Rarity - Desperate times do call for desperate measures

[FlamingPineapples1]

ACTIVATE THE DOOMSDAY DEVICE....AND GET THE LEOTARD.

[PoopDawgification]

I guess that explains the red substance all over the place.

[youtubamigo]

RELEASE MOLESTIA

[Riverclan101]

I miss the comment that said: "I miss the comment that said: "I miss the comment that said: "I miss the comment that said: "I miss the comment that said: "I miss the comment that said: "I miss the comment that said: "I miss the comment that said: "I miss the comment that said: "I miss the comment that said: "I miss the comment that said: "I miss the comment that said:

Wait... where was I?

[Bigyeti1369]

And then she turned into Sadistic Rarity

or Lil Miss Rarity

or both....

[MaskedMenace830]

Killswitch Engage ftw.

[AssassinJordi]

Overtime! Overtime!

[shadowcatkill69]

Then rainbow dash, out of fucking nowhere

[tikifire86]

Best top comment ever: "True, but that doesn't justify you killing them, Rarity." (I forget who said it)

[trexattack]

PINKIE PIE STYLE!!!!

[Velglorth]

She's cleaning up blood ._.

[mdizzle999872]

Rarity: Get the Master Ball

[14mamaluigi]

@mdizzle999872 Y not the Smash Ball?

[Cobrakun12]

Plankton: THIS CALLS FOR DRASTICER... ish... MEASURES!!

[LucanVaris]

And thus, Rarity gets a Cupcake-style slashfic written about her titled Haunted Couture

[TurlessTiger]

Those aren't the top comments! Dang it Youtube!

[Aygiggs]

And u know this becauseee

[legomovieman94]

Is that why you're trying to wipe up all the blood?

[ornjoos]

I'm afraid we're going to have to use... MATH!

[CaptainAlliance]

Said the pony wiping the table with cum.

[DaynNightGaming]

A wild Rainbow Dash appears!

[R2CoreDA2]

You can just imagine RD saying "You're damn right it does." just looking at the last frame. For some reason, I imagine her using Harrison Ford's voice.

[Lawhde]

Now by this moment start my epic quest to find @MandoPony comment

[dimentiosbigfan]

I laughed so damn hard because rainbow dash at the end makes it to fucking easy to make a sexual comment xD

[Alanthos17]

The top comments seem to be family business now. Not that I have any problem with it.

[Xardass1GK]

Pinkie Pie style.

[DinosaurFan88]

Rarity: Desperate times, right?

RD: What does that mean?

[MrStuPidassle]

I didn't know desperate was a thee syllable word! THATS A-MAZE-ZA-ZING!!!

[pockuinator]

@MrStuPidassle How do you pronounce it? I say Des-per-ate. I assume you say Desp-rate?

[NajoTheWolf]

@MrStuPidassle Say "Desperation"

[MrLolstfunoob]

@MrStuPidassle LOL BENCHWARMERS FTW

[YetAnotherBrony1]

SO MUCH BLOOD!

[GiromCalica]

imagine john lennon dead

[wickedland3]

I don't care which of these top comments came first, they're entertaining either way.

[2007excalibur2007]

That awkward moment when two popular brony musicians are on the top comments.

[JAMESGHOST]

@2007excalibur2007 WHY ARE YOU HERE TOO!?

[lithiumflower22]

...done dirt cheap.

[182crazyK]

That rag looks EXACTLY like a melted marshmallow at the end.

[Shadthebrony]

Those aren't cherries

[SirBlendalot]

Nathan Drake: What does that mean? *sigh*

[oystercatcher7]

@SirBlendalot Why are there not more Uncharted references in anything

[schloopfoop]

I love how in most of these quotes Rainbow Dash appears in the last few frames.

[JayRealityV1]

Top comments are famous brony musicians. I can die happy now. :D

[Regulith]

The fact that the two top comments are responding to each other makes me happy.

[TheGreatYmir]

@Regulith the fact that they are from The Living Tombstone and MandoPony make me happy

[TheMagicalBacon]

Rarity just killed Rainbow-

*rainbow appears on screen*

Oh, come on!!!

[Eppaljeck]

And so, Rarity ripped of part of her marshmallow body and washed cherry mush with it.

[Rexaura888]

Rainbow Dash: Allons-y!

[zombiphobia]

she says as shes wipes blood off the table.

[ornjoos]

BRING OUT THE COMFY CHAIR!

[tjtreece8]

I hope that sentence had nothing to do with the red stuff on the table.

[poliv67]

THE A-TEAM!!!

[TheEternalOtaku]

Rarity. Is this you meant by "Rainbow Dash is going to get it."

[InvaderWakkoReborn]

Well, they were insulting the show without watching it. What else could I do?

[CrackerjackThePony]

"But Cody! That's insane!!"

*this video*

"I DON'T CARE! I'LL SELL MY SOUL TO GET ENOUGH MONEY TO GO TO BRONYCON!"

[scoobyrds]

IT'S SIMPLE, WE KILL THE BATMAN.

[YetAnotherBrony1]

Bring out the Party Cannon!

[LeJourDuJugement]

PINKIE PIE STYLE!

[mongo0206]

Please don't put that restraining order on me Rarity I promise I won't hug you without your consent =(

[RainbowDashRoad]

ask lil miss rarity in a nutshell

[lankygit101]

Start powering up the orbital friendship cannon.

[TheOtherNeutrino]

I'm afraid we're going to have tot use... MATH!

[VicariousReality7]

Your country will send you to USA to be put in prison if you link to this copyrighted video.

[holyztn]

I'm sure that's what you said as you were driving that stampede into a schoolhouse!

[nigahiga68]

Rarity, that doesn't mean you can try to make Cupcakes into reality, silly.

[youknowwho543]

I dont think chloroform is used in desperate measures, rarity

[xxboomedxx]

By the looks of the table the desperate measures had already begun.

[DragoSonicMile]

Beggar clocks ask for beggar meter sticks.

[kruppenstein]

Her opinion on ACTA.

[50033836]

Rarity! Your baby's having a seizure!

... Oh wait, it's just a dishcloth.

[crazy123atom]

She's cleaning the blood of her enemies.

[PPGZepisodes]

I'm gonna steal the declaration of independence...

[jedihunter176]

Heavy: SO MUCH BLOOD

[Linkzor24]

The movement of that cloth is almost hypnotising... Woah.

[ornjoos]

I'm afraid we're going to have to use... MATH!!!!

[knucklesandmanic101]

Time to bring out the big guns!!

[ShinyGaara65]

I agree.

Pinkie, get the party cannon. No, the bigger one.

[NemesisPyro]

Looks like she made cupcakes outta Pinkie...............The cycle continues. Rarity will be replaced with another, and so on and so forth. It will never stop. So I'm going to join in on the fun..........

[Linkzor24]

No, Rarity. That phrase doesn't mean measuring the width of clocks!

[Guy705]

AND THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE

[Wolfdemon24]

And then.... Rainbow Dash outta nowhere!

[redsawdom]

So much blood D:

[ApocalypseMoose]

And then Hollywood Undead.

[mindlessgonzo]

Henchman: Just say the word and I'll do it!

[googuy999]

"Desperate times do call for desperate measures". *Rainbow Dash appears*

[ITSbigwillystyle]

ACTIVATE IT.

[toplinefool444]

Brony: *gasp* RARITY! You have a SICK MIND!

Rarity: I was talking about making love

Brony: Oh, I thought you wanted us to murder the kids and harvest their organs for beer money

[pupcakepup]

Is that blood.

[RabidDog22]

PROSTITUTION!

[DarkRazorZ]

:3

[ImperfectBrony]

Imminent Rainbow Dash.

[BarrickTheHedgehog]

When do we expect you to do it?

[j1992g]

This calls for EXTREME measures...PINKIE PIE STYLE!! -:D

[werewolf873]

and then OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE, Rainbow Dash

[JSBUnitedVideos]

I'm afraid we need to use... Math.

[MandoPony]

@TheLivingTombstone I love you bro. No homo. Well, maybe a little bit.

[TheLivingTombstone]

@MandoPony WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! GO TO BED!

[MandoPony]

@TheLivingTombstone *is in bed* I ALREADY AM, HURR HURR HURR

[Leoofmoon]

@MandoPony .....*turns camera on.*

[butheadbros]

@TheLivingTombstone tombstone i didn't know you watched ktrospawn like da rest of us. 

[werewolf873]

@MandoPony ALL OF THE HOMO :D

[BronyRD]

MORE SCRUBBING GOD DAMNIT

CLEAN THAT BITCH 'TILL I CAN SEE MY REFLECTION IN IT!

[Dr33J]

And then, fallout

[SidRulz100]

*later*

Rarity: You've got blood on my coat.

[TheTundraTerror]

What, you mean like inches?

[PsychoticSnake]

That's why Twilight self-brohoofed in Lesson Zero.

[Drud14]

*as she uses a rag to clean the blood from the table*

[42underscored]

Use the force Rarity.

[videogamer810]

"I may have to whine a little."

[VarietyGuy74]

HAHA! THE DESPERATE HAS BEEN DOUBLED!

[concavius]

...she said, while wiping off the blood stains.

[stinger9]

Desperate measures consisted of turning Dash into a Pinata. It didn't go well.

[dude2dawg]

Tell your friends, tell your neigh-bors...TELL RANDY PONZALES!!

[TheJboy88]

That depends.

How desperate ARE the times?

[Sparkledash1]

And then Rainbow Dash and Rarity had no Sex whatsoever

THE END

[Rissako]

So much blood...

[AVGN4life1]

want to know how I got these scars?

[TheToonGamer]

PINKIE PIE STY-oh wait...

RARITY STYLE

[wafflewarrior29]

That doesn't justify you killing them, Rarity.

[ThePoeticPony]

@wafflewarrior29 There's blood on the counter XD

[QuadLiveNet]

@wafflewarrior29 wittiest comment i've ever seen

*applause*

[IHeartTrees347]

@wafflewarrior29 She's already wiping up their blood though.

[Jdog13425]

@wafflewarrior29

T'is the reason why she is currently cleaning up blood from the factory counter.

[marcoooootje1]

@wafflewarrior29 Just what I was thinking o.O

[bonceypineapple20]

Nah JK, I'm not first :3

[TarousDT]

awesome

[bonceypineapple20]

First, and great as always KyroSpawn.

[episnessatlife1]

first!

[knives4cash]

What do you have in mind?

We kill the batman.

[belugatoons]

To the Bat Cave Dashie!