GalaxyWYX]

@TheLycantis he didn't talk like that. PS : jokes not funny AT ALL.

[TheLycantis]

@GalaxyWYX Thanks, I saved myself regret then =) Even if he didn't talk like that the whole video, the first few seconds ruins my will to even want to watch it.

~Lycantis

[Althegreat64]

this is annoying... like i wanna murder you annoying

[Updehill]

Self hatered....... Discuss!

[PsnZvFreak]

oh oh oh i'm now Offended , pls dont say that again :( ,

[GavinTrettel]

i am extremly offended



[torso99]

any 1 have muslim jokes?

[TheLycantis]

@torso99

What's the difference between Muslims and a pile of screaming babies?

Muslims wear their diapers on their heads.

Why do they wear the diaper on their heads?

Everything that comes out of their mouths is all crap.

P.S. I am not racist (or anti-religion in this case) it was just a response and I happened to have heard that joke.

[royaladam]

It was ok.

[234solidsnake]

with dental floss i can still see



[nepalihercules]

LAME, FAKE AND GAY

[darkthunder697]

wait, hes a guy?

[led501826]

why is the asian one making the asian jokes? nuthin makes sense n e more...

[bedtimeformelol]

@led501826 ummm..... because we are bored : D

[ajgotskills]

Haha thiss is soo funny ! i don't get why people can't take a joke !

[mean2y0u]

this guy is awesome! he can take a joke!

[sonicunl]

Why are people so mad? Dont get mad at jokes Cause theyre only jokes. I guess people cant take jokes about their own kind.. And Kra7as The chinese arent superior their neither better or worse then america you have no right what so ever to be talking about america like that, Your just some asshole blabing about a bunch of bullshit. How does this feel? Fuck you and the way china (or wherever the hell kind of fucked up place your were raised in) Raised you.

[iamhazzer123]

your balls will never drop

[72dew]

very gay. 

[Kra7as]

I was offended the moment I saw your cursed vile face.

And stop making fun of Chinese people. They're a superior people and you're a disgrace to them. Fuck you and fuck America that raised you that way.

[SaveChinaTiger]

You homo

[minimaung]

so u lost ur balls in ur boyfriends mouth

that explains everything

[HSKnico666]

From all this comments i read its true that asian CAN'T take there on jokes! People these days can't get a little easy going and you people despise me more then these jokes....

[xmuta]

Gay and retarded.

[jaygenero1]

wow big disgrace you dishonor me

[jiangson]

See, here is a example of a fucking retarded chinese. most chinese you see are smart and normal, but these ones you just gotta smack them on the face.

[Jazzyjaxx55]

Q: How do you blind fold an asian person?

A: With Dental floss

that one was actually kind of funny. lol

[fuhreeki]

i dont understand the last one.

[SharkFrenzyBlood]

Damnit... Why couldn't this gay little bastard's mom get a abortion for him...

[aznjoker74]

i'm guessing the dumb bastard in this video is the joke. annoying prick.

[K3ZIA1231]

Pice of shit fucking chink bitch, get off youtube now!

[lapizlazuli66]

gay and fucking retarded

[greenee111]

FAILLL!!!!!!!!

[Rowanik]

Miley Cyrus does a better Asian impression.

[williameva]

Stupid chink. No wonder people laugh at Asians. Shame on you. Laugh and make fun of yourself, don't bring us down with you.

[GaolisVideoLog]

Sorry, your jokes are lame. I've nothing against Chinese jokes or Asian jokes or what ever kind of jokes, but those just weren't funny. Sorry.

[builditkeepit]

Ahhh, these comments are ridiculous. People need to learn to laugh at themselves. I thought the jokes were funny.

[iXiAmPLiFiieDiXi]

I paused the video at 0:03 purely because i dont like retards,..

[dabomb22412]

wow you suck balls

[tonycl568]

God, your voice is so annoying。

[dornabri]

Shocked by lack of sense of humour. No wonder world's at war. Those with a sense of humour get shot. Sure the little prat could've found funnier jokes but the lameness is part of it's tacky charm. I'll forever be amused at the thought of the Jewish people looking a thousand years for a Chinese takeaway. Scariest, though, are the people who use the word faggot as an insult. That is known as an irony deficiency. Do yourselves a favour, look it up in the dictionary and stop embarrassing yourselves.

[MizzAsukai]

such a disgrace. i hope u kill yerself. i bet yer parents disown you

[wonga6248]

um....ok

that was weird

[ajahn027]

dude, you need help!!

I mean it!!

you need help!

