The Worst Christmas Noob of All! (Funny MW3 Moments)

[fpswilliams]

how is he level 27



[WARLOCKakaTROLL]

Why teabag in mw3 they cant see it bf3 they can for like 10 sec

[10tgoins]

137 people have very small penises!

[PhoShizzlez2012]

ITS KYRSP33DY! FROM SHOUTCAST!

[wasupdude81]

oH ya the noobs r back for christmas hahaha

[StarAngelKimmie]

but i have a small penis ='( why? when will i ever get a hot girl?

[xXBIGxDxX1]

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaa damnnnn dawwgggg my penis is tha world ! LIVE IT haha

[MrTorche98]

hey be nice thats that one handed guy down the block LMAO

[JacksMagik]

hes a noob u cant throw throwing knifes 

[JacksMagik]

hes a noob u cant throw throwing knifes

[andres2568149]

I have a big b pennes

[Berkan4show]

I'm back baby

[TheUKNutter]

I guess I'm not liking it then... Joking!

[klowny01]

oh god oh god oh god........ yah at the same time

[masterapprentice1]

you guys are wrong for this lol

[ryan12321123]

battlefield > MW3

[iTzBluJeans]

Cool. I have a friend who has a very good Christmas noob fail. It was one off final kill cam too. Search up ImSoVeryEpic

[jamahtje]

0:40 FAIL



[jamahtje]

0:43 FAIL 

[BeatSearch070]

Sounds like he's jerking off with his gay buddy....

[sepa8310]

mmmm i do have large penis

[grlevens]

lol, whos the christmas noob?

[ShadowAce52]

close your eyes al listen from here 0:23 to 0:34

[floppykid]

FAKE.

[FaZeAlastor]

@floppykid how is it fake?

[Pitt141997]

is it just me or does it sound like there having sex

[ImpulzeNemesis]

whooa watch out we got a badass over here!

[Shokwave8]

is he laughing? or is he crying? ;O

[singerbradley]

"Oh yah! Two at once!" XD

[SonOfNoScopes]

132 people have a small penis

[batimixes1]

look at my drose mixes!!!

[XboxLil]

132 people have small penis's

[DFTheNightmare]

This field of view is making me dizzy, just watching the video.

[xKvPx99]

Afterall, your the noob for missing that knife throw..

[viacoops123]

lol that kid is a idiot



[lovertity]

soif people dislie this video does it mean that they got a small penis . jk lol

[SimpleHobson]

Large Penis you say ..... I had one of those ... almost 2 inches!!! Boom Jealous everyone???

[MrNixo475]

your the Noob's of christmas look at the prestige

[MW2Beast590]

K Y R Spa Thirthytreeeedyyyy!!!!



[callumccfc]

i like how he just gave up on trying to kill you

[hinowgetlost]

1:3 HILLBILLY??????

[TedStickle777]

/watch?v=qzXH5m5yn9k please

[SOLARFLAR3]

127 people didnt have a large penis....

[FlyHoney91]

console player skill.

[aMSicKMe]

@FlyHoney91 coz everyone is awesome the first time they play an fps

[DieArroganzIFY]

you call him a noob and fuckin fail with your throwing knife so hard. laughable

[zt477]

Well played now I have to like the vid

[ThatBrownGamer]

126 Have Small a PeePee! XD

[tommlvanbomml]

omgg why that player is lvl 27? XDDD

[MrBrightshadow1]

thumbs up if you clicked the like button cuz u have a large penis 0_o XD

[blablaboy2121]

@MrBrightshadow1 I bet every that liked this is lying

[smackeythafrog]

close your eyes and just listen to the video

[logiadevilfruituser]

@smackeythafrog lol

[manson123abc]

close your eyes and listen from here 1:20 to 1:45

[MrAaronw94]

@manson123abc Deserves top comment!

[Charbelrox97]

@manson123abc omg AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHA

[mikeyolivo329]

@manson123abc holy shit funny as hell

[seamuspkcRULES]

@manson123abc EWW



[jkub2008]

@manson123abc How the heck would I know when 1:45 was when my eyes are closed.You really didn't think that one through did you smart cookie.

[xXSASxIgor13Xx1]

@manson123abc Funny thing u have 69 likes lol

[brnbabyburn]

@manson123abc Close your eyes and listen from here "(Gasp).. Oh God" to "nooo"

[MrRyanduck]

how the fuq is that kid lvl 27????

