How To Fake It At Christmas

[purple020338]

OMG I know women like this.......help!!!

[Physicillusion]

Subliminal message at 2:45 ?

[BlockisticStudios]

why do i feel like everyone does this 24/7

[ringo692]

did anyone else here expecting something about orgasms? D:

[Ditrix88]

Jamie Denbo!

[TheTwizzy1975]

OMG of course it was a skit and she was trying to be funny!!!!

[Loozer3rz]

He sounds like Shrek, "Ho ho ho, happy holidays..."

[TheCasey16]

thats how serial killers are born

[guanjon]

I don't know who the woman is, but that was hilarious.

[OddlyRandomPro]

is she serious?

[casunray]

Love it!

[tbandct]

This is one seriously disturbed bitch lmfao

[jeruman1]

Bad acting from the woman.

[TheHarlequinLady]

lol omg "DO IT!!"...Craig is looking over thinkin like "get me the fuck outta here!!!!!"

[JuniorProducer1996]

"When the Store runs out of Playstation 3's i go and get an xbox"

:P

[EPiiKCoDPLaYER]

@JuniorProducer1996 "And then i smash it up, because my son wanted a Playstation 3"

[JuniorProducer1996]

@EPiiKCoDPLaYER

pssht, Xbox is my prefere system.....mainly because i like Halo more then Uncharted

[lephong]

you guys do realize that this is a skit, right? this is not real and she is acting kooky

[melissa133012]

@lephong no it's not this is not a skit, she acting but Craig don't know that what she was going to do.

[GDFullOn]

@melissa133012 I think that he had been coached one what questions to ask...he may or may not have known what her responses would be but she had set jokes requiring specific questions to lead her into them...

Hence it is a skit

[socalprosthetics]

Hello Ignats. It's a joke.

[thesniperfromehell]

good god shes insane

[crazypianolady]

Erm....she's annoying!

[milonguero008]

"My husband has been busy spreading joy..."

"..my sisters name is Joy"

<lol>

[WeynWild]

This is why you always avoid the most cheery ones. They're the creepiest O_O

[Barthek]

This is a brilliant skit.

[topbluffa1]

americans r so fakeeeeeeeeee.

if she was on a english show they would be like.

ummmmmm are you crazy?

[Bhaile08]

@topbluffa1 she is crazy

[NastiNikki91]

@topbluffa1 it's a skit.

[llabtoof91]

others then me stuck on trying to paus the video at the random chick at the end?

[machopi]

what the hell is going on in there?

[machete15]

weres the angel

[cagdas1990]

that angel is actually pretty hot

[imprezaver4]

nevermind whether it's funny or FAKE...

walk out in the streets... know the people

in the commercial world, you'll be damn

lucky to even pick one up who's willing &

ready to be REALLY listening to you...

it's a whole 'pretentious' world out there, fgs...

[fordieform]

zomg FINALLY i paused at the right time at 2:46 to see that angel wtf wheres THAT from? i highly doubt that that angel belongs there in the actual segment, cbs can afford good editors why is it there WTFFF k ill take my meds but you tell me wtf that is, looks like victoria secret commercial.

-hero

[lolo1310]

@fordieform lol i saw the angel too

[cbreezylover99]

i hate booster shots

[Macskip37]

Do people REALLY get paid on this SHOW ??

[tokumas]

feels like lo...(-.-)

[iceman8o8o]

that is so FAKE but funny

[8stewiegriffin]

nothing better than making fun of american plastic happy faces

[pallikhera]

dialogue staged

[theETOkid1]

Yeah, but it's still funny.

[alisquin315]

yoo naa, calm down she's just an actor

[RemusLupo]

calm down calm down....just......click the x on the top right...and..close ur eyes..itll go away.

[Jakkinator45]

Or the red one on the left!

[audionautix]

Somebody's been watching old SNL Jane Curtain tapes.

[HappyWulf]

The jokes on her... The Playstation 3 never sold out!! hahahaha!