[WuWhoGirl]

...u should get a better camera and stop screaming in it 0_e (no offence)

[TomasHynes95]

Your fukin chinese yeh dickhead

[gango24]

Thats if you cud c r balls pi-eyed

[Hajimaruto]

he is retarded

[ioiprodigyioi]

this kid looks fukin retarded. let alone sounds it...

[MenaceBeats]

What a faggot LOL

[seanthehunter619]

fuck u man! U r chinese 4ever!

[UnInfinity]

LOL FUNNY VID!!!!!!

[luckynumber58]

kenny?

[ricky2z]

YOU SUCK!!!

[kisukez]

u look and sound like the joke! haha. =S

[jimmyjohnston]

this videos pretty cool if ur into guys

[willi1147]

@ideejaii

lol?

[yanggc12]

if you are a white or black dude saying this shit,i will just say fuck you and leave this video.....you are making joke of you own kind...you make me come up with the angry feeling that words cant describe...if you stand in front of me,i will kick you balls off ..oh,im sori,you dont any......if you dont like yourself,go and suicide...the asian world will be cleaner without such gabage like youself..

[chadreedfan221]

@yanggc12 asians can suck my balls and asians have no balls

[yjm1112366]

@yanggc12 hey liberal Fuck You

it is freedom of speech bitch

why r u going to kick off his balls you dont got any I guess not.

[yanggc12]

you disgrace you skin,,,,,you son of bitch....stop talking and go back to suck cocks....

[jedininjayoda]

why did i watch this??

i saw the chinese dude in the eskimo hat..

i read the comments..

and yet. i STILL watched this garbage. and now, here i am.. regretting those 2 minutes and 18 seconds i'll NEVER get back.

NEVER. fml dudes... F.M. F'n L indeed.

[iDeeJaii]

What the fuck? Wo Cao Ni Ma De

[misdaD123]

your fucking retarted! why are u still here

?!? what the fuck man! what a waste of oxygen...JUST FUCKING DIEE!!!!

[TheYamahaarcticcat]

GGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY­Y

[callofdutyfreak3k9]

being racist, not ok, being a little racist, not ok, being mostly racist some times and a little racest at other times good. this video sucks anyways. are u white? u remind me of my friend porky the pig, half white and half asian. this video really dose suck though

[spazza121]

ur a disgrace to ur race

[mandysingh86]

u sck dude,,,totally....

[mykegoh]

r u at the bottom.??

[loopper9]

dont make racist asian jokes when your asian.

[simazhongda]

ur a disgrace to ur own kind ..

[UndeniableLust]

true

[76mrlonely]

@simazhongda fuck u...chinese ppr are funny with their yellow skin and their small dick

[sinsalin]

dis guy a bitchass hoe he make fun of his own race

[gmrworm]

To be honest, the way you act is pretty fagish. but, your jokes were really funny. I busted up laughing a few times. The last one was pretty lame though. You should take out the gay ass voice and lose the stupid hat and people will like your video better.

[reevis77]

dude i have no problem with asian jokes.

but you're fucking retarded. hellen keller could make better asain jokes you yellow douche.

[chaldoboy96]

and if you make any raceist jokes chaldean peole i will eat you for lunch

[chaldoboy96]

chink y are you makinng fun of your self you fucking basterd...ur mom is a hairy ape. just like my balls.. listen up fuck face tell your mom to stop changing the color of her lipstick because shes makin my dick look like a rainbow...and go back to china bitch....dont forget to tell your mom i said hi... i hope you grow a dick.....dont lie to us and say your balls fell of i knowu were born like that we all know

[xBLxJohnny]

ur a stupid shit its just a video

[kido4gab]

@xBLxJohnny

AGREED JOHNY! ^5

[liljackoere]

lmao

[CHUMOROCKS]

godd ikept laughing at this comment for 15 mins!! AND U FUCKER STOP BEIN RACIST!!!! GO DIE IN A DITCH

[loooooojason]

when he said 'name their kids' it was quite chinese..! lol

[TheHardy123456789ful]

FAG

[GamerWestSide]

this guys a fag

[silversword4200]

Fag.

[JosephM1996]

............

[nokolosti]

i thought jokes are suppose to be funny -.- i think you are retard

[rheenchung]

LoL! u loser... Learn how to speak English or Go back to China!

[MinkyBab3]

that was sad..

[Bosports20]

YOUR A FAGGOT

[realjokky]

i dont know why people do this and expect peopl not to get offended.................the world may be the same but people are nerver the same ...people think harder beccause this is wrong, we are just adding to it. it's not right

[tempatom]

lol

[wyattandjoey]

i didnt fuckin laugh once

[xXJoshuaDXx]

No comment >.>

...i want my click back.

[Jacob1o]

u fucked up fyucking retard what the ufck is ur fucking retardf trhis how i no tht u where fucking b ullied because your a fucking retard and fuck me off fuck u fucking cunt i fucking hate u i hope tht u fucking die and i esish s the u r fucking dead seriously i wish tht u ware fucking dead because this how i fucking no tht tghis how u was fucking raped as a child u fucking fucked up peice of fucking asiany chinese fucking shit fuck u fucking rwetarded fucking cshit fuck u cunt i fucking hate u.

[zeptonitersplyr]

wait hold on, ive got a joke too, how do you punch a faggot?huny militarysoldier down and punch him square in the face

[ma14231308]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

[archimonteGTA]

fucking lame! your jokes and you!

[Chin07126]

i know you were picked on when you where younger.....and yes you did lose your balls....FAIL AGAIN...

[Chin07126]

fail.....

[musewind]

dude, its not funny at all?

[KoreanKid90]

Man you a dumb fuck you know that you makin fun of your own azn race Fucken CHING CHONG and your voice sounds like Fag..........Oh wait you already are a Fag

[Adam9621]

umm, i think ur vid fails..i saw many comments that showed other ppl think the same xD..

[Harakan21]

You have a retard voice plus you suck...Not funny at all only embrassing.

[TheEAZYste]

LOL

[theballa96]

i realized.. many of the ppl telling chinese jokes r chinese.. or another azn race.. r u embarrassed of who you are? if u are.. then sdfu and go die.

[kennethmckaran24]

u suck stop makin fun of urself

[monstersquad123]

fucking chink go suck a dick chink ass motherfucker

[adhd2thaxtreme]

if you are offended why the fuck are you watching this?

[munkiemee]

lol i laughed my head off when i saw what u were wearing

[thestuipdshow1]

im asian and u r offeneing me y r u so mean

[ImayStalkU]

Why are you searching chinese jokes, dumb fuck.

[I3lade69]

suck my dick ur horrible at this shif fuck u and ur fuckinf "Jokes"

suck my DICK

[Durango516]

u suck

[drsevans11]

asian chink motherfucker

[MakEuTapLhS189]

You suck , Learn better jokes

[joeyc2410]

Fucked up little retard, get a Girlfriend... Get a Fucking Life!!!

[kassemzable]

arent you a chink as well?

[TheGodOfTrolls]

Disgusting Chinks should be in cages.

[CHUMOROCKS]

@TheGodOfTrolls ROTTING

[ownagesoldier]

fucking Chinks

[futureNBAstarz]

this lil bitch went to my middle school gt his shit rocked every day lol

[songuchong19]

taht's hwo whinkcs play

[GOxbasshunterxGO]

Your a fucking chink go back to china you fucking nerd, want some noodles?!?!?!?? thats what i thought u fucked up retard ! :L

[activex165]

u fucken nerd

[GodzWrath35]

Stupid fish head.

[hwyRocky]

chinks lol chinky ching-chong ding-dong gooks slanted eyes zipper head chinamen dorks dog eating chinks!

Chinks sucking dog cock!

[SadieRaleigh]

Fuckin' gook.

[Lizardkingchrist]

We didn't drop enough nukes..

[japenisrules]

zhongook rens are cancer to the human race.

[manutdbrandon]

yhhhh ur not funny u fucking stupid twat

[catluver1981]

that was really lame

[Urstupidumbass]

Dental floss one was funny

[Baekdusan2009]

CHINESE are eating HUMAN BABIES

h t t p : / / hk . geocities . com / ennet3 69 /

(HUMAN BABY SOUP)

even now

they are killing innocent tibetan and eating.this is true CHINA.

[d4ni3lg4rc14]

I got another one

What's the difference between fences and white people, they both get jumped by Mexicans lol

[movieguy1994]

hahahaha ur stupid.. what the diffrence? or the similarity?

[d4ni3lg4rc14]

Hahahahahaha YOU'RE stupid.

It''s "you're" not "ur".

[aussie827]

fail

[StokedBeastMotoDr]

dude you suck ass u not even funny. next time read some better jokes u found on the internet. o and loos that gay hat its not funny eather.

[onyxdaemon]

lol see, that joke wasn't offensive, it was lame. I haven't heard one good white joke in my entire life, they are all shit.

[Ironzealot7531]

wow apparently asians can't take a joke at their own expense

but apparently they have no issue with black jokes

[splitterofhole]

that boy made me want to fuck him... i'm not gay its just he looks girly