[SkitteryManskie]

I Cant like, I have a small penis. :(

[TrollinUnited]

Stolen Video? from Speedy

[Chubbslol]

to bad im 13 and i dont like the video

[oknatora]

Now, just close your eyes and listen to the video.

[alyaws5ara]

oh god both of us lol!!!

[aggrtt]

trolling...you are doing it RIGHT

[lxSnipeZxl]

Oh.... oh god.. Both of us! at the same time! OHOHHOHH

[talawaga]

121 people have 1 inch wonder

[youcancallmeafag]

The first month a COD comes out is where all the pros play but when christmas comes.... Just imagine those 9 year olds face.

[WoodyVaNS]

120 People dosent have a large penis.

[samster1000000000000]

@WoodyVaNS dont*



[MultiTheManiac]

he was lvl 27

christmas noob ? mah

i think fake but ok i liked it because i habe a large penis :3

[RangerRetribution]

christmas might as well be freshmen beat down day for cod players

[Aidcon9]

I have tits like this (. Y. )

[200KID]

@Aidcon9 ones big ones small the nipples r to the left.

[Op3nAmazing]

116 have a small penis

[mickey1mc1daid]

Wrong title this should be "Why Call of duty is a 18+ Game" and change the other video to this. except change christmas to Fagot and change noob to kid.

[Mincho1994]

He sounded like Bentley from Sly Cooper D:

[TW3EK69]

Epic fail. No big penis 8====================D

[BLU3beatsY3LL0W]

<===============3 large enough?

[Spammer65]

its called a choob... christmas noob

[Kidoftheyear2323]

114 people have small penises

[AzBoNeiL]

the noobs are back for christmas :L

[LegitSkiiz]

VE A BIG PENIS

[ThatHenchKid]

and yet you were losing ?

[Makaveli25x]

you almost came you fuckin loser lmao

[boob2747]

haha you missed the knife on someone standing still :DDD

[tee14sigh]

this is why i play battlefield, where there are no noobs

[COD5KEVIN26]

111 dislikes were from woman

[MrSuperDanny39]

PMSL



[xOriginalScrappyx]

The Noobs Are Back from Christmas.

[69NYHM]

109 ppl hav little penis.

[xxMikestir295xx]

many people who have liked because they THINK they have a large penis really dont have one !

[babelfish424]

erm... wargasm?

[hddr3]

TEH NUBZ ARE BAK FUR CRISMAS

[riotpatrol99]

i have a large penis but i dont have to like

[Gamerspc]

Which one is the xmas noob he missed a throwing knife from 2 incs away

[oIRuPTuRe69]

i have a large penis liked

[josephrecinos14]

Lmaooo

[MrJorgegarcia07]

hahaha



[ohFlyy]

At the end of the day, you missed the knife on someone standing practically still.

[lazerproductions666]

Why is it called christmas noob? is he dressed as santa?!

[TheBarbarosa22]

@lazerproductions666 many kids get a mw3 at chrismas so they play it the first time on christmas and they are mostly a noob

[lenkoje]

@lazerproductions666 becouse all the noobs get these games for christmas gifts

[HaloWarlord117117]

@lazerproductions666 cause he got it for chreistmas you dumbass fuckhead -_-

[TheIIOscarII]

@lazerproductions666 no, because he got the game for christmas

[correyw98]

@lazerproductions666 becasue they get the game on or around christmas and dont know how to play it like a noob would

[kellycolburn1]

@lazerproductions666 no cause people just get mw3 at christmas, so they have little experience. hence the name christmas noobs

[darkviper099]

@kellycolburn1 but i played mines at christmas and came in first ._.

[kellycolburn1]

@darkviper099 did you play earlier CODS?

[darkviper099]

@kellycolburn1 yes but my actual skill came from playing halo 3, 2, and 1

[MrCamjam66]

@lazerproductions666 cuz they didnt get the game til christmas most people got it at midnight release night

[TheFjoergyn]

@lazerproductions666 Hes called Cristmas noob cause every christmas the little kids ll get their PS3 and MW3, so their nooby

[Smurkitz]

@lazerproductions666 It means they are new to cod because they probably got the game for christmas.

[luqejorge]

@lazerproductions666 you really dont know?

[THELLAMAGASM]

@lazerproductions666 a christmas noob is someone who just got the game for christmas and they suck.