[JohnRichJ2]

Actually, due to a shipping / manufacturing errors, the PS3 was scarce and sold out nearly everywhere.

They were going for roughly $1,000 on eBay.

[HappyWulf]

Maaaybe. but then once they got it really out, no one wanted it anymore. Many systems that were bought just to be sold on e-bay for a mark up never got resold. Sony Execs challenged Penny Arcade to find a PS3 on a store shelf, and offered to give them several hundred dollars for each unsold system found. The PA guys went out and took enough photos to take them up on their offer, then challenged them to make good on their several thousand dollar claim. ^.^ They never made good on it.

[tw1hart]

"Not technically, my sister's name is Joy."

xD Oh Craig, your scripted interviews are so much funnier than the real ones. =P

[TarnakeDusty]

The mere fact that many people in the comments don't even realize that this was scrpited makes me extremely sad for humanity as a whole. You imbeciles.

[garrethdavis]

wow. she is NUTS

[Uniko111]

whos the engelgirl at 2:46, she looks hot

[brokensword04]

if anyone out there still thinks this is real and isn't scripted, just look at the photoshoped bookcover at the beginning of the skit. this was funny, as it was intended to be.

[FrenchFry2232]

See, I disagree. I think that the stuff, that he says unscripted it so much more funny then this scripted scene. So this really just made me change the channel.

[duhastmesh94]

ho-no  XD

[icemario13]

you do -.-

[Hybrid429]

Is she high? High for the Holidays. That can be my first book, heh heh.

[Hybrid429]

Okay, after completing the last 50 seconds of watching that my conclusion is yes.

And Craig, I truly admire you for putting up with that. Although, now I can't stop watching it just for his face.

[c6gunner]

"And Craig, I truly admire you for putting up with that"

Uh. The whole thing was scripted, dumbass.

[Hybrid429]

Yeah, mate, I got that. I'm not completely thick. She done a couple of these.

Scripted or not, I admire him for it.

[Sochilinda]

Obviously. Some people are just dumbed.

[TwiddelyMan]

jesus im scared XD

[allygodinez]

i know she's trying to be funny, but she fails.

[Renzeko]

Craig's like: "Fuck, invited her was a mistake.."

[aaddrreennaalliinnee]

rekla hovno nebo ne

[ehhhhhhhhhh]

She's like Cheri Oteri and Samantha Bee combined

[tracksabbath29]

Hey I recognize that name! My wife bought her OTHER book on faking it, but it wasn't for Christmas per se...

[TaeIeon]

thus must have been a joke

[Melda31]

Ya think?

[picsarecool]

shes so retarded lol! x)

[ANormalGuy]

EL-OH-EL.

[Hotgoldengrl]

look i think we all know many of us are not worthy to enter heaven but as long as we all really do feel rensentment for our sins we will be forgiven and look the kingdom of God is earth we need to build it before we can enter it we are the church we must strengthen our faith before anything can happen

[deathbychocolate13]

cute

[donnadegeorge]

The Bible is the number one best-seller each year. (Not sure why. Do people use theirs up or want a newer edition??)

Many years recently, the number two best-seller was a Harry Potter book.

The Bible and Harry Potter ... very different books.

In one book, a young magician saves the world from terrible evil forces and the other book has Harry Potter!

[QuoneShow]

there is a reason that talk shows don't have scripts

...so they don't turn out like this

[TongueSnap]

Ho no!

[Omegaslayah]

SAGE

[lesika08]

THATS SAD

[WickedxWitchx1313]

lol

"not technicaly my sister's name is joy.." lol

[mePANTENE]

shes like something youd see in a movie. but in real life.

[yourmomisrandom]

what, you mean a bad actress but its actually how she is in real life?

[kohth3791]

Poor Mr. Ferguson. Not only does he have to be in the same room as that woman, he is apparently scripted. He's so much better when he's free to speak his mind.

[dmnxCGi]

she's demented!

[superbedst]

haha... She is so lovely crazy.

[mikiewileyyy]

hoyl shit she is looney

[SueBeaWho]

She is hilarious!

[scottsommers07]

she's on crack

[jo4nny]

This chick sucks.

[gimmeurpinkluv]

HAHA that's very funny :)

[Doomsday2424]

Is that the girl from Step by Step? 0_0

[tomitstube]

Somebody put Craig on earlier, he's funnier than all of them, just another reason TV sucks.

[zm3u]

Cool! :))

[Zooni2]

This show is terrible.

[Kokushi666]

she sounds like some radio show host from a gta game

[jjassk]

that was like ...cant describe it.

[volleygirl1925]

haha

[1foreverloved]

christmas, christ duh?

[remake110]

wow that was gay as hell

[nfwu]

uhh, 'twas a female, hello?

[wonderfultiger]

i dont understand the title "how to fake it at christmas......"

[Stelgim]

re-watch it, she show how you fake it, you know.. the smile, feelings?

[1foreverloved]

It's sad how people are taking Jesus out of Christmas.....

[kirjapan]

Why put Jesus in Christmas, in the first place? Jesus wasn't even born in december.

[krazycid32]

maybe because christmas is based on the birth of christ, u know, that why we give preasents, and celebrate with our family, not so some dumb stors can turn a profit, the birth of christ is the real reasons for christmas

[kirjapan]

I find it humorous, that people celebrate some guys birthday in the wrong month. The date december 24th/25th, is more likely because of convenience. For example, it fits perfect with the Roman solar holiday "Dies Natalis Solis Invicti". Sir Isaac Newton argued that the date of Christmas was selected to correspond with the winter solstice.

Anyway, there's no way of knowing the true birthdate of Jesus.

[gagothesith]

KIRJAPAN:

> no way of knowing the true birthdate of Jesus

The exact date, no. But the approximate time of year, yes.

Joseph and Mary came to Bethlehem at a time when all the hotels were so fully booked that even a pregnant woman would be turned away, so it must have been peak tourist season--which means either summer or Christmas ... and since nobody in any of the depictions is in light clothing, then it was unlikely to have been in the warm months--so it must have been Christmas! :-p

[HolySpringRolls]

no one really knows for sure when was jesus born. or does it says in the bible? december 25th is one of those days when the sun reachest its southern most point in the year. its all about paganism. christians put their holidays together with pagan holidays. some say it was to attract more pagans to christianity. what does easter bunny and eggs have anything to do with christianity? and it doesnt says in the bible to chop down a tree, decorate it and give gifts to each other.

[Superphilipp]

no one really knows for sure IF jesus was born

[gagothesith]

SUPERPHILIPP:

> no one really knows for sure IF jesus was born

Just because he got into the womb by magic does not mean he did not come out the old-fashioned way.

[Superphilipp]

And just because it says in the bible that he was born at all doesn't mean it's true.

[gagothesith]

You just HAD TO get serious in response to a remark made in jest, didn't you.

Here goes: whether or not you believe he was 'the Christ', and regardless of how he was actually conceived, surely you are aware of the existence of numerous non-religious records--apart from the Bible and not limited to those of a particular faith--which mention the existence of such a man, of such name, in such period, in such area, etc.

. . .

[gagothesith]

Just because you doubt the veracity of Biblical tales in the religious sense does not mean that many of those tales were of people who, as well as places and events which, actually existed in a non-religious setting or context.

[Superphilipp]

That's how I roll.

What I am aware of is very few sources, all dated several decades after the death of Jesus, all describing the young Christian cult and not the man himself.

Certainly none of the historical facts mentioned in the bible, related to Jesus or otherwise, are repeated anywhere in contemporary records. As it is, there is no reason to assume that a single word of it is true.

Of course there's no reason to assume that it's all false either. It's just to hazy to tell.

[Wdann]

A bit of a female Stephen Colbert is she not? Can you gits not appreciate sarcasm? Look it up, it is in the dictionary, unlike "Naive."

[umumum1]

haha she reminded me of Nicole Parker from when she was on MadTV. she played characters like this a lot. i totally agree with you. i find stuff like this hilarious.

[doomkid123]

that lady is a kook

[colmc21]

is this supposed to be funny?

[norwegianHenrik]

she is crazy! damn!

[offwithurhead]

lolXD this is hilarious:D

[LadyOhEvans]

she is weird...

[oooda]

haha I love Craigs look "you wanna what?"

[Theedoctorr]

Wow, Huh remind me not to take her bell and piss her off O_O¿

[matsuqoo]

this IS lame. painful to watch someone bomb like that.

[Verhoeven1980]

Lame... Just not my kind of humor.

[aznwrestle]

olokopiuho

[MsTinaxox]

she sound crazy

[SharksKid]

Lol! What a kook.

[lovelierlex]

"Isn't that lying?"

"Not technically, my sister's name is Joy"

Best lines!

What show is this from?

[flamablesteve]

The Late Late Show With Craig Furguson.

[shamrocks74]

Too funny!!

[MaartenLoyens]

She played in Step by Step

[benguapo]

Thats not her numb nuts! why is everyone thumbs uping you?.........the girl ur thinking about is Suzanne Somers geez google it.

[smile858]

lol! was that really on tv?? :)

[W33dyGonzales]

Uhm, what's this show called?

[oxacycle]

¡absolutely hilarious!

[MrPatriotic]

Awesome! X-D

[feardavoid]

its a fucking joke its not that hard to tell

[Naterrs]

heh..spread joy.

[vvinters]

hahaha i feel sorry for her lol but its very funny xD

[lollylan]

scary indeed... i think there are way better craig ferguson scenes, but of course not bad XD

[GottiChick]

omg... holiday ho-no... that was hillarious... JOY! i love it....

[rinnin]

saw that punchline coming a mile away

[hydra100100]

she scares me

ho-no

[DefinitelyMaybe1990]

spreading joy lol :|

[Freshlywashed]

lmaooo

[CCTV9]

im scared of that woman

[Czech]

Daamn that's hilarious!

[crackedcookies]

lmao wer do they get these people to go on that show

[luvdabun]

omggodness... plunging a knife? oh that saved for my father-in-law!

[ninerkins]

lmao she totally reminds me of my boss... that's hilarious XD

[CenoArubis]

Quite brilliant. This is the same sort of in-character interview that everyone loves to see from Borat.

[MM47]

That wuman is a pure heavy psycho!

[ravosh]

lol

happy chanuca =]

[franksanimator]

if you noticed, at the end there was a flash of a girl wearing a bath robe...then had wings...anyone?

[hypnopaedic]

that's cool :)

[AnxietyX]

HAHAHAHA. I love her. ^_^;

[jazzman340]

I have a feeling that freak is only acting - and I pray that she really is.

[skywalker040]

0.o wierd, but funny!

[MiyaggiSon]

I'm going to lock my doors this christmas! =D

[RhiannonLorelei]

That would be a holiday ho-no...ha ha. "Instead you write that your husband his part this holidy season to spread joy." "Isn't that lying?" "Techincally no, my sister's name is Joy." *priceless*

[BirKutuAspirin]

who or what is that woman with wings (2:46)? creepy...

[BrisAdurDeloVind]

she is scary... n annoying as well..

[keepitdownlo]

tryin too hard to be funny but gets more scary

[Underoath0509]

Lmao that was funny! xD She's a brilliant comedian.... and a bit scary... o.o

Anyways, anyone know who she is?

[textkestrel]

that was awesome

[ov3rkill]

rofl

[fwatda]

There's some loose wires in her head..

[Elphie11]

lmao, that was so funny!

[socceroostar]

Lol The Last Joke Is Pretty Funny.. Haha

[vitalis]

All of that must be staged but it's funny as hell

[djlbk]

HA!

[aGha360]

She's funny, I wonder how she'd act she's drunk.