[privatecade2222]

@lazerproductions666 christmasnoob: someone who bought the game for christmas and sucks at it

[MrStinkey100]

@lazerproductions666 no its that they got the game on cristmas and dont know how to play it so they are noobs and its cristmas so cristmas noob

[jackospwnage]

@MrStinkey100 its CHristmas not CRistmas noob ;)

[gamergeekz3]

i play on ten when u get used to it

its cool

[MRB34R1]

It's sounds like you guys are doing a three way...

[MrDiabeticFTW]

hahahah



[omgnoobnohac]

start the vid from 1:20 n close ur eyes xD

[JusHere2PostComments]

nothing wrong with low sensitivity. i play on (2) with a k/d of 1.98 on over 14k kills which is better than 90 percent of the people playing mw3 lol. i rarely ever see anyone in the same lobby as me with a higher k/d.

[cquence1982]

these fuck heads laugh but they were NOOBS themselves at one point!!!!! i hate stupid people like that!!!!

[y3wt3wbz]

@cquence1982 well i guess now we all know whos a noob at mw3...cough cough..

[jdsherman11]

and the 2 sensitivity... priceless...

[jdsherman11]

was awesome till your got hit by the rocket LMAO

[MrKentleigh]

Its so halarious, every x-mas theres always a shitload of noobs and they are so fun to mess with

[34AIRJORDAN]

haha i play on 10 sensitivity

[Mosstafa97]

at least he get double kill XD

[ZacMan9898]

dude im going to sub that means i have a MASSSSSSIVE DICK!!! OHHHH YEAA

[89silverbullet]

I gave you a like and I hated this video... Ladies.

[SLEEZSLACKSjr]

Dude low sensitivity is gay!My friend plays on 2 and he sucks I usually play on 6

[PcPlayerable]

Haha, for all those people saying low sensitivity is dope, go watch mlg pro videos then say something...

[geo13bmx]

this is what a pack of virgins sounds like

[guiterhero117]

I play on 1 sensitivity and dominate

[TheSLATEcleaner]

The funny thing is you call him a noob and he got more kills than you in that clip...

[hitmanwwe1]

it just goes to show how much MW3 is a fail :D MW3 is were boys lose there GF's.. why? because they care more about that game then pussy xD 

[BOLDBLADEZ]

105 people have small penises

[BOLDBLADEZ]

the begining is just weird

[XM4N1AC11]

Trololol

[nlballer023]

MarkofJ uses a 3. so there

[Gimtastic]

I enjoyed the fact they were losing the game the entire time as well.

[supperpoopinater]

lol i play on three and grape all who spin around me XD

[Xboxbot12o]

the video does not lie it does kick ass

[UFKsweede]

it didnt sound like a cod clip.....

[CAMisterLadyOP7]

i have a large penis AND like it

[zjumps33]

its funny that their losing too xp

[lon123ish1]

close your eyes from 0:00 to 1:00

[TheAlonePlayer]

Don't understand how anyone can play under 10 sensitivity...

[ZxFQuiiQz]

Lol he must have brilliant accuracy in the leaderboads

[guiterhero117]

Fake 1.Gold Guns 2. Why WOULDN'T you use the AC-130 3.No one can be THAT bad!

[BuddyLight17]

@guiterhero117

u can get gold guns in MW3 u IDIOT

[guiterhero117]

@BuddyLight17 Yeh, still though

[HeyBigBoiixD]

this is why you should play on at least medium sensitivity honestly

[AWkWaRdsMyStyLE]

I just shit.

[WowSheWentToJared]

watch this with your eyes closed

[money93man]

the second guy left his mic in

[heeldroe]

102 kids have a small DICK

[WaddoDzn]

This shows that over 100 people have small penises.

[xXdArEaPeRzXx]

sad!



[REDEYEGAMERZ]

GAY

[ShroudedFury]

How does staying alive inbetween 2 fully armed people whilst kicking both your asses at the same time make him a noob? Try learning how to shoot straight lol.

[ShroudedFury]

Yeah because trying to feed off guys large penises is going to make us click the like button. *dislikes*

[dacheese16]

THT WUZ EPIC GUYS

[TheMrCCM]

Epic FAIL throwing nife

[legitchucknorris]

porn commentary?

[BravoSecure]

i guess the 99 people that disliked this video have a small penis!

[DanTheCreator]

FAKE and GAY

[xStoRMClouDz]

thats so cruel..

98 people have no